House — Episode 21 (Season 6): “Help Me” [Season Finale]

The Season Finale of House, Season Six, and it summed up the season in a microcosm: moderately interesting case and uninspired medicine all sacrificed in the name of soap opera.

Spoiler Alert!!

There has been a crane collapse in Trenton and Cuddy rushes over to lend a hand. House heads over too for reasons of his own, most of which have to do with Cuddy. They spend most of their time triaging victims (deciding who needs treatment first, and who can wait). House diagnoses one person with a skull fracture noting that she has a Glasgow Coma Score (GCS) of 11 (a “moderate” brain injury). He tells Cuddy that her patient is unlikely to survive, so not to waste resources on him. Cuddy agrees, telling the paramedics that the patient is expectant (expected to die — and he does die a short time later).

Foreman is treating the crane operator, who apparently fell asleep on the job. House finds a stash of caffeine pills in the operator’s pocket; he says he was taking them plus drinking coffee – something he doesn’t normally do — all in an attempt to stay awake. Given the fact that the operator fell asleep despite all the caffeine he was consuming, House suspects there is an underlying neurological problem. He has Foreman take the operator back to the hospital to evaluate.

Later, sitting by himself, House hears a clanging sound from deep in the rubble. He alerts the other rescuers, but they can’t find anything. Undaunted, he crawls into the rubble himself and finds Hanna, a woman whose leg is pinned by a heavy beam.

Back at the hospital, the team’s initial diagnosis of the crane operator includes vasovagal episode (a fainting spell), sick sinus syndrome (the heart’s natural pacemaker is not working correctly), or a meningioma (a tumor of the membrane that surrounds the brain). Taub believes the operator simply fell asleep on the job. House suspects a space-occupying lesion (like a hematoma, abscess, or tumor), so orders an MRI.

The paramedics cannot get an intravenous line in Hanna, so House places an intraosseous line (where IV fluids are directed into the bone marrow instead of a vein). It becomes clear that Hanna is trapped by a support beam, so Cuddy and the paramedics recommend amputating her leg or risk crush syndrome (basically, when muscle is crushed it releases a bunch of toxic substances. As long as the muscle remains trapped, these toxins are sealed off from the body, but once the crush is relieved, all the toxins come pouring into the rest of the blood stream causing kidney failure and other serious problems). Hanna will have none of it and House convinces them to give it a few more hours to remove the rubble over the beam. He promises that they will not need to cut her leg off. House wants to head back to the hospital, but Hanna has a panic attack being left alone, so he stays.

The MRI is normal, but the crane operator starts bleeding from both the nose and eye, suggesting something is wrong. Chase thinks that he has a brain infection — but he’s not showing any fever, so House favors a venous sinus thrombosis (a clot in the large veins that drain the brain) and wants the team to perform a venogram.

An attempt is made to lift the beam off Hanna’s leg. It seems to work at first, but a secondary collapse occurs and her leg is still trapped. Furthermore, she suffers a tension pneumothorax (a dangerous type of collapsed lung), which House relieves with a needle thoracostomy.

The venogram is normal, but now the operator is running a fever. The new differential includes a subarachnoid bleed or meningitis. House orders a lumbar puncture.

Cuddy tells House that it’s time to face reality: they need to amputate Hanna’s leg. House insists he can buy her more time by treating her elevated potassium with glucose and insulin. However, in the end, he agrees with Cuddy, and climbs into the rubble to tell Hanna that her leg must be amputated to free her. He tells her about his leg injury and how he wishes his leg had been cut off. She agrees to the procedure, and House performs the amputation himself, getting her free of the rubble. He climbs into the ambulance alongside Hanna and her husband for the ride back to the hospital, leaving his cane behind.

The spinal tap was normal, but now the patient is in a coma. House realizes that his symptoms (passing out, bleeding, coma) always occur at times of elevated blood pressure. From this, he deduces that the patient has an arachnoid cyst on his lower spine. He is about to order a CT scan to confirm when

Hanna starts to have trouble breathing and her blood pressure is dropping rapidly. A quick exam shows no evidence of pneumothorax (collapsed lung) or tamponade (bleeding into the sac around the heart), so he deduces that she has a pulmonary embolism (blood clot in the lung) from being trapped in the rubble for too long. He gives her Streptokinase, a thrombolytic (drug which dissolved blood clots), but when he sees no response, he realizes that she must have a large fat embolism (a clot made up of fat), which can be a complication of orthopedic surgeries such as an amputations (or caused by the trauma itself). Unfortunately, there is little that can be done for a fat embolism and Hanna dies before she can get to the hospital.

Dispirited, House returns to his apartment and grabs the Vicodin bottles he has stashed there. He is sitting on the floor, contemplating taking the medication, when Cuddy walks in and tells him that she has called it off with Lucas…

House #621

Most of tonight’s medicine was trauma medicine, and area I (thankfully) don’t practice much in. I’d like to hear what any emergency physicians, paramedics, or EMTs thought. As usual, major complaints are in red, minor complaints are in blue, and nit-picking ones in green:

Streptokinase is not routinely carried on ambulances. ( I say “routinely” only because I know there have been a few studies run on pre-hospital thrombolysis in myocardial infarctions, but they use more modern thrombolytics.)
allRecent surgery is a relative contraindication to thrombolytic use (as opposed to an “absolute contraindication”, so it can be used if it is felt that the benefits outweigh the risks – but remember, we have no idea if Hanna suffered other injury from the collapse. She very well may be bleeding internally.
allThrombolytics time to work; they’re not immediate.

House didn’t cure her tension pneumothorax, he merely converted it to an open pneumothorax. A less dangerous situation to be sure, but still a collapsed lung.

High potassium is not the only toxin in crush injuries — though it is probably the main one, or at least the one of immediate concern.

Spinal arachnoid cysts present with spinal cord compression symptoms (if they have symptoms at all). Blaming one for unconsciousness, coma, and bleeding from the nose and eyes is quite a stretch. A cyst large enough to cause problems like that would have demonstrated spinal cord symptoms long before.

ABCs. They should have intubated her as soon as she had trouble in the ambulance. It may not have saved her life, but it could have bought her time. You can deliver a lot more oxygen by endotracheal tube than by face mask.

HouseGlucose + insulin is a valid way of dropping an elevated potassium in emergency situations (though at this point, she was still trapped, so worrying about treating the hyperkalemia is premature)

I know of no hard and fast rules about how long you wait in a crush injury before amputation, other than that amputation is considered the treatment of last resort, used in immediately life threatening situations (building on the verge of collapse, for instance).

I’m not sure I buy his statement that he can’t put her out because it will depress her respirations too much. True, she has a pneumothorax, and she’s in a difficult location to keep a close eye on, but surely they can give something stronger than what they gave her.

House #621

The medical mystery of the crane operator was interesting, but only made up a small part of the episode. Still, I give it a B+. The solution was quite a stretch and only deserves a measly D+. The medicine in the hospital was pretty good, even if the solution was poor. I have some serious concerns about the medicine in the field, especially the need for an amputation at that point (and even earlier, when Cuddy originally suggested it), and the use of Streptokinase. Overall, I give it a C. The soap opera was good, though it needed more Wilson (and more Foreman — he really got ripped off this season); I give it a B+.

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224 Responses to “ House — Episode 21 (Season 6): “Help Me” [Season Finale] ”

  1. After reflecting a bit, I think this is probably the most logical way to end the season. Good drama this time.

  2. Speaking of amputations — What would be the pros and cons of amputating House’s bad leg? How likely is it that he would have phantom limb pain that would leave him in severe pain? Would it make a difference whether the amputation was done at the time of the infarction or now?

  3. He’s hallucinating!!

  4. I couldn’t get into this episode. The drama seemed forced and inconsistent. Not much humour in this episode either (for obvious reaons) which killed part of the reason to watch the show in the first place.

    Here’s hoping for an upkick in Season 7.

  5. Just for the record…Yes we as EMTs (dependent on state and local protocols) are trained in intraosseous access of the tibia or in cases the humerus. Esp when using the EZ-IO.

  6. At one point when House was down in the garage with Hannah there was a flash to House seated on the floor in his place playing with Vicodin (or something) and then it went back to the garage. Perhaps this is an indication that all is not as it seems.

    As for the unwillingness to give Hannah anything stronger, I can remember seeing one of those “Life in the ER” type of shows which are filmed in actual ERs (as opposed to the kind Hollywood uses) and they had a cop who’d been either shot or stabbed in the chest. He was still conscious, needed emergency surgery to save his life, and they told him there was nothing they could give him for the pain. It always struck me as being a bit odd that they didn’t at least give him a local, since that would have helped at least a little bit. Had I been Hannah, I’d have asked for something to bite down on while they cut my leg off.

  7. To Tuckerfan-

    that wasn’t a hallucination or ‘all isn’t as it seems’. Remember that most of the episode takes place ‘eight hours before’ the end huddy scene. It shows house at the end before cuddy comes. So that was technichally a ‘flash forward’ to show ‘oh, that injury came from there’.

    It might have also been house remembering and reflecting, because as you said it was him sitting with the vicodin and the reason for the middle of the episode was to show how he got there. The stress Almost made him snap and take the drugs.

    I could be wrong but I think that was only to remind people that this wasn’t in the present.

  8. Just wanna say, thanks for taking the time to put these reviews together. Very informative.

    Despite being kind of lukewarm about most of this past season, I was getting into these last few episodes. House’s realisations about ’sober =/= happy’ and failed attempts at relationships sort of made up for the real move away from semi-realistic medical mystery.

    Unfortunately, I find myself agreeing with the review on The AV Club website about the conclusion to the soap opera side of the show.
    “Having Cuddy show up at the end is too easy, because it’s what we all want when we’re alone and afraid and miserable. We want the person we love but can’t have to show up at our door and change everything, and that’s not how life works, and we deserve better than to be lied to by shows like this that pretend to dig deeper.”
    This is actually a pretty good summation of most of my issues with the show. Season 7 could be interesting but I’m not particularly hopeful…

  9. I know you don’t critique the “soap opera” as you call it, but seriously, I have been waiting a YEAR for that ending! I loved it so much. I jumped and did a happy dance. I just cannot wait to see how their relationship develops. The episode was meh but they totally made up for it in the last five minutes.

  10. Something that bugged me: Cuddy broke up with Lucas? When? Was it right before she went to House’s house?

    The ending seemed a bit deus ex machina to me.

  11. The show seems to love that stab-in-the-chest treatment. They used it here, in the Antarctica episode, and at least one other time. Is “open pneumothorax” the same thing as I learned in first aid class to refer to as a “sucking chest wound” (more accurately, as the probable result of a sucking chest wound)? Because they never seem to address the idea that having a hole in your chest wall is generally considered to be a bad thing.

    The soap opera felt very abrupt to me, as Cuddy stops just short of telling House to get out of her life forever mid-episode (seriously, it felt that the only reason she didn’t actually fire him right there was that he has tenure) and less than 4 (in-show) hours later shows up at his house in a scene bearing more than a passing resemblance to the penultimate show of last season. Considering that a good portion of that time she would have been busy at the trauma site, that’s a MIGHTY quick change of heart.

    More Wilson would have been good, but if Sam has to come with it I’ll pass thanks. On the plus side, we got some non-philanderrific Taub action this week. At least I hope it was. I will be REALLY disappointed if next season it turns out that his concern for 13 is largely driven by the fact that she flashed him a few weeks ago.

  12. It’d suck if the s07ep1 will start with House waking up in his bathroom after hallucinating again.

  13. I can’t have been the only one impressed when they actually showed the carotid system when they were checking for leaks.

  14. @Ghost009, what county do you work in?? Maybe as an EMT-P, but we usually just call those paramedics… As for the mass casualty incident, triage tags would have been a nice prop. START triage doesn’t use the glascow coma scale; just check basic mental status. It looked like he was bleeding enough that he would have warranted an “immediate” transport priority with or without the altered level of consciousness. Why wasn’t she administered local anesthetics for the amputation?

  15. As ever, thanks for the review, Scott.

    A few things that bugged me, even though I’m just a layman and probably dead wrong:

    “Stick the IV in her tibia?” I thought you used a special IO needle for that. A discussion of IOs by an EMT here: http://randomreality.blogware.com/blog/_archives/2009/9/14/4321010.html

    “The crane driver must have a neurological problem, because he blacked out despite the caffiene?” Couldn’t caffiene poisoning have caused that very symptom?

    Can one doctor on his own really carry out an amputation like that? I suppose there wasn’t much room for anyone else down there, but it still seemed odd that House was the only medic.

    Medical stuff aside, I found this episode a bit slow in the middle, but it really picked up towards the end. I didn’t really give a damn about the poor crane driver – what was the point of that bit of the story? But then, “Dead patient? What a horrible note to end the series on! How are they possibly going to cheer us up? OMG Cuddy loves him! Hooray!”

  16. I’m with Ryon, that was definitely too DEM for me…it wouldn’t surprise me a bit if he were hallucinating again. It also wouldn’t surprise me if this were a side effect of a suicide attempt. I hope the writers have something really good in store for S7EP01. Otherwise I loved this ep!

