Picture Quiz: Airfighters
March 11th, 2010
Filed under: Comics

The internet is only coming through in fits and starts tonight, so I’m going to have to put off my annual best of/worst of comic book medicine until tomorrow.
Here’s a scene from the first story in Moonstone’s Airfighters #1. The setting is the Normandy beaches on D-Day, and one American commander is running into more resistance than expected. What’s wrong this panel?
HINT: If you really need a hint, Google “United States Army Officer Rank Insignia”
Valkyrie was on the cover of this comic, yet there is no Valkyrie inside. Where is my Valkyrie?
March 11th, 2010 at 12:38 am
….battlefield promotion…?
(Those O-3 bars mean Captain in the Army, not the Oak Leaf of a Major).
March 11th, 2010 at 2:39 am
I figure the “H” stands for “hologram.”
March 11th, 2010 at 7:48 am
He must have picked up the wrong helmet. Yeah, that’s the ticket.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:22 am
Maybe they’re on a first name basis and “Major” is his first name.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:28 am
Obviously he lied about who he was on the comm.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:37 pm
Wrong rank insignia.
March 12th, 2010 at 1:28 am
Insignia aside, was the term ‘close air support’ in use by the US yet? The concept itself was brand new, and I can’t seem to find any use of the term pre-Korea.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:59 am
I don’t believe it was; the doctrines for CAS were really just developed during the march across France and Germany. We didn’t really have any on D-Day.
March 12th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
Maybe the officer’s promotion has been approved by command and the RTO just ruined the surprise?
EM
March 12th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Never question Lieutenant Scheisskopf’s command structure. Just because the officer may be a Captain, that does not mean that he can’t outrank a Major.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:16 am
Obviously picked up the wrong helmet. I mean, look at it. Assuming it’s not levitating or balancing on a complex system of cables and pulleys, can you picture the shape of the guy’s head underneath that thing?
March 19th, 2010 at 5:49 pm
He has half a navy’s worth of ship’s guns to call in and he’s asking for a damn airplane?
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