Pulpy Goodness

It’s always nice to find new reprint collections of old pulp stories. I’m a big fan of these stories — sure, many of the characters are rather two-dimensional and the plots paper-thin — but there are enough diamonds in the rough to make it worth the time and effort. In the past year or two, a number of my favorites have managed to work their way back into print:

El Borak, by Robert E. Howard
The White Wolf — a.k.a. El Borak — is my second favorite Howard character (with Solomon Kane being number one). El Borak has swashbuckling adventures in the early part of the twentieth century: think Lawrence of Arabia with a liberal dash of sword and sorcery. His stories have been out of print for decades, but will be available Tuesday in a nice new edition.

Jirel of Joiry and Northwest Smith, by C. L. Moore
Moore was one of the first female adventure pulp writers — she wrote as “C. L.” instead of Catherine to disguise her gender. Most of her stories were published in Weird Tales and have a slight Lovecraftian feel to them.
Jirel of JoiryJirel is the ruler of a small medieval kingdom and her lands always seem to be under threat from natural, and supernatural, enemies. Her stories tend towards the darker aspect of fantasy.
Northwest SmithNorthwest Smith is a smuggler and anti-hero in the distant future. His stories have a darker edge to them as well.
The Science Fiction Book Club has inexpensive hardbound collections of Jirel and Northwest Smith. Paizo, under their Planet Stories imprint, also offers a Jirel as well as a Northwest Smith collection. (Paizo also offers several collections of Moore’s husband and fellow writer, Henry Kuttner. Sadly, I haven’t seen any recent reissues of stories by Lewis Padgett, which was the name Moore and Kuttner used when they collaborated together on a story).

Speaking of Paizo, they also are offering what look to be great collections of the Eric John Stark series by Leigh Brackett.

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Fringe — Episode 14 (Season 2): “Jacksonville”

Big questions were answered, the science wasn’t that bad, but it still struck me as a surprisingly lifeless outing for the “Winter Finale” of Fringe.

Fringe #214

The Plot: At an office building in Manhattan, the workers grouse about a series of small earthquakes the city has been experiencing. Suddenly, there is a larger tremor and one of the workers finds himself caught in the quake. He blacks out for a second and when he comes to, he is pinned by the rubble — and has four arms and four legs.

The Fringe team is called in to examine the office building. So far, no survivors have been found, but many dead bodies. The bodies aren’t normal, however, but each seems to be two separate people fused together. Walter hypothesizes that a “Quantum Tectonic Event” has caused a rip in space that caused the quake and fusion. A survivor is found upstairs: the worker from the opening scene. Walter converses with him while he is slowly dying and learns that the worker is from the alternate universe. Walter has a new theory: an office building from that universe has suddenly merged with the same office building from ours, killing all the inhabitants. Agent Dunham suspects this to be a deliberate act on the part of Newton (the leader of the team from the alternate universe that is trying to destroy ours).

Back at the lab, Walter realizes what has happened — and what will happen. Twenty-five years ago, he and William Bell sent a car to the alternate universe and a short time later, a car of equivalent mass from that universe appeared in ours, merged into a statue. Walter tells the team that a building from our universe will disappear within 35 hours. His only idea how to stop it is to use some of the abilities Dunham gained from Cortexiphan. He drags her and Peter to Jacksonville, where the original Cortexiphan experiments were carried out. He repeats the experiment on Dunham, but it has no effect this time. Belatedly he realizes that her abilities depends on fear, and Dunham no longer experiences fear, but channels it all into anger. Defeated, the three of them return to New York.

While they’ve been in Florida, small earthquakes have started in New York City, signaling that the calamity is impending. The scientists at Massive Dynamic are trying to find a pattern to the quakes, but Walter tells them there is no pattern to find. Instead, he suggests locating the building in New York City of identical mass to the one that appeared from the other universe. They are able to narrow the list down to 147 building, but the thirty-five hours is up. Concern over her failure and the likely loss of life scares Dunham, kick starting her spot-the-things-from-the-other-universe power. She is able to spot a building that weirdly glimmers, a sign that it is the one that is going to disappear. The team is able to identify the building and the authorities evacuate it just in time — with a massive inrush of air the entire building — basement, foundation, and all — disappears.