  17. Actually reperfusion syndrome/injury would be the main problem with the potassium going high, the crush syndrome would be later with ck increasing/rhabdo ending in renal failure, bicarb used for potassium (per story) would help out somewhat/maybe. Local anesthetic infiltration, due to the lack of perfusion on the leg, probably would not work due to tissue acidosis. Also, the risk of iv injection would risk seizures or cardiovascular collapse. It seems that the poor lady was going into shock (House worried about inc BP causing more bleeding) and after amputation for sure BP would go down, so any anesthetics would make shock worse plus add some respiratory depression especially with catecholamine depletion which is a real worry in this situation. The needle thoracostomy was a nice touch but has risks of failure plus trauma to certain arteries or organs. Differential to the fat emboli is a venous air embolism which is also a risk from the amputation. As for Cuddy, with the way the writers are, this is probably a hallucination with a really oddball story line for the season premiere or a short lived event.

  18. I don’t understand how anyone can say it was a change of heart for cuddy. Not sure if it was in season 5 or earlier where cuddy was the happiest I have ever seen her in the show and was going to House’s office to talk with him. Then she noticed that he was in his office with some blonde woman. She looked crushed.

    Also I really don’t mind people critisizing (totally spelled that wrong I believe) the show. However most people who watch this show should focus on the story more then what methods they used and if it was right or not.

    This is house, when does he ever do anything by the book.

  19. I am still too thrilled so I’ll just say this – if he is hallucinating I am sure Brian Singer will be hanged from a tree by a mob of angry fans immediately after the premiere in September! I’m late for work so I’ll rant enthusiastically later :)

  20. I thought the part about not giving too much narcotics in the field before the amputation was about right. To sedate her to the point of pain-free would have cause too much respiratory depression esp. with the pneumothorax. Could they have intubated her in the field and then given her a heavier dose of narcotics? I guess in an emergent situation there’s no time for all that.

    You can’t give streptokinase push bolus like that due to profound hypotesion.

    Did anyone catch Wilson answer his dirty cell phone then go right back to suturing? gross!

  21. Is anybody else a little tired of close ups of Cuddy’s eyelashes blinking slowly as she Registers Emotion?

  22. I’m a medical writer who has interviewed several patients, among them a physician, who experienced almost immediate, significant effects from thrombolytics including (years ago) streptokinase. These people were all given the drugs in the ER for heart attacks or strokes, not for pulmonary embolisms.

    Re the question “Can one doctor on his own really carry out an amputation like that?” There was a true story a few years ago about a hiker in Colorado who got pinned under a rock. He was alone and was going to die if he didn’t get free, so he amputated his own arm. No kidding.

    I usually don’t like season finales that rely on disasters to ramp up the drama. The ending of this episode of “House” made it all worthwhile, however. The death of the patient and the final scene with Cuddy were unexpected but believable, a commendable combination at a time when many TV shows are too predictable or far-fetched.

    I agree that humor is one of the major reasons to watch “House,” and it was of necessity absent from this episode. I also miss Wilson, whose interactions with House have presented many opportunities for laughs over the years. I can’t stand the ex-wife, Sam. I hope she gets hit by a bus next season.

  23. at whoever asked the amputation question; i’m not a doctor but i think it would’ve been best if they amputated the leg while the infarction was messing things up. had they now he’d still feel pain and would have trouble walking so it really wouldn’t make much of a difference for house.

    as for the crane operator, wouldn’t a neurochemical imbalance or an issue with the “wiring” of the brain play a role in his symptoms? sure we know what caffeine intoxication can do, but would it to that extent?

    i had issues with the scenes in the rubble, some of which were previously addressed.

    I also agree with the comment on the ending, it seemed a bit deus ex machina in my mind as well. Don’t get me wrong, as much as a lot of people would want a Huddy, I’d rather have a Hirteen (house and 13). IMO both are cavalier in certain aspects, have almost similar attitudes toward certain kinds of people. Both have done drugs and engaged in other self-destructive behaviors. If you think about it, they’re more perfect for each other than house and cuddy are. That’s just my opinion.

    Thanks Scott for posting medical reviews of this show, for it is interesting to read how an episode progressed from a medical perspective. Looking forward to reviews for season 7.

  24. Every EMT has ketamine on board. No respiratory depression, that was a major major flaw in the episode. House is finally being no better than Grey’s Anatomy…
    And the “From the Darkness Into the Light” scene at the end was complete bullshit, too.

  25. I actually really enjoyed the ending, obviously it was a bit hollywood happy movie ending with no realism in it but due to him having given up on his therapist in the penultimate episode and having gone through 6 long years (seasons) of depression/battle with addiction/etc it was nice to actually see a HAPPY ending to a house season.

    Season 5 ending? ODing on Vicodin checking into mayfield.
    Season 4 ending? Amber dies House almost dies and Wilson deserts him.

    The other seasons didn’t have particular ending but my point is obvious. Why is it not allowed to have a cliche but happy ending to a season?

  26. There was a quick little medical thing that I loved: House notices one victim’s toes are purple and realizes it’s a sign of atherosclerotic emboli in a smoker. Lets him die. Cool.

  27. I guess this was an ok way to prep for Season 7 but did anyone else notice that even AFTER Cuddy told House that she left Lucas for good b/c she loved him, that House couldn’t bring himself to say it back to her even though it choked him up and *almost* brought a tear to his eye?

    It would have been a more believable ending for those that wanted “Huddy” for him to say it back to her so they could go riding off in to the sunset, hand in hand to Season 7…

    I was surprised that the swerve they faked us out with (House relapsing on alcohol and/or narcotics) was merely a red-herring designed to keep people from thinking about the ‘Huddy’ angle that was mostly neglected this season…. Yay for something that the writers got right.

    Things probably won’t be as rosy next season as people hope they will be based off of what they think the direction is that this went in during the last 3 minutes….I predict that PP will be a very interesting place this fall with Remy asking for a leave to deal with her Huntington’s… (kudos for those who picked up on her hand tremors at the lesbian bar), Taub’s continued marital flip-floppery & Wilson’s re-engagement to Sam.

    Did anyone else notice that the only two who were “drama free” at the end of this were Foreman and Chase?

    Let’s hope the writers get their collective $h!t together during the off season and get some quality (not hollywood) back in the show for Season 7 else the franchise is in real trouble.

    And last but certainly NOT least, a BIG thanks to Scott for letting us all hang out at his place Monday nights and relax while talking about our favorite medical drama… Without this place, the world would be a little less friendly….

    I hope to see all of you back in the Fall for the start of what will hopefully be a renaissance and a resurgence in quality to the best show on TV..

    Till then..don’t be idiots….. :)
    -H

  28. All through this episode I honestly thought this would end with House incoherent on his bathroom floor, having gone back to his addiction (as addicts do). That would have been a typical lame TV-style “none of that actually happened” episode but to be honest it would’ve been stronger than having Cuddy come out of nowhere. Not to mention more believable…

  29. One point that I think has been overlooked (so far) is that, despite his efforts to keep the patient at a distance (sometimes literally), House ends up bonding with her anyway, and that’s why he comes apart when she dies. Surely a senior physician like House already knows that a doctor can do everything right, and still lose the patient. But this is the same Dr. Gregory House who actually seemed to take pride in “not giving a crap” about his patients as people; Hanna broke through his detachment in a way that not even Dr. Cate Milton did in the 4th season episode “Frozen.”

    I thought it was a nice offbeat moment when Hanna asks House to pray with her, and House has to say he doesn’t believe in God, whereupon Hanna says she doesn’t believe in God, either – I’m reminded of that hoary chestnut about how there are no atheists in foxholes.

    And yes, I kept waiting for Cuddy to magically disappear after her big speech about breaking up with Lucas and not being able to stop thinking about House. I had absolutely no problem with Cuddy showing up to check on him, but what she had to say did seem a bit too neat, too much of what House *wanted* to hear.

  30. If the writers re-used the hallucination angle AGAIN to end a season (like they did the whole half of Season 5) then this series is certainly wrecked beyond any hope of repair….

    Lets hope not.

  31. Hallucination or no, this may well be regarded as the moment when House jumped the shark.

  32. Thanks for the medicine, Scott–I had a question about the Hanna case which you answered. The crane operator story did seem to fade out abruptly–maybe it wasn’t the arachnoid thingie after all…? I actually wondered if I might have missed a final tag scene.

    I think that House, when listing to Cuddy possible complications of amputation, mentioned “fat embolism,” pointing up the tragic aspect. And he did make it clear that the streptokinase was dangerous. As Scott notes, the pneumothorax (not “cured”) sets up the need to operate without anaesthesia. I felt that the writers were at least putting some effort into the medicine, though perhaps only in service of the drama.

    I thought this was an interesting complement to the previous episode, in which House explains that he thought if he tried to be good he would be happy (as Hanna also thinks). Strange that the sophisticated cynic of season 1 has turned out to be so naive. Presumably the finale is not a hallucination but a case of “be careful what you wish for.”

    I thought that House came close in this ep. to becoming Wilson, the guy who holds the hand of his dying patient.

  33. The EMTs seemed fairly incompetent to me in this one.

    How’s their knowledge amount for accuracy, anyone who knows?

  34. I am not very crazy about dark disaster scenes. However, it is interesting to see how House is developing over the past few episodes into a person who, in his own dark way, is almost nice to people. I hope they give his relationship with Cuddy a shot on the show. It would certainly make for a whole new face for the program.

    13 taking some time off–well, I hate to say it, but I would enjoy some new fellows about the place. I have never liked Taub and he becomes more despicable in each episode. Foreman has foibles. Chase is flawed.

    I would have enjoyed a bit more info on the crane operator’s medical condition in the show, but thank goodness for Scott’s analysis to save the day.

    I presume House did not get his cane back–was there a symbolism in the shot showing it left behind? I hope his motorcycle was retrieved!

  35. Anyone note the cane being left behind? Wonder what that’s about. I have a feeling there’s more than meets the eye and not neccessarily him hallucinating. I think they want us to think he is. Or at least question. But that cane..I’m thinking means something.

    And did 13 kinda creep anyone else out? She was almost like crazy looking. Which might be the point. I was more impressed with her acting as the season went on.

    And yes, more Wilson is ALWAYS needed.<3

  36. People are complaining that the ending was very convenient and unrealistic. For the first time in six seasons, the main character has a real chance to be happy. It has become more and more apparent as time goes on that House is just as human as anyone else, and he does want to be happy. To me, it seems that he has tried his hardest to get on with life, only for everything to crumble around him each time he tries. I am disappointed that the medicine has taken a bit of a back seat as of late, but the character of Gregory House is the only reason I kept watching the series anyway.

  37. imo this episode should of been the series finale.. 13’s huntington’s coming around.. the hookup.. i think we got the ending we got in case the show doesnt come back next year

  38. Like a few other commenters, I am leery of whether or not that really was Cuddy and not House’s brain but a couple of things argue against it:

    Last year he was dosing the Vidocin pretty heavy – and that was the explanation for the hallucination of them getting it on. He’s not gone back to the Vicodin yet, so why exactly would he hallucinate Cuddy coming to save him and declare her love?

    It would also be really bad to turn this into a “Bobby Ewing in the shower” moment.

    I just don’t know whether to give the writers credit for teasing the relapse so hard then delivering the big swerve to produce the long-awaited “Huddy”. There’s a lot of dramatic potential in this new relationship but at the same time I don’t want them to “fix” House any further.

  39. One of the most interesting things about the episode in my mind was that the entire episode was shot on a digital SLR. When you think of the size of normal film cameras, the fact that technology has gotten to the point where you can shoot HD video with a small SLR is pretty cool.

  40. The cane left behind… My interpretation.
    House has real pain from the leg but the pain is psychological, as we saw long ago when Cuddy gave him a placebo which affected him like morphine. Remember that the leg operation alienated him from his wonderful girlfriend–he saw it as a betrayal on her part.
    After House did the right thing by Hanna, after bonding with her, he was sufficiently pain-free to forget his cane. For a moment, doing good meant feeling good. After she died, walking into the hospital, he almost collapsed. He did good but he did not feel good. He is not Wilson, cannot be Wilson.
    Basically he needs Cuddy or Vicodin–as a crutch, so to speak… I must admit that I think the most satisfying ending would have been for him to flush his stash, without Cuddy appearing, but maybe that would be too extreme.

    BTW, isn’t Cuddy being rather cavalier in dismissing her baby’s father-figure? What will she say when Rachel (?) asks where Lucas is?

  41. So many ideas in this episode. First, House bonding with the patient, then not being able to deal with her dying. Yes, he’s always stayed away from patients, but I’ve always thought that was the result not of being totally insensitive, but of being too sensitive. He’s built all these walls around himself to keep people from hurting him. And he let a wall down in this episode and look what happened. I honestly thought he was going to overdose on the Vicodin to try and kill himself at the end.

    Second, Cuddy appearing actually surprised me. Last season, we expected something to happen between them in the last two shows. This time, I didn’t expect it at all. I have to say that, unrealistic as any happy ending for them may be, this felt just as good as Carrie and Mr. Big finally working it out at the end of Sex and the City. Lots of us have that bad boy in the past with whom nothing would really have worked, but we dream about it anyway. It’s nice to see if happen for someone else. :-)

    Third, 13 asking for time off. I’ve been on a House episode watching marathon, and I think there are some clues that 13 and Taub may actually be involved. And there was one very obvious look they exchanged last night that made me wonder if that’s what’s behind her wanting to be away. That, plus their dialog in House’s office at the end.

