Dr Donald Blake, Handyman
March 18th, 2010

Heh, heh. Nice one, Foster. Use his “mallet” indeed.
Oh wait, you were being serious? Damn.
There are about a half a dozen different styles of reflex hammers. The most common in the United States are the Taylor (or Tomahawk) hammer and the Babinski hammer. Personally, I prefer the former, but it’s all a matter of what you’ve trained and feel comfortable with. Blake seems to be using neither of these, but instead a Dejerine reflex hammer (or it might be a Buck reflex hammer, or possibly a plain old ball peen hammer.
March 18th, 2010 at 8:50 am
Looks like you’ve got yesterday’s title text on the picture.
March 18th, 2010 at 9:16 am
Dr. Blake: “Does it hurt when I shatter your kneecap like…THIS?!?!” (CRACK)
Patient: (incoherent screaming and babbling about pain)
March 18th, 2010 at 4:02 pm
“Does it hurt when I shatter your kneecap like…THIS?!?!”
That only happens when the good doctor uses his uru reflex hammer (patent pending).
March 18th, 2010 at 6:42 pm
Bash, thanks for making me spray tea all over my desk. :)
March 18th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
The picture isn’t detailed enough for you to see, but that’s actually a miniature copy of Mjolnir.
March 18th, 2010 at 11:09 pm
But it only generates static electricity.
March 20th, 2010 at 1:31 am
He need only tap it once with mini-Mjolnir on a mortal’s knee to turn the degenerative joint into healthy, strong Asgardian sinew and bone.
If the patient doesn’t pay his bill tapping twice turns it back (see REPO MEN).
March 20th, 2010 at 3:12 am
He taps the knee, and he’s left having to explain why he’s suddenly holding a little twig.
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