JSA Classified #19: A Medical Review

cover, JSA Classified #19JSA Classified #19 “Skin Trade, part one: Spare Parts”
Scott Beatty, writer
Rags Morales, penciller

An enjoyable and well-drawn comic starring Dr. Mid-Nite that begins by relating the urban legend of the businessman who had his kidney stolen, and then playing “could this really happen?” by setting the scenario in the super-hero world.

Short answer: It’s unlikely, but possible if one allows for “super-science.”

Longer answer: My concerns are two-fold:

1.Compatability. Organ donor and recipient need to have compatible tissue types — for some organs this requires nothing more than identical blood types, but for most organs this requires an extensive list of matching genes. There’s no point in just stealing the organs of random people and hoping they’ll work, because even the strongest anti-rejection medicine can’t make this happen. Unless you already know the victim’s blood type and genotype (an expensive and time consuming process) — and that specific tissue type is required by the recipient — there’s no point in stealing the organs. This pretty much rules out “kidney-napping” in the real world. [Admittedly, in the comic world, super science may have found a way around this. Maybe an instant non-invasive scanner to detect genotype.]

2. Structure. Take the model with the transplanted wings. Her body structure is not set up to support wings, either musculature, nerves, or blood supply. Similarly, size is important. Loose Cannon is huge, and his heart is going to be way too big for anyone who’s not as massive as him. (Speaking of Loose Cannon, as I recall he has a night/day power — he’s Loose Cannon at night, and a scrawny guy during the day. So does that mean his heart reverts back during the day as well?). [Repeated disclaimer about super-science finding a way around these restrictions].


Other Notes and Annotations:
    Fig 324 - Veins of the Head and Neck
  • cover: It’s a nice action shot of Dr. Mid-Nite, overlaying a classic anatomical drawing from Gray’s Anatomy (the book, not the TV show). The images is Fig. 324 – Veins of the head and neck.
  • page 1:
    “In addition to being acutely susceptible to the soporific effects of a rare and non-prescription schedule four opiate.”
    Schedule IV drugs are some of the least addictive and least restricted of the controlled substances. By definition, they are all prescription. I suspect Beatty actually means Schedule I drugs which are substances that have a high abuse potential but cannot be prescribed because thery have no accepted medical use. I expanded on this more in an earlier post on Dr. Mid-Nite and his use of controlled substances.
  • page 8:
    “A few c.c.’s of Ver-Sed to dull Peregrine’s pain and wipe her short term memory…”
    First, It’s Versed, not “ver-sed” — I don’t know why comic books always spell it this way. A “few c.c’s” — let’s say 3 — is equal to 15mg and that’s quite a hefty dose, though not an impossible one, particularly for a super-powered individual. Versed does have amnestic properties like he says; however, it won’t really wipe her memory as much as make her recollection of events fuzzy and imprecise.
  • page 10: Meares-Irlen Syndrome (also known as Scotopic Sensitivity Syndrome) is a real condition and involves problems with visual contrast, like the good doctor says.
  • page 18: Injecting medication between the toes is a common way to avoid detection. It’s really a moot point though as most anti-rejection medications can be taken in pill form, so there’s no need for injections. Plus she seems to be using cyclophosphamide which is an anti-cancer drug, not an anti-rejection one.
    page 19: Dr. Mid-Nite is right: immunosupressant medication will make her more susceptible to illnesses such as the common cold.

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5 Responses to “ JSA Classified #19: A Medical Review ”

  1. Given the implied villain behind it all, I think that “Super Science finding a way around these restrictions” can be safely assumed. But a few comments:

    Since the Real World already has immuno-supressant drugs, and they work pretty well (I have heard some claims that with drugs any organ can be transplanted, though this is usually by someone trying to sell a surgeon), it seems highly likely where a degree in “Doctor” qualifies you for heart surgery, obstetrics, psychology, and probably materials engineering as well, well, “SSfawai”. On the other hand, the idea of immuno-supressant drugs is that you have to keep taking them. If you were a Master Villain, what sounds like the better Plot: getting lots of money from vain people trying to impress for one transplant, or getting lots of money and then (pardon the pun) continuing to bleed them supplying them with a simple serum? (Remember kids, just say NO to supervillains!)

    Size does matter, but I don’t think Super Science is neccessary here. It’s not like Peregrine had the back muscles neccessary to pump her wings hard enough to lift her body mass as it is. Once we accept “a man can fly”, I think we have to accept that the wings themselves may be the source of the power. (Given Loose Cannon’s tie to BLODLINES, I think it would be quite appropriate if his heart recipient also gained transformative abilities. Call hijm “Blood Rush”, give him a costume with lot’s of skulls and knives, that will draw the kids back to comics…)

    But yeah, Super Science Will Find A Way!!!

  2. First, It’s Versed, not “ver-sed I don’t know why comic books always spell it this way.

    It’s also “Midnight”, not “Mid-Nite,” so maybe Dr. Cross just likes his hyphens.

  3. I think they hyphenate it so that the pronunciation is more obvious. Lots of people hear “Ver-sed” on medical dramas, but not many of them see it written — and if I saw it written, even in a mdeical context, it would take me a couple of minutes to realize just what the past tense of the verb form of “verse” meant in a medical context.

    Of course, it’s even likelier that the WRITERS have never seen it written, either.

  4. I also wonder why kidney thieves, who would clearly be depraved individuals, would go to such effort to make sure that their unwilling donors stay alive. When did they start caring? When did they start thinking that leaving possible witnesses was a hot idea?

    Law & Order did a fairly sensible take on this. The kidney thief intentionally botched the job of stitching up the victim, hoping for internal bleeding to finish him off.

  5. And then was prosecuted for attempted murder. Unless organ theft has a similiar sentence to murder, there’s no reason to kill the victim.

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