    And last, was it a hallucination? I agree with D-r Bulgaria that if it was, Bryan Singer might need bodyguards. UNLESS, that is, this entire season has been a hallucination. I don’t see how they dare do that after the uproar (and endless mocking) over the Dallas season that was a hallucination, but if it was, these guys would make it interesting. I’m hoping they’ve just decided that they’ve danced around it too long and they, like Cuddy, have to find out if it could work. I can’t wait to see what happens next season.

  42. “at whoever asked the amputation question; i’m not a doctor but i think it would’ve been best if they amputated the leg while the infarction was messing things up. had they now he’d still feel pain and would have trouble walking so it really wouldn’t make much of a difference for house.”

    Thank you, bryce. On various boards and lists, whenever the subject of House’s pain comes up, someone writes that he should “just” get the leg amputated so he wouldn’t be in pain any more. But it doesn’t necessarily work that way.

  43. “The soap opera felt very abrupt to me, as Cuddy stops just short of telling House to get out of her life forever mid-episode (seriously, it felt that the only reason she didn’t actually fire him right there was that he has tenure) and less than 4 (in-show) hours later shows up at his house in a scene bearing more than a passing resemblance to the penultimate show of last season. Considering that a good portion of that time she would have been busy at the trauma site, that’s a MIGHTY quick change of heart.”

    This seems to sum up a lot of the criticism of the final scene, but after thinking about it, here’s my interpretation of Cuddy’s action throughout the episode: Cuddy had already turned down Lucas’ proposal before the episode started. She realized that stability was important, but when it came to “forever”, she couldn’t do it because of her feelings toward House. She wanted to believe that there was a chance for them. However, House’s actions during the beginning of the episode led her to believe that it was not a possibility..he would never change. This disappointment led her to say that she didn’t love him and that basically, he treated his friends like crap. However, as the episode unfolded, and she witnessed House’s interaction with Hannah, she was very moved and decided to give it a try.

    I actually think her actions were quite consistent….but how did she get into his apartment?? He left the door unlocked? She has a key?? P.S. This was NOT a hallucination. It will not go smoothly for them, and if it brings back the snarkiness, even better. Will his team be aware of their new relationship? How do they handle the employer/employee relationship?

    I also don’t understand Scott’s criticism about the amputation. She was trapped under the rubble with no chance to get her out. It was tried and it caused further collapse. If they had amputated when Cuddy wanted to do it, I think she would have had a better chance for survival because her overall condition would have been better.

  44. @ Judy:

    “BTW, isn’t Cuddy being rather cavalier in dismissing her baby’s father-figure? What will she say when Rachel (?) asks where Lucas is?”

    Does it matter? Since Cuddy did a “Brangelina” & Rachel is adopted, Lucas wasn’t her father anyway….she can just go back to being her mommy like she was before Lucas ever came around.

  45. The 10, 15 mins tops, of House and Cuddy talking about non-medical stuff in this episode was great. The phone calls back to the office to treat the crane operator were ok but something that had already been done before more than once. Everything with Hannah just seemed forced and almost surreal, like everyone was just going through the motions. Also, I have a hard time believing House, as a person that prides himself on rationality, would think “There’s someone under there and I’m the best doctor here plus I have a bad leg so I should crawl down there and help her.” No, I didn’t buy that as being genuine even for a second. It just doesn’t fit his character at all. He also used the phrase ‘Begs the question’ when he really meant ‘Raises the question’ which bothered me more than it should, perhaps, but is still not a mistake House would make.

  46. I actually think that House WOULD have gone after what he was quite convinced was someone trapped under the rubble, not out of some sense of altruism but rather because he’s stubborn. He was quite convinced that he was right and that there was someone down there. He is prone to doing dangerous, stupid things to prove himself right, and I don’t see how diving into the rubble is much different than self-experimenting or dosing himself with physostigmine.

  47. “Having Cuddy show up at the end is too easy, because it’s what we all want when we’re alone and afraid and miserable. We want the person we love but can’t have to show up at our door and change everything, and that’s not how life works, and we deserve better than to be lied to by shows like this that pretend to dig deeper.”

    Oh, no, no. You see, bad endings can get too predictable when you’re talking about a TV series that runs for a few years. That’s the whole point — it was totally *expected* that House will be going back on drugs — and that would be simply boring! Come on, we’ve seen enough of his misery and self torture already, they squeezed everything they possibly could out of that. They needed to move on, to create something new. A surprize. A relief. As an ending to season 3, I agree, this would have been lame! But now? Best thing they could do! Actually, I believe this should be THE END.

  48. Interestingly, each of the first five seasons ended with something depressing happening to House:

    1st season: Stacy and House “separation”
    2nd season: House is shot and has a strange dream episode
    3rd season: Chase, Foreman, and Cameron all leave the team in some way
    4th season: The Amber catastrophe
    5th season: House ODs on vicodin and is admitted to a hospital

    So finally we get something of a happy ending to a season. It’s about time. :)

  49. I spent the day busy with usual worries at work (including patients unwilling to pay), but at the end of the day I remembered what was the reason I smiled when leaving the House. I carefully thought it over and over again and I see 3 possible beginnings of season 7:
    1. House wakes up to find he has OD on Vicodin and have hallucinated the whole thing (bad s**tty solution and it would be also REPEATING of an idea and that is never good on TV. Least favored solution – I certainly hope that the writers and the producers are smarter than that. Starting the next season on the same music as this one is just plain stupid.
    2. House attempted to suicide with a high dose of Vicodin he is comatose and is dreaming the whole thing, he wakes up in the hospital to find out that Cuddy did call off the whole engagement thing out of guilt and love or that she is already married (well that would be a perfect solution for somebody who loves bad endings – we already had 5 seasons ending on a band note how about a little happy ending just for a change? I’m going back to my idea of hanging Brian Singer, or may be using tar and feathers)
    3. It is all real and I did not almost cry while smiling this morning just to be hit in the face with a dose of cynicism (hurray Huddy!). The proof for this – House asked: “What if I am hallucinating again?” While Cuddy’s answer was idiotic (if he is hallucinating he could have easily hallucinated NOT taking the pills while he have taken them) it IMO was the producers and writers way of telling us “Smile you guys this is real!”
    To stop me from crying again I will switch to medicine which was almost absent this episode but the small stuff present was nice and messy:
    1. Caffeine overdose is a good way of losing consciousness or falling asleep after it’s action wares off. It should have been included in the differential.
    2. Crush syndrome and rhabdo and re perfusion syndrome are all bad things – however for House to suggest treatments BEFORE the leg is released is stupid. None of the things he suggested would have worked while the leg was still there.
    3. Local anesthesia is a valid way to kill of pain for that kind of amputation. The best idea would be spinal anesthesia with lydocain – however here it seems impossible because the patient cannot roll. So infiltrating the nerves with lydocain above the crush site and below the waist line would do the trick. I have witnessed semideasarticaluation (removing of half the lower jaw) on local anaestesia and I know it could (probably) be done for extremities as well.
    4. The final diagnosis for the POW did not seem to match the symptoms at all. But our guest already complained about that so…
    I REALLY REALLY am hoping that this was genuine happy ending and not some kind of lie (any kind). The next season would be funny intriguing and dramatic enough just by watching these two putting their act together. I mean this is House we are talking about – him in a committed relationship, with a baby in his hands. Fun, fun, fun :). I bid you all farewell until September but I’ll check and read to see if there is any news here – and I would also like to thank our host here – this blog rocks! I enjoy it almost as much as the show now – so keep up the good work. TTFM!

  50. I just passed my Paramedic exam last week, and we spend a decent amount of time on crush syndrome. It begins to set in as early as an hour after the patient being crushed.

  51. Just my own (probably completely off) musings, but does anyone else suppose that the episode could have been an hallucination but, wait for it, that it was actually Cuddy who was trapped under the building and died, forcing House into depression, Vicodin, and a drug fuelled psychological barrier against what actually happened?

  52. wow….thanks for all the medical reviews~~
    it’s really interesting to read all the comments
    but also confusing cause some of the medical stuff are contradicting…lol

    Q: do patients always die from fat embolism when their situation is as bad as hanna’s?

    P.S. loving the ending!!! kinda sudden
    but after all, it’s a DRAMA~~

  53. the problem with the ending, is that nobody ever believed for a second on the Lucas-Cuddy relationship

    he was good looking, smart and young, so a woman with a baby, who’s at least a decade older is very likely to want to have sex with him and even have a semi casual relationship

    moving in together might be a stretch but in no way she’s going to marry him

    it was all done for House to be jealous but the problem is that it wasn’t done by Cuddy but by the writers

    Cuddy is not the kind of character that will form a relationship just to pissed House off, and neither she’s the kind of character that would marry to Lucas

    so it doesn’t work either way, so the ending rings false

  54. When House measures Hanna’s BP, he uses a sphygmomanometer, but no stethoscope. I am aware that you can get an approximate systolic blood pressure by palpating the radial artery while inflating the sphygmomanometer’s cuff, but is that really sufficient in this case?

  55. I felt the whole crane operator story was a bit tacked on. I’d rather just cut that out and focus on House, Cuddy, and Hanna.

    I’d rather the “mystery” be based on house in the present flashing back to the events of the night before. The viewer trying to figure out how he got to his end state. (also the scene of him ripping the mirror from the wall would have been an excellent way to start the episode)

    This episode felt really rushed. Cuddy tells House she’s engaged, and then by the end of the episode she’s broken up and admits to loving house? I feel like they wanted to do another two-hour episode but were forced to do only a one hour one. Then they decided not to cut anything (It would make the fact that they abbreviated the opening sequence make sense).

    Overall, I think I would have enjoyed the ending more if after Cuddy admitted her feelings, she told House that they have no real future. Kind of a reversal of what he did to Stacy. That way season 7 would be about Cuddy and Lucas getting married and House being miserable.

    Overall, a pretty lackluster episode. I felt that the scenes with Hanna and House alone would have been worthy of an episode (There certainly was enough detail there), without the need to interject a bunch of random drama into the mix.

    * Oh, and I’m a little sad that we didn’t get a close on House’s psychiatrist. It would have been nice to have House go to him after the events of the night and end with them reconciling.

  56. “The MRI is normal, but the crane operator starts bleeding from both the nose and eye, suggesting something is wrong”

    It wasn’t just a psychic nosebleed?
    Sorry if someone got to that already – I’m at work and didn’t have time to read *all* the comments.

  57. Did anybody notice that in the first scene – the one before the flashback – House’s ear was bandaged, and at the end, it wasn’t? I wonder if that’s a continuity goof or a clue?

  58. Why do people think its surprising Cuddy has a change of heart from earlier in the episode when she was mad at him? Obviously House’s heartfelt acknowledgment of how his pain has affected him and his realisation that he is wrong to try and avoid amputation because of his own experience shows Cuddy that he is, perhaps, moving on – he also actually listens to her when she tells him to move on, which I’m sure didn’t go unnoticed.

  59. I am going to stand by my original premise: House and Cuddy is a BAD idea. Being in love (or getting shagged regularly) will NOT overpower addiction. House is clearly still dealing with his addiction issues – and is still drinking – and that is NOT going to change any time soon. Once that first romantic blush wears off and tie tide of endorphins and dopamine recede, he’ll go right back to his addictive behavior. And Cuddy pretty much gave him permission to do so by telling him that it is his choice if he wants to take drugs. He’ll throw that remark back in her face at some point: “But Mommy, you SAID it was okay!” I like Cuddy, but I’m very disappointed that she is taking such a risk with her own license. A physician who hooks up with a known addict? Most docs aren’t that stupid; its too big of a risk. The first prescription pad House steals is gonna be hers.

    And my fellow bloggers are right: this episode did make paramedics look like idiots. That’s a shame. EMT-P’s are very intensely trained and, in most cases, more qualified to handle these types of disasters than many physicians. For example: House “black tagged” a victim because he had blue toes and he therefore surmised that the guy was a smoker with atherosclerosis and therefore probably couldn’t be saved? Hippocrates is spinnin’ in his grave! An ER doc would’ve had more balls and a paramedic never would have left the guy behind. Sad.

  60. One thing I’ve always wondered, with a field amputation like that, how do you keep the patient from bleeding out before you get everything closed off?

  61. “Most of tonight’s medicine was trauma medicine, and area I (thankfully) don’t practice much in. I’d like to hear what any emergency physicians, paramedics, or EMTs thought.”

    Trauma is actually primarily the turf of surgeons, not ER docs.

  62. this episode really shined a light on how bad the season was. I didn’t know it was the season finale, but i had a hunch, because they usually bring out the heavy soap opera near the end. It was a good episode. better then every episode this season.

