Superman Versus the Measles

The Mayor of Metropolis summons Superman because he needs his help. It must be some major problem, right? Like a failing dam, a fire at a hospital, or an orphanage perched atop an EPA super-fund site, right?

Nope. The mayor has the measles, yet still wants to attend the City Council meeting. Truly a problem requiring all the abilities of the Man of Steel (sorry, orphans, try to enjoy the searing pain from the toxic waste).

scene from Action Comics #282

This is Superman, so he must have a brillaint plan to “beat those measly measles,” right? Wrong again. No shrinking down and battling the evil virus and its zombified cells. No jumping forward a few years in time, grabbing a measles vaccine, then jumping back in time to before the mayor was infected. None of that. Instead, Superman visits a glass factory and makes a giant glass globe.

scene from Action Comics #282

Then he plunks the mayor in the sphere, along with his desk, some papers, and what looks like a very limited supply of air, and flies him off to the City Council meeting.

scene from Action Comics #282

Mission accomplished.
This was truly a job for Superman.
Join us tomorrow when he helps City Councilman Adams take an old couch to the curb for trash pickup.

Scenes from Action Comics #282 (November, 1961). “Superman’s Toughest Day!” by Bill Finger and Al Plastino.

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The New Knockout Gas

scene from Batman #21

The doctor is working hard to “pull them thru” by…doing what, exactly? Putting a warm washcloth over their eyes? Tucking them in?

Now, I’m no expect on knockout gases, but I think I could do better than that.

Scene from The Three Eccentrics from Batman #21, (February-March 1944).

I like the way there’s a list of rules on the back wall. I can only imagine what they say: “No roughhousing,” “No running with scissors,” “Wash your hands before returning to work”

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House — Episode 9 (Season 8): “Better Half”

An unfortunately average episode of House where the most interesting question is left unanswered.

Spoiler Alert!!

Andres is a man with early onset Alzheimer’s disease. He is being evaluated for possible inclusion in a drug study when he develops bloody vomiting. He is admitted to Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital and assigned to House’s service. The team’s initial thought is that the patient has a gastrointestinal bleed which is causing the bloody emesis. An EGD (upper endoscopy) is performed and it shows a Mallory-Weiss tear (a rip in the esophagus of those who vomit frequently or forcefully), but that is a consequence of vomiting, not a cause. Andres is also noted to have elevated liver enzymes, and the diagnoses of gallbladder disease and steatohepatitis (fatty liver) are mentioned. House favors the latter and decides to start the patient on statins (a class of cholesterol drug as high cholesterol is almost always seen with steatohepatitis) and double check the liver (initially a biopsy, but overruled by Foreman to an ultrasound examination), but before they can perform the testing, Andres becomes more violent that ever, punching his wife, and requires sedation. At this time, the team also notices bloody urine. The differential diagnosis now consists of rhabdomyolysis (severe sudden muscle damage) and TTP (thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura). House thinks TTP fits best, and orders Andres started on plasmapheresis.

Overnight, Andres elopes (the medical term for a patient, especially a demented one, who leaves the hospital). In the middle of a snowstorm, the team tracks him down to an old soccer field, but by the time they find him, he is hypothermic and pulseless. CPR is started, because, as Chase reminds Adams, they’re not dead until they’re warm and dead (sudden hypothermia can sometimes be protective of a patient, though this is more common in children than in adults, so it’s medical tradition not to declare someone dead until they’re back to normal temperature). Andres is brought back to the hospital, sent to the ICU, and started on extracorporeal warming of his blood. As he warms up, his brain function returns, then his heart. He’s initially in ventricular fibrillation, but he returns to a normal rhythm after some amiodarone (a medication used to suppress heart arrhythmias) and defibrillation. Unfortunately, he seems to have lost his ability to speak English and now only murmurs in Portuguese, his native language. He also develops a fever, but is this a symptom of his original admitting disease, or a consequence of being hypothermic? Looking over Andres’ symptoms, House sticks with the diagnosis of TTP and wants to resume plasmapherises. Foreman, instead, favors a viral infection that has spread to the brain to cause encephalitis. House relents, and has the patient started on interferon.

Andres is not doing any better. He falls back into ventricular fibrillation and this time requires three shocks to correct (apparently they neglected the amiodarone this time around). Foreman maintains it is a viral infection of the brain, such as encephalitis or meningitis, while House now favors toxin exposure. This week, it is Foreman who has the Eureka! moment while talking with some hospital donors. Seeing a flower bouquet still looking fresh despite being over a week old, he recalls that aspirin in the water can prolong the life of cut flowers, and this leads him to diagnose the patient with Reye’s syndrome. Some corticosteroids and Andres is back to normal (well, as normal as someone with early onset Alzheimer’s can be.)

Meanwhile, Wilson is treating a patient with a bladder infection (which he apparently diagnoses by palpating her neck). In the course of his discussion with her, he learns that she and her husband are self-proclaimed “asexuals”, completely disinterested in sex. House finds this head to believe and wagers $100 that he’ll find a medical cause for the lack of sex. He runs tests on the patient’s blood, but everything is normal. He eventually lures the husband in for an exam and discovers a pituitary tumor (a “macroprolactinoma“) that is suppressing the normal sexual urges. With some treatment, the high levels prolactin can be treated and the patient’s symptoms (in this case his nonexistent sex drive) corrected.

