Polite Dissent

6 Responses to “ Hail Hydra! ”

1. Dean
   May 28th, 2009 at 1:21 am
   

   Well, HYDRA agent brains come pre-damaged. It’s what makes them good cannon-fodder.

2. Haerandir
   May 28th, 2009 at 6:08 am
   

   Maybe it took them 3 minutes to find an agent who was also a qualified heart-masseur.

3. googum
   May 28th, 2009 at 7:25 am
   

   I’ve lost this issue, and I kinda miss it. But I think the Baron and probably the Hydra Agent there are both (spoiler!) LMD’s, so Sam’s lucky they didn’t pop his chest open and take a look.

4. the Original Keith
   May 28th, 2009 at 8:23 am
   

   Hi heart is in his left shoulder?

5. Sean Duggan
   May 28th, 2009 at 10:19 am
   

   FWIW, I grew up believing in the three 3’s of survival. You could go 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, or 3 minutes without air. They were probably wildly inaccurate values, but they gave me a baseline that I carried through adulthood and I’m sure others, including Hydra agents and comic book writers, learned the same.

6. Ben
   May 28th, 2009 at 12:26 pm
   

   No no! You misunderstand. They meant that the massage provided came *from* the heart. That kneeling agent really meant it. Fortunately the downed agent made a full recovery. Unfortunately this was only in time for a shirtless Nick Fury to ride a motorcycle through the wall and kill everyone.

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