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	<title>Comments on: Comic Book Transfusion:  Alfred and the Joker</title>
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		<title>By: MarshalSandler.com &#187; The Myth About Batman &#124; chrisbrogan.com</title>
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		<dc:creator>MarshalSandler.com &#187; The Myth About Batman &#124; chrisbrogan.com</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Nov 2008 22:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>[...] Comic Book Transfusion: Alfred and the Joker [...]</description>
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		<title>By: Squis</title>
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		<dc:creator>Squis</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 13:09:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Sean Duggan: Since you&#039;re apparently interested in comic books and you already know the relevant factoid, you&#039;re probably already aware of this, but Warren Ellis used that in an issue of &lt;i&gt;Fell&lt;/i&gt;. I couldn&#039;t say which one.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Sean Duggan: Since you&#8217;re apparently interested in comic books and you already know the relevant factoid, you&#8217;re probably already aware of this, but Warren Ellis used that in an issue of <i>Fell</i>. I couldn&#8217;t say which one.</p>
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		<title>By: Sean Duggan</title>
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		<dc:creator>Sean Duggan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 20 Sep 2008 19:14:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@Anonymous - The Joker being who he is, I suspect you&#039;d be taking the wine one way or another, even if he has to strap you down and give it to you as an enema (which is apparently a way to get drunk quickly, but also very dangerous because you can dump a lot of alcohol into your system at once. Alcohol poisoning in minutes rather than hours.)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@Anonymous &#8211; The Joker being who he is, I suspect you&#8217;d be taking the wine one way or another, even if he has to strap you down and give it to you as an enema (which is apparently a way to get drunk quickly, but also very dangerous because you can dump a lot of alcohol into your system at once. Alcohol poisoning in minutes rather than hours.)</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 23:23:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think when the Joker offers you a glass of wine, you pretend to be teetotal.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think when the Joker offers you a glass of wine, you pretend to be teetotal.</p>
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		<title>By: Keith</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 14:01:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This human bomb gag was recently done with much brio on &#039;The Venture Brothers&#039;...symptoms leading to the explosion included ravenous hunger, hiccups, finally followed by the growth of a luxurious full beard!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This human bomb gag was recently done with much brio on &#8216;The Venture Brothers&#8217;&#8230;symptoms leading to the explosion included ravenous hunger, hiccups, finally followed by the growth of a luxurious full beard!</p>
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		<title>By: David Oakes</title>
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		<dc:creator>David Oakes</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 13:28:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Obligatory Comic Book Rationale that shows I pur WAY too much thought into these things:

The Joker has injected himself with a substance that is slowly broken down by the body and secreted.  In the presence of this substance, the explosive chemicals cannot be triggered.  Only a small amount is neccessary to keep them in their inert state, an ammount small enough to be gained by simply being in the same room or coming in physical contact with someone who is secreting the substance.  So as long as the victims continue to meet Mr. Longreen on a regular basis, they remain safe.  But if they ever go past a certain window, the chemicals are &quot;triggered&quot;, intiating a fatal explosion.  At that point even coming in contact with a secreter isn&#039;t enough to stop the reaction.  But a large dose of the substance will counteract it.

Batman, with his not very modest detective skills, had already deduced that this secreting stabilizer was the only mechanism by which the Joker could possibly be causing the explosives.  So he knew that the Joker would have the antidote &quot;on hand&quot;.  And knowing that Alfred was going to explode any second, resorted to the most expedient method for getting it out of the Joker and into Alfred.  

And probably gave his a complete transfusion of synthetic blood afterwards to clean him out.  (What was that?  Why not do that first?  Sorry old chum, I am too modest to explain...)

And why am I so sure that Grant Morrison has read this comic book?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Obligatory Comic Book Rationale that shows I pur WAY too much thought into these things:</p>
<p>The Joker has injected himself with a substance that is slowly broken down by the body and secreted.  In the presence of this substance, the explosive chemicals cannot be triggered.  Only a small amount is neccessary to keep them in their inert state, an ammount small enough to be gained by simply being in the same room or coming in physical contact with someone who is secreting the substance.  So as long as the victims continue to meet Mr. Longreen on a regular basis, they remain safe.  But if they ever go past a certain window, the chemicals are &#8220;triggered&#8221;, intiating a fatal explosion.  At that point even coming in contact with a secreter isn&#8217;t enough to stop the reaction.  But a large dose of the substance will counteract it.</p>
<p>Batman, with his not very modest detective skills, had already deduced that this secreting stabilizer was the only mechanism by which the Joker could possibly be causing the explosives.  So he knew that the Joker would have the antidote &#8220;on hand&#8221;.  And knowing that Alfred was going to explode any second, resorted to the most expedient method for getting it out of the Joker and into Alfred.  </p>
<p>And probably gave his a complete transfusion of synthetic blood afterwards to clean him out.  (What was that?  Why not do that first?  Sorry old chum, I am too modest to explain&#8230;)</p>
<p>And why am I so sure that Grant Morrison has read this comic book?</p>
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		<title>By: Eric Henry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Eric Henry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 10:36:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This story ties in with the classic &quot;Dreadful Birthday, Dear Joker&quot; story in Batman #321 (reprinted in The Greatest Joker Stories Ever Told).

In that tale, the Joker captures various people who have crossed him and ties to giant explosive candles atop a giant birthday cake.  One of the people he captures is Alfred Pennyworth, and this story is the only reason I can think of that he would want to take revenge on Bruce Wayne&#039;s butler.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This story ties in with the classic &#8220;Dreadful Birthday, Dear Joker&#8221; story in Batman #321 (reprinted in The Greatest Joker Stories Ever Told).</p>
<p>In that tale, the Joker captures various people who have crossed him and ties to giant explosive candles atop a giant birthday cake.  One of the people he captures is Alfred Pennyworth, and this story is the only reason I can think of that he would want to take revenge on Bruce Wayne&#8217;s butler.</p>
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		<title>By: Dean</title>
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		<dc:creator>Dean</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 04:50:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Relax, Alfred, The transfusion of chemical-tainted blood from this deformed psychotic will probably stop you from exploding.  Why no, I wasn&#039;t going to sterilize the needle- why do you ask?&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Relax, Alfred, The transfusion of chemical-tainted blood from this deformed psychotic will probably stop you from exploding.  Why no, I wasn&#8217;t going to sterilize the needle- why do you ask?&#8221;</p>
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