Genes You Didn’t Know Existed
December 23rd, 2004
Filed under: General
I definitely lack the present wrapping gene. Did you see the episode of American Chopper where all the old grease monkeys were trying to wrap presents? I’m a little better than that, but barely.
Thankfully, the Polite-Wife has the gene in abundance. She also has the succesfully unwrap Scott’s scotch tape bound fingers gene.
I also lack the shopping gene, which she undeniably has. The Polite-Wife is an Olympic-class shopper. I don’t mean that in a bad way. She has always been very conservative and responsible about spending, it is shopping as an art form that she excels at.
Better her than me.
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