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14 Responses to “ Dr Cat Will See You Now ”

1. Chris
   February 9th, 2009 at 6:40 am
   

   Well, now there’s a lolcat if ever I saw one.

2. Karl Withakay
   February 9th, 2009 at 8:50 am
   

   Is there any chance that is a mad scientist cat? May be it’s going to resurrect Morbius.

3. Chris
   February 9th, 2009 at 10:29 am
   

   I have my doubts about whether that cat is really a doctor to begin with.

4. skizelo
   February 9th, 2009 at 10:39 am
   

   Typo in the middle of the 2nd sentence, you mean “combined in one”.
   Anyway, will this be the new “dogs playing poker”? I would pay money for a picture of cats performing an operation.

5. princess edamame
   February 9th, 2009 at 11:00 am
   

   “Head mirror fail”

6. Kerlyssa
   February 9th, 2009 at 11:17 am
   

   My cat regularly performs autopsies on the local wildlife. I had a sinking feeling it was because he was trying to divine the future, but now I know it’s because he’s emulating Dr House.

7. Dr Archeville
   February 10th, 2009 at 9:30 am
   

   I can haz Hippo-cat-ic Oath?

8. Metz77
   February 10th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
   

   Dr. Archeville, that was AWFUL. I love it.

9. Ben
   February 10th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
   

   Haha, I for one think they deserve clemency for positioning. We are ignoring the important point that THEY GOT A HEAD MIRROR ON A CAT LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE A PICTURE.

   Not pictured: Bleeding assistant

10. walyc
    February 11th, 2009 at 6:41 am
    

    this is soooo cute!
    i am totally a cat person.
    Dr. Scott, mind posting pics of your cat(s)?

11. Nybbler
    February 11th, 2009 at 10:09 am
    

    Don’t cats have reflective retinas? Wouldn’t this obviate the need for a head mirror

    o:-)

12. JP
    February 11th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
    

    Dr. Cat probably needs to wear the head mirror in the center, because when worn correctly the hole would be below the eye and he/she wouldn’t be able to see through it. Dr. Cat knows what he/she is doing!

    http://i42.tinypic.com/jihum0.jpg

    I also threw in a bit of epistaxis for you.

13. You Asked For It!
    February 14th, 2009 at 1:39 am
    

    The hippocatic Oath:
    I SWEAR BY APOLLO, ASCLEPIUS, HYGIEIA, AN PANACEA, AN I TAEK 2 WITNES ALL TEH GODZ, ALL TEH GODDESEZ, 2 KEEP ACCORDIN 2 MAH ABILITY AN MAH JUDGMENT, TEH FOLLOWIN OATH.

    2 CONSIDR DEAR 2 ME, AS MAH PARENTS, HIM HOO TAUGHT ME DIS ART; 2 LIV IN COMMON WIF HIM AN, IF NECESARY, 2 SHARE MAH GOODZ WIF HIM; 2 LOOK UPON HIS CHILDREN AS MAH OWN BROTHERS, 2 TEACH THEM DIS ART.

    IM GONNA PRESCRIBE REGIMENS 4 DA GUD OV MAH PATIENTS ACCORDIN 2 MAH ABILITY AN MAH JUDGMENT AN NEVR DO HARM 2 ANYONE.

    IM GONNA NOT GIV LETHAL DRUG 2 ANYONE IF IM ASKD, NOR WILL I ADVIZE SUCH PLAN; AN SIMILARLY IM GONNA NOT GIV WOMAN PESARY 2 CAUSE AN ABORSHUN.

    BUT IM GONNA PRESERVE TEH PURITY OV MAH LIFE AN MAH ARTS.

    IM GONNA NOT CUT 4 STONE, EVEN 4 PATIENTS IN WHOM TEH DISEASE IZ MANIFEST; IM GONNA LEEF DIS OPERASHUN 2 BE PERFORMD BY PRACTISHUNERS, SPECIALISTS IN DIS ART.

    IN EVRY HOUZ WER I COME IM GONNA ENTR ONLY 4 DA GUD OV MAH PATIENTS, KEEPIN MYSELF FAR FRUM ALL INTENSHUNAL ILL-DOIN AN ALL SEDUCSHUN AN ESPECIALLY FRUM TEH PLEASUREZ OV LUV WIF WOMEN OR WIF DOODZ, BE THEY FREE OR SLAVEZ.

    ALL DAT CUD COME 2 MAH KNOWLEDGE IN DA EXERCIZE OV MAH PROFESHUN OR IN DAILY COMMERCE WIF DOODZ, WHICH OUGHT NOT 2 BE SPREAD ABROAD, IM GONNA KEEP SEEKRET AN WILL NEVR REVEAL.

    IF I KEEP DIS OATH FAITHFULLY, I CAN ENJOY MAH LIFE AN PRACTICE MAH ART, RESPECTD BY ALL DOODZ AN IN ALL TIEMS; BUT IF I SWERVE FRUM IT OR VIOLATE IT, CUD TEH REVERSE BE MAH LOT.

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