Past-Life Pirate Possession Syndrome

General anesthesia is, by and large, an extremely safe procedure that has made modern surgical treatment possible. As with any medical procedure, there are potential risks associated with general anesthesia including allergy, aspiration, and the thankfully rare malignant hyperthermia.

However, there is also another lesser known complication of anesthesia that is routinely overlooked by the medical community: Past-Life Pirate Possession Syndrome.

It all starts with an experimental anesthetic agent:

scene from the Spectre #1

And goes downhill from there:

scene from the Spectre #1vlinescene from the Spectre #1

There is a cure, but it is difficult, expensive, and requires both a transfusion of megacyclic energy and the assistance of the Spirit of Vengeance. Frankly, preventing the condition in the first place is the easier approach.

So the next time you’re scheduled for surgery, make sure to ask your doctor if they’ve taken the proper precautions against Past-Life Pirate Possession Syndrome.

Scenes from The Spectre #1, by Gardner Fox and Murphy Anderson

12 Responses to “ Past-Life Pirate Possession Syndrome ”

  1. I suppose the pirate bursting in will prevent the patient being operated on by surgeons who have contaminated their gloves by wearing them to put on their masks and caps, and roll up their surgical gown sleeves… while using an untested anaesthetic… I think I’d rather have the pirate myself!

  2. ^_^ I think you mean “assistance of the Spirit of Vengeance”. But indeed, an amusing medical condition.

  3. Man, when I was under “Twilight” anasthesia for my wisdom teeth I thought I only had DREAMS of being a pirate! Who knew it was my past life personality trying to surface? Now I wish I had gone for the full stuff :-(

  4. Scott, these medical cels you post never fail to crack me up. Suppose pirates just start showing up everywhere, bursting in on women giving birth, cutting the umbilicus with a slash of a rusty cutlass, performing emergency Caesarians…

    “I’m sorry Ma’am, your insurance doesn’t cover Pirate-therapy…”

  5. I like how using a untested anesthetic is a risk the “doctors” have to take. I’m guessing this was written well before the whole concept of “Informed Consent”.

    Doc #1 – I want to use this new untested anesthetic on the patient. It may have possiblly lethal side effects, such as PLPPS.
    Doc #2 – We better talk to the patient and see if they might be at risk for PLPPS.
    Doc #3 – That’s crazy talk! I know you(Doc #2) were a loose cannon, get out of my OR!

    But then again, in the doctors defence, the patient did burst out of the OR in a physcotic episode thinking they were a pirate. So maybe the doctors were taking a risk.

  6. Lianne: I had no idea they were putting people under by showing them the movie ‘Twilight’. Doesn’t that violate the Hippocratic oath?

  7. tOK: Dear lord…if they tried to put me under by making me watch the movie “Twilight” I might have knocked myself out…with a sledgehammer. Can’t stand vampire angst.

    Isn’t that what they call call the anasthesia that knocks you out but doesn’t put you as fully uner as the general kind? Or was my oral surgeon just talking down to me? LOL

  8. No, you’re right. “Twilight Sleep’ is the phrase I heard used.

  9. Thanks for the advice, because I asked about Past-Life Pirate Possession Syndrome my surgery has been cancelled while I undergo psychiatric evaluation ( whatever that is)

  10. I had this one in a old digest, and the battle is crazy fun. But, what be the benefit of an untested anesthesia? I mean, how much more out does the patient need to be? That always bugged me.

  11. I recognized that first panel immediately.

    Of course, this was way before they came up with that “God’s Spirit of Vengance” stuff. I really enjoyed the Fox-Anderson Spectre, and even the Neal Adams take on him towards the end of that run.

    Compared to today’s version, he even shows concern when he rescues a kid in one issue who is scared of him. He mutters something like “no innocent need ever fear the Spectre!”

    Now he probably wouldn’t even rescue a bystander, but would mutter “Add another innocent life to the toll of your sorry existence, mortal scum!” before turning the villain into a smoking pile of wet entrails…

  12. Twilight Sleep? They’re still using that? I’ve always had negative associations with that, since it wipes the memory of the experience…okay, quick wikipedia check suggests that it’s not used for childbirth anymore, but nothing about anything else.

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