As the episode ends, Olivia and Peter are heading out for drinks, but when she looks at him, she realizes that he is glimmering too. Walter begs her not to tell Peter the truth.

Fringe #214

1. Spellchecker
Manhattan was spelled wrong in the opening scene.

2. Island of Misfit Toys
If the building in Florida has been sealed for 25 years, why did it have toys from the Ice Age movies (’02, ‘06, and ‘09)?

3. Where’s Johnny? He Was Here Just a Minute Ago!
So did a child of identical mass to Peter get transported to the alternate universe when Walter brought Alterna-Peter here?

4. Glimmer Glimmer Glumpkin
If Olivia’s powers detect items from the other universe (that’s what Walter was testing in the classroom after all), why did the building from this universe glimmer?

5. Tick Tock
Why 35 hours? I’m guessing that’s how long it took for the car to appear.

6. Mass Effect
How are they going to be able to find the mass of the alternate universe building when it is merged with ours. Are they assuming it was identical to the one in our universe, just like their Nixon coins and double-decker cars are identical to ours?

7. There’s No Babble Like Good Babble
Quantum tectonic event. That is some grad-A prime of technobabble. It sounds impressive, but notice how none of the words really work together (or at least the two most important: tectonic and quantum. They’re pretty much contradictory — “quantum” suggest atomic or sub-atomic, while “tectonic” is very macro in its implications.)

Fringe #214

I so wanted to like this episode with the Peter reveal (that we all knew anyway), but I couldn’t — it was dull. It wasn’t horrible, but an episode this big should be more fulfilling. The Fringe Doomsday Clock stays put.

Fringe Doomsday Clock

FringeThis week’s Fringe cipher was: REVEAL.
FringeA list of all previous Fringe reviews is available here.
FringeKarl has much more to say.

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Supergirl #49: A Medical Review

Supergirl #49 “Death & The Family”
Sterling Gates, writer
Matt Camp, artist

Before I start, let me take a moment to reiterate my position on medical reviews: just because I pick on the medical aspect of certain comics, it doesn’t mean that I don’t think they’re good or enjoyable comics. After all, I buy them, don’t I? Supergirl #49 is a good example: yes, I’m going to skewer the resuscitation scene, but I think Gates has consistently written the best Supergirl since the Bronze Age, and Camp does some very good art (if overcolored in places).
• I apologize for the poor quality of the scan, but I had to use my Ancient Sumerian back-up scanner tonight.

Lana Lang has been found down and bleeding profusely. She is rushed to the emergency room for resuscitation.

Scene from Supergirl #49

There’s a few things wrong with this scene:

First, they’re shocking a flatline. I’m sure I’ve mentioned at least once before that this is not how to treat a flatline.

How should they proceed? Asystole (the fancy, medical word for a flatline) is tough to treat, and the odds are against you from the start, no matter what television tells you. The key to treating asystole is to correct the underlying cause. One concern: Lana’s lost a lot of blood — there’s at least two panels of her laying supine in large puddles of blood and the staff is splattered with blood. As far as the ER staff is aware, this blood loss is a possible cause of her condition, yet they’ve done nothing to treat it. There’s no blood being transfused — in fact, there’s not even a single IV line, which are important in any resuscitation. (As an aside, the defribrillation paddles are also reversed: the upper paddle should be on Lana’s right, and the lower on the left)

Second, as fancy as that face mask is, it’s not going to be any good at getting the air she needs down into her lungs. I appreciate the fact that Cage at least added a breathing tube entering her mouth, but it’s too narrow to be any use (it needs to be about the width of a thumb to work). Plus, if she’s got a breathing tube in place, why does she need a mask?