House #808

As usual, major complaints are in red (red caduceus), modest complaints are in blue (blue Vicodin), and nit-picking ones in green (green pencils):

Pet peeve here: Defibrillation does not “shock the heart back into rhythm.” The shock from defibrillation momentarily stops the conduction of the arrhythmia, allowing (hopefully) a normal rhythm to take over. The shock itself does not “jump start” the heart or start the normal rhythm, it just stops the bad rhythm — an important distinction.

TTP (thrombotic thrombocytopenic purpura) -– none of three parts (the T, T, or P) fits. There was no mention of low platelets (though other lab abnormalities were mentioned), no clotting, and no purpura. (In fact, there was no mention of rash at all, and rash is almost always seen in Reye’s).

In regards to his symptoms, Reye’s syndrome is quite a stretch with few of Andres symptoms matching well, but then again, Reye’s in adults is quite a stretch in-and-of-itself.

Symptoms of death in the hypothermic do not resolve that predictably (“Ah, 93 degrees, must be time for the ventricular fibrillation”), and frankly, the patient usually remains dead.

Interferon is not a treatment for encephalitis or meningitis.

Cortciosteroids are used in Reye’s to treat swelling of the brain — something they never bothered to look for, despite the more-than-expected behavioral changes.

Third episode so far this season where there is debate whether societally atypical behaviors are symptoms or not. Charity, paranoia, and now aggression.

Before starting statins in a patient with elevated liver enzymes, I’d want to make sure the cholesterol is indeed high and require treatment, as the statins themselves can elevate liver functions.

While there is debate over the use of “chemical restraints” (sedation in aggressive patients), diazepam is unusual for a first line agent. Haldol seems the more common choice. On the other hand, diazepam can be more easily reversed if something goes wrong.

House #809

The medical mystery this week was OK, but not great — but that still makes it better than most episodes this season. The big mystery was why Andres developed Alzheimer’s so young, but answering that was outside the scope of the episode. I give the medical mystery a C+. The final solution kind of more or less fit, if you ignored the usual time course of Reye’s Syndrome. I give it another C+. The medicine was uninspiring this week, with diagnoses thrown around that could be easily tested, but never were. Plus Foreman, a neurologist, was using meningitis and encephalitis interchangeably. I give the overall medicine a C. The soap opera was enjoyable this week from the pathos (Chase), to the humorous (the yellow cards, Park and her “tapping”), to the unethical (House and Wilson). It deserves an A-. (Bonus points for the Spider-Man allusion. And what manga was House reading when first talking to Wilson? Maybe someone should tell him they’re read right-to-left, not left-to-right.)

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Fringe — Episode 9 (Season 4): “Enemy of My Enemy”

The second cat-and-mouse Fringe episode in a row, and the second good one in a row. Coincidence?

Fringe #409

The Plot: Fauxlivia and otherLee arrive at the warehouse they learned about at the end of last episode, and find David Robert Jones waiting for them inside. He makes a not-so-subtle threat by killing one of his own shapeshifters, and then surrenders himself to them and asks to be taken to their leader.

At Fringe HQ, Peter recognizes Jones as the man he thought he killed, and watches alternaBroyles’ interrogation of him. Peter even does a little interrogation of his own, a situation that seems to unnerve Jones, even though he doesn’t recognize Peter. Jones asks for a certain hard drive hidden by the shapeshifter Brandon, and when it does not arrive in time, kills an ER full of people. He then demands to be released or he will kill more innocents. Walternate agrees, and the team has just enough time to slip a tracker into Jones so he will be easy to follow. They track him to a crowed public plaza but it is clear he knows he is being watched. He grabs a package from a nearby trash bin containing a thermos and a stack of money. He starts handing out the money to passersby and drinks from the thermos. All the money has trackers identical to his, and the liquid in the thermos knocks out his tracker, so he is able to escape when dozens of extra subjects show up on Fringe’s trackers, but he no longer does.

Looking over the information contained on the hard drive Jones wanted, the Fringe team finds dozens of satellite geographical pictures. Peter realizes Jones is looking for Amphilicite, a rare but potentially very dangerous mineral. They determine one particular quarry is the most likely spot for the mineral so they race to beat Jones there. At first, they believe they’ve beaten him to the punch, but then they realize the satellite pictures are from our universe, not the alternate one. Jones has crossed over and is harvesting the mineral from our side. Peter and Agent Lee cross back to our universe and join the rest of the Fringe Team in trying to capture Jones. As usual, Jones is one stop ahead of the team and is able to escape back to the alternate universe with nearly a hundred pounds of the Amphilicite.

Meanwhile, Walternate’s wife Elizabeth has arrived in our universe to talk Walter into helping Peter, and ultimately, he agrees.

