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By: You Asked For It!

You Asked For It! — Sat, 14 Feb 2009 07:39:03 +0000

The hippocatic Oath:
I SWEAR BY APOLLO, ASCLEPIUS, HYGIEIA, AN PANACEA, AN I TAEK 2 WITNES ALL TEH GODZ, ALL TEH GODDESEZ, 2 KEEP ACCORDIN 2 MAH ABILITY AN MAH JUDGMENT, TEH FOLLOWIN OATH.

2 CONSIDR DEAR 2 ME, AS MAH PARENTS, HIM HOO TAUGHT ME DIS ART; 2 LIV IN COMMON WIF HIM AN, IF NECESARY, 2 SHARE MAH GOODZ WIF HIM; 2 LOOK UPON HIS CHILDREN AS MAH OWN BROTHERS, 2 TEACH THEM DIS ART.

IM GONNA PRESCRIBE REGIMENS 4 DA GUD OV MAH PATIENTS ACCORDIN 2 MAH ABILITY AN MAH JUDGMENT AN NEVR DO HARM 2 ANYONE.

IM GONNA NOT GIV LETHAL DRUG 2 ANYONE IF IM ASKD, NOR WILL I ADVIZE SUCH PLAN; AN SIMILARLY IM GONNA NOT GIV WOMAN PESARY 2 CAUSE AN ABORSHUN.

BUT IM GONNA PRESERVE TEH PURITY OV MAH LIFE AN MAH ARTS.

IM GONNA NOT CUT 4 STONE, EVEN 4 PATIENTS IN WHOM TEH DISEASE IZ MANIFEST; IM GONNA LEEF DIS OPERASHUN 2 BE PERFORMD BY PRACTISHUNERS, SPECIALISTS IN DIS ART.

IN EVRY HOUZ WER I COME IM GONNA ENTR ONLY 4 DA GUD OV MAH PATIENTS, KEEPIN MYSELF FAR FRUM ALL INTENSHUNAL ILL-DOIN AN ALL SEDUCSHUN AN ESPECIALLY FRUM TEH PLEASUREZ OV LUV WIF WOMEN OR WIF DOODZ, BE THEY FREE OR SLAVEZ.

ALL DAT CUD COME 2 MAH KNOWLEDGE IN DA EXERCIZE OV MAH PROFESHUN OR IN DAILY COMMERCE WIF DOODZ, WHICH OUGHT NOT 2 BE SPREAD ABROAD, IM GONNA KEEP SEEKRET AN WILL NEVR REVEAL.

IF I KEEP DIS OATH FAITHFULLY, I CAN ENJOY MAH LIFE AN PRACTICE MAH ART, RESPECTD BY ALL DOODZ AN IN ALL TIEMS; BUT IF I SWERVE FRUM IT OR VIOLATE IT, CUD TEH REVERSE BE MAH LOT.

By: JP

JP — Thu, 12 Feb 2009 01:07:29 +0000

Dr. Cat probably needs to wear the head mirror in the center, because when worn correctly the hole would be below the eye and he/she wouldn’t be able to see through it. Dr. Cat knows what he/she is doing!

http://i42.tinypic.com/jihum0.jpg

I also threw in a bit of epistaxis for you.

By: Nybbler

Nybbler — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 16:09:23 +0000

Don’t cats have reflective retinas? Wouldn’t this obviate the need for a head mirror

o:-)

By: walyc

walyc — Wed, 11 Feb 2009 12:41:19 +0000

this is soooo cute!
i am totally a cat person.
Dr. Scott, mind posting pics of your cat(s)?

By: Ben

Ben — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:35:46 +0000

Haha, I for one think they deserve clemency for positioning. We are ignoring the important point that THEY GOT A HEAD MIRROR ON A CAT LONG ENOUGH TO TAKE A PICTURE.

Not pictured: Bleeding assistant

By: Metz77

Metz77 — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 18:35:57 +0000

Dr. Archeville, that was AWFUL. I love it.

By: Dr Archeville

Dr Archeville — Tue, 10 Feb 2009 15:30:17 +0000

I can haz Hippo-cat-ic Oath?

By: Kerlyssa

Kerlyssa — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:17:14 +0000

My cat regularly performs autopsies on the local wildlife. I had a sinking feeling it was because he was trying to divine the future, but now I know it’s because he’s emulating Dr House.

By: princess edamame

princess edamame — Mon, 09 Feb 2009 17:00:46 +0000

“Head mirror fail”