Monday PSA: The New Teen Titans
This is the first of two recently acquired New Teen Titans drug awareness public service comics drom the 1980s. This particular comic starts out with a letter from then-First Lady Nancy Reagan telling kids to fight the battle against drug abuse. There is a strong martial theme running through the letter as if she expects the Draft to start any moment. No mention of astrology, though.
After a start like that, things can only get better, right? Think again…
The Teen Titans, teamed up with generic teen hero “The Protector,” stop a group of drug dealers at an amusement park (and destroy most of the park in the process). Then the Feds show up and take over.
Feds: Titans, Protector,thanks. We’ll take over now.
Protector: It’s the Federal Task Force!
Now when I say the Teen Titans, I’m referring to the classic Wolfman and Perez New Teen Titans from the early ’80s. Well, most of them, anyway. Robin is conspicuously absent. Everyone’s favorite ex-druggie super hero, Speedy, is also conveniently missing.
The Protector asks Wally West (a.k.a. Kid Flash) to keep an eye on his cousin Ted who just moved to Wally’s home town of Blue Valley, Nebraska. It seems that Ted once had a bad drug habit and the Protector is concerned he might fall prey to temptation again.
Everything is going great for Ted at first. He meets a nice girl and is doing well in school. Then Coral, a conniving cast off from Jem and the Holograms, talks him into trying drugs again. After that, it’s too late — he’s hooked! Ted starts doing harder and harder drugs. He breaks up with his girlfriend and begins skipping school.
Ted quickly runs out of money and the dealer won’t give him any more drugs. He and his buddy end up snorting some spilled cocaine off of a bathroom floor. When that doesn’t prove effective, the two of them attempt to rob a local convenience store. Unfortunately, they picked the wrong store and the shopkeeper pulls out a gun and wings Ted’s friend. Ted runs away and is found sobbing on the ground by his ex-girlfriend Amy, who takes him to the hospital to get help.
Meanwhile, the Titans (and the Protector) bust the dealer and the local drug ring. They all visit Ted and his friend in the hospital who both promise never to do drugs again.
The book ends with several pages of activities for readers regarding peer pressure, communication skills, and taking responsibility. This last part is actually very clever and well done.
The story is by Marv Wolfman, who created the New Teen Titans. Sadly, none of his normally keen storytelling skills or inventiveness are evident in this heavy handed story. There is page after page of by-the-book recitation of “drugs are bad for you” facts. In terms of the art, Ross Andru draws the action scenes well, but his talking heads approach to the didactic parts makes the dull sections even duller.
This comic was brought to you by DC Comics, the President’s Drug Awareness Campaign, and NSDA (the National Soft Drink Association).
January 10th, 2006 at 6:56 am
Hey, I had that comic! I’m surprised that Wolfman didn’t use Speedy for this story.
Oh, by the way, did you pick up the Day of Vengeance: Infinite Crisis special that came out last week? You . . . uh . . . might wanna do that.
January 10th, 2006 at 8:04 am
Speedy wasn’t part of the team, anyhow, so I’m not sure why he would be there anyhow. And wasn’t Protector originally Robin at some point, but for some reason they couldn’t/didn’t want to use him, thus requiring Robin to be recreated as Protector? He’s got the same haircut. ;)
I like how they had to cover up Starfire, too.
January 10th, 2006 at 8:55 am
According to the Titan’s Tower website, Robin was replaced by the Protector because Robin was licensed to Nabisco and the book was sponsored by Keebler:
http://www.titanstower.com/source/whoswho/protector.html
They quote Wolfman and Perez on the change, but they don’t cite where the quotes come from, but it sounds reasonable to me.
January 10th, 2006 at 9:43 am
Official Comment
Next week’s PSA is the Keebler book, also starring “The Protector” instead of Robin. This one is sponsored by the US Government and soft-drink companies (which I think also compete with some of Nabisco’s holdings)
January 10th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
Uppers, downers, cocaine (an upper, doofus!), and PCP, all before he hits 18? Ted is a faster-moving junkie than young Drew Barrymore.
March 1st, 2006 at 1:06 pm
This was one of my first comics, and it literally scared me stupid. Even at 8 years old, I somehow knew that the Protector was supposed to be Robin, and I was a mite repelled by his lameness.
Ross Andru, though–his 18 year olds looked like they’d just gotten their first slot as a CEO. Everyone looked so old.
I dutifully signed the “SAY NO TO DRUGS” pledge in my third-grader scrawl, terrified, knowing that the Reagans wanted me to do so.
If I didn’t make the point earlier, they handed this out in my school–to third graders. Dear Lord. I didn’t even know what drugs WERE.
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