House — Episode 6 (Season 5): “Joy”

An interesting medical mystery on this week’s House, unfortunately bogged down with a solution that makes no sense. Meanwhile Cuddy is having problems of her own.

Spoiler Alert!!

There were two medical stories on tonight’s episode of House. I will look at them each in turn.

Jerry Harmon, a 37 year old single father, is admitted to House’s service for evaluation of recurring blackouts, some lasting as long as nine hours. He has also been experiencing hallucinations. A prior work-up including an EEG and CT scan have ruled out drugs, alcohol, and epilepsy. The team’s initial differential diagnosis consists of post-concussion syndrome, TIA (transient ischemic attack, i.e. “mini-stroke”), toxins, or cavernous sinus thrombosis. An examination of Harmon’s strangely plain house also adds the possibility of a mold exposure.

The team later encounters Harmon in the hospital elevator where he ignores the doctors and makes some cryptic remarks about an appointment. They quickly realize he is sleepwalking. The differential diagnosis now consists of stress induced insomnia, narcolepsy, or a toxic exposure. House suggests that the team let him sleepwalk again and follow him to his “appointment” because it might provide more clues. Taub and Thirteen do just that and follow as Harmon climbs into his car and drives downtown to buy some cocaine, all while sleepwalking. The team now suspects that the cocaine may be causing the problems in a sort of vicious cycle (cocaine use leads to insomnia which leads to sleepwalking which leads to buying more cocaine, etc.), or possibly it is whatever the cocaine is cut with that is causing the problem. Taub and Thirteen buy some cocaine from the same dealer and find that lactose powder has been added to the cocaine. The team concludes that a lactose allergy may be causing the symptoms.

As Taub is giving Harmon a final exam he discovers that Harmon is sweating blood, and this rules out both a cocaine-induced or milk-induced cause. The team now considers a hemorrhagic fever (an infection like Ebola), DIC (disseminated intravascular coagulation), or leukemia. They all seem unlikely possibilities, but House is intrigued by the leukemia diagnosis, so orders a bone marrow biopsy. During the biopsy, Taub notices that Harmon has unusually dark skin (”bronze skin“)and this leads him to run some tests which show that Harmon is in severe kidney failure and in need of a kidney transplant. The differential now consists of hemochromatosis, vasculitis, or scleroderma. When talking to Harmon’s daughter about the possibility of donating a kidney to her father, House notices that she too is sleepwalking (or sleep talking, as the case may be). Soon she starts sweating blood. This means that whatever is affecting Harmon is affecting his daughter as well. The team comes up with three possibilities: it could be an infection, or a toxin (though tests have pretty much ruled those two out) or it could be an inherited condition, of which there are dozens to test. During a conversation with Wilson a short time later, House has his “Eureka” moment as he realizes that both father and daughter are anhedonic (they have the inability to feel happiness or joy). Foreman suggest this could be due to schizophrenia and Thirteen suggests depression, but under House’s questioning, Jerry Harmon admits that his name is really Jamal Hamoud and he is of middle eastern descent. He and his daughter have Familial Mediterranean Fever. Some colchicine and anti-inflammatory medication and they should be better.

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Cuddy is excited because she will soon be adopting a baby girl who is due in 2 weeks. She meets Becca, the mother, at a local restaurant and notices a lacy rash on her left forearm. Concerned that it might be Fifth Disease (a viral infection which can be passed from mother to child and cause developmental problems, but only earlier in the pregnancy), Cuddy brings Becca to the ER for evaluation. Cameron examines her and doesn’t think it is Fifth Disease, and the labs support her. Cuddy decides to admit Becca anyway. An ultrasound reveals that the baby’s lungs are not fully developed yet. Cuddy orders steroids to help the baby’s lungs develop quicker, and magnesium to prevent any contractions. A little while later, as Cuddy is explaining things to Becca, she notices that Becca’s heart rate is accelerating and there is what appears to be vaginal bleeding. It is later confirmed that Becca has a grade II placental abruption (the placenta is pulling away from the uterus, causing bleeding. This can be fatal for the baby, who requires the placenta to live, and the blood loss can be devastating to the mother as well).

Cuddy is now faced with hard choice: deliver the baby now (better for the mother, riskier for the baby due to the under-developed lungs), or wait for a week or more (better for the baby’s lungs, but a higher risk for bleeding). She recommends waiting (but it is not clear whether it is Cuddy-the-doctor, or Cuddy-the-mom-to-be talking), but Becca is scared and elects to deliver the baby now. Chase is called in the baby is delivered by c-section. There are some tense moments after delivery, but eventually the baby starts crying and does very well. Everything seems to be moving towards a nice happy ending, but then Becca decides that she wants to keep the baby after all, leaving an emotional distraught Cuddy.

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Major complaints are in red, minor in blue, nit-picking in green:

The case presentations and symptoms don’t match Family Mediterranean Fever at all (for instance, there’s a reason it’s called a fever). FMF is marked by recurrent bouts of severe inflammation including fever, joint pain, and abdominal pain that last a few days at a time. Rashes are common as well. Anhedonia can (rarely, very rarely) occur. The patients were showing no symptoms of inflammation. The medications given by House treat the attacks of inflammation only and would not have corrected the anhedonia.

Magnesium Sulfate is not a good drug for stopping premature contractions; recent studies show it is no better than placebo and it can have significant side effects.
phenobarbWhy give Becca a drug to stop contractions when she’s not having any? All tocolytics (drugs that stop contractions), especially magnesium, carry risks.

The most common cause of anhedonia is not schizophrenia, but depression. It’s not a common symptom of schizophrenia at all.

After 2 doses of betamethasone (a steroid) and 24-48 hours, the baby’s lungs will show significant improvement. The preferred treatment in this case would be to wait forty-eight hours (not two weeks) while carefully watching mom and the baby and then carry out the c-section. Cuddy may not have been able to talk Becca into 1-2 weeks of waiting, but 1-2 days would be a good compromise.

Classically, placental abruption is marked by painful vaginal bleeding. Painless vaginal bleeding is more likely a placenta previa.
phenobarbCameron should have caught the abruption on the ultrasound.
phenobarbWhat is Cameron doing on the OB floor doing the U/S anyway?

Fifth disease has other prominent symptoms: bright red cheeks (hence its other common name “slapped cheek disease”) and bad cold symptoms, usually with a fever. These symptoms all occur a day or two before the lacy rash. Surely Becca would have noticed these (though admittedly the symptoms are worse in children). Fifth disease can cross the placenta and cause birth defects but only much earlier in the pregnancy.

This show loves to throw around fancy medical terms without any explanation. Why then does Taub use the vague term “mini-stroke” instead of the proper medical teram TIA? No doctor, especially one on House’s team, would ever do that. (I’d make another joke about plastic surgeons, but I think I’ve beat that dead horse enough).

There may not be any postpartum depression, but post-adoption depression is quite common.

This is another case where a good physical exam on admission would have caught the significant symptoms earlier (bronze skin in this case).

C-sections are performed by obstetricians, not surgeons. Or is Chase an OB too now?

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The medical mystery had some interesting symptoms and lots of potential, so gets a B+, but unfortunately it was squandered potential and the final solution only deserves a D. The medicine, while less hap-hazard than last week, still left large parts out (suddenly he needs a transplant because of kidney failure? from bronze legs?) and earns a C. The obstetric medicine was equally mediocre and shares that grade. The soap opera was good, if depressing (and tantalizing, I guess, at the end), but we needed more Wilson: B+.

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164 Responses to “ House — Episode 6 (Season 5): “Joy” ”

  1. I was almost sure they were going to conclude it was either Creutzfeldt-Jakob or Fatal familial insomnia.

  2. Apparently delivering babies is now one of Chase’s many talents…

  3. I have a life, and a very good one, thank you.

    Certainly a more fulfilling life than someone who finds the needs to anonymously troll blog comments.

  4. Good episode but…

    Chase the Wonder Surgeon strikes again!

    I wonder what he will do next time?

