Ohh, number two was missing a pinky finger on his left hand. I looked at one and two and figured out the difference before I realized that there were four pictures. If it hadn’t have been one or two, I would’ve gone crazy looking for something.
One’s a clone, one’s a cyborg, one is the Avatar of the Spider-Totem, and the last one is where Peter’s soul went when Mephisto ripped it out. (He never can seem to hold on to those things.)
January 13th, 2008 at 10:04 pm
The first one is still married to Mary Jane.
The second one is Ultimate Spider-man.
The third one is the one that made the deal with Mephisto.
The fourth one is the Skrull, but doesn’t know which Spider-man he’s copying.
January 13th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
The second, unlike Ultimate!Ock, does not control the Metal. \m/
January 13th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
The second one is missing a finger.
January 14th, 2008 at 1:47 am
The second Spider-Man is from Twilo! Beware his walnuts!
Oh wait, he’s missing a pinky, not a thumb. Nevermind.
Incidentally, this may be the most obscure reference I’ve ever made.
January 14th, 2008 at 5:30 am
Twilo as in Dick Van Dyke?
January 14th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Ohh, number two was missing a pinky finger on his left hand. I looked at one and two and figured out the difference before I realized that there were four pictures. If it hadn’t have been one or two, I would’ve gone crazy looking for something.
January 14th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Oliver T.
Tip of the hat, sir. That was genius.
January 14th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
If one of the four is an imposter, what are the three others? Surely they can’t ALL be Spider-Man?
January 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
They’re all Skrulls.
See, this sort of thing is why we need ROM back so much.
January 14th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
“Surely they can’t ALL be Spider-Man?”
One’s a clone, one’s a cyborg, one is the Avatar of the Spider-Totem, and the last one is where Peter’s soul went when Mephisto ripped it out. (He never can seem to hold on to those things.)
January 15th, 2008 at 2:49 am
Twilo as in Dick Van Dyke?
Yes indeedy. You get a cookie*.
*Cookie may or may not be real.
January 17th, 2008 at 12:54 pm
THey should have said “three Spider-men below are imposters” and had the real one the different one.
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