Polite Dissent

It’s near the end of the month and I’m feeling lazy after last night’s PhotoShop session. Instead of a real post I thought I’d just list some of the funnier searches that have led people to Polite Dissent over the past month. They are presented in no particular order…

super pubic catheter My most common search from month to month. I should never have shared my story about the foley catheter. Anyway people, you’re looking for “suprapubic catheter” – big difference.

zatanna culottes Somehow I’ve become the number one Google search for “zatanna culottes” (and the only one too). I’m not sure how that happened. Anyway, I’ve included a picture of Zatanna in culottes to keep everyone happy.

black canary huntress adult art There’s none here, but when you find some, let me know.

tusky the walrus Thanks to S.P.L.A.SH., this is another one of my most common searches. Even have Laura beat on this one…

in the movie better off dead what was the name of lanes younger brother? Badger.

eating laundry starch Not recommended.

brisco county olympic music See, I wasn’t the only one to notice.

post flatline vitals There are none.

wildcat jsa Hmmm…somebody’s searching for wildcat? Who could that be?

crack knarly mazes Knarly Mazes is a fun puzzle game available here. It’s not hard to beat; you don’t need a crack. First, remove all the “0” tiles, followed by any “2” tiles in the corners and any “1” tiles along the edges. Place a wall wherever any “3” tile touches another “3” tile. That should give you more than enough to finish the puzzle.

dr strange symbol window Check out Neilalien, they’re all over the place.

sweating housewives in latex I’ve used the word “in” on several occasions, but I’m not sure the other words have ever been used on this blog (well, until now).

marvel comics nfl super pro Heh, heh, heh. Somewhere, somebody is seaching for every sucky comic. (Got several searched for “Vortex comics” too).

graeme mcmillan in the wee I don’t know which is stranger: that someone would be searching for this, or that the search led them here. (Don’t worry Graeme, I’ve destroyed all the negatives.)

UPDATE: If you search for “zatanna culotte” instead of “zatanna culottes” you get…yes, you guessed it: porn!
Can you even have one culotte? Isn’t that like wearing a short?