    Maybe Super Surgeon will perform brain surgery!

    Oh wait…

  5. At least Chase is doing a cesarean rather than say the nuero or heart of previous weeks.

  6. Dr. Scott: I don’t mean to keep calling you out in the comments on technical points, but the bottom of your review repeats your concluding comments on “Lucky Thirteen” from last week.

  7. And that’s why cut and paste can be a dangerous tool

  8. All I can say about Chase is that at least he’s wearing eye protection this time.

  9. Do the writers even bother looking these medical conditions/diseases up? I looked FMF up on the mayo clinic website after the show and went, WTF? This doesn’t match at all.

    Also, shouldn’t someone have picked up the daughter’s anhedonic much earlier? 13 should have when she was talking with her….

  10. My sister has FMF, so I was absolutely puzzled by that diagnosis.

  11. I have to admit, I was disappointed by this episode (even if it did finally give me the Huddy action I’ve been waiting forever for).

    I wish they’d divided this up into two episodes. The medicine in the first definitely seemed sloppy, and I know next to nothing about medicine. It’s sad, because I was actually interested in the case for the first time this season.

  12. Obviously constant and regular sex with Cameron has allowed Chase to to master ALL surgical techniques. Like Dr. Midnight. You know, except he didn’t have to go blind or buy an owl…

    This means, in the interest of patient care, Cameron should regularly sleep with all the hospital’s surgical staff…

  13. I always check out your site for medical reviews, so firstly thanks very much for this, I really appreciate the work you do. I was also confused by the diagnosis, even someone like me with no medical knowledge whatsoever found it strange that Mediterranean fever presented with no fever. However, I really loved this episode as we finally moved away from the 13 storyline (I like her as a character when she’s not focus of the episode – Olivia Wilde just isn’t a strong enough actress to keep me interested a whole 45 minutes). I think you were a little mean with your B+ rating on the soap opera, in my books it was a definate A. It was heartbreaking but beautifully acted, as well as the exciting new developments in the House/Cuddy relationship! I do agree though, it was definately lacking some Wilson dynamic but from the looks of the promo we’ll be getting more next week!

  14. Brian Singer said somewhere between season 2 and 3 that the show will be much more for character from now on and much less about medicine. So stop quacking all of you! Enjoy House going rampant on Cuddy instead and finally getting somewhere!

  15. Actually a bit worried here. Does lactose intolerance cause kidney failure? I’m primarily New Orleans French creole, and because of the French part of that, I’ve been increasingly lactose intolerant. I’m familiar with the gastrointestinal symptoms, but I didn’t think it got any worse than that.

    Did they mean a lactose allergy instead, or did I mishear part of the episode?

  16. very glad to hear you have a good life:), more reasons to keep up with these reviews. thanks

  17. Sloppy medicine for sure but even sloppier was the kiss between Cuddy and House. It has to be the most unattractive thing I’ve ever seen on TV.

  18. “And that’s why cut and paste can be a dangerous tool”

    Yes, but scalpel and paste is much more precise.

  19. I don’t pay attention to the medicine anymore, but Cuddy not getting the baby was so obvious that I just snorted when it happened.

  20. Chase worked in the baby department a while back, when he was collecting double-money

  21. ok….so maybe the staff(writers and all) worked on the personal stuff rather than the medical stuff for 1 ep…big deal…..yay House

  22. When does Kutner get his big character development episode? We’ve had ones for Taub and Thirteen this season, therefore…

  23. So is there a final solution that fits the symptoms better?

  24. I can’t forgive this episode its ethical lapses – where was the mother’s own physician & the adoption agency in all this mess? Cuddy had no business acting as her doctor (& apparently keeping the mother’s advocates away) while having a vested interest in being able to adopt the baby. It was particularly noticable at the end when she’s trying to talk the mother out of keeping the baby.

  25. Scott:

    I’m a med school student and I was wondering what your specialty is. You seem to be spot on about dissecting House episodes and I’ve only been able to catch half the mistakes you have on a good day.

  26. Very good points, Athena. Forget the medical inconsistencies, what about the legal/ethical ones! Dr. Cuddy has an obvious conflict of interest and shouldn’t be giving medical advice to the prospective mother of her adoptive child. Another legal question: Who is paying for all this medical care she’s getting? If Dr. Cuddy is giving her free medical care in exchange for a baby, that’s a misuse of company resources and possibly fraud and embezzlement. A good prosecutor would have a HAYDAY with this case.

  27. I am board certified in Family Medicine. So basically, a little of bit of everything — which helps when reviewing shows like House.

  28. I’ve got to admit, I was a little bummed by this week’s review. I was really interested in hearing your perspective on the various adoption issues in this episode.

  29. Karl,

    That would have taken me at least another paragraph or two, but here goes:

    Cuddy’s ethics in the episode, as others have pointed out, were atrocious. There is no way she should be acting as Becca’s physician and likely adoptive mother of her child. That’s a conflict of interest as bad as any seen on the show before.

    It’s interesting that House was being more ethical, realizing he needed a guardian ad litum, which is something Joy should have had appointed.

    In terms of who’s paying for the healthcare, many adoptions have an agreement that the adoptive parent(s) will pay for the pregnancy-related healthcare of the mother, and that is likely what happened here.

    As for the lack of adoption agency input, I can only speak from personal experience, and say that for our adoption, the agency was nowhere to be seen for the vast majority of the process, and when they finally decided to show up, they acted more as a hindrance to all parties involved than providing any actual benefit. But of course they wanted to be paid.

    Due to the ending of the adoption storyline, I strongly suggested that the Polite-wife not watch this episode because that scenario still upsets her, even with the happy ending to our adoption.

  30. And, honestly, there’s nobody in the hospital who can make decisions when Cuddy’s not there? Nobody who can sign off on anything while Cuddy’s watching the baby be born?
    On googling it sounds like about 5% of babies have underdeveloped lungs at 38 weeks, which I wouldn’t have guessed. But they didn’t mention any possible causes for the abruption except her earlier drug use. Surely they should have been looking into that?

  31. I was watching with my girlfriend, and during the scene where cuddy was painting the room she asked “Where is the Baby”. I answered that obviously she was in neonatal icu because of the under developed lungs. She then asked “Then why was Cuddy holding and cuddling the babe after delivery – wouldn’t they have rushed the baby to the icu immiedietely after birth?” Is this just a normal “House” inconsistancy or did I make the wrong assumption.

    BTW – Scott: I really enjoy your reviews. I know it must be a lot of work in an already hectic schedule, but we really appreciate it. Looks like you will get a week off – so get some rest :)

  32. Great review as always! I personally really enjoyed the dramatic aspects of the episode, but the medicine I found boring this time around. Any body else really missing the cool inside body animations that we used to always have? Now we get one every three episodes or so. Not like I understand any of the medicine, but we used to have House and the team at least throwing out a metaphoric explanation after their medical jargon to help get their point across (and put it into words that an average Joe the Plumber- I mean, average Joe- could understand). Seems like there’s a lot less of that these days.

    And I lol’d at Wilson’s last part of the episode. I love it when he gives House the answer.

  33. Max:

    The baby had a (surprisingly) high APGAR score, and at 38 weeks is considered full term, so unless the lungs were really bad, probably avoided the NICU.

    On the other hand, most states have a waiting period for the infant when there’s an adoption (3 days in our case), so Joy was probably just hanging out in the regular nursery during this time.

  34. Why was the drug screen negative if the dude was regularly abusing cocaine?

  35. I can’t understand how they missed the cocaine in the first place. Wouldn’t a drug screen be part of the initial bloodwork? That drove me nuts the entire episode.

  36. Wait a minute. Scott, I just read your “who is Scott” thing. Am I to understand that you worked at Area 51?

  37. Even with the medical, administrative, ethical, and geographic lapses (Iraq – or better yet, wherever Arabs may live – really stretches the definition of Mediterranean) I still thought it was a great episode – definitely one of my favorites. There were a few directions the Cuddy soap opera could have gone, and people would still have seen it coming from a mile away. So color me suckered in.