Walternate helms an emergency meeting between both Fringe teams as they realize they have to work together to stop Jones.

As the episode ends, Jones is communicating a secret partner about phase two of their plans, a phase that has to do with a certain unnamed “her.” The final shot of the episode reveals his partner to be Nina Sharp.

Fringe #409

1. Bad Feng Shui
I’ve never known an Emergency Room with only one entrance. There are usually a half dozen or more. Strange and dangerous things can happen in ERs and you need lots of room for people to rush in, or out.

2. Spares, Just In Case
Are there just extra guns laying around in Fringe division vehicles?

3. Continui-what?
How many of the previous adventures have the various Fringe teams not experienced?
FringeNobody recognized Jones.
FringeWalter’s comments about no sign of forgives makes me think he never received the eponymous white tulip.

4. Big Bang Dune
Mentat Astrid seemed less Mentat-like and more Sheldon like this episode.

5. What is the RDA of Amphilicite?
Has Amphilicite been mentioned in the show before? I can’t find any mention of it in my notes so I’m just wondering.

6. A Little Too Trusting
Once again, everyone is way too trusting knowing there are shapeshifters all around. Walternate is even suggesting that Fringe team is compromised, but doesn’t check if the person he’s telling is the real alternaBroyles (probably not, but I wouldn’t put it past the writers to try and pull a fast one).

Fringe #408

Another good episode. As always, David Robert Jones makes an excellent villain. The Fringe Doomsday Clock retreats a minute to 11:52

Fringe Doomsday Clock

FringeThis week’s Fringe cipher was: DEATH.
FringeA list of all previous Fringe reviews is available here.
FringeAs always, Karl has more to say over at his blog.

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Another Comic Book Truth Serum

scene from Batman #374

To the best of my knowledge, Demerol has never been considered a truth serum. That is a term usually reserved for certain barbituates (sodium pentothal, amobarbital) or anticholinergic drugs (scopolamine). Demerol (generic name meperidine or pithidine), on the other hand, is a very potent narcotic pain killer. Admittedly, unlike most narcotics, Demerol does have some anticholinergic effects, but these don’t kick in except in very high doses, and the poor victim would be unconsciousness and probably dead from a Demerol overdose long before the effects became clinically useful.

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The Only Thing We Have to Fear is Fear Gas

I’m sure they weren’t the first villains to use fear inducing drugs, but the Scarecrow and Mr. Fear are undoubtedly the best known villains who make use of them. I thought I’d take a brief opportunity to look back and see when they first started using their concoctions.

Scarecrow’s first two appearances were in the Golden Age and, frankly, were not terribly imaginative or exciting. Jonathan Crane was little more than a thug (albeit an over-educated one) who used a scarecrow motif. The only fear he caused was by threatening and shooting victims with a run of the mill pistol. It wasn’t until the Scarecrow’s first Silver Age appearance in Batman #189 that his fear gas was seen, and even then it was fairly underwhelming and only seen in one panel. The gas was just one of several techniques used by Crane to instill fear in Batman and Robin.

scene from Batman #189
scene from Batman #189 (by Gardner Fox and Sheldon Moldoff. February 1967)

Mr. Fear and his fear gas pellets appeared in Daredevil #6 and predated Scarecrow’s use of fear gas by two years. Zoltan Drago was slightly mad chemist who ran a failing wax museum. His brilliant plan was to devise a serum that would bring his wax figures to life, giving him an unstoppable army. Yet somehow, despite his genius, he was unable to get his experiments to work. Then one night, his cat jumped up on his work bench and spilled some of his chemicals onto a Bunsen burner. The smoke it gave off induced terror, and Drago decided to use his accidental discovery to become Mr. Fear.

scene from Daredevil #6
scene from Daredevil #6 (by Stan Lee and Wally Wood. February 1965)

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Monday PSA: Salute to Our Fellow Citizens of Puerto Rico!

Salute to Our Fellow Citizens of Puerto Rico Click for the full page

Puerto Rico,
You lovely island
Island of tropical breezes
Always the pineapples growing
Always the coffee blossoms blowing

Click on the image for the full ad

school busInteresting how the PSA claims the citizens of Puerto Rico have full rights and privileges of U.S. citizens, right before enumerating which rights they don’t have.

school busApparently people living on Hawaii lack certain rights as they are not “mainland” citizens. (For the record, this PSA was published several years after Hawaii became a state.)

school busBack when I was a doctor in the Air Force, about a hundred of us were returning to the States after a several month deployment to Haiti. We had an overnight stay in San Juan, Puerto Rico, before flying the rest of the way back to Nevada. As we were getting off the plane, one of the airmen asked if he needed to exchange his money for “Puerto Rican money.” I calmly reminded him that Puerto Rico was part of the United States and his regular money would be just fine. I may have rolled my eyes a bit, too — sources vary. Looking back, I missed a great opportunity: I should have taken his $20, told him I’d exchange it, and then given him back a $5 telling him it was local currency.

This PSA can be found in DC Comics from April 1963. The script, warts and all, was written by Jack Schiff with art bu Sheldon Moldoff.

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