Polite Dissent

11 Responses to “ Important Announcement ”

1. Slarti
   August 22nd, 2008 at 10:53 pm
   

   There are, alas, two problems with a Brother Voodoo for President campaign:

   1.) He’s a Skrull…
   2.) Even if he wasn’t a Skrull, he’s not a native-born American (Port-au-Prince, Haiti), and, as with Ahnold, this automatically disqualifies him from the office.

2. J. Christopher
   August 23rd, 2008 at 1:03 am
   

   Actually, this is just a ploy to protect his secret identity. The things Brother Voodoo will do to keep the world from discovering he is secretly mild-mannered Senator Barack Obama…

3. Jillian
   August 23rd, 2008 at 4:09 am
   

   Spoilsport.

4. Matt
   August 23rd, 2008 at 7:59 am
   

   Schwarzenegger may succeed yet in his efforts to eliminate the native-born rule. On that day, the world will be ready for President Brother Voodoo.

5. Mr. B
   August 23rd, 2008 at 3:15 pm
   

   —–I believe Schwarzenegger becomes president in the future. At least according to the movie “Demolition Man”.—–

   As Arnold Schwarzenegger launches his political career, it’s worth recalling a scene from the film “Demolition Man,” which takes place in the year 2026. As Sandra Bullock attempts to bring Sylvester Stallone up to speed on what has happened in the world in the last 30 years, she refers to the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library.

   Stallone: “Hold it! The Schwarzenegger Library?”
   Bullock: “Yes, the Schwarzenegger Presidential Library. Wasn’t he an actor?”

   Stallone: “Stop! He was President?”
   Bullock: “Yes. Even though he was not born in this country, his popularity at the time caused the 61st Amendment…”

   —–I believe that Brother Voodo might have a decent shot at the presidency, in the near future.—–

   Cthulhu for Prez.
   http://tinyurl.com/5qx2kl

6. Psudo
   August 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
   

   We only have 27 Constitutional Amendments so far, with an average frequency of one amendment every 12.5 years since the Bill of Rights.. If the 61st Amendment allows foreign-born citizens to become President, there’ll either have to be an unprecedented political fad of constitutional amendments or Schwarzenegger will have to live about 430 more years to benefit from that amendment.

7. Lea
   August 24th, 2008 at 4:14 am
   

   Is it wrong that I think those frilly things on his pant-hems are adorable? Obama’s three-piece suits aren’t nearly as adorable.

8. Mr. B
   August 24th, 2008 at 7:16 am
   

   430 years, that’s a hoot. Yeah, your right; not that likely. lol

   I guess his only chance is that we add amendments at a slightly quicker pace.

9. Harvey
   August 24th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
   

   Brother Voodoo has the most liberal voting record in the Senate, too.

10. Karen
    August 28th, 2008 at 8:04 am
    

    Behold

11. GW Crawford
    September 2nd, 2008 at 1:26 pm
    

    Obama certainly has plans to use presidential power for black reparations – there’s a few right there
    A few to rescind the 1st and 2nd amendments then add in one guaranteeing a minimum number of seats for women and one for minorities (before I get lambasted for this, there has been several attempts in Canada to get this passed into law for our House of Commons) then a few adding some ‘rights’ (literacy, housing, free medical care, education for immigrants – you get there pretty easy

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