    I just wished they had actually tested for Ebola so I could have gotten more points.

  38. I guess he only tested positive for cocaine while sleeping. Shoulda done a sleep drug test. And, of course, he could have been arrested by sleeping policemen.
    What was the baby’s APGAR score? I must have missed that bit.

  39. The baby’s 1 minute APGAR was 9.

    As for the drug test — it could be that he did Cocaine rarely and it had cleared his system by the time they did the test.

  40. Ledasmom:

    The APGAR was 9/10.

    Am I the only one who thought Dissocitative Identity Disorder in the beginning? Losing chunks of time, unexplained appearance/disappearance of objects (coffee pots)…

  41. “Polite-wife”, that’s better than her being the “dissenting wife”.

    Wouldn’t you want to have the room painted at least a couple of weeks before the baby arrives to cut down on the fresh paint fumes?

  42. Karl:
    A lot of adoptive parents wait until they know the adoption is going through until they set up the nursery. Superstition? Maybe. But it’s more that you don’t want to be left with a reminder if things don’t work out.

    We didn’t paint our nursery until we got back from the hospital, child in tow. He slept in a bassinet in our room for the first month or so anyway, so paint fumes weren’t an issue.

  43. HP: Nope, I totally thought that too. “Oh, he’s losing time. Must be DID.”

  44. Although strictly not a medical issue, the KISS at the end of the show was really inappropriate. Maybe a long hug with House consoling a grieving Cuddy. And then, MAYBE, that could have led to something even more initimate. But that sudden surprise kiss left a bad taste in the mouth. I know House has been teasing and flirting with Cuddy but this just did not feel right. What a relief when he said goodnight and left her at the door.

  45. “I think I’ve beat that dead horse enough”

    WRONG!!! Keep ‘em coming! In addition to the Chase jokes such as…”C-sections are performed by obstetricians, not surgeons. Or is Chase an OB too now?” LMAO!

    That was almost as funny as this from last night:

    “Who’s that?”

    “Dr. House, the one you’ll be suing when you become septic..”

    ZINNGGGG!!!

  46. I’m afraid I was waiting for Cuddy to tell Becca “If you want to take responsibility for the baby, you have to pay the hospital bill.” My grandson was just born for $38k and that was without a C-section.

    It was all very peculiar, with Cuddy meeting Becca for the first time, rushing her to the hospital, and then deciding not to let her out of her sight.

    I don’t mind the convention that whenever there is surgery Chase is doing it (I think this goes back to the first season). I assume that is because his voice is the most distinctive so even with a mask you know who is talking. I don’t mind that House’s team does stuff nurses should be doing, or that the plastic surgeon or neurologist has a very wide range of medical knowledge and skills.

    I do mind being given medical nonsense to pad out a soap opera. It’s fine and dandy to have lots of character development. If you are going to do that, then cut back on the barrage of symptoms or at least extrapolate them from a possible actual disease!

  47. Chase, the wonder surgeon! to the rescue, as always ;D

    I read elsewhere that adoptions in NJ aren’t valid until 72 hours after the child’s birth, presumably to give the birth mother time to reassess her options etc, but it also seems to me that Cuddy actually brought the mother’s change of mind on herself. If she hadn’t been so close to the mother, but had actually done the right thing & appointed a guardian & kept out of the decision process the mother wouldn’t have had the same basis on which to change her mind. At some level she got punished for being a bad doctor.

  48. I can totally understand the waiting to paint, superstition aside. That would be a painful reminder.

    I am not superstitious, but there are things I don’t do (like talking smack in a competition), not because I am superstitious, but because I look or feel like an idiot if things turn out differently than predicted.

    I am guessing you are off today, as you have so much time to post. I am working, but have time to post while waiting for pre-production servers to reboot after patching.

    RE: the kiss at the end- I didn’t buy it at first, but upon further reflection, it makes sense.

    Cuddy, was obviously vulnerable, feeling depressed and alone, and needing to feel something, anything else. (She also has deep respect and admiration for house’s intellect and abilities, and also, it would seem, an underlying attraction to him as well)

    House, is desperately insecure about the people who are important to him. He treats them like crap so he can pretend it doesn’t matter if he looses them, but panics when anything changes to affect his relationships. He has always been attracted to Cuddy, and apparently has a crush on her.

  49. Danial – Say it ain’t so. The sexual tention between house and Cuddy has been thick since season one. I think the only reason House was upset about the adoption was because he wanted to make one with cuddy (from scratch). …..And apparently cuddy was thinking the same thing because the kiss was Hot !!

  50. Still wondering about the lactose-theory. I never heard of a “lactose-allergy”, only intolerance caused by lactase-deficiency (which wouldn´t have caused an allergic reaction). Have I missed something here?

  51. Anyone notice how Scott ignored my Area 51 comment? He must not be allowed to talk about it……spooky eh?

  52. Izzy, I’ve talked to Scott about that in the past, but all I can remeber is a bight white flash, and then I’m back at home watching TV.

    Please shut down your computer and wait for the men in black to arrive.

  53. Chase’s “That’s Dr House, whom you’ll be suing when you become septic” was possibly the best line in an otherwise-disappointing episode. For me, at least, it definitely didn’t live up to the hype–the kiss at the end was a new development, but I’ve never been a strong shipper for any pairing and really don’t care to see so many soap-opera elements in a medical show (there’s a reason why I detest Grey’s Anatomy). The only upsides to this episode were the absence of the private investigator, whom I continue to dislike (though wouldn’t he have been the natural choice to go buy the cocaine?) and the presence of Wilson.

    I have to say, I’m considering ending my steady relationship with the show–it’s fine to move onto more character-based storylines, but at least let the medicine be more than a vehicle for a soap opera! Please!

    One final question–was the rash on Becca’s arm ever explained, or are we to assume that it was something irrelevant and harmless?

  54. ML- Maybe they meant a milk allergy but managed to get it wrong. People with milk allergies are allergic to caseine or whey rather than lactose, but since the source would be the same for all of them, they probably weren’t careful about looking up the proper term.

  55. I think the father/daughter’s symptom they referred to as anhedonia would more correctly be described as flat affect–definitely a symptom of schizophrenia.

  56. I think that all of my gripes with this week’s episode have been covered already by others… that’s what I get for scheduling early-morning/all-day meetings on Wednesdays. :-/

    Two things I will mention, though: (1) The clinic scenes were always very good at bringing comedy into the show (viz. contraceptive “jelly,” the cow lover, etc.). With the emphasis on character drama, we’ve lost the clinic and a lot of the humor. (2) The preview for the next episode suggests we’re taking another step on the road to a GA-like soap opera, which at least means ever more fun reading Scott’s medical slice-and-dice.

  57. I am board certified in Family Medicine. So basically, a little of bit of everything — which helps when reviewing shows like House.
    So, basically, you’re the “Chase” of your hospital. 8^)

  58. House’s white board has returned!!!

    It was missing for the past five episodes.

  59. despite all the ethical/medical lapses of this episode it was by far my favorite this season (apart from the one where wilson comes back- adverse events?). house has FINALLY shown his feelings for cuddy, which anyone with two eyes and a brain can see has been on the agenda since the first episode. really enjoyed the cuddy storyline. yep, it was obvious she wasn’t getting that baby but i think the writers get some sort of morbid pleasure out of keeping their characters in a state of constant misery. the medicine had me interested the whole way through even if the diagnosis didn’t work. still missing clinic duty. im excited for next episode- looks like JM and JS will finally get some screen time. thanks for the review, interesting and thought-provoking as usual.

  60. Since I don’t have enough medical knowledge to comment on the medical stuff, but I can comment about the paint! Actually, there’s little danger of paint fumes causing a problem for anyone after about 24 hours. Once the paint is dry, there may be a paint odor, but the fumes are only released when applying the paint, and settle quickly afterwards. A good vacuuming of the floors 24 hours after painting will make the room completely safe. And really, interior paints aren’t usually that volatile anyway. So, the point is, Cuddy wasn’t really out of line painting when she did. And besides that, she’s a busy woman! Superstition aside, maybe she had it on a to do list and thought she had an extra two weeks to get it done!