  63. First of all, I’d like to remind everyone that although House has a number of medical inaccuracies, it is one of the few tv shows in which you need actuall knowledge to spot the mistakes. Most series and movies have such huge errors that a highschool education can point out. Also, the actuall drama is great. All of the characters are believable -even House. If you read the biographies of most geniuses, they where very hard to deal with and most had major communication/and or relationship problems, not to mention actuall mental instabilities. For this episode, many said that they found Cuddy’s change of mind “not really plausible”. Well, remember that she had been in love with him waaaaay back and that is not something you easily get over. I mean, come on, most of us actually know of more screwed up behaviour by people being “in love”, abandoning families to run off with someone who others consider “a piece of cr@p”. It was a very intense episode and I liked the proposed idea (something very rare in american shows – sorry to americans, no malice intended) that bad things happen to good people and vice versa. You can be the best guy in the world, but if she doesn’t love you, it sucks and that’s just how it is. I would like it if House and Cuddy would be together, but I’m afraid it would mean the end of the series. Although, unless the show wants to go bad, it can’t go on more than the next season. House has been annoying, miserable, to the dumps, up again and down again and maybe up again. Time to wrap it up and leave us with the fond memory of a great show, not the undying corpse of something that used to be good. To a good final season.

  64. Oops – I was wrong. I went back and watched it again, and it wasn’t his ear that was bandaged in the first scene, it was his shoulder. I know – ear, shoulder – they look so much alike. In all fairness, the camera angle was odd and it was in close enough that it was hard to tell.

    I will say that parts of this episode were much harder to watch knowing how it was going to end. Watching House open up to the patient was painful.

    I believe I read in one column about House that Katie Jacobs said they were going to introduce the idea of a character’s pregnancy in the season finale. To go along with my theory of 13 and Taub, I bet it’s 13. That’s the appointment she had that made her late – not a rescheduled therapy appointment. It will be interesting to see what happens. Bring on season 7.

  65. Thank you, thank you, for these excellent explanations and the fun discussions they lead to.

    May I ask a question that has been on my mind forever, though it is not relevant to this show?

    Do diagnostic doctors ever break into patients’ homes to look for disease causes? Is that ever legal?

  66. 1. At the beginning, when Cuddy asked House how he’d found out ((about her engagement with Lucas)), I assumed she was referring to engagement and that House had made the same assumption, with his comment about their cohabitation (i.e., I thought he was saying that the cohabitation was obvious enough, and that he’d surmised that they’d moved onto the next step, engagement). So naturally I was surprised later when the engagement was “revealed” and it turned out that the book was a boyfriend-moving-into-your-house gift. Didn’t know that that event occasions a gift. Shows what I know.

    2. In the mid-episode flash-forward to House in his bathroom, my expectations were again dashed. I assumed that a paramedic or fireman had naively slipped House some Vicodin to deal with his collarbone injury. Given the extent of his recovery I was surprised that he’d kept a hidden stash all season-long. (I will have to look back through earlier synopses as I seem to recall a scene early in the season where he discarded all his little stashes hidden throughout the apartment, making this seem like a contrivance, although I suppose the same could have been said of House finding a vial of Vicodin in the pocket of a trauma victim.)

    3. Would have preferred that they’d dumped the B-mystery of the crane operator but focused more on the team. I feel that in recent episodes they have developed a nice chemistry, and so I would have liked to have seen greater involvement of the team in House’s impending relapse. Granted, Foreman showed a bit of concern, but gave up on cheering up House after only a couple tries. I would actually have enjoyed a sappy “power of friendship” ending, like with Chase, Taub, Hadley, and Foreman all showing up at House’s apt and taking him to a strip club or something. After all, a support network is most effective in aiding recovering addicts.

    4. House parting with his cane sometimes indicates that we are witnessing a dream sequence; however, those are also accompanied by strange inconsistencies and pain-free walking, whereas House was in a great deal of pain sans cane this episode. I think he hung up his cane in order to induce greater pain and increase his likelihood of relapse. Could be that the entire episode from the secondary collapse onward was a dream, but we’ve already been there when House was shot. Could be he went home after hearing the news from Cuddy, got high, and hallucinated the remainder of the episode, but we’ve been there too, so I am going to vote no on the hallucination question.

  67. To add to Cantare’s point about the ear bandage I will note that when Cuddy visits at the end, she is wearing her pink scrubs and not her street clothes. Also, I didn’t notice her bringing in a bag with the fresh bandages she said she was going to change for him. Might need to roll the tape on that one.

    House has suffered compound and complex hallucinations before. That should be considered before any happy endings I’m afraid.

  68. True, a lot of paramedics I have met tend to have more knowledge than this episode let on. However, I have seen some really idiotic moments.

    The first moment I ever encountered was during my 3rd ride. We never made patient contact. However, the patient’s friend (who was speaking clearly with no staggering) had told us the patient had dissappeared. We’re about to leave when one of the fire paramedics yells, “STOP!” We all freeze and turn around, expecting something intriguing. The fire paramedic shines approx. 50 lumen flashlight into the poor guy’s face and says, “Tell me your name.” The guy says his name. “Tell me what day it is and what time it is.” The guy stares at this paramedic bewildered and says “It’s saturday and it’s” looks at his watch “12:30 am.” The paramedics I was riding with shake their heads and motion for me to follow them back to the bus. “‘Cause I would’ve thought that guy was way too drunk to tell us anything, too….” I heard one of them mutter.

    Did that paramedic really think that guy was hyped up on ANYTHING?! Clear, normal gait, normal speech, a little uppity because there are EMTs, Cops, and Paramedics EVERYWHERE (I think we were all really bored that night). But there was no way in hell this person didn’t know what he was talking about.

    Now don’t get me wrong! I have seen some amazing paramedics deduce crap I’ve never even HEARD of and have it work! But they have their retards too!

  69. Jay, you don’t think House has a first aid kit?

    Gad, some of you just want House to be miserable forever. She loves him and he (to the degree that he is capable of) loves her. It’s not a dream or an hallucination or whatever you can think of. House IS capable of relationships. He had one with Stacy for several years until his leg became more important to him than she did. (Never understood that!) It’s going to be fun watching them try to wend their way through this land mine. I don’t think this relationship will be the focus of future shows (and they WERE renewed for another year), but will percolate in the background, as it should.

  70. doa766- Who’s to say an older woman wouldn’t want to have a relationship with a younger man, looks aside? My stepmother is seven years older than my father, and obviously they have more than a “semi-casual relationship.”
    And I believe Cuddy doesn’t do ANYTHING that the writers (or to a lesser extent Lisa E) don’t tell her to ;)

  71. Can someone explain why they cannot simply dig down rather than take debris of the top? I mean, the leg is trapped right? So couldn’t you simply start digging below the leg which would put more space between the building and the floor, which allows the foot to get out?? It seemed that the woman was laying on a type of dirt floor…so is there a medical reason they couldn’t do that?

  72. “It’s my Leg!”

    nice one – we heard that before (”Three Stories”)

  73. This is just a comment from an ignorant TV watcher who has never seen an actual disaster. I thought the EMTs looked pretty good in this show. Of course House and Cuddy (and Scott and some folks on this comment board) know more than they do, but I thought they came across as brave and knowledgeable. The fact that they didn’t want to go into the parking garage when only House had perceived a sign of life was not negligent–they had tried several ways of finding something and they had more certain cases to work on. (I agree with smidget that House’s pursuit of his belief in what he heard was pure cussedness.)

  74. High doses of caffeine can have a paradoxical sedative effect on some people, apart from the usual dysphoria, jitteriness, and anxiety.

  75. @ruthinor … my wife (the REAL House fanatic in this … er … house) pointed out that she could have broken up with Lucas last week sometime, and just have been lying to House (and possibly herself) when she was going off on him.

    I stand by my earlier position regardless. That doesn’t mean I don’t LIKE the ending; it could be a lot worse than it was and still be just ginger-peachy if it means that Lucas is gone. Last season, as a quirky sidekick, he worked. This season, he was okay though not great in the opener and went sharply downhill from there (probably the worst point was the episode where he was playing some really mean-spirited practical jokes on House and Wilson).

    @James: I wondered about that too, so I looked. She’s laying on the concrete floor of the parking garage. Not actually impossible, but a lot more difficult than if they just had to move some dirt.

  76. Really, the ending was going to either be House OD’ing and dying (or coming close) or being pulled from the edge. It was one way or the other. Else, there wouldn’t really have been an ending at all. Though House tearing his place apart for his last little secret stash of drugs was great high tension moment, they kind of painted themselves into a corner with it. I seriously doubt they go back to a Bobby Ewing in the shower twist, what happened happened.

    Lame way to write out Thirteen. I’ve not really been a big fan of her character for a while, and I don’t necessarily mind her being written out, but “Obviously I’m not okay” was it? Just, her Huntington’s is getting worse? ‘Kay. Couldn’t she have taken Taub out with her?

    I wasn’t expecting to get Happy House this quickly. Not really sure what season 7 holds now.

  77. everyone whos not buying the huddy thing in this episode seems to have missed the under current of affection between the two that started straight from the get go in season 1. this wasnt sudden or abrupt, it was the realisation of 6 years of fear, pain and lost chances between the two characters. her interactions with house, even when she became a mother and seeing lucas, always had that something extra thats never apparent when she talks to anyone else.

    it’ll be interesting to see the dynamics of the relationship in the next season. some of you guys wanted more humour? well this relationship is a right ol breeding ground of jokes and one liners.

    i do agree however with some ppls hatred of wilson’s ex. may she meet head-on with a large motor vehicle in the near future.

  78. Bob, I agree with your wife. My reading of the situation is that Cuddy turned down Lucas well before the last episode began. When it came to a proposal, she just couldn’t do it. The idea that she broke it off DURING the episode is ludicrous. Of course she wasn’t going to tell anyone about this. Couldn’t tell Wilson, he’d just go and blab it to House. Couldn’t tell House because their situation has been so up in the air. When I see so many folks on this and other fora talking about how “cruel” Cuddy has been to House, my jaw just drops. Telling her she’ll be a horrible mother, grabbing her breast when she’s trying to further their relationship…these are just the ones I remember off the top of my head, with respect to House’s cruelty. In fact, the more he seems to care about someone, the worse he appears to treat them, Wilson being another example. I hope they go to her place (remember Rachel?) and take a shower together and then whatever happens, happens!

  79. @tom: interesting nod to e.e. cummings.

  80. Count me among those who groaned when Cuddy showed up at the end. First of all, do not for a second think that it’s going to be rainbows and sunshine from now on. House wasn’t depressed because of no Cuddy. He was depressed because he’s a miserable person.

    Second, it was ridiculous how her attitude did a complete 180. And more ridiculous how she didn’t recognize his “niceness” as manipulation intended to bring this very result, and not the actions of a truly changed person.

    Third, every show that dissolved the romantic tension has died soon afterwards. When you play your best hand, where can you go from there but down?

    Fourth, it just doesn’t happen like that. Once you’re in the friends zone, you’re there for life.

    And I believe House changed the story anyway when he was talking about amputation. Sometime back, one of them asked whether House was a prick even before his infarction. The other person (Cuddy? Stacy? I don’t really remember) said that yes, he was. Now he’s claiming it’s his leg that turned him into the person he is today.

  81. I don’t believe the ending was another allucination. That would be lame and lack originality.
    However i do believe, that at some point at season 7 he will ruin this potential relationship with his usual self pity, misery and rudeness, inspite of cuddy’s best efforts to keep this thing going, as he always has done, because he’s just being house.

  82. Stop crowing you Nay-sayers! It will work. It will not be just buuterflies and roses but it will work, those two deserve some happiness and they both desperately need it!!!

  83. @Alex: don’t forget that it was House’s generosity (underpinned no doubt by fear of having to sacrifice a percentage of his self-pity, misery, and rudeness) which ended the relationship with Stacey. I was touched by House’s admitting that he has a long way to go before he will be able to meet Cuddy’s needs.

  84. Thanks!

  85. Ok First to the question about Houses’ own leg
    LabbRatt
    May 18th, 2010 at 9:22 am

    “at whoever asked the amputation question; i’m not a doctor but i think it would’ve been best if they amputated the leg while the infarction was messing things up. had they now he’d still feel pain and would have trouble walking so it really wouldn’t make much of a difference for house.”

    I don’t think we have ever been given a Dx for House, but I have always been of the opinion that House has RSD (Reflex sympathetic dystrophy) I don’t believe amputation would help.

    The whole time House was in that hole with Hanna I was sure there would be a collapse and he would be stuck too. Every time he went back in I was holding my breath.

    Next season will be interesting to find out what happens. I’m thinking this is the preledue to the end though. 13 will be leaving, and House and Cuddy will be together but will discover they can either have a relationship or be collegues but not both, I guess someone will be leaving PP (House or Cuddy) Foreman will have his chance to run the department. As for Wilson, I don’t know marrige and divorce again…..

  86. Maybe, as previous post suggested, it was Cuddy trapped under concrete and subsequently died and that’s why House is so desperate considering OD’ing …… Could it be that it was Cameron assisting House underground and later in his flat convincing him not to take the drugs and that she still loves him????? therefore his mind playing tricks again this time swapping the people around???? …. only a thought.

  87. http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/05/18/behind-the-plot-twists-of-the-house-season-finale/

    Interesting discussion in the NY Times with writers of House. Enjoy! Love this site; far and away the best House discussions. And thanks to Scott for all his hard work.