Third, Lana is bleeding from her mouth, nose, and eyes. If you were the ER staff, what’s one of the first things that would cross your mind? Hemorrhagic fever (Ebola, Marburg, and for the comic-inclined, the Clench). Sure, none of them are endemic to the US, but in this day and age, who’s to say Lana hasn’t been traveling, or exposed to someone who has? The ER staff would be wearing a lot more protective gear.

On the positive side, fzzCHOOMPH is the best sound effect I’ve seen in quite a while.

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Tuesday PSA: Buzzy says “Balance Your Fun Diet!”

Buzzy says 'Balance Your Fun Diet!'  Click for the full page.Once again, Wolfie learns the hard way not to move in on Buzzy’s girl. Poor Wolfie. Sure, he’s a jerk, but he has some of the worst luck in comics.

Or does he? I think this scenario was really a plot by Buzzy and Susie:

“Buzzy, you’ve got to do something about Wolfie! He’s always following me around. And that giant head of his — he’s so creepy!”
“Why me?”
“He’s your friend!”
“He’s not my friend — he just started following me around in second grade and I can’t shake him. Wait, I’ve got an idea! I’ll pretend to be busy so I can’t go skating with you.”
“But then he’ll want to go in your place.”
“That’s OK — it’s part of the plan. Now, once you’re both in skates and when no one’s looking, give him a shove. Make sure he breaks something.”
“Won’t that look suspicious?”
“No, everyone knows how clumsy Wolfie is. If we pull this off right, we should be able to ditch him for at least six weeks.”

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This PSA was found in Adventure Comics #154 as well as the other DC comics from July 1950. The ad was written by Jack Schiff, with art by Bob Oksner.

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House — Episode 12 (Season 6): “Moving The Chains”

The team in this week’s episode of House followed a more logical approach to the patient, but they were still hampered by bad medicine. But hey, an opossum!

Spoiler Alert!!

Daryl is a 22 year-old college football player hoping to be spotted by pro scouts. In the middle of practice, he suddenly becomes uncontrollably violent. He grabs his opponent and drags him around by his helmet until it finally comes loose, and then he bashes himself in the face repeatedly with the helmet until he starts bleeding.

He is admitted to the hospital for evaluation, but has no memory of the incident. A head CT scan and a psychiatric evaluation — both obtained in the Emergency Room — were negative. House suspects Daryl’s symptoms are due to steroids, even though he tested clean in the Emergency Room. He believes he is on the “good stuff,” i.e. steroids that don’t show up on tests. The rest of the team suspects a pituitary adenoma (a tumor in the pituitary gland) caused by repeated head trauma. Tests for GnRH (gonadotropin releasing hormone, which controls the gonadotropins, which control the production of testosterone in men) are high, but a pituitary MRI is negative, which lends credence to House’s theory of steroid abuse. He tells the team to start Daryl on a somatostatin-analog (a medication which inhibits the pituitary gland) to block the effects of the elevated GnRH.

Daryl denies any use of steroids and begins to suffer a racing heart rate and chest pain. He has an episode of paroxysmal tachycardia (sudden onset of an abnormally fast heart rate) that requires cardioversion to return it to a normal rhythm (by definition “cardioversion” means returning the patient to a normal heart rhythm. This can be done chemically, such as with adenosine, or electrically). Taub reports that the cardiac symptoms do not fit the diagnosis of steroid abuse, so the team gives Daryl’s heart a further work-up including EKG and sestamibi scan (a test that looks at perfusion of the heart itself), but they are completely normal. The differential diagnosis now consists of a PFO (patent foramen ovale, a hole between the two sides of the heart) or hypertrophic cardiomyopathy (muscular thickening of the heart). House favors the latter and has the team put Daryl on a treadmill to stress him until he develops cardiac symptoms. Unfortunately (or fortunately, really), Daryl is in good enough shape that his heart rate never rises high enough to cause a problem. Going for “plan B”, House decides to chemically induce heart stress by injecting Daryl with a vasodilator (such as adenosine or dipyridamole — they mimic the effects of exercise on the heart). Before he injects the medication, however, he notices that the palms of Daryl’s hands are unusually white.

