Comments on: I Swear, The Plan Looked Foolproof on Paper

By: BobF

BobF — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 16:48:01 +0000

Keep in mind as well that a lone white straw that long also draws very very little attention from an individual who is trained enough to walk on a pond.

By: Bret

Bret — Fri, 16 Jan 2009 00:04:54 +0000

Remember, Jimmy needs less oxygen than most folks, as his brain requires no maintenance and, in fact, has not been used in decades.

By: guayec

guayec — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 13:15:12 +0000

Now I can’t stop thinking of medieval japanese swamps filled with dozens of drowned ninjas. Yeah, I know it was probably not like that, but in the animes this is a widely used technique.

Well, this post has probably saved my life. Thanks!

By: Travis

Travis — Thu, 15 Jan 2009 02:32:06 +0000

They at least could have given him two straw/tubes. That way they could have said he was using one for inhale and one for exhale.

By: H

Wed, 14 Jan 2009 18:00:43 +0000

This entry satisfies my goal of learning something new every day.

Thanks Scott!

Still, I think that the greatness of Jimmy Olsen can’t be expected to be limited by physical restraints of ordinary non-best pals of Superman.

By: Dr. Gagan

Dr. Gagan — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 17:46:54 +0000

Why not use a supplementary oxygen device and exhale through the straw.

By: Conor E

Conor E — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:50:06 +0000

When did Jesus become a costumed assassin, and why is He hunting Jimmy?

By: Krystian Majewski

Krystian Majewski — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 16:16:49 +0000

Also, because his Lungs are filled with Air, he would be lighter than water and wouldn’t be able to lie on the bottom unless he had some extra Weights on him.

By: Dr Archeville

Dr Archeville — Wed, 14 Jan 2009 14:38:05 +0000

That, and there’s some guy stepping on him. That can’t be good.