  88. BTW, in the NY Times discussion, the writers indicate that what I thought was ludicrous (i.e. Cuddy’s breaking it off with Lucas during the episode) was in fact the case. I really hate that explanation! To me it makes less sense than her realizing much earlier that it would never work with Lucas, but heck, what do I know??

  89. I’ve been worried for two seasons that House and Cuddy would wind up together. …I see it as the end of House as we know him. Bad enough he stopped using narcotics for pain relief….now he is going to be in love and connected….not the House I enjoyed when I started watching. The writers are way off the mark if they think viewers want to see House as anything more than a brillant man who stuggles with lonliness, but does not have the capacity to change it.

  90. Cantare > About 13’s pregnancy… this would just be stupid. She suffered from losing her mother, and she knows very well how Huntington is transmitted, she would not risk a potential human’s life on a 50/50 odd, or even force it to lose its mother at an early age.

    And to those who think there is something going on with her and Taub… come on, she is WAY out of his league! And not only physically, she had made it quite clear that she does not approve of his behaviour. They are friends, but there is no way they are involved.

  91. Dan> There is a big difference between being an ass, and becoming suicidal and self-destructive. His behaviour has changed, that much is certain. I had a House marathon the other day, and I watched the first series, and I was amazed at how his character behaved differently. He was blunt, but right, and he listened to people (even if that meant telling them afterwards how stupid they are) ; now he’s cruel. Remember the episode One Day One Room, or the one with the cancer kid… this is just impossible to imagine now.
    Or even some random stuff, like when he plays poker with guys he meets regularly, or when he flirts with Leighton Meester, or the veggie girl.
    The change came subtly, but it is obvious when you look back.

  92. I’ve noticed House was not using his stethoscope properly in the ambulance. Earpeaces are supposed to be pointed forwards, not beckwards considering the orientation of ear canal. And because of the the noise in the vehicle it would be highly recommendable.

  93. I loved the episode, even if the end was convenient. I will say, a small part of me wanted him to self destruct completely. The way it ended almost made it seem like it should have been the series, not season finale.

    As a side note, I had a lecture on traumatic injury today (I’m a med student) and I posed the scenerio from House to my attending. He said a patient has possibly 6 hours before ischemia is threatening, and that its possible that it could be much shorter than that (given the presence of rhabdo, other factors). He felt that amputation should follow when the urine turns brown-red (sign of myoglobinuria). Personally, I thought that would have been one of those cool House diagnosis scenes if he looked down and saw the woman was urinating brown/red and then decided to amputate. Anyway, just my two cents.

  94. While House wasn’t having Vicodin-induced hallucinations, what about alcohol-induced hallucinations? He’s been hitting the bottle pretty hard the last several episodes …

  95. this should of been the SERIES finale imo. what should of happened is one of two things:
    a. relapse
    b. he thinks about taking the pills and then says screw it and throws them away(good for him), but then maybe even turning to liquor afterwards as well

    i guess they wanted us to actually see the relationship though and not have the series end once it actually starts. i have a feeling this will be the last season though.

  96. NO hallucinations…this is directly from the writers in the NY Times article!

  97. Enjoyable episode, appreciate the writers breaking out of some of their old routines.

    But….agree with those who say the crane operator was a boring distraction. He mainly served to bring us back in the hospital to see that all was not well with 13.

    Many commenters see the story line as though the characters were actually people, parsing their behavior and what they deserve in terms of what real people do. But they are characters in a story line. What happens with House and Cuddy next year has little to do with what would happen to real people and everything to do with what helps build TV scripts. I would think their relationship will have to be somewhat rocky simply because there would be too little drama–and humor–if things were working out happily ever after.

    Understand that the writers were trying to build a changing character this season, but the price was too high. There was at least one previous episode–the methadone one–in which House realizes he needs his pain to be a sharp-minded doctor. Though I don’t necessarily agree with that conclusion, it appears that House cannot be a nice guy and still be the sharply witty character we enjoyed so much for the first four seasons. If the show loses its bite, loses its compelling patients and medical mysteries, it really has nothing more to offer than any other show.

    By the way….despite their many other charms, Hugh Laurie and Lisa Edelstein make the worst on-screen kissers I have ever seen.

    Scott, thank you for six terrific years. Reading your postings enhances the experience immensely. Look forward to seeing you in the fall.

  98. Sir Mack wrote:
    “Given the extent of his recovery I was surprised that he’d kept a hidden stash all season-long. (I will have to look back through earlier synopses as I seem to recall a scene early in the season where he discarded all his little stashes hidden throughout the apartment, making this seem like a contrivance, although I suppose the same could have been said of House finding a vial of Vicodin in the pocket of a trauma victim.)”

    Since the Vicodin was well-hidden in a place not-at-all easy to get at, I assumed that House hid it there shortly after the resolution of the Tritter arc. As I recall, Tritter had searched House’s apartment and confiscated his entire stash. I imagine that House would have wanted to make sure that this never happened to him again, so he hid some away where no one would find it, and where he wouldn’t even be able to get to it easily himself — a real “emergency” stash. That’s why, even if he threw his little stashes away after his recovery, he might not have wanted to bother tearing the bathroom mirror off the wall. Plus, after his recovery, he was mostly staying with Wilson, and so the emergency stash wasn’t a temptation. Anyway, that’s the storyline I made up. It works for me.

  99. I have a question for those who have read the NY Times article that ruthinor posted: It says “major spoilers ahead.” Do they just mean “major spoilers” for those who haven’t yet watched the season finale? Or do they mean “major spoilers” for next season? (Because if they mean the former, I’d love to read the article, but if they mean the latter, I don’t want to touch it.)

    Thanks! And thanks, as always, to Scott for these great reviews!

  100. @GreenMachine Yes I wasnt clear on that…but you are correct the EZ-IO is a EMt I/99 or EMT-P skill ….but hey I think it was the first time Ive ever seen a KED used on TV(kendrick extrication device)…I work in texas

  101. InCP: The NY Times article only has spoilers from this season. The only thing mentioned about next season is the decision to not move ahead in time, but in the first episode, to focus more on what happens shortly after the last scene this season. Hope that helps. It’s a nice article and they also answer some questions from fans as well. Hope that helps..it’s funny too!

  102. @Dan: Dude, you are absolutely correct. A lot of very good TV shows did tank after two major characters hooked up. That’s part of the reason why I’ve been so against House and Cuddy getting together. This was a great show, although the last two years have sucked overall, and it could have been great again. Oh, well.

    @Dr. Bulgaria: You’re a romantic son-of-a-gun, aren’t you? I hope you at least sent flowers the day after you nailed your ex-colleague’s girlfriend. Or did she steal your wallet?

  103. I somewhat agree about the kissing scenes, with the notable exception of last year’s finale. When they do passionate, I think they do it pretty well.

  104. For those people who still think that Cuddy at the end was a hallucination, it’s not. Katie Jacobs, one of the House producers confirmed that it was legit in an interview after the show aired, so it’s real, and Cuddy was actually there. Jacobs also said that the two of them are going to give it a shot, at least for some time early next season.
    As for the final scene itself, the way the show wrote itself, it was either House taking the vicodin, which would have put himself back in the same place as mid-season 5, except with Chase instead of Kutner; or someone coming to prevent him from doing so. Since Cuddy-House is an angle that hasn’t really been explored yet in the series, I figure this is as good a place as any to introduce it, since it certainly keeps us in suspense for next season.

  105. happy dances aside….anyone who would actually dump the great person they’d been with for an extended period to get together with a boring, monstrously selfish, vicious, uncaring creep is a total moron unsuitable for either parenthood or status as an adult human being well able to care for themselves….that may seem a bit strong but frankly, let’s face it, the cure for the common asshole is to stay away from him. Saving such people isn’t “Love”. Accepting them as assholes and allowing them to behave as that to you in a romantic relationship is called being abused, not being loving. It’s time to put this foolishness to rest and deal with love as it is, not as some romance novel idiocy.

  106. Watching House this season has felt more like a chore than entertainment. Instead of being caught up in the drama of the episode, I just kept rolling my eyes going, “Really? How much time is left?” This episode just seemed particularly forced.

    As fire/EMS is my domain, I was “happy” to see that they got that about as right as anything else in the show. My safety officer alone would have had a heyday! (Don’t get me wrong, I assume that anything of a technical nature on any TV show is going to get butchered…) But did anyone else catch House doing the Johnny Gage imitation?

  107. I think the girl dying, and Cuddy showing up at houses, was a direct result of his head injury, when the rubble shifted, and next season , she will not have died, and he will not have been kissed.

  108. House rules out cardiac tamponade because patient’s neck veins are flat but doesn’t pulmonary embolism also cause full neck veins?

  109. Not really a medical error, but there is absolutely no way the emergency crew would have let doctors without hardhats loose on the premises, especially to areas where they haven’t been to.

    Not to mention letting House stay under the rubble without protective gear when they start with the airbags.

  110. Anyone find it odd that Cuddy (not even a real doctor) was even at the disaster site?

    Also, I wonder, Scott, if you know of any doctors who became administrators? Seems like monster waste of 100+ grand and 8 years of life, especially at age 30 or whenever Cuddy got promoted.

    Yes. I hate Cuddy right now. I want season 7 to start with her gruesome death. I’m thinking axe murderer.

  111. I’m sorry, but I think House is a dumb show. It is beyond far fetched and not always entertaining.

  112. @gst: I was wondering if I was the only one bugged by the fact that House and Cuddy kept going down there without full turnout gear and helmets. Ridiculous!
    I also HATED the end, no more eloquently than anyone else here.
    I would’ve respected the show more had House taken the pills, or been hallucinating, or even let Foreman help him out.
    I think this might be it for me watching House, but I’ll still come here to read all about it.

  113. I think everyone that hated the ending are really idiots they are ignoring the fact that House and Cuddy have a years relationship and she cares deeply for him. She would not just leave him there to do drugs again.

  114. A note about the acting on the part of China Shavers (Hannah): I have never seen such a convincing portrayal of acute pain on the small screen. The whimpering, the trembling, the breathing rate were all incredibly realistic. Yeah, we have all seen the screamers and moaners on HOUSE, but this was just believable.

    Oh, and @Insurance Man, then watch something else. I think Ugly Betty is about to start. In the words of Gregory House, “you’re an idiot!”

  115. RDMurphy
    May 18th, 2010 at 1:57 pm
    One thing I’ve always wondered, with a field amputation like that, how do you keep the patient from bleeding out before you get everything closed off?

    I always wondered too!!! anyone please??

  116. Cuddy _is_ a real doctor. An endocrinolog, if I remember correctly. And there were episodes with her doing a real medicine job.

  117. @Bob

    “The show seems to love that stab-in-the-chest treatment. They used it here, in the Antarctica episode, and at least one other time. Is “open pneumothorax” the same thing as I learned in first aid class to refer to as a “sucking chest wound” (more accurately, as the probable result of a sucking chest wound)? Because they never seem to address the idea that having a hole in your chest wall is generally considered to be a bad thing.”

    A tension pneumothorax is life-threatening, especially in her already critical hypotensive condition. There is a check valve at the site of puncture which allows air in but does not allow air out. If the air doesn’t escape, than the right or left lung will continue to collapse and the patient’s work of breathing will increase to critical levels. The pressure that builds up on the lung will start to compress the mediastinum which will decrease cardiac output and decrease blood pressure further. She was already in pain and breathing shallowly. As well, the increased thoracic pressure will decrease venous return to the heart.

    Better to have a hole in your chest well than dead. It’s kind of one of my personal mottos.

  118. So, a Swine flu free season of House.

    I liked the episode, surely because I can’t nitpick at the medicine so my focus is almost completely on the drama.

  119. @ rust:

    I thought that the Hanna character looked familiar… China Shavers also played Brooke Harper on another Fox drama called Boston Public many moons ago along side Jeri Ryan (:p) & Chi McBride..

  120. About all those questions involving the amputation and the bleeding: They did not show that but I can assume that the emergency protocol would include compressing all the major vessels using bandage (we call it turniket in Bulgaria – not sure if this is a term a generic name or a russion word that settled in). The best place to bandage in cases like this is just above the knee – that is done for short periods of time to avoid tissue death. Of cours the second this is possible you have to remove the turniket and start suturing those vessels… thought this would not be done in an ambulance I think….

  121. Am I the only one to whom House strongly reminded of Gordon Freeman from Half-Life in the crane collapse scene, creeping through debris and using his cane as a crowbar?

  122. I HOPE the finale was someone’s hallucinatiom, otherwise this show is turning into Grey’s Anatomy. I thought House was against the grain and now I see the producers doing what the public expected and hoped for. What’s so wrong with being miserable? That was his depth of character, a part of his genius. I was disappointed by the Huddy moment. I have never liked Cuddy in the first place.

  123. This episode is where the show jumped the shark for me. A real disappointment.

  124. I don’t agree with all the people who say the ending felt like Grey’s Anatomy, or any kind of disappointing soap opera soppy end (Big and Carrie, Ross and Rachel, whatever you want…).
    I personnally think House would be better with Stacey or Lydia, but I like Huddy, and I was really happy last year when I thought they had sex. But now… it felt really sad, not at all romantic.
    I felt they both knew it could only end with disaster, but they did it anyway, because not being together make them miserable.
    For me, it felt like an ending, not a beginning.

