Ouch! My Brain!
November 21st, 2008
I know that making fun of Wizard is like kicking someone when they’re down, but this has got to be one of their stupidest articles ever:

I doubt the person who wrote this has ever seen an episode of Fringe, let alone read an issue of the Fantastic Four. It hurts my brain to read this.
November 22nd, 2008 at 6:17 am
They certainly are stretching for it in this comparison. Perhaps they were smoking crack.
November 22nd, 2008 at 12:31 pm
There is not enough “Whut?” in the world.
November 22nd, 2008 at 2:16 pm
why do you even read wizard?
November 22nd, 2008 at 2:48 pm
Official Comment
It was given away free at Wizard World Texas.
November 22nd, 2008 at 10:04 pm
Wizard somehow gets worse every time I read it.
November 23rd, 2008 at 12:56 am
You’re lucky.
You just got brain injury. It hurt my soul.
November 23rd, 2008 at 4:09 am
If they ever made a FF movie that didn’t suck, Lance Reddick would make for an awesome Wizard…
November 23rd, 2008 at 10:38 am
Apparently this guy has never encountered the concept of “stock characters.” Lots and lots and lots of action movies use the formula of the Brain + the Brawn + the Cheesecake + the Comic Relief, or a subset of three of them. The only really indispensable one is the Cheesecake, followed by the Brain.
November 24th, 2008 at 10:14 am
So… William Bell is Doctor Doom?
BIIISHHHOPPP!!!!!
November 24th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Seeing Agent Broyles as ‘The Thing’ reminds of me the dumbest thing I have ever read evah.
A comic book- forum poster, in theorizing about Wolverine’s origins, suggested that Logan is in fact a black man – but you couldn’t tell because of his healing factor.
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