This new symptom causes the team to reassess their diagnosis. Taub thinks Daryl’s pale hands are due to Raynaud’s phenomenom (spasm of the smooth muscles around the small arteries of the fingers), which he thinks is caused by rheumatoid arthritis. Thirteen suspects that Daryl has plaques in his arteries, and these are breaking off and sending tiny clots blocking the arteries in his hands. Chase believes Daryl has Takayasu arteritis (inflammation of the aorta and other large arteries), and Foreman, ever the optimist, blames lymphoma. House likes the last two ideas the best, and tells Foreman to put Daryl on an ethanol drip. If he develops itchiness, it’s a sign of lymphoma, and if he loses his radial pulses, it’s a sign of Takayasu. Daryl develops itchiness while on the drip, so Foreman’s suspicion of lymphoma appears to be correct. Daryl is taken to surgery for a splenectomy, but during surgery Chase notices that his spleen is fine but his liver is inflamed.

Biopsies reveal no lymphoma and a non-specific liver inflammation. The new differential diagnosis includes polymyositis (a chronic inflammation of the muscles), Felty syndrome (rheumatoid arthritis + splenomegaly, which doesn’t fit at all), and viral hepatitis. Blood is drawn for further testing, but Foreman reports that the blood clotted almost immediately after being drawn. This suggests that Daryl has cryoglobulinemia (abnormal proteins in the blood that thicken with cold temperatures), brought on by football practice on cold days, and needs to be started on anticoagulants (blood thinners). This isn’t good enough for Daryl; he doesn’t want to miss his shot at the pros, so he leaves the hospital, promising to come back the next day. At the exhortation of Daryl’s mother, Foreman tags along to look after him — it was a good thing he did, too, as Daryl starts to experience shortness of breath and blurry vision. He is admitted back to the hospital. As the team begins to evaluate the new symptoms, Foreman admits that their really aren’t any new symptoms. He had dosed Daryl with nitrates (a class of blood pressure medication) to drop his blood pressure so he’d feel bad enough to want to come back to the hospital.

Looking over the chart, House notices that Daryl has only lost one pound during his stay in the hospital and he should have lost more. This lack-of-weight-loss could be due to steroid abuse, or paraneoplastic syndrome — only there’s been no evidence of cancer. The team performs blood test after blood test, and scan after scan, but can find no cancer. House then realizes that the cancer they are looking for is not inside the body, but outside. It turns out that Daryl has melanoma, a skin cancer hard to spot on African-Americans, and this cancer (or course) is causing paraneoplastic syndrome, which explains his symptoms.

(Here’s my take on what’s going on: you may have noticed during the episode that the team gave two different definitions of paraneoplastic syndrome. First, they described a situation where a cancer produces a hormone which can cause systemic effects: in this case, the melanoma is apparently producing GnRH which increased Daryl’s testosterone and gave the appearance and symptoms of steroid abuse including “roid rage,” weight gain, and probably the heart symptoms. Second, House describes paraneoplastic syndrome as a situation where the body is making antibodies against the cancer, and this produces the systemic effects. This would explain the kidney failure and liver inflammation. The apparent cryoglobulinemia may be an effect of the extra paraneoplastic antibodies, or cryoglobulinemia can occur with certain cancers. Both definitions of paraneoplastic syndrome are correct, but I’m not certain if a patient would ever experience both situations.)

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I admit that I’m somewhat confused by House’s take on steroids. If Daryl was taking steroids, his GnRH should be suppressed — lower — not higher. Or is House suggesting that Daryl was receiving GnRH itself, or a synthetic substitute — and if that’s the case, the body generally downregulates GnRH receptors when GnRH levels are unusually high, actually leading to hypogonadism and less testosterone.