    What doesn’t make sense to me is how the baby scored a 9/10 Apgar! Both my children wailed like banshees the second their heads were out, and they both scored 9’s. How does it happen that the baby doesn’t cry for almost half a minute, then weakly starts mewling, and they evaluate her at a 9?

  61. So we kind of explained the anhedonia with FMF (like Dr. Scott said, far-fetched diagnosis), but what about the sleep walking? Did I miss something? And what caused Jamal’s kidney failure or was that a coincident. I am confused…

  62. I have found as this season of House has gone on that I pay increasingly less and less attention to the medicine and more to the other aspects of the show. In fact, I paid so little attention to the medicine in last week’s episode that I had to come here to remember what the heck had happened. I don’t have a heck of a lot of medical knowledge, but even I can tell that the medical aspect of the show seems to have become “come up with interesting symptoms, find something that only vaguely fits later.” To a certain extent this would be bearable if the rest of the show was being written well, but the soap opera is coming off flat as well. The only episode I’ve truly loved for the non-medical aspects is the one with House’s father dying, everything else has been a bit bland and predictable.

    This episode really should have emphasized the House/Cuddy relationship more-no, not the shipping stuff, the conflict of interest Cuddy was having and how she was dealing with it versus how House deals with things. I also am starting to think that the writers are perfectly aware of how silly it is for Chase to keep popping up everywhere and are seeing how many places he can show up wielding unexpected surgical knowledge as a study in absurdity. That would make his skill make sense. Instead of, you know, being lazy writing.

  63. I think two major complaints should also be noted:

    I have narcolepsy and the remark about narcolepsy being caused by cocaine abuse (at 16m15s) is very insulting to me. Actually, I was not able to find a single medical opinion that says so. The authors might have confused that with the fact that modafinil, the primary drug used in the symptomatic treatment of narcolepsy is used experimentaly in the treatment of cocaine addiction. It should also be noted that the definitive cause of narcolepsy has not yet been established, with genetic predisposition and autoimmune causes being yet to be proven hypothesis.

    At about 20:45m, House suggest treating for allergic reaction since the patient was lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance is not an allergy since, as far as I know, no immune reaction is involved, only a genetic lack of a specific enzyme. It is not even considered a desease in, say, China, where the overwhelming majority of the population is lactose intolerant.

  64. i dont understand a lot about medicine, but i am fairly disappointed that the medical issues get more and more inaccurate. i love this site as it straightens out the errors and i dont have to believe those medial lies.
    i have to say though that i was so excited by the kiss in the end! i agree with karl and max there. seems like house is letting in some human affection istead of always running away from it in his great cynical way.
    but honestly, i think this would have been a great end to the whole show, because i cant imagine house now being (happily) evolving his relationship to cuddy and then i would also be disapointed if it is just a kiss that keeps up the sexual tension between them…
    i am indeed very curious what will happen but i m quite sure ill be disappointed.

  65. Favorite part- Kutner joins the baby pool.

    House writes down ….Kutner

    Kutner: “Wait- I’d rather use a pseudonym.”

    House: “Good idea.”

    House adds an s …. SKutner

  66. My mind has already learned to block away Chase whenever he’s doing surgery. Jesse Spencer stops being Chase and becomes Generic Doctor #3.

    Anyway. YES. That ending is everything I was hoping for for the last few years. All the way through the episode I was so distressed because House was torturing Cuddy at a terrible time.

    And the intro sequence is just SO interesting. Well directed, well thought out. I was really into the two patients before the opening had even started.

  67. Regarding milk, lactose, allergies, intolerance…

    The problem was first described, reasonably, as a “milk allergy”. This is an allergy to some part of the protein component of milk, and could indeed lead to kidney problems.

    House himself let slip the “lactose intolerant” term later in the episode, which was either sloppy scripting, or a slip on HL’s part. Lactose intolerance is not an allergy, but a failure to digest lactose, part of the sugar component of milk.

    That bothered me quite a bit, though not as much as Cuddy never being called out on her unethical behaviour (I’d expect Cameron to speak up), or that nobody noticed that Dad & Daughter were zombies from the get-go.

  68. This doesn’t pertain to the episode, really, but as a general comment:

    The few times Chase has referred to Cameron since their roles were reduced, he has used her surname instead of her given name. I don’t remember the specific episode where Chase mentioned not allowing “Cameron” to own a cat (something about allergies?). If they were in an intimate relationship, would he not call her Allison?

    It’s kind of a staple of the series for everyone to be called their surname, even close friends (Wilson never calls House “Greg”, though Cuddy does sometimes), but in the case of Chase and Cameron, it seems a little… off-key.

  69. Based on reading others, I guess I was alone in seeing the whole baby angle as an arc across many episodes. I expected a least an episode of House trying to save “Joy”. Then again, I guess that story can still come.

    I completely agree with the FMF diagnoses. It really was an intriguing scenario, but didn’t need to jump the tracks with the “mediterranean ” angle. Furthermore, what was the quack by “13″ that the daughter was healthy enough to “toss over a kidney”? Does he still need a kidney? Is the daughter’s consent still valid, once she was diagnosed with FMF, and more importantly gave consent when she apparently was “sleepwalking”?

    These may seems minor twits, except for the show, they added what in terms of drama or length to the show? The FMF was certainly a twist, but the scene necessary to explain the “mediterranean” aspect was short and could have easily been filled with “character development”. The kidney line at the end was definitely throw away.

    As for the adoption, I wondered the same thing about the paint fumes, and asked my wife, who is level 3 NICU qualified RN, about that. Her response was “38 weeks? That baby should be fine”. I’ve seen some of her 23 weekers. Major differences between 23 weeks and 24 weeks. Not so major difference between 38 and 40. Come to think of it, perhaps no story remaining with Joy, unless Becca changes her mind again.

    I’m glad to here House left Cuddy after the kiss. My DVR cut out during the middle of the kiss, so I assumed the show ended there. I agree with many of the characterizations of House’s character made by commenters here. One thing though is as much as House is a jerk at times and will often take advantage of certain situations; he seems to have a line he doesn’t cross when taking sexual advantage of a woman when he otherwise might try. Besides adding a hint of being a gentlemen, I find it more believable for a doctor of his stature. If he’s in it for the sex, he would taken advantage of that gravy train long ago, and he would never be where he is now (neither would the show).

  70. Just wanted to say that I am a big fan of both House, and your medical reviews. Keep ‘em up!

    Second thing: Is it just me, or does anybody else miss the clinic scenes?

  71. Just curious…why don’t you post at the end of every review a plausible medical diagnostic,that fits the symptoms… or at least the major ones :) It’d be more fun to read like that :P

  72. I’m not a doctor, but a medical student that just finished his ob/gyn rotation. We were taught that you cannot rule out abruption with ultrasound — retroplacental clots are only present 30% of the time, although personally, I don’t think any residents have ever seen such a finding.

  73. i just can’t laugh enough over those two lines:

    Cuddy: “You are going to pay for that”
    House: “I’m already paying for it ….. with wisdom”

    and

    House: “I’m a humanitarian”

    Priceless :D

  74. To all commenting on the supposed development of the House-Cuddy relationship:

    You IDIOTS! (I’m quoting House here.)

    There is no development and there is no relationship. House is obviously screwing with her mind and her hormones. He said she was “cheating” on the pregnancy, so he must also believe she is “cheating” on the “stillbirth” of “her child”. The depression would likely have taken care of itself, but the hormones….

    I look forward to see how long it goes on before Wilson steps in and puts a stop to it, since he considers Cuddy a friend, and also sort of wants to jump her.

  75. Two complaints from the L&D peanut gallery here:

    1) Betamethasone is used prior to 34 weeks LMP to speed development of the lungs, not to treat pulmonary hypoplasia. Also, it does not require hospitalization “because of risk of infection”.

