This Just In: Candy is Healthy

from Adventure Comics #211
from Adventure Comics #211

Apparently candy is good for you — at least that is according to the well-known peer-reviewed scientific journal Adventure Comics (in this case, issue #211).
candyIt may have something to do with our old friend dextrose.

4 Responses to “ This Just In: Candy is Healthy ”

  1. OH GOD DON’T TELL MY WIFE!!

  2. Funny how they didn’t provide the rest of that Ogden Nash poem … .

  3. ^_^ And really, chocolate isn’t so bad for you. In fact, I’ve seen at least one study which showed that the increased saliva from eating chocolate actually often leaves teeth cleaner after eating it. Of course, anything in excess…

  4. @ Serpent: But Liquor is quicker. . .

    Of course red wine and beer are health foods too. Personally I like my cherry chili bars with single malt.

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