House #612

As usual, major complaints are in red, minor complaints are in blue, and nit-picking ones in green:

The clotting in cryoglobulinemia resolves at normal temperatures, so why would Daryl be clotting in the presumably warm hospital room. Did Princeton-Plainsboro not pay the electric bill?
allWhy didn’t he show abnormal clotting during surgery as most operating rooms are kept PDC (pretty damn cold).
allSurely they drew blood before surgery, at least a blood type/transfusion panel, and should have notoiced the clotting then.
allBlood thinners are not the recommended treatment for cryoglobulinemia.

Giving a patient enough of a nitrate to intentionally cause hypotension (low blood pressure) is dangerous. How did Foreman know he didn’t give too much? I’d also expect Daryl to develop a severe headache — the most common nitrate side effect – before any other symptoms.
allI guess he learned it from House, who was trying to induce a cardiac event in a patient without even having him hooked up to any cardiac monitors.

Stress tests aren’t used to test for hypertophic cardiomyopathy, at least not as a first-, second-, or even third-line test. An EKG has already been obtained. A structural test, such as an echocardiogram or MRI is the next logical step. If needed, cardiac catheterization may also be performed.

Sorry Taub, steroid abuse can cause heart problems, including tachycardia.

Is there really a link between repeated trauma and pituitary adenoma, a type of cancer? I haven’t been able to find one, but then again, I’m not a neurologist or sports medicine specialist.
allGnRH is released into the pituitary, not from it, so why would a pituitary cancer lead to “leaking” GnRH?

There is a condition known as the “lymphoma itch” that is a severe itching, primarily of the lower extremities. It is most commonly seen in Hodgkin’s lymphoma, but even then it only occurs in 10-25% of patients.
allIt is not associated with alcohol. A separate condition (severe aches and pains) can be worsened by alcohol intake in certain patients with lymphoma.

I don’t know it alcohol will really shut off blood flow in the radial arteries in patients with Takayasu’s arteritis, but who in the hell would thank that is a good idea. Personally, I like my hands to have full blood flow, thank you.

Return to full contact football a day after abdominal surgery, even a laparoscopic one? Nonsense.

Blood in the urine is really not a sign of kidney failure. It suggests that there is a problem with something farther along in the urinary system. This is especially true in patients on blood thinners, were urinary bleeding is more common – maybe from inserting the catheter in the first place.

Why would a melanoma secrete GnRH?

It is certainly possible to have rheumatoid disease with a negative rheumatoid factor.
allWasn’t Chase the one who shot down Taub’s suggestion of rheumatoid arthritis? So why would he later suggest Felty’s, which requires rheumatoid arthritis?

Paraneoplastic syndrome has become the lupus of this season.

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I found the medical mystery interesting this week. Not great, but better than recent episodes. I give it a B+. The final solution clever (hidden melanoma in a black male), but too much of “Been there, got the T-Shirt” feeling (paraneoplastic, again, and a nearly impossible one at that). I give the solution a C-. Overall, the medicine was more driven this week, and followed a logical progression, but too much of it was questionable or downright wrong. Another C-. The soap opera was decent. I liked the Foreman and Foreman scenes, and the Wilson/House scenes were good, but I figures Lucas was the culprit fairly early on as Mark Michael Weston was listed as a guest star, but nowhere to be seen. I give the soap opera a B.

The House Challenge scores have been posted here.

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House Challenge — Episode 12

House Challenge Season Six

Bunches of high scores this episode, thanks to this year’s ubiquitous diagnoses: paraneoplastic syndrome and “lymphoma.” TRad led this week with 18 points.

Overall, TRad and Noether increase their dominance, with 77 and 75 points, respectively. Theta Sigma stays in third with 57 points, and Corien retains fourth with 54 points. The Erskine holds on to fifth with 52 points.