    2) Pulmonary hypoplasia, if severe, is always fatal. If it’s bad enough that Cameron (an ER doc! They HATE pregnancy!) can pick it up on ultrasound, there’s no way this kid’s apgars are going to be 9/10.

  76. Harvey,

    Iraqis and Armenians could certainly have FMF. The name is not to be taken so literally.

  77. I have FMF. What a silly episode. They were totally way off with their understanding of the disease and causes.

  78. Lactose Intolerance? Really??

    OK, so Jerry is allergic to the milk in his BLACK coffee that he NEVER DRINKS to begin with?

  79. As a doctor (albeit dental one) I could not help but wonder – this fever thing that they pulled up as the answer should show up on ANY of the blood works right? I mean elevated WC count increased hematocrit that kind of stuff? Apparently it is not a medical mistery anymore unless everything is normal at the begining and then suddnely starts crashing in the middle of the episode. Also kidney failure this severe (requiring transplant) without any symptoms exept the LEGS? If I really start picking the medicine here it will truly never end(and as I said I am but a dentist) Abusing the House/Cuddy interactions by the comments however hurts me. I honestly think that she is as much attracted to him as he is to her – and that is why the kiss makes sense – it is the solution to the mystery she asked about 5 secs before that. And yes, in case nobody noticed, House is a 8 years old who does not know how to show a women how he feels and needs to abuse her to the point of crying and swearing to get some sugar from her.

  80. Whoops, rewind.
    I was contesting the Ducklings citing milk in the fridge as proof of Jerry’s lactose tolerance (see aforementioned reasons), plus House’s lack of noting the second argument. ‘How would he get an allergic reaction by SMELLING the milk swirling in his coffee, you idiots?’

  81. Dr Scott I really appreciate the work you do, most people watching this show no nothing about medicine and your analysis is perfect and easy to understand.

    I’m a physician too, no in US, so the doctor-patient approach is very different. I ‘ve always assumed that these kind of TV- shows had medical advisors to avoid bad medicine. Unfortunately lately in House the medical stories are far fetched more like case reports, symptoms and therapy are sloppy. This episode is one of the many saved by the soap opera story than the medical mystery.

    Thank you again, i enjoy reading your reviews.

  82. Nonny Amous:

    The cocaine was cut with milk powder.

  83. Great review. I was really interested in the father/daughter case and wished the writers had spent more time on the development of the solution. Not even close to enough Wilson.

    My, my, my, Cuddy is extremely unethical but that’s not a surprise. She’s done many unethical things to save House. The kiss was extremely nasty. Just disgusting.

    One poster said that House is like an eight year boy and doesn’t know how to approach a woman. What about Stacy? What about Honey, or the dwarf mother? I don’t think House is interested in a relationship with Cuddy. It took one week for Stacy to move in. House and Cuddy have worked together for eight years and this is the first time that he feels this overwhelming sense of desire for Cuddy. Not buying it.

  84. Too bad for my late father that he never got to be checked out by House’s team. The doctors at the local hospital put him through every conceivable test but didn’t even think that it might be a recurrence of his FMF (30+ years after the last one) until my mother brought them an article about FMF, at which point they all said “Of course, we knew it all along.” Then again, since my father’s symptoms actually matched those of FMF, maybe the House team wouldn’t have figured it out after all.

  85. Two comments:

    1. re: people calling each other by their last names – I don’t really mind that, because it made the differentiation all the more sharper when in earlier seasons, Stacy was the only person who referred to House as “Greg”, underlining the fact that she is the only one who has ever been close enough to House (and the only character on the show to be close to another main character on the show…) to call him Greg. Plus she was the only one whose relation to House did not begin by being colleagues (even though she worked in legal, it’s not like she’s a colleague of House the way Wilson is)

    2. Huddy: my boyfriend made the astute observation that while there is a lot of sexual tension between the two of them, House is more like a kid of Cuddy’s. Especially in the scene in her office where he deliberately knocks over her lamp, it’s like a bratty little kid testing the limits of an adult, giving her a sidelong look as he pushes it off the table. Maybe he didn’t want Cuddy to adopt because the baby would replace HIS role as the child :D. Plus Cuddy is incredibly indulgent of House, as is Wilson…they’re almost like his mommy/daddy figures.

  86. love your work Dr. Scott!!!

  87. Tom Canada:

    The reason Chase said he didn’t want Cameron to get a cat was because he was removing a bezoar from a patient’s stomach and compared it to a hairball that a cat would cough up.

  88. One thing that bothered me is why are all the babies in the cribs in one room with no mothers?
    That’s just a terrible way for babies to start life, where’s the bonding, getting breastfeeding established….the rooming in? Surely they don’t still practice the archaic and detrimental idea of seperating newborns and their mothers? Be like cutting my arm off to have my newborn in a different room to me.

  89. Karl: That was funny man, I’ll let the Area 51 thing go. For now………

  90. Am I the only one to think that the House – Cuddy kiss was totally out of place?
    Is House about to turn into a mediocre soap with just a medical touch-up to only make it look smarter? I certainly hope not.
    All the while the characters on House are interesting to follow, it is the medical mystery and lack of cheap romance that sets this show apart.

  91. I think Wilson will be surprised should House seriously develope a relationship with Cuddy, which seems come out from nowhere.

  92. I didn´t get this episode very much. The diagnosis in their main case made absolutely no sense. Mismatching lactose intolerance as milk allergy was a great medical mistake doctors wouldn´t make. And I´m sorry about Cuddy not having the baby. I somehow knew she couldn´t have her cause then she´d stay at home and she´s necessary for the show, but this went too far! I hope her dream fullfills one day. Maybe she´s gonna have a kid with House?:-))

  93. I buy Chase calling Cameron by her last name. I know a couple that does that just as pet names, and since Chase called her Cameron for a couple of years before they became more than colleagues, I can believe he would not make the switch to Allison.

    What I am curious about is Cuddy not wearing a mask during the C-section. Even if that was acceptable, it seems as though that would be a risk she wouldn’t want to take around what she thought was her own baby.

  94. I’m not a doctor, but I believe anhedonia or, more fancily, lack of affect, really is a common symptom of schizophrenia. Quick (and vulgar!) google searches offer these:

    http://schizophreniabulletin.oxfordjournals.org/cgi/content/abstract/32/2/259

    http://jama.ama-assn.org/cgi/content/abstract/286/4/427

    http://www.springerlink.com/content/951026g437473264/

    Make of that what you will. Great reviews, though. Always a fan.

  95. This is for Leland (and everybody really) re: “My DVR cut out during the middle of the kiss…” SO DID MINE. This happens quite often on House and on many other shows. The Guide and the actual broadcast are not the same and the recorder just stops at whenever the guide says.

    Is there some way we can protest to FOX or or cable companies or Scientific Atlanta or somebody when a show goes over the “scheduled” time and the last FIVE minutes are lost. This included the end of the episode and all of the preview of the next episode.

    The only way I can avoid this is to set the time individually for each episode and not use the “Record all New” because that is always the wrong block of time.

    Very Frustrating…

    P.S: Scott, THANKS, THANKS, THANKS, for this blog. You’re terrific for doing this for other fans. House is the -only- TV that I watch, other than the Simpsons. So having this group of fans and you with the expertise is just great.

  96. I didn’t get the soap opera angle at all.

    I knew from the start, pretty much, that there was no way in hell the desperately yearning Cuddy was going to be given a baby. And I pretty much surmised that the unspoken motivation behind House’s more than usually spiteful observations to her was going to be his jealousy of her as a surrogate mother for himself.

    But that kiss at the end? Does that mean he’s going to offer himself to be the father of her child? Or as a lover?

    All I’m asking is, for god’s sake, writers, please don’t turn this putative relationship into a multi-episode, cross-season, he-does-she-doesn’t-and-vice-versa, Ross-and-Rachel thing because, whatever your producer is telling you, it isn’t suspenseful and is in fact grindingly annoying and alienating.