  125. Hi long time since I posted here ehe…
    I think the finale was not too bad considering some of the other episodes this season…even considering the medicine/drama deficencies (If I’m not mistaken, the last time this show got an ‘A’ rating for the medicine on this forum was somewhere in season 3??)BTW, IANAD, but shouldn’t there be more blood during the amputation? I mean, the guy was using a bone saw…Also I’m wondering if Foreman’s comment about if House did the procedure in the O.R the fat embolism might still have occurred and killed her? But besides that its great to see Hugh Laurie’s acting regardless of what the lines are…the others pale in comparison.

  126. I don’t understand why everyone is against House being happy…
    As Wilson said, being miserable doesn’t make House a genius, or a great doctor, it just means he’s miserable.

  127. Season Finale already? Shucks. I guess the construction of a huge, elaborate set should’ve tipped me off. Or the Huddy soap.

  128. The early scene in which House scolds the Paramedic was infuriating.
    For the record: One does not place an IV in a bone (as House instructed the medic to do.) IV lines are IntraVenous-placed in veins. What House meant was “place an IO (an Intra-Osseous) line. One goes in veins, and one goes in bones. And protocols almost everywhere call for the placement of an IO if IV access is not possible. IO placement is one of the standard skills tested in the NREMT Paramedic practical exam. In other words, Medics know what an IO is (hint: not an IV) and how and when to place it.

    The second objection is more minor, but still irritating. House says something snide about the Medics “EMT Training.” While the medic is never verbally identified as such, his jacket does say Paramedic. Now, a fine point about EMS terminology: technically, all EMS personnel trained above the First Responder level are called Emergency Medical Technicians. EMTs divided into three categories-Basic, Intermediate, and Paramedic. Those are usually abbreviated as EMT-B, I, and P, respectively. (Some states don’t recognize the I designation.) Paramedics are the most highly trained EMTs. However, in common usage, “EMT” refers to an EMT-B. The difference between an EMT-B and a Medic is considerable, and referring to a medic as an EMT is insulting, especially coming from someone who ought to know better.
    It could have been worse, however. House could have called the poor guy an Ambulance Driver.

  129. Well, I am not a doctor but I did some research on crush syndrome and it doesn’t seem to work like that. As long as the limb is segregated from the rest of the body the crush syndrome does not occur: it does when the limb is released and the risk is already very high after a half-an-hour compression. Amputation is only considered in emergency situations like the ones you said, or when the crush lasts more than 9 hours, or in the case of persistent systemic shock and severe kidney damage. Otherwise to manage crush syndrome one just has to apply an emergency torniquet above the crushed limb and provide extra IV fluid before extraction.

  130. While I’m hoping and wishing the ending is real (I just want to see House -happy-), the past six seasons have taught me that the writers just LOOOVE toying with me. :(

    Consequently, I’m betting on the hallucination, and I will be very, very, very upset.

    On another note, I do notice more soap opera less medical mystery episodes lately, which kind of suck.

  131. I liked this episode as as a season-closer and possible series-ender. Hugh Laurie is just keeping his options open in case a good opportunity comes up on the BBC or the Old Vic. Americans think the British are as stupid as we are about exclusivity contracts and actors desperate to get any kind of work anywhere. Hugh Laurie was an accomplished stage and television actor in Britian long before the House gig turned up. He has years and years of excellent work behind him on such PBS series as Jeeves and Wooster and Blackadder. Most of the posters to this site never watch PBS and think Laurie was a typical American-style starving bit player who was going nowhere before his “Big Break”. I expect him to return home for a Knighthood in a year or two. Any stage actor will tell you there is no substitute for real-time live audience feedback. They need it worse than Vycodin. Get off your lard asses and go see some live theater, people. You just might like it.

  132. ruthinor: Thank you very much for the NY Times article, and for letting me know that it was safe to read. :) I enjoyed it very much.

    Also, the reader comment by Iolanthe really resonated with me — that is, “House suffers serious pain from a chronic condition. Many people with chronic and debilitating pain must rely on Vicodin and other pain medications for relief so they can continue to function. [...] If House abused Vicodin as much as the writers suggest, his problem wouldn’t be hallucinations, it would be liver failure.”

    I started watching House because I found it interesting that it dealt with long-term use of narcotics for treatment of chronic pain in a fairly realistic way, and without the typical moralizing. That went out the window with the whole hallucination thing. When that first started, House said something like, “I’ve been using Vicodin for 15 years. I’ve been hallucinating for 3 days. What changed?” This is a question that’s never been answered.

    When Season 5 ended, I was glad to see that House was checking into a psychiatric hospital rather than into rehab, because I felt that there had to be more to his problem than Vicodin use, and I thought the writers wouldn’t let us down. (Maybe it had to do with his motorcycle accident. Maybe it was the fact that he let Wilson drill into his brain at the end of season 4. I’d think that might cause some problems.)

    But, with this season, it seems that they have settled on Vicodin use as the cause. (And, somehow House’s decision to pursue a married woman convinced Dr. Nolan that he was OK to be discharged. None of this made much sense to me.) So, now House has become just another TV show preaching that “drug use is bad,” so this is less interesting to me. I’m still going along for the ride, though.

  133. InCP,

    While I think House is suffering from chronic pain, it seems that there is a strong psychological factor there as well. If you recall, Cuddy once gave him shots that he was told were pain relievers. He felt better, even though they turned out to be placebos. Whenever his mind is occupied with things other than his pain, he appears to do much better. Also, he was continually upping his dose even though the pain was probably not much worse. It was the other factors in his life, especially Amber’s death that I presume really touched off the hallucinations. At least that’s my interpretation. He’s off vicadin now and seemed to be handling his pain fairly well as long as the rest of his life didn’t fall apart around him.

  134. @ruthinor
    Yes, I remember the saline-in-place-of-morphine episode, and I didn’t buy it at all. Even if you buy that his pain is largely psychological (which I don’t, given his very tangible physical problems), an experienced narcotics user like House would have known the difference between saline and morphine.

    Remember when House was on ketamine and he was pain-free? Did you think that was psychological too? I didn’t, because I have no idea what ketamine is, so I bought into the idea that it worked on his pain, but only temporarily. However, I don’t buy that someone with his serious problems (infarction, muscle death, whatever — I’m obviously not a doctor) can suddenly have their pain become manageable with ibuprofen.

    Yes, I know that House was continually upping his dose, but that’s not unusual for long-term users of narcotics, because your body becomes used to it, so you keep needing more to get the same amount of relief. It’s also not unusual to be less aware of your pain — temporarily — when you’re focused on something.

    Btw, I’m not a “from episode one” watcher, unfortunately. I came upon House by chance during the Tritter arc, and I thought it was very interesting and realistic, from the pain/narcotics angle. (I realize that legal experts had a problem with the ease with which Tritter was able to freeze people’s bank accounts, etc.) But anyway, that’s what got me hooked. I later watched the “Detox” episode, which I also thought was fascinating and realistic. And I did appreciate the “Both Sides Now” episode when the whole detox/sex-with-Cuddy thing turned out to be a hallucination, because there’s no way House could have detoxed in one night, much less felt like making love after. When Wilson responded “Wow. And Wow. One for each,” I wondered if that dialog was also part of House’s hallucination or if it was real, because I thought that surely Wilson would have known that House couldn’t have detoxed in a single night.

    Anyway, if your interpretation is correct that Amber’s death, or other factors in House’s life, touched off the hallucinations, then I think they need to go deeper into that, because that would at least make sense. For now, they seem to be hanging an awful lot on the Vicodin use. Well, we’ll see what next season brings! Thanks for your post!

  135. @ Joseph Fischer :

    I think in your haste to classify all American Television watchers as ‘boorish’ and stereotype them in a negative light, you’ve overlooked several things….

    - “Hugh Laurie is just keeping his options open in case a good opportunity comes up on the BBC or the Old Vic”.

    Cite your source for this claim please… Hugh has not given any public indication that either he is leaving House to pursue another role or that House is ending.

    - “Americans think the British are as stupid as we are about exclusivity contracts and actors desperate to get any kind of work anywhere”.

    I have no idea who you associate with but I don’t know anyone who thinks that way…including the many Brit friends that I have.

    - “Hugh Laurie was an accomplished stage and television actor in Britian long before the House gig turned up. He has years and years of excellent work behind him on such PBS series as Jeeves and Wooster and Blackadder”.

    I don’t think that anyone here would disagree with this statement and I can in fact remember several times where Hugh’s acting pedigree has been discussed..

    - “Most of the posters to this site never watch PBS and think Laurie was a typical American-style starving bit player who was going nowhere before his “Big Break””.

    I take exception to this as there is NO WAY for you to know who watches what…. I happen to watch PBS regularly and have a special fondness for Fawlty Towers, Benny Hill, Eastenders, Are you being Served, Absolutely Fabulous, etc….etc… You need to update your mental picture of what an average American is which is not some hillbilly beer drinking redneck from the backwoods……..

    - “I expect him to return home for a Knighthood in a year or two. Any stage actor will tell you there is no substitute for real-time live audience feedback. They need it worse than Vycodin”.

    I agree, his Knighhood is overdue so the Queen needs to get busy and take care of business… :)

    - “Get off your lard asses and go see some live theater, people. You just might like it”.

    Been there, done that an am going to go see a play on Sunday…

    What will YOU be doing this weekend besides sitting in your boxer shorts drinking from a bottle of cheap Gin and watching Manchester United match reruns on the ‘Beeb….?

    See….It’s real easy to make generalizations about people from the safety of your keyboard when you don’t have to know shite about them but your post was clearly not the best way to make friends and influence people..

    Oh and in case you actually do come back and read this… I know what I’m talking about being half British and having lived in Sussex for 1/3 of my life….

  136. @ InChronicPain: Your commentary makes some sense to me, except one mistake: Dr. Nolan did not think it was OK house be discharged, however house was in therapy voluntarily so he could stop any time he wanted. Last episode he decided to stop, because according to him Nolan is a faith healer and cannot make him happy.

  137. @InChronicPain
    I totally agree with you

    And thank you Scott for the great reviews, I’ve been reading ‘em for years! Keep up the good work.

  138. InCP: Thanks for your posts. I definitely believe that House’s pain is real. I also believe that when he’s working on a really interesting case or occupied in some other way that interests him, he can handle that pain. Or if he’s generally “happy” (or as happy as he can be!) he feels better. I believe that the mind has some impact over how one generally feels physically. I have no idea how realistic “House” is medically with respect to his own situation.

  139. @XplodingForce: Yes, you are right, House was at Mayfield voluntarily and therefore could leave when he wanted. However, Dr. Nolan coerced him to stay (beyond the point when House wanted to leave) by refusing to sign a recommendation to the board of medicine that would allow him to return to work. When I posted that Dr. Nolan decided it was “OK [for House] to be discharged,” what I meant was that House’s pursuit of Lydia (and, ostensibly, his willingness to make himself vulnerable enough to get hurt) convinced Dr. Nolan that House had improved enough that he (Dr. Nolan) should sign the recommendation to the medical board. So, for all practical purposes, it was the same as agreeing that House was OK to be discharged, since House didn’t want to leave on terms that wouldn’t allow him to get his job back. It just seemed odd to me that the thing that convinced Dr. Nolan to let House leave (that is, to sign the recommendation to the board) was House’s attempt at pursuing a relationship with a married woman. Not my idea of healthy behavior, but that’s just me. :)

    Thank you, Scott, for the great reviews, and thanks to everyone here for the wonderful comments, and for allowing me to join the party!

  140. Some comments here are just a LOL! RIOT :) Apparently a little over 10 million people tuned in to the finale. I wasn’t one of them. I am so glad I didn’t waste my time watching the House and Cuddy crapfest. Okay so I had advanced warning – someone posted a detailed description of the episode around the end of March. There were a couple of things that seemed ridiculous right from the start. House as part of an ER team at a crash site. Cuddy, a hospital administrator at a crash site, playing doctor. Silly, very very silly. But the most important thing I learned from my sneak peek was the almost total lack of Wilson. That’s when I decided to pass on the finale. I’m so glad I did.
    Someone mentioned Rachel, you know Cuddy’s adopted child. The child had a relationship with Lucas. What happens with that? And ummm . would anyone want their child, much less their little girl around House – see it’s A Wonderful Lie.
    I imagine we’ll get a summer of LE at appearances with HL pawing him while he places his hands protectively over his genitals and stares helplessly at RSL. Hey don’t get mad at me there’s already a couple of pics out there just as I described.

  141. Hey Debbie, why don’t you go back to doing Dallas? You obviously don’t give a crap about this site or its contributors, so why bother showing up at all? Surely you have better things to do like washing your hair, writing speeches for Sarah Palin or a book on creationism…those sound like they are right up your IQ alley. Tata!

  142. @ruthinor: Dude – that’s a little harsh.

    @Debbie Smith: Where can I find these pictures?

