Just Another Day In The Clinic
November 15th, 2009

Another thing I have to tell patients and their families at least a couple of time per week.

Another thing I have to tell patients and their families at least a couple of time per week.
November 15th, 2009 at 11:52 pm
“That’ll be $450. No personal checks, please.”
November 16th, 2009 at 1:46 am
Yes but do you tell them that while wearing an eye mirror in such a fancy and stylish way, for that air of faux authority?
November 16th, 2009 at 3:11 am
By “sanitarium”, did they mean mental health facility or was he confusing it with “sanitorium”?
I ask because I live down the street from a former TB hospital. You can still see the ghosts of the letters SANITORIUM above the front entrance, even though the building has been a facility for developmentally disabled kids for fifty years. And yes, people did go there to live out their remaining years after being diagnosed.
November 16th, 2009 at 5:26 am
Do you also end all your diagnoses with exclamation points?
November 16th, 2009 at 8:31 am
I wish I could send my mother-in-law to a sanatorium/sanitarium!
November 16th, 2009 at 9:10 am
When did Colonel Sanders get a license to practice medicine?
November 16th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Wow… at first I thought this was just another example of a head mirror drawn all wrong, but after closer examination of the man – his bearing, his posture, his look of intense concentration – I realize he’s not a doctor with a head mirror after all – he’s a medical prognosticator with a telepathic intensifier disk attached to his forehead, with which he foresees this woman’s dark future. In fact, I think I remember seeing ads for his $3.99/minute hotline on the Sci-Fi Channel.
Sorry, “SyFy.”
November 16th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
@Bryan L:
Since he discovered the medicinal properties of a well seasoned chicken prepared with a secret covering.
Man, I do feel cured from my illnesses after a bite of that chicken…
November 16th, 2009 at 10:10 pm
I meant “coating”… Maybe “English scrambling” is a collateral effect of that delicious medicine…
November 17th, 2009 at 7:36 am
The emphasis on nothing really sets it off for me. If he would of said “There’s nothing I can do”, I might not have believed him, but NOTHING…Well damn, doesn’t get more serious then that.
November 17th, 2009 at 8:03 am
So that was the meaning of Socrates’s last words… “Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Please, don’t forget to pay the debt.”
November 19th, 2009 at 6:56 am
Ha ha! Yeah he really looks like Colonel Sanders – that KFC guy. Also dont you just love it when the letters get big and bold when they want to stress something.
November 21st, 2009 at 12:39 am
What do you use an eye mirror for? And how should it be placed.
November 21st, 2009 at 4:12 pm
I’m not sure whether that report is good or bad!
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