  97. I can’t wait to see how House and Cuddy will act once they make it back to the hospital after that kiss. I predict they ignore it and pretend nothing happened, but that Wilson will figure it out. Just wondering what everyone else thinks.
    The kiss really suprised me, though. I thought House would see it as taking advantage of her in her emotionally distraught state. Maybe he just wanted to convince her that he wasn’t just jerking her around to be mean.
    And, yes, I know. I didn’t say one word about the medicine. Ah, maybe next time.

  98. i’m with studento…you can’t r/o abruption with u/s!

  99. Cuddy needs 2 units of O negative for the patient? Where’s the Rhogam? Or, alternatively, why didn’t she type & screen the pt when she first came in?

  100. and why isn’t cuddy wearing a mask in the OR? no circulating nurse worth her salt would let ANYONE get away with that. no bladder blade either. and i agree with an earlier poster…i think that dad & daughter’s appearance is more consistent with flat affect than anhedonia.

  101. The diagnosis is not completely wrong. But it misses out the most obvious symptoms, inflammation and abdominal pain. only 5% of FMF patients don’t develop any abdominal pain.

    The rest fits, though with too much coincidence. On75% of patient experience joint pain. 25% with fever but no symptoms (they should have found out the fever!) It’s hard to believe those two patients don’t experience joint pain and have undetected temperature spike.

  102. I think that the medicine is starting to go down because they could use all the rare diseases in the world, but it has to fit supporting the story and its continuity.

    It may not be so obvious for some people, but since ‘the drama’ is what makes a drama a success I think that the producers sacrificed some technicalities to make the story a little more powerful.

    Remember that most of the times House figures out the solution with lateral thinking from analogies from unrelated situations, like talking about “adoption” with cuddy-> fake parents -> different race -> FMF (…and walking out without saying anything)
    If rare diseases and real medical solutions became a priority in the show, probably the stories around it would be modified substantially.

  103. I have to correct you. As a person interested in the psychiatric nursing field (I’m only a student at the moment) I know that anhedeonia is a common NEGATIVE symptom of schizophrenia. It is a common symptom of depression as well, but also schizophrenia.

  104. I’ve reached the point where I block out 90% of the medical trainwreck–otherwise I just scream at my tv and that frightens my cat. Did they have to cut a medical consultant’s job last year when they added the Russian novel sized cast of secondary characters? Can’t they at least afford a subscription to an ID journal? Despite the lackluster medical plot line, this entire season the institutional/professional issues have been driving me nuts. The hypnotist with Hollywood hair and mad surgical skillz has to be stopped, yes, Chase Superstar must die.

    Where are the other doctors at PPTH??? There’s got to be one ob/gyn floating around…

  105. Cant we all just accept the fact that Chase is the
    super-surgeon, he can do surgeries, deliveries, neurosurguries, anything that requires a sharp object.

    Oh and he can also cure leprosy with his touch.

  106. It seems in all of your things it says “a good physical would’ve caught this” or something to that effect. Isn’t that the point of the show that people miss things in first series of physicals? Otherwise House’s team wouldn’t really be necessary would it?

  107. Scott, I love your site, awesome medical analysis! I’m a medical student thinking of going into primary care myself and am impressed by your field of knowledge about basically everything – you seem to be very well trained. If you don’t mind me asking where did you go to med school and where did you do residency?

  108. I don’t think Wilson will step in – I think House will make him say stuff to Cuddy to better gauge her feelings.

    Why? Because that’s what he’s like. I think Wilson wants them to get together as well :D

  109. Although magnesium sulfate isn’t properly supported by studies, I have seen it work very well by the OB in my hospital.
    PD: I wanna be a wonder surgeon like chase.

  110. I think Chase could operate a hangover if he wanted.

  111. Scott – how on earth have the House team not recruited you yet to screen the scripts?

  112. “What is Cameron doing on the OB floor doing the U/S anyway?”

    Not sure why she’s doing the U/S, but without being a doctor myself, I can hazard a guess why she’s on the OB floor: Cuddy thinks the rash might be Fifth Disease, the CDC site said that the physical symptom should be confirmed with a blood test “to look for antibodies to parvovirus.” Cameron’s an Immunologist, so that sounds to me like exactly the sort of thing to call her in for.

  113. There´s no logical reason for Cameron doing the ultrasound. Perhaps Cuddy wanted her to be Becca´s attending. Btw. why did Cuddy take Becca to the ER? She obviously wasn´t accute, so she should have taken her to the clinic. The only reason is, again, Cameron. Magnesium sulphate can be used for tocolysis when beta-sympathomimetics are contraindicated. And why this preventive tocolysis anyway?

  114. Jim,

    Cameron already ran the test in the ER (”twice,” as she said).

  115. Having no medical training whatsoever, normally the medicine is not a problem for me. In this ep, however, I did go WTF a couple of times. The cocaine vs. clean blood test was one (sorry, Scott: your explanation for it, though plausible, does not convince me: if he consumes rarely, how lucky is it that they get to witness the purchase, and come he seems to be a regular costumer). Another one was when the guy starts sweating blood and they go “that rules out allergies”. Maybe I missed the point, but the fact is the only register I’ve ever had of someone sweating blood is, precisely, a woman who was allergic to cats and had this reaction while at my place.
    And of course milk allergy and lactose intolerance are NOT interchangeable… I guss that goes hand in hand with the EP blunder from some weeks ago.
    As for SuperSurgeon!Chase and DoingNursesDirtyWork!Doctors, I simply accept them as conventions of the show, for storytelling purposes.

    I did like the drama, though, and actually howled with the kiss, though I also admit it could get messy from here if they don’t pay attention.

  116. Ok, well here’s a question for you. Television Without Pity covered this, but it’s something I wonder about now every time I see the show: In the credits, everyone gets some medical image for their credits, then we get to Jennifer Morrison and we’ve got…people canoeing? What’s with that?

  117. Are you smoking crack? No postpartum depression, you obviously have never given birth!

  118. Sue:

    First, you left the comment on the wrong post; I moved it for you (unless you were referring to Teddy Roosevelt, in which case I apologize).

    Second, the “no postpartum depression” statement, as anyone who watched the episode would recognize, was a comment made by Wilson when he was referring to Cuddy who had never given birth and therefore could not have postpartum depression. He also implied that there was no such thing as post-adoption depression, which is incorrect and what I was referring to.

  119. No doubt the drama is getting better but the real medicine just can’t get any worse. Previously, the cases in HOUSE were common but with rare complications. Now the cases are very very rare+very very rare complications.

  120. I was surprised to see Becca consicuos and talking during her c-section. Here in Russia (I am Russian) c-sections are performed under general anaesthesia so the patient is sound asleep till the very end of the operation. Is it different in Princeton Plainsboro?

  121. Anne:

    In the U.S., most c-sections are performed under epidural anesthesia so the patient is awake.

    On another c-section note,
    The father (or other family member) is generally allowed in the room and stands next to the head of the patient, in the non-sterile area. This is where Cuddy was.

  122. I just did my O&G rotation..I was surprised to see Chase performing C-Section..This soap is going crazier by the day… haha..oo by the way, I hardly see surgeon, including obs&gynae specialist in the UK, using eye protection… I guess they are just as crazy as surgeons in House..hohoho..

  123. My take on this week’s soap:

    House was not “high” on Vicodin when he went to Cuddy’s house. He was about as vulnerable as we’ve ever seen him – he dropped his mask almost entirely.

    He was still 12 years old, however, and inarticulate with Cuddy. He said the most he was capable of saying in honesty – “You would’ve made a great mother”. But he couldn’t articulate more than that.

    So when Cuddy resentfully launched into him for his treatment of her, all he could do was offer non-verbal comfort – the kiss. It wasn’t filled with sexual passion, which is what a lot of viewers seemed to have wanted or expected. It was for comfort, and an attempt by childish House to convey his affection and respect for Cuddy. He felt awkward, she was grieving and then surprised. That’s why the kiss seemed odd to us.