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Apothecarius Argentum, Volume 4: A Medical Annotation

cover, Apothecarius Argentum Volume 4Volume Four of Apothecarius Argentum moves the action from Beazol to the neighboring kingdom of Navara, a poor and starving country with a widespread wasting disease brought on by overuse of a toxic pesticide. Princess Primula and her companions, including friend/love-interest/Royal apothecary Argent and his rival, Lorca, third Prince of Navara.

The storyline revolves primarily around royal intrigue, including a sequestered king, a kidnapped heir, and stirrings of rebellion.

There is not as much medicine in this volume as previous ones, which makes sense as Argent does not play as large a role in this storyline. Several medical errors crop up in this volume, which is unusual, because author Tomomi Yamashita, a pharmacist by training, is usually very careful about his medical references.

There’s probably a spoiler or two in the annotations, so consider yourself warned.

Volume 4

Belladonna
The young prince has been suffering from seizures and was given belladonna to treat them.

BelladonnaBelladonna is a plant that has a long history of use in traditional medicine and continues to be used, to some extent, in modern medicine as well. The plant is very potent and must be used sparingly because of the high potential of adverse events, especially death. This is especially true for children (especially sickly malnourished ones like the prince). Let me put it this way: the more common name for belladonna is Deadly Nightshade.

Historically, while belladonna has been used to treat a variety of different ailments, it has not been used to treat seizures. The only mention I’ve even seen of the use of belladonna for seizures comes from homeopathy, which is not traditional medicine — or really any sort of medicine at all (despite what its practitioners would like you to think); homeopathy can best be described as a delusion combining sympathetic magic, wishful thinking, and an early-19th century understanding of science.

Belladonna contains several potent chemicals, most notably atropine, scopolamine, and hyoscyamine — all drugs that are used today. Belladonna extract itself is still used in a few modern medicines, Donnatal (a stomach medication) is probably the best known.

Dandelion
The prince has been given an overdose of belladonna, and Argent gives him dandelion extract to correct it.

Argent is correct that belladonna is excreted almost entirely through the kidney, so increasing kidney function should get rid of the medicine faster. Diuretics (drugs that increase urine output) are one way of doing this. Dandelion has long been used as a diuretic. While I have seen no recent studies or reports that confirm its benefits in this regard, I’m willing to give the plant the benefit of the doubt because the effects of a diuretic are hard to miss (if you pee a lot, it’s a diuretic).

Activated Charcoal
Activated charcoal is used again to treat the chronic wasting disease that is common in Navara. I covered this in depth in the Volume 3 annotations.

Cochineal
cochinealThe cochineal is a tiny insect (Dactylopius coccus) that grows on cacti in Central and South America. When the females of the species are collected, dried, and crushed they produce the brilliant red dye carmine which is used for coloring fabrics, cosmetics, and food.

It takes 70,000 insects, all collected by hand, to make a pound of dye, which is worth about $36 in today’s market.

Prince Lorca mentions several times that the insects grow on citrus, but they don’t — they can only live on certain species of cactus. I wonder if this might be a translation error, either in the translation of the manga, or from the author’s original sources. (There is a similar insect known as “Polish Cochineal,” and while it doesn’t grow on cacti, it doesn’t grow on citrus either.)

Marijuana
The story mentions a link between marijuana use and psychiatric disease. There haves been several studies that have looked at this very subject, but the results have been unclear. Can marijuana use lead to psychiatric illness, or do people with pre-existing psychiatric disease tend to use marijuana more? Studies have suggested both results, so just leave this one as “undecided.”

Is it possible to die from a marijuana overdose? Again, sources vary, but almost all seem to agree that it would take an incredibly high level of exposure to be fatal, and many experts suggest that it would be physically impossible to achieve this high a dose. (On the other hand, with incense burning in a sealed room with heavy curtains, I suspect the king suffocated to death when the incense used up all the oxygen).

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