Rich in Energy!
April 23rd, 2008
The good old days — when candy was considered a health food!
RICH IN DEXTROSE
The sugar your body uses directly for ENERGY!
Or if that hasn’t convinced you:
Have more fun and more energy, too! Eat a Baby Ruth Candy Bar whenever you need an energy-boost to speed up your efforts. Its wholesome ingredients are rich in Dextrose to give you a delicious, nutritious treat. Baby Ruth tastes so good — it’s so good for you!
Just for fun, let’s compare some basic nutrition information for a Baby Ruth candy bar and today’s energy source of choice, a Monster Energy Drink (both standard sized). I’ll also throw in an apple for comparison:
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| Baby Ruth | Monster | apple | |
| Calories: | 275 | 200 | 65 |
| Carbs: | 39g | 52g | 17g |
| Sugars: | 32g | 52g | 13g |
April 24th, 2008 at 12:19 am
“The good old days — when candy was considered a health food!”
Wait, they changed that? Next you’re going to tell me Camels aren’t important to maintaining a healthy T-Zone.
April 24th, 2008 at 10:30 am
Candy bars are still considered health food. Have you ever read the back of a Granola bar? Candy bar vs. health bar, they look very similiar.
http://www.evitamins.com/product_grid2.asp?catID=103
Cigarettes can have hidden health benefits. You are less likely to get Alzheimer’s if you chain smoke Camels. You might die from cancer, before you can acquire Alzheimer’s.
Flintstones Cigarette Commercial
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NAExoSozc2c
April 24th, 2008 at 11:01 am
To be fair, I don’t think anyone eats apples for the carbs, any more than they consume energy drinks or chocolate for the vitamins.
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