  143. Frankly, I don’t think it was harsh enough. You don’t like the show, don’t watch it, but don’t insult the intelligence of folks who enjoy it. I happen to like the “crapfest”. It’s a frigging TV show, not a Ph.D. thesis.

  144. Debbie > You really are stupid, and I completely agree with the two persons above me.
    BTW, you are not the first person to mention the relationship between the baby and Lucas. First of all, he didn’t seem particularly concerned by her, since we have seen him neing at home, but Cuddy still needed a nanny because he was out all night, he seemed completely unconcerned with the child’s well being, and doesn’t help Cuddy with anything. Perhaps he baby-sitted once or twice but that’s all.

    And above all, the child is one! She doesn’t know him, she won’t remember him at all, she has no conscience whatsoever.

  145. I do hope the writers aren’t planning on making House happy. He’s not interesting when he’s happy.

  146. I have two comments:

    1. Wasn’t there really any kind of painkillers they could give to poor Hannah? Local? What about alcohol, which is often used in movies. Does that work at all?

    2. As for the very ending. I have to say, I hope that was an hallicunation. Not because I want House to always be miserable. I know those two have feelings for each other, and the relationship itself is plausable – and interesting. But because the writing of it was something I found sloppy, bordering on horrible.

    In a span of one day, Cuddy goes from being engaged to be married, yelling at House to the point of almost telling him she won’t have anything more to do with him, to having broken up with Lucas and then telling House she wants to get together with him? That seem very, very unrealistic. And she’s still in her medical clothes – has she spent all day at the hospital and told Lucas over the phone?

    It seems very stupid and irresponsible to go to such extremes in just one day. Even if she did realise that day that she still loved him, and that he could change, I would assume any grown-up would go home and mull things over in their heads for a few days, when things had settled down. Not to mention that her speak was too short and too perfect. Like someone mentioned – it sounded more like something House wanted to hear.

  147. My .02 is that everything IS as it appears….. no swerves, no red-herrings, no 2nd and 3rd guessing….

    The current crop of writers is basically out of gas as far as meaningful new ideas go so “Huddy 2.0″ is the only thing left that they have not explored in detail …

    Look at this season & especially this episode for confirmation.. With only a few exceptions, & minor swerves they’ve pretty much ditched the medicine in favor of the soap opera… not to say there’s no medicine any more but in Season’s Past, the medicine far over shadowed the drama, now starting with Season 5 it’s come full circle and the drama is now the dominate trend..

    IMHO House’s ratings have slipped because of this so the writers have 2 clear choices for Season 7:

    1.) If they’re gonna stay with the drama, at last go all out “balls-to the wall” with it and blow everyone’s mind with the quality and depth of the writing…It’s a pretty safe thing to say that most of the major story arcs this year (Chameron (post-wedding and pre/post Dibala), Foreteen, Huddy, Lucas & even House’s detox) have been *at best* at a “meh” level of averageness compared to years gone by…. This needs to be corrected ASAP for Season 7 if house is going to survive past it…. David Shore can’t do it all himself so he needs his people around him to be able to step up and write some quality drama which the majority of time this season didn’t happen.

    2.) If they’re gonna go back to what made this show #1 for many years (the medicine) then they are going to need to get some REAL consultants & advisors and STOP being so inconsistent in the way that they reach their conclusions with the POTW… At least M*A*S*H* had Dr. Walter Dishell who was not influenced by Hollywood to sacrifice factual accuracy for ratings…

    I can’t begin to count the number of sub par or failing grades that Scott has given the medicine of House this season and while I don’t have exact figures, in looking at past seasons, this season appears to have more…

    There are plenty of still untold medical stories & mysteries that can be conundrums wrapped in enigma’s for House if they can only get the writers to go back to writing the medicine in a factual way (see #1 above) which will only happen if they can get their facts back in order, get the medicine accurate and rely on the show’s strengths (the medical mysteries) instead of trivializing the medicine for the drama which even by Hollywood standards has not been very good lately…

  148. I am a British pre-hospital Doctor. A few points I would like to add to all the above.
    1. The point about triage cards is correct, gcs is not a factor. There are various systems, but the first question is ‘can you walk?’. A yes is immediately a P3 category. P1 and P2 are differentiated by pulse and respiratory rate. (no resps = dead). If the patient collapses you reassess.

    2. NO Fire Chief would EVER allow anyone onto a major incident like this without full personal protective equipment. i.e. Helmets, gloves, overalls. Not jeans and a leather jacket.

    3. EZ-IO is a thing of beauty. In major trauma, if either you fail to get access immediately, or cannot for scene access reasons (confined space) then IO is immediately indicated. The current British Army guidelines are not to mess about with IV access at all and to go straight to IO. Certainly in the uk paramedics are trained in this, but in my experience are too scared to do it.

    4. A surgical extrication (amputation) was most definately indicated here. Indications include the patient is about to cark it, delay in extraction will lead to more serious harm or in this case, that the scene is too unsafe for a lengthy extraction.

    5. The issue of pain-relief is contentious, too much will cause respiratory depression. Remember ABC. pain relief is way way down the list of priorities. In this case you have a shocked patient, trapped with limited space access and a dangerous environment. If she stops breathing then you have almost no chance of tubing her in time (whilst lying on you side, arms reaching up, with no view). If she’s screaming then her lungs are working! Also ketamine can and will cause respiratory depression, mostly through making the pain fade enough to remove that impulse, I speak from direct experience in major trauma patients.

    6. Thrombolysis? In a major trauma patient? Who has had a building collapse on them? With crush injuries? Maybe in ED, after some investigations and making sure there is not occult bleeding. But pre-hospital? In this patient? Bye-bye medical license.

    7. Always remember ABCD. After that you can mess about with your fancy-dan house-ism’s.

    These are only a few points, I’m sure my collegues have many more. Please correct me if I am wrong on anything.

  149. I forgot to mention the Golden Rule, do not make yourself a casualty. Heroics is very exciting, but ultimately leads to two casualties where there was only one before. Do not risk your life to try to save the patient!

  150. ^- Does someone want to chart Scott’s medical ratings of the show over the years and see if there has been a steady downwards trend? ;)

  151. @Prehospital Doc: Excellent criticism. Perhaps you should also start a web site. It would be interesting to hear what docs in the UK think about Hollywood’s portrayal of the practice of medicine in the US. Or perhaps you could just augment our Dr. Scott’s assessments as he generally limits his critiques to the most obvious (or even the most ridiculous) because he thinks he will bore us with too many details. He’s wrong, of course; we, his loyal band o’ bloggers, are so awash with moral and intellectual superiority that we tend to enjoy his prose more than that written for the bleedin’ TV show! Also, what did you think of the schmaltz, uh, I mean the soap opera aspect of this particular episode?

  152. And not to get off-topic, but how come my comments always have to “await moderation” when ruthinor can tell Debbie to go do Dallas with impunity? (Still pretty harsh, dude.)

  153. My thoughts about the final scene are of intrigue. The writers (I’m praying) are not foolish enough to make this a hallucination. And rightfully, the “You CAN always get what you want” theme at the end seemed forced.
    House DID say to Cuddy “Did Foreman call you?” She said “No.” which could easily be a lie.
    My conclusion is that Cuddy did NOT call off her engagement. However, she realized that House was on the verge of mental and emotional collapse. She gave him what he needed in that moment.
    While this would be the ultimate low blow or extremely short term thinking for someone like Lisa Cuddy, I do think that we’ll find out that this last scene was contrived, not by hallucination, but by some other reason.
    Perhaps that reason won’t be Cuddy lying to House to prevent him from slipping away from PP Hospital but I definitely think the writers want to give us a fairy tale ending now just to slap us across the face with more of life’s harsh realities next season.

  154. Actually, my comments await moderation as well, so don’t get your briefs in a bunch. Frankly, Debbie pretty much told those of us who enjoy the show that we’re all idiots and she’s so above it all. So where are those pictures, Debbie?? I don’t think my comments were any more harsh than hers……dude.

  155. This is a really interesting discussion, and I’d like to add a couple of things. First, House and Cuddy getting together doesn’t necessarily mean all will be sweetness and light. Rarely in real life is any relationship all good or all bad – we all have to weather those rough days with our spouses/partners, and some couples have more rough days than others. I’m hoping that this relationship will build into some kind of refuge for both characters with more good days than bad.

    Second, my favorite quote of all time is “It’s amazing how much mature wisdom resembles just being too tired”. Also, my therapist once said to me that the cure for many personality disorders is time. At some point you hope that people have learned enough about who they are that they can maybe put down some of the defensiveness and hostility, or, going back to my quote, they just can’t keep it going any more. I think House has changed a lot over the last season (which I have really liked, by the way – I think the writers have done a good job with his character), and while he’s still not going to win any medals for being easy to get along with, maybe he’s learned enough to make a relationship possible.

    And, frankly, I tune in for what some of you call the soap opera. While the medicine has always been interesting, the main thing that keeps me interested in House is the relationships among the regular characters. I don’t watch Gray’s Anatomy, so I don’t know how well or how badly it’s written, but I do know that the writing on House is well above the level of any soap opera I’ve ever watched (and I’ll confess to a couple of them), and the characters are well drawn and generally interesting. And House may be the most compelling, interesting character I’ve ever seen in a television show. He’s certainly one of the best acted – Hugh Laurie’s ability to portray all the different sides of this multi-faceted man keeps me coming back week after week.

    So, on to season 7, and I hope that House and Cuddy manage to find some happiness somehow.

  156. @ MedMavRx:

    - “And not to get off-topic, but how come my comments always have to “await moderation” “.

    I asked the same thing a long time ago when my 1st post was held and Scott replied and told me that the Blogging Software that’s used sometimes puts a hold on a post & waits for it to be manually approved whenever it detects something that it doesn’t like.

    He tried to set me up for ‘auto acceptance’ which works only sporadically, and I think it works with cookies b/c it seems to stop working the most after I clear cookies but I may be wrong about that..

  157. @ MedMavRx and @ Hugh L.:

    I was wondering the same thing about moderation, since some of my posts have been held pending approval, while others were published immediately. I wondered if the ones that got held were considered too long, or if maybe the DEA didn’t like it when I mentioned Vicodin. :) My post on Saturday got held up, but I was posting from a different computer, so the “cookies” thing makes sense.

  158. most usual in wordpress (which is the CMS of this page here) u can activate a “bad-word-filter”.
    postings with bad-words will then not be published automatically .. sometimes bad-word-filters turn out funny .. with lots of false-positives

  159. You guys are all tripping. They already brought the drug hallucination concept into the show. Eventually he’s going to snap out of it and you find out he was never even a doctor.

  160. From a more in-depth perspective:

    First off, this was one of my favorite performances from Hugh Laurie over the course of the show. You really see House die emotionally when he discovers the embolism. He also shone in the scene where he convinced Hannah to remove her leg, and the closing scene in his apartment.

    Foreman sure is an idiot, but I guess it conveniently paved the way to Cuddy showing up at the end. The timing was a little too contrived but it’s a nice change from the normal direction of the series. Assuming, of course, it’s not a hallucination.

    Dammit, I had planned to stop watching the show in the inevitable event they broke up Chase and Cameron, and yet I still watch.

    Here’s a toast to life totally working out conveniently in reality!

  161. Well i just saw the episode, and found it very moving, i actually “cared” for House… as for a person close to you… thus the acting was solid…..

    I found it a nice bit that the mid-fight (”i dont love you”) was tired and lifeless -something that bugged me initially-, but how could it have been different, they WERE tired, exhaust and almost short of breath… the whole situation was very energy draining

    Then what happened at the very end i found it very plausible, Cuddy appearing on House’s appartment was, no doubt about it, Foreman’s move (he managed to force the main door for her, i’d bet that)…. he told him it was NOT the best idea to be alone at that time (i think he suspected risk of suicide)…. then he stepped aside when asked for, but they have become friends, and he wouldnt leave him alone like that

    And i found that very moving also

  162. For those who say “don’t you want House to be happy?” What about Cuddy – don’t you want her to be happy? And do you really think that House can make her anything but miserable? I love him as a character, but as a romantic partner he’s bad news all round.

    I cheered when she told House she didn’t love him. And then I groaned when she said she did. He abuses her verbally, she comes running after him. Masochism ≠love. Get help, woman!

  163. http://www.buddytv.com/articles/house/house-fan-columnist-conversati-36801.aspx

    An interesting interview with LE, particularly as it relates to the last scene of the season.

  164. I really like the comments here, even tough I’m starting to think that’s because it makes me think of the weirdest plots ever!

    What if the entire season (except for the beggining of episode 1) was just…a daydream!
    House lies in the bed and smiles;while having imagined it all!

    Sorry, just thought this needed some LOL-ness…

  165. They would never do that! It would be like a fifth grader homework “but it was all a dream”. Besides, I thhink it was already used, in Dallas, wasn’t it?

  166. I liked this episode mostly. But I don’t know how they will handle the relationship next season. Hats off if they pull it off. As for jumping the shark: Not yet. They came very close when they dressed House and 13 in Renaissance clothes in “Knight Fall”.

  167. Re: House’s vicodin stash.

    A friend of mine works as an addiction counselor and she told me that she loved that part being included. Apparently most recovering addicts keep a stash of their previous addiction hidden around somewhere as either a mental escape hatch, or as a reminder that they can resist starting up again. If it’s not accessible, there’s nothing to resist and you don’t know that you can if confronted with it again.

