Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Brightest Day #0
May 8th, 2010



Maxwell Lord is back, and he’s here with one of the biggest psychic nosebleeds ever. Really, what more can I say (except that I’m glad I’m not cleaning up the mess)?
All previous Psychic and Superpowered Nosebleed Zen posts
May 8th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
And I see he’s carried out the same crime that Wally West and Hal Jordan should be hauled into court for.
May 8th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
Wow. You might as well retire the feature with that one.
May 8th, 2010 at 9:54 pm
Did he put in an IV first?
Way to lampshade it guys!
May 10th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Haha, oh my god. I am just appalled and I’m not even sure why. Maybe because I had an explosive nosebleed myself last night, but not because I was trying to mind control anyone (honest).
May 10th, 2010 at 1:33 pm
Wow. Nose AND eyes. Or did the eyes just get spatter from the nose? And I’m assuming the mouth is NOT bleeding, but that’s by no means a sure thing, I guess. And if all soft tissues are susceptible to psychic nosebleed, then that means Max needs to change his pants. ACtually, that almost makes more sense if … sorry, I’ll stop now.
I’ll just mention that I HATE the Max Lord, Villain characterization. And I really was hoping his death had ended the farce. But no …
May 10th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
Did he put in an IV first?
He did! A few panels before, he was talking about how he’d gotten the IV equipment and blood to make sure he could get through this.
(And what was “this”? Pushing his mental powers to erase the memory of himself from every mind on Earth. Presumably so he can continue his KILL ALL METAHUMANS plots.)
May 13th, 2010 at 8:47 am
Now how did he destroy every hardcopy edition of every newspaper, magazine, newsletter, etc. that ever reported on any of his activities? If he had an anti-Oracle on his payroll, that would cover the Internet. But all that surviving hardcopy in every language in use during his lifetime?
Forget it. The amnesia’s not going to last very long.
May 13th, 2010 at 8:48 am
Oh, and I forgot the CDs, DVDs and videotape archives off the net. Around the world, people.
May 13th, 2010 at 7:13 pm
Back in the original Sentry miniseries, the worldwide brainwashing got around the hardcopy issue by saying all that stuff was still there, but people just ignored them as part of the brainwashing.
May 15th, 2010 at 9:39 pm
So how long before people remember all that stuff re: the Sentry now that he’s supposedly dead?
I know: forever plus one day. No way is Marvel going to rework the whole continuity like that.
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