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11 Responses to “ Spider-Woman’s Secret ”

1. crowdedhouse
   February 19th, 2006 at 10:08 pm
   

   Those aren’t breast implants, they’re bagels! Obscenely large bagels, but still bagels! Tell me I’m not the only one who sees this.

2. Dave
   February 20th, 2006 at 12:54 am
   

   Is it normal for a patient to lie on the table totally nude - except for the hair covering, of course.

3. Beta Ray Steve
   February 20th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
   

   Breast implants that give superpowers…comic book medecine at it’s finest!

4. bnug
   February 20th, 2006 at 5:05 pm
   

   Of course breast implants are involved… Frank Cho is the illustrator (my favorite for many reasons.

   As for lying naked on the table that’s common, usually we wait til you’re asleep to shep you of all your dignity.

   Other problems include EKG leads all over above mentioned breasts… making it difficult to implant-ize them.

5. Haole
   February 20th, 2006 at 9:47 pm
   

   Good heavens, look at all the Mad Scientist-types crowded around Jessica. There’s at least ten that are clearly visible, and one gets the impression that the OR is packed with them, with more guys queing up in line outside the door — like some sort of Mad Scientist-clad-as-white-ninjas orgy, or something (Wearing black rubber gloves!)

   The guy who’s got his left hand over her “implants” is holding with his right hand a tray containing (1) a razor, and (2) what appears to be a wrapped condom. You know, I really don’t regret dropping this title.

   And the guy above her head, pointing at her left breast? Wearing Ray-Bans.

6. Jon H
   February 22nd, 2006 at 11:22 pm
   

   “The guy who’s got his left hand over her “implants” is holding with his right hand a tray containing (1) a razor, and (2) what appears to be a wrapped condom.”

   I think that’s a packaged alcohol wet-nap kind of thing, not a condom.

7. Anonymous
   December 29th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
   

   “Is it normal for a patient to lie on the table totally nude - except for the hair covering, of course.”

   Once I was a student guest at a breast implant surgery, and the patient was on the table covered apart from her chest. When she agreed to let me watch the surgery she must not have also agreed to let me know who she was, because even her face was covered.

8. Harvey D. Cotton Jr.
   March 14th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
   

   How many people in that room are only there because of a favor from the administrator?

9. Deadmond
   April 3rd, 2008 at 8:42 pm
   

   well with regards to her total nudity, if you look to the right you will notice a guy holding a cannester of blood and it is connected to a wire thats connected to her much the same as the rest of the wires. having just read the comic i know that the operation required a masive genetic recoding using old cloned blood cells so the nudity is probablyy because eventualy she would be covered in them and logicaly there would simply be no space for clohing

10. Yo Mamma
    May 11th, 2008 at 8:39 pm
    

    This is awesome![not]yo

11. L. Sacrificio Final
    June 28th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
    

    Now we know the secret way to tell a Skrull - breast implants!
    They seem to be quite taken by them - especially the Skrull Queen !
    Can 3-D Man from the Initiative see breast implants that were manufactured by Skrulls with his cool new shades from the fabulous fifties?
    You will notice that Spider-Woman/Queen Veranke looks quite fetching as she walks down the stairs with her big new boobies!
    Finally, I think the woman that Jess was talking to was Lady Hydra! Lady Hydra is wearing dynamic new Goth Black lipstick while Jessica is wearing Radiant Red!
    This little scene was first presented in New Avengers #3. So, Marvel waited 3 years and three months to show us what really happened!

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