Mighty Avengers #24: A Medical Review
Mighty Avengers #24 “Chasing Ghosts”
Dan Slott, writer
Rafa Sandoval, penciler
In last week’s Mighty Avengers #24, Norman Osborn unearths one of the bones of the dead hero Goliath and brings it back to his headquarters for evaluation:



The clavicle, or collarbone, is an s-shaped flat bone that is found in the front part of the shoulder.


Whatever bone Osborn found looks like a long bone, such as the femur (thigh bone) or humerus (upper arm bone). Unlike the clavicle, it is round, instead of flat; straight, instead of s-shaped; and has knobby ends. If anything, it most resembles those perfectly symmetrical bones that cartoon dogs always carry around. Whatever bone he stole, it is definitely not a clavicle.
Norman Osborn:
Psychopathic megalomaniac
Qualified anatomist
He was also kind enough to provide the scans of the comic.
May 1st, 2009 at 12:03 pm
All that’s needed is….
Cute Female Lab Tech: “My Mr Osborn, that’s a really big bone you have there. Teehee.”
Osborn: “Why yes it is, would you help me with it?”
May 1st, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Scott, what do you know about the rate of decay? I recall that Golith wasn’t placed in a coffin. Just shoved into a shroud, and then into the ground. Since he was NOT embalmed, is it possible that a year after the Secret War Golith would be so skeletal? I mean that bone Osborne has is clean from any and all ligaments.
May 3rd, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Whilst the dialogue certainly implies that he went to the lab straight from the graveyard (oh god, that’s such a gross thought) maybe he stopped on the way to… de….fleshi…fy (???) it? (is that even a word?).
And, y’know, stick it through a transmogrifier that changed it into a giant sized chew toy.
May 5th, 2009 at 2:40 am
The strange shape of Goliath’s clavicule is due to the reason of his death: the robot Thor’s death ray obviously deformed Goliath’s chest and gave the clavicule a strange ‘cartoon dog bone’ shape.
Gian
May 6th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
I just wish someone would have lampshaded the FACT that certainly one of Team Iron Man’s Mad Scientists should have possessed enough working knowledge of Pymtech to decrease the size of a corpse.
Of course anything Iron Zombie Osborn does to the corpse will bring it more dignity and less desecration than simply dropping it into the ground, poorly wrapped in a big tarp….
May 8th, 2009 at 9:46 am
‘De-fleshify’= flenche or flense
Perhaps the clavicle, and other bones, become more rounded as Goliath grows? The larger cross-section would be better able to support a giant.
Alternately, maybe he was partly supported by tension from ligaments- like a suspension bridge- and once that tension was gone the bone expanded, and expanded relatively more along the minor axis of the oval than the major?
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