Important Medical Advice

A quick reminder: Jimmy Olsen is the third most common cause of heart attacks.

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Those of you with good memories may recall that I have warned about this before, but it’s been over three years, and the new evidence keeps piling up — evidence which cannot be denied. If you have a personal or family history of heart disease, for God’s sake, stay away from Jimmy Olsen.

2 Responses to “ Important Medical Advice ”

  1. But how is Olsen doing it? Tacky suits? Smelly hair gel? Psychic heart-stopping powers? The watch that goes zee-zee-zee?

  2. Well, for some of the older guys it might be a dawning suspicion of what being Superman’s “pal” actually entails.

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