Last Week’s Chickens Reviewed This Week!

April 1st, 2007

Filed under: General

This year’s April Fool’s day post, including this new title graphic:
Pullet Dissent

Today on Pullet Dissent, I’ll take a look at some notable entries from the recent San Diego Chicken-Con:

Sterling's Splash Pullet Plucky
Owner: M. Sterling
An early season favorite from a long and distinguished line. Plumage looks good, though the beak is a little unimpressive.
Grade: B+
Wright's Brahma Kirk
Owner: D. Wright
Another strong contender from the California powerhouse. I expect multiple 4-H ribbons from the specimen, with a State Fair championship to top off the season.
Grade: A
Church's Wyandotte Nitro
Owner: K. Church
Every since splitting off from the family fried chicken business, Church has been struggling to find the right competitor. This year, I think he’s finally done it, and his Nitro should give Kirk a run for his money.
Grade: A-
Campbell's frizzle Funky Chicken
Owner: D. Campbell
A master of chickens from the 90s, Campbell has decided to have a go at current poultry as well. It’s a valiant effort, but ultimately I expect Funky to end up as soup.
Grade: C
Sims cutlets Easter Dinner
Owner: C. Sims
Really, the less said the better.
Grade: F

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7 Responses to “ Last Week’s Chickens Reviewed This Week! ”

  1. Ann F.
    April 1st, 2007 at 11:39 am

    I’m Officially Outraged.

    I thought this site was Pullet De-scent, all about making one’s chickens smell less, well, like chicken.

    I want a refund.

    And so does my brother Charles Dar Wing, noted author of The Voyage of the Oven Ready, who thought that this was about The Descent of Chicken.

  2. Zaratustra
    April 1st, 2007 at 2:06 pm

    Seriously, what the cluck.

  3. Chris Sims
    April 1st, 2007 at 2:17 pm

    I fail to see how combining form AND function does not meet your biased standards, sir.

    Hmph.

  4. OptimusShr
    April 1st, 2007 at 6:43 pm

    I now have a craving for chicken.

  5. Laura
    April 1st, 2007 at 10:53 pm

    Is Plucky a chicken or a muppet?

    Those are some interesting state fairs you have listed there, Dr. Scott.

  6. David Oakes
    April 2nd, 2007 at 12:51 pm

    But what about Poultry Nugget Zen?

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    April 4th, 2007 at 10:14 am

    [...] It seems April Fools day was this week. That made my job a bit harder. Thanks guys. I think Polite Scott’s was my favorite of the bunch. [...]

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