    When they stopped kissing, House was overwhelmed with how vulnerable he had made himself to her. So the only thing he could do was to say “Goodbye” and leave.

    The next episode will find him back on Vicodin, with his walls and mask in place, and slightly regretting having made himself vulnerable.

    Loved the comment about Chase being skilled with anything sharp. Maybe all surgeons should study in Australia & become SuperSurgeon?

  124. This whole Chase-the-wonder-surgeon thing is funny for another reason. I’m not sure if American viewers are familiar with the Australian soap Neighbours, in which Jesse Spencer (Chase) first found fame. I bring it up because there is a running cult-gag surrounding Dr. Karl Kennedy (the father of Jesse’s character) wherein he would fulfil any given medical capacity in the show. I think he’s performed surgery, midwifery, psychaiatry, gynaecology, hypnosis, acoustic guitar… the list is endless! So it’s kind of ‘like father like son’.

  125. I want to point out one thing. I thing House’s kiss along with him admitting that he doesn’t know why he keeps negating everything is a calculated move and not spontaneous. House has NEVER shown any weakness in front of others. The viewers are made to think that some emotions have surfaced (his dad’s funeral) but always are explained as being fake. The only time House actually said something from the heart and meant it was in a dream in the bus sitting next to CTB after she died.
    I think House is fucking with Cuddy.

  126. 13 tells the girl early in the episode that her father is suffering from short term memory loss. In fact, he’s suffering from long term memory loss, short term memory only last at most a minute or two before it is encoded into long term memory.

    Alpha waves while asleep?? I didn’t understand how that was possible, and then he jumped right to delta.

    Sleepwalking, or more specifically automatic behavior, is a common cause of narcolepsy, but how does cocaine cause narcolepsy? Did he sleepwalk, get cocaine, become narcoleptic somehow, and then continue to sleepwalk?

  127. I’m glad I read this review first this time, before watching the show. I’m so disgusted with Cuddy’s unethical behavior, plus the plot sounds so depressing and particularly unbelievable, that I won’t even bother watching this time.

  128. I think we’re being a little too hard on Cuddy. Yes, she ended up in an ethically questionable situation, but it didn’t start that way – both she and Becca had a vested interest in making sure that both mother and baby were in good health. It was when Becca developed the placental abruption (that right?) that Cuddy found herself in a conflict-of-interest. To her credit, she laid everything out for Becca, who was able to make an informed decision, even if it wasn’t the one Cuddy wanted her to make, and once Becca made that decision, Cuddy didn’t try to stop her. Same thing with Becca’s decision to keep the baby – Cuddy argued for a little bit, then dropped her opposition. At the end of the day, Cuddy did the right thing, even though it was emotionally killing her.

  129. I didn’t want to read through all the posts (read through most of them) but to all the people saying the best line of the episode was Cuddy’s “that’s the man you’ll be suing when you become septic” I say, what about

    Wilson
    I just gave you the answer, didn’t I? Now you’re going to walk out of here without saying a word.

  130. “that’s the man you’ll be suing when you become septic”

    That was Chase, the uber-surgeon, who said it, not Cuddy.

  131. I have FMF. A bunch of folks in my family have FMF. We participate in 2 ongoing NIH studies for people diagnosed with FMF. My sister called to ask “have you seen House?” because I normally don’t watch it. She sent a copy of the episode, and I was immediately confused & relieved.

    Why relieved? I started getting seizures 4 years ago, and no one could figure them out. Even the NIH docs were confused. The only connection was a cousin & grandmother with seizures & FMF; but the docs thought their seizures were caused by kidney failure, which was caused by FMF. I don’t have kidney failure. So, House gave me a possible answer; and I later found a study to send my physician for follow-up.

    Why confused? It’s a weird disease, with a lot of variance. But the “core” is fever, inflammation, abdominal pain and rash. House made a giant leap with his FMF “guess.” My fevers only last a couple of days, but boy-oh-boy. Incredibly high, bad night sweats, ugly overall. Abdominal inflammation can last over week; and joint pain (with rash) can go on for months. Not only do our kidneys crap out (only some of us respond to colchicine as a preventative measure), but we have heart, lung and liver issues. Perfectly normal for myself & my FMF family members– but a lot was missing from this episode.

  132. [...] Источник: House — Episode 6 (Season 5): “Joy” [...]

  133. Oh, and Scott, please could you log a list of single professional women in current American TV series who, though biologically capable of natural gestation and childbirth and despite a horrendously business career life, decide, almost out of the blue, to adopt a baby. rather just getting knocked up the traditional way:

    The list so far:

    Dr. Cuddy, House
    Liz Lemon, 30 Rock
    Katherine, Desperate Housewives

    Any others I’ve missed?

  134. I translated your article into Russian: http://vladon.ru/2008/11/11/joy/

    May I continue this?

  135. Alex,

    Cuddy had no luck in landing a man, so she moved on to IVF. That didn’t work, so she decided to adopt. Not really “out of the blue,” but stretched over a couple of seasons.

  136. I had a issue with the lactose “allergy” diagnosis.

    Firstly, lactose intolerance is an intolerance, not an allergy.

    This means that it is not caused by an overreaction of the bodies immune system.

    When someone who is lactose intolerant drinks milk, their body can’t digest it. Bacteria in the stomach feast on the lactose, causing the symptoms.

    Therefore, to make someone sick, the lactose has to get into the persons stomach.

    (ie, snorting it doesn’t make you sick)

    Further, as it is an intolerance, the symptoms are directly related to the amount consumed. so even if he rubbed it on his gums, it wouldn’t be enough to make him sick.

    This is without even getting into the impossibility of a lactose intolerance causing anything more than a sore stomach and diarrhea.

  137. When the baby is delivered, Chase states that her Apgar score is 9. In a baby with underdeveloped lungs, pale skin, who didn’t start crying after a long enough wait? Highly unlikely to my mind

  138. Hmm… I understand that Cuddy is the boss, she is very upset and so on, but I’m quite surprised to see that nobody in the hospital tells Cuddy to stay away from the pregnant woman because there is an obvious conflict of interests. Is Cuddy the only person in the hospital who cares about this kind of issues?

  139. I couldn’t stand this episode for one reason: Cuddy.
    I had a hard time feeling sorry for her because she ade so many choices that were either unethical or downright dangerous… Putting the mother’s life at risk to get the baby? Lying to the mother about the risks of keeping the baby for the 2 weeks? Begging the woman not to keep her baby? Ignoring House when he needed her help with a patient? This woman is meant to be a hospital administrator, but she acts like a simpering idiot at times. (and I’m starting to understand why House always questions her medical skills).

    Cuddy shouldn’t have been the woman’s doctor for starters, as she has such a personal interest in a certain outcome. I’m surprised that nobody thought to pull her in her place. She was being moronic.

  140. As a polysomnographic technician, I’d like to know what kind of crazy program they were using for the PSG, with the ridiculous 3D waveforms and such. How could anyone possibly read the waveforms on that thing?

    Also, “delta waves!” Taub shout’s in surprise, as the screen displays what looks like beta waves on fast forward.

  141. Why is a kidney failure fatal? I´ve seen this over and over againin house, but you can´t die of kidney failure. I´ve treated a patient 2 days ago who had a nephrectomy (both of course) 4 years ago. The wonder of dialysis machines (i´m sure they exist in the U.S. :)).

  142. “This show loves to throw around fancy medical terms without any explanation. Why then does Taub use the vague term “mini-stroke” instead of the proper medical teram TIA? No doctor, especially one on House’s team, would ever do that. (I’d make another joke about plastic surgeons, but I think I’ve beat that dead horse enough).” — HAHAHA! I see what you mean.

  143. Oh and same here! I was also wondering what Chase why Chase was doing the obstetrician’s job.

  144. Wow!! This site is awesome!! I’ve been poking around on the web trying to find a site like this to deconstruct that wild-eyed show called House, just because all the crazy fallacies they have are starting to grind on me so badly! (Plus I find anything medically-related fascinating.)

