Polite Dissent

It’s that time of the month again. Time to see what bizarre searches led people across this wide old internet to Polite Dissent:

The most common searches were Bwana Beast, She-Hulk, Kim Possible (and her various friends and enemies), Pica (especially ice, laundry starch and cardboard), and Dungeons and Dragons adeventures (particularly The Forgotten Temple of Tharzidun). I think I hit a nerve talking about Dave Trampier’s comic strip Wormy because that was a big hit as well. Sadly, I had only one search this month looking for Zatanna naked, and none looking for her in culottes.

rarest disease I’d stick with Kuru, the brain disease transmitted by eating other people’s brains.

obsequious spleen disorder Exactly how can a spleen be obsequious?

useful sentence for conversation in coffee shop Would you like a biscotti with that?

blog gorilla comic library You’re probably looking for Yet Another Comics Blog and his monkey cover Sundays.

empty narcotic bottles on e-bay Every month somebody is searching for this. Why?

correspondance school appliance repair This is a comic book and medical blog; Sally Struthers is not mentioned anywhere.

heimlich maneuver talespin “Baloo, help! I’m choking!”

best neurosurgeon 2004 I’m not sure the best neurosurgeon of 2004 is, but I can tell you that Thomas Elliot is the “best neurosurgeon in the world!” (And remember, the phrase “best neurosurgeon in the world” is © and ™ 2004 by Polite Dissent)

Finally, here are the searches I can’t even begin to explain:

lettuce sedation iceberg allergy

non-cartoon bacteria medium

when will you humans learn feelings