    That being said, I love watching the show for its dramatic storylines, but call me anal, I just HATE how they constantly blow whats supposed be the crux of their show—the medicine!!

    How come they dont have smart folks like you, Mr. Moderator person with all this medical knowledge, working as consultants/technical advisor??

    Or do they already have one?? Maybe they need to get two, or five! They dont even seem to get the big stuff right anymore!!

  145. yeah Sihan, I agree. it bugs me too…eck. I dont see why a show based on MEDICINE cant do A LITTLE better?? I know its drama and not a documentary but have they no research team for the writers?? do the writers just throw a bunch of fancy-sounding terms into a hat then just pull at random, and write a story about that???

    Sure seems like it!

  146. OH Alex…if only what you say was true!! yet here were a month later, and the House/Cuddy thing is still limping pathetically and painfully along!!

    Sheesh. Its not even nighttime “drama” anymore, is nighttime SOAP. And not very good soap, at that. sheesh.

  147. My mother’s C-Section was performed by a surgeon.

  148. I’m seriously scared the show might be taking a new direction towards “character development” although I don’t find much development as in the previous seasons. I don’t exactly know why I think so… but I’m sure it has to do with that soap opera (not drama, soap opera) every episode comes with. It’s really annoying to see every new episode has something “exciting” going on which sets the characters in stress. In the older seasons, the character development was made throughout the reactions the characters had toward the patients lifestyles or decitions. Now it’s more like “let’s give them this exciting new situation and see how they would react”.

    I thought the show worried about the quality (the drama quality, that is) but now it seems more worried about the ratings than anything else since the medicine is getting more and more out of the picture…

    The kiss is just reaaaaally distressing. It was totally unnecessary (in this episode) and I would have certainly preferred to watch Cuddy break apart first until House goes and kisses her.

  149. The Medicine on House has become technobabble; medical terms are tossed around but don’t make sense. They might as well stop using real medical terms and just use real-sounding neologisms. At least then the writers can’t be accused of ignorance/idiocy. Though even then systematic errors of scientific reasoning and reality will remain.

    Scott: I’m surprised you think anhedonia is not characteristic of schizophrenia – it’s a classic part of the ‘negative symptoms’.

    Nick: snorting lactose would cause symptoms in an intolerant person – where do you think the material ends up? (unless the nose is blown, though users tend to avoid that and allow the substance to drip down their throats)

    Speaking of which, 13 believes she can tell the quality of cocaine by taste – how? (if you think the answer is ‘by the degree of numbing felt’, that is why lidocaine is a common adulterant). Not to mention the ludicrous myth of the dealers having two different types of stock, the one of poorer quality somehow causing users to ‘come back for more’.

    The show no longer has a right to mock soap operas – the quality of writing and medicine is identical.

    (by the way, I’m a different Daniel than the previous posters; you shall know me by my perennially dissatisfied kvetching)

  150. One other medical inconsistency – the team have said in previous episodes that a tox-screen is run on all admissions to the A&E department. Surely they would have picked up recent cocaine abuse?

  151. thank you so much for your reviews. i always look up for your comments after I watch house. this case is a bit confusing and i certainly agree that cameron and chase were doing the jobs they aren’t supposed to do again. haha. anyway, yes, the symptoms dont fit with the diagnosis, and i also wonder, because i was taught that magnesium can cause respiratory depression (why give a respiratory depressant to a baby with pulmonary hypoplasia?) and nowadays, according to my mentor, calcium channel blockers are now being used. i just hope that the next episodes will be more correct so they would be helpful for us in the medical field. remembering signs and symptoms is a lot easier when i see them on t.v. but apparently the recent episodes are not helpful but rather misleading.

  152. Best line of the show:

    TAUB (nervous)
    Um, I would like to buy some cocaine, please.

    DEALER (rolling her eyes)
    definitely not a cop…..

  153. I somehow missed this episode first time around, so it was like a new one for me, ( Can’t believe I missed the big Cuddy/House kiss!!)

    I found the initial sequence with the POTW filmed in a surreal and time-shifted manner to be very well done, and as was the flat-tone discussion between father and daughter bringing echoes of the movie ‘equilibrium’ to mind.

    Too bad about the final solution making very little sense, but this IS House after all. And the standout lines from this episode are some of the best since ‘bring me the thong of Lisa Cuddy!’.

  154. “C-sections are performed by obstetricians, not surgeons. Or is Chase an OB too now?”

    i know i’ve said it on this site before but i think it needs to be said again: please allow for dramatic license.

    sure, the writers could introduce an anonymous OB when an OB is required but this has no dramatic impact on the audience. he’ll be just another disposable character on a long running show.

    putting in Chase in a scene requiring an OB makes sense because it will provides an emotional link for the audience.

  155. The baby didn’t have Fifth Disease. She had Bronchopulmonary dysplasia.

  156. Oh man, that FMF diagnosis was too ridiculous.
    Soon as house said it I yelled out, “ABDOMINAL PAIN!!!”
    Scared the heck outta my roommates…

  157. The incubator looked way too good to be a meth-head. If Cuddy is her attending it’s a conflict of interest to be sure. How does a pregnant meth-head pay for hospital care, especially a private room? I would assume Cuddy is picking up the tab. Cuddy got totally owned at the end. What are the odds the incubator turns out to have some sickness. Suddenly wanting the kid back isn’t really surprising, at least to me.

    The cold open was trippy and their house is surreal and sterile. I liked that element.

    Wasn’t Colchicine an anti-gout medication which was abused before and almost killed someone in the first season?

  158. Sorry I’m late, the french season of house is one year late. Since my wife does not speak english, I have to wait a year.

    I wont add my comments on the episode, which are similar to those up there, but I have a question: do you guys actually have to pay to have your baby delivered? Here in Quebec this is free (all medical acts are), I tought it was the same down in your country. Is it?

  159. Gius,
    Americans have to pay for all medical procedures. ALL medical procedures. If you have insurance, then you’re fine. If not, then you pay out of pocket. If you can’t pay out of pocket, then you get to declare bankruptcy. Wheee!

    Anyway, giving birth to a baby will probably run you anywhere from 4,000 to 6,000 USD. According to the Internet. I’ve never actually had a baby, so I wouldn’t know from personal experience.

  160. Another comment from a country where “House” is shown a year late. I will add my voice to the chorus of “the symptoms don’t match FMF *at* *all*” crowd. My late father had FMF, so I know what the symptoms are. The only remotely realistic part of the episode was that it took something like 30 years before he was diagnosed — up until a doctor of Sephardi Jewish origin saw him and figured it out immediately, every time he would come down with a high fever and abdominal pain, they would take him to the hospital and do a zillion tests and then send him home. Even *after* he was diagnosed with FMF, whenever he would have a flare-up, he would go to the hospital, where the doctors would do tests that the “House” writers have never even heard of in an effort to connect the symptoms to his other health problems or the medications that he was taking for his other health problems. When my mother would try to tell the doctors that it was probably his FMF, they would tell her to go away and leave the medicine to the “experts.”

  161. Giving birth in the US can and often does run a whole lot more than $4000 or $6000. My sister’s first child was $44,000, although he had to spend two days in the NICU. The birth of my daughter ran about $12,000; there were no complications, and I only spent the one night in the hospital, leaving as soon as they allowed me to be discharged.

  162. I know I’m pretty late to this party… But yeah, there were many things that confused/annoyed me in this episode. However, IMO the opening and closing scenes were both visually stunning- for different reasons, obviously, but you get the point.
    Also, I have no medical training whatsoever, but was I the only person thinking “OCD” throughout at least the first half of the ep? The coffee, the decor/tidiness, the attention to time and so on..? Maybe that was deliberate.

  163. Dr. Scott. Thank you I enjoyed your comments. I am a cognitive neuropsychologist and I am frequently irritated by major blunders in the fields I have some understanding. However I hoped that in the the field of general medicine this serial was more realistic. Now due to your observations I am able to check myself.

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