    Also, she said Cuddy’s answer of “I won’t stop you if you want to go back on drugs” was the right one because it left the decision (and the power) in his hands. If he makes the call, there’s a much better chance of him sticking with it than if she had him do it.

  168. Regarding the arachnoid cyst solution – there actually was a case in the New England Journal recently (Dec 10 2009’s case of the week) with an arachnoid cyst. That was a boy who presented with intermittent headaches, some with syncope, and visual disturbances – without obvious spinal cord symptoms – and it was discovered to be an arachnoid cyst causing intracranial hypertension.
    Maybe this is where they got their idea?

  169. Did anyone mention not cringe at sawing through that leg with no protective face shield or gloves or anything? There wasn’t even a basic attempt to keep the limb out of the pile of debris beneath or clean the saw. Prolly wouldn’t have been ideal no matter how they did it, but would have been better to try something.

  170. @ Miraba:

    You’re right, and I noticed it too. The “sinus venogram” shown is actually an arteriogram.

    Still, great episode though.

  171. I hated the ending. Not just because it felt Deus Ex Machina, but also how are they gonna make that work?

    House’s personality is what makes the show. They cannot change him being a bastard. So how are they gonna be dealing with all that abuse Cuddy’s about to take? House is treating Wilson like crap all the time and it’s sort of funny, but when he does that to his girlfriend it’s gonna be rough. But seeing House cuddle and play with the brat is not gonna make for a good show either.

    Almost all TV shows that changed the romantic dynamic by making main characters hook up regretted that and in most cases they revert it sooner or later.
    So the only thing they really started now is the countdown to a break-up. Or they gonna spend the first couple of episodes of season 7 making it all go away, which will enhance the Deus Ex Machina effect of this thing.

  172. Does anyone know when the next house season starts?

  173. @ Median – Not soon enough.

    @ Marcus – Like he’s going to verbally abuse her any worse? I think it’s interesting that everyone assumes that House is the only emotionally imperfect character on the show. Cuddy has her own issues – I think House once referred to her as a narcissistic workaholic, and I think he’s right. There has to be something about House that meets some need of hers or she wouldn’t keep coming back to it. I wonder if they’ll explore what she sees in him – aside from the physical sparks they generate – in season 7.

    One of my favorite tv show relationships of all time was between Frank Furillo and Joyce Davenport on Hill Street Blues. I loved that their work relationship was so different from their private relationship, and I wonder if the House writers will do something like that here.

  174. How does one apply to take part in the Challenge?

  175. 1. Wait for the next season.
    2. Make your list and put it as a comment in the post starting the new challenge.

  176. So late, but I’ve been tied up with a family crisis and just saw the ep now.

    Lots of details weren’t believable, but overall I liked it, And yes, Scott, I’m an EMT and I watched the ambulance scene and thought “Why don’t they intubate?”

    And by the way, Scott, thanks for these reviews. I enjoy them as much as I enjoy the show itself.

  177. @Laura

    I am not going to say that what Cuddy feels for House is healthy. But there are two components here.

    First, Cuddy understands House’s ambivalence – because she feels the same way. And she treats him – albeit using different language – in the same way. In ambivalent relationships, there is a pushing away when the feelings get too close and intimate, followed by a drawing (or crawling) toward when the reactionary feelings get too cold and isolation sets in. And round and round.

    Secondly, intelligent women are so very able to brilliantly come up with valid logic and excuses for behavior someone with a less intricate mind would simply reject and thereby abandon the relationship. Brilliant minds, however, are sometimes able to view such negatives as ultimate positives, in their own minds. If this were not so often the case, the more intelligent the person, the more consistent wisdom they would demonstrate in chosing the best mates for themselves. This is just not so.

  178. This episode has the kind of emotional impact that is rare to see. Bravo to the writers — you’ve been a bit on and off this season.

    However, still major issues.

    1) They can’t legally force the patient to accept amputation. In fact, if she said no, they’d be required to try something else.

    2) Furthermore, the patient similarly had the legal right to be put out completely, even if it was medically risky. Should any of you ever find yourself in that situation, do not accept “we can’t put you under.” You have the right to make a doctor alter ANY procedure so that it will not cause significant pain or discomfort. I’ve required pain relief medicine before something as simple as dental cleaning. It’s extreme, but I’m again demonstrating you are always in your legal rights to require these measures.

    I’m just sick of the lawlessness these characters get away with. Deciding to kill patients, breaking into houses with consent, divulging privileged medical information, passing off placebos as legitimate medicine, etc. If this was real life, there would be major legal, corrective action.

    (Ok, end legal review).

    Any guesses on what’s wrong with 13?

  179. Thirteen has Huntingtons…

  180. …and Thirteen is pregnant (betcha).

  181. @Tom, thanks for the info. Good to know in case I have to negotiate with emergency health care providers while trapped in rubble. I think the harrowing sawing and screaming added to the drama, though I fast forwarded through it on rewatching. I’m looking forward to seeing where the writers take the House/Cuddy relationship. Lots of material there.
    I’m a lawyer, not a medical person, and I appreciate all the medical info here. By the way, although the Tritter arc annoyed me, I do watch The Good Wife, and ignore all the silly legal stuff in that show.

  182. Scott,

    Requesting an official comment. Was the fat embolism as hopeless as this episode made it seem? Or, was it hopeless because House injected her with a blood thinner? Some research on the internet estimates the fatality is between 10% and 15%. Furthermore, there seemed to some idea that there may in fact be a way of preventing fat embolisms.

    This site, for example, had a list of possibilities: http://www.medscape.com/viewarticle/564662_5

  183. [...] the writers (although Scott at Polite Dissent didn’t seem to have too many issues with the medicine) . Just know that, structurally, it starts the way we would expect for a season finale: a [...]

  184. Just putting in another comment since I’m bored and the new shows won’t be around for a while (assuming I even start watching again next season).

    House and Cuddy simply will not work. Not just for the psychological problems they both have, but because good working relationships are boring. As sad a commentary on human nature and what we want to see it is, good news doesn’t sell papers. That’s why movies leave the romantic resolutions to the end. Soap operas don’t have that luxury, so as a matter of necessity they toss relationships around like clothes in a dryer and see what clings for a while.

    For me, what made the show fun at first were 1) the medical gee-whiz, and 2) House’s sharp wit. Considering how the ratings were first established and then dropped off as both of those components faded, I’d say the majority agrees.

    It’s also fun to consider the hypocrisy of House declaring that all successful relationships are based on lies, yet going through such extremes to expose the truth behind his own relationships. He was even completely honest with his patient in refusing to pray for her, even though it might at least have made her feel better. For that matter, he even makes it his personal crusade to make his patients dump the blissful lies of their religious beliefs and face cold hard reality. One can only conclude by his own logic that he simply has no interest in a “successful relationship”.

  185. I want to thank “Dale the Pseudonym” and “Tom” for the heads up on the AV Club and Medscape. Both sites offered reviews of not only the season finale but the entire 6th season of House. Those two reviewers, along with several others I’ve read, really disliked the last episode and agreed that the show has lost its way. The AV Club bloggers are VERY vocal about the House/Cuddy hook-up and the decreasing quality of the show in general. In fact, some of their posts are hilarious. The only character they seem to like anymore is Taub, and they think he ROCKS! Very funny stuff.

    I am bothered by “Hollywood’s” misguided faith in the so-called “18-49 demographic.” Since turning 50, I have been rudely chucked out of that esteemed society; however, I do know that my view of the world, and most certainly of relationships, was vastly different at age 49 than that at 18. 20+ years of marriage has also colored my vision.

    I believe that, as we grow older, we not only get smarter but we also expect the world to get smarter along with us. Unfortunately, “Hollywood” seems to be stuck in the “high school” mentality and what was once a sharp, intelligent and thought-provoking TV show is now pandering to that adolescent mind-set.

    “Dr. House” has always stood firm in his belief that people should not be naive and that dishonesty is as much a part of all humanity as is DNA. In his own wicked and spiteful way, he has forced all around him to grow up and face things as they really are, and that life will repeatedly kick your ass. (Thanks, Dan; you really nailed it.) Additionally, he lives his life exactly the way he wants: his “loneliness” and “isolation” are self-imposed. To that end, the presumption that he believes he will be “happy” if he has Cuddy (someone for whom he has shown little other than contempt) is absurd.

    I don’t think that TV writers, producers, etc., spend any time reading blog sites such as this, which is a shame. House MD fell out of the TOP 20 shows for the season in the Nielsen ratings this past year – also a shame. One can only hope that the powers-that-be take the summer to think about what it was that made us so attracted to this show to begin with and do something, anything, to get it back on track.

  186. NPR has a fun story about the cost having House fix you up. It’s titled “Add It Up: Pricing Out A Visit To TV’s ‘Dr. House”, point your browser to:

    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=127593663&sc=fb&cc=fp

  187. Come to think of it, they never adequately explained House’s hallucinations a year ago. He had persisten hallucinations even after getting off Vicodin. In the mental hospital they determined that he’s angry, childish and miserable. I never heard an actual diagnosis that would account for a symptom as noteable as persistent vivid hallucinations.

  188. @Ghost009
    “Just for the record…Yes we as EMTs (dependent on state and local protocols) are trained in intraosseous access of the tibia or in cases the humerus. Esp when using the EZ-IO.”

    EMT-Bs – at least in the state of Maryland – are not trained in intraosseous access. The guy House was talking to was wearing a Paramedic patch (and Paramedics do know how to place an IO), but since House called him an EMT, maybe the actor just grabbed the wrong uniform or something.

    I thought the whole scene was pretty funny, mainly because I (only about 3 weeks into my EMT-B class) imagined myself as the EMT that House was berating.

  189. ho my.

    House is NOT a bad ugly person. he’s not a monster.

    Wilson likes the company of House, it’s shown and told a lot. House is not harming Wilson, he tries to help him, to shake him of delusions or romanticism. House is manipulative, but time and time it’s proved he understand well Wilson. He stopped him one time to destroy his career.

    House is not so secure, he is too much sensitive, and he is helpful : he thinks to be perfectly logical is the only true way to help people, not to be attached, not to let feeling failed him : to force him to be logical and cold.

    he was always a logical bastard, but a hard childhood (it’s allured a few times) and the leg as a catalyst made him a harder person, somewhat unfair, beyond all hope. Before the leg, he was a genius jerk but a married genius jerk.

    The point is : House is a good person knowing one have to be strict, even if he has to be disliked, to be truly helpful. That is his moto, and it’s hard. He has to suffer that because he is stubborn and somewhat think he earned it. He is not even sure why : his father ? Stacy ? Cuddy ? his self-destruct attitude, his legs? something else, the last mystery the show can play before to stop ?

    He is a tragic hero. Convinced than to be a great doctor he has to suffer even when at last, it’s too hard. In the end of season 4, he knows his friends Wilson will leave him, life is too hard, it could stop all of that and die just now, but no, he stand up. the typical american hero : he will not stop.

    So yes, he is an hero, a pain in the ass and all but people near will love him because he is that great and always there to save people, even if it’s impossible to be happy with him.

    So now Cuddy tries. of course, it’s a show, it can only explode spectacularly.

    The show should end now. The Hero have found his peace.

    -
    of course, the show was at its best in the four first seasons, when House and the Medecine was all about.

  190. Call me a heretic, but I believe that for a drama to succeed over the long haul, it has to be story-driven rather than character-driven.

    “House, M.D.” is evolving into a character-driven show. Eventually the writers will run out of interesting things to say about the characters and, in desperation, will have them do more and more outrageous things until all credibility is lost.

    In contrast, a long running drama like Law & Order had a revolving door cast. But it didn’t matter because the characters were a secondary part of the show.

    Story possibilities are almost limitless when you don’t have to be concerned about telling the audience what the characters had for breakfast, and who is in love with who.

  191. I’m sorry but did anyone notice that House’s injuries all disappeared after Cuddy appeared? I too would hate if the writers used the same ending.. Hopefully it was a mistake, perhaps to make the couple look romantic etc.

  192. Early publicity releases show House and Cuddy on a motorcycle riding “off into the sunset,” so to speak, and rolling about making out on the beach. Guess were in for a number of eps of nausea-inducing romance before getting back to the notion of “the medicine always comes first.”

    @Juan: You’re right and you’re wrong. You’re right in that it is turning into a “character-driven” show. You’re wrong in that the writers have already run out of interesting things to say.

    Time to stock up on Pepto-Bismal people.

  193. First of all, thank you for all the reviews and comments on this series – they have been most enjoyable to read even if I am not a doctor, not even an English native. As an English teacher, I regularly bring House episodes to lessons (with Hungarian subtitles) and my students – no matter what age – love them.
    Personally, I did not really like season 6 – apart from the opening double episode which was excellent – although in some places a bit too sentimental – It had 2 or 3 good episodes like “Lockdown” and “Remorse”.
    it would have been much better to end it with season 5 and leave it open if House recovers from the psychiatric ward or not.

  194. I discovered House recently, and watched all the episodes in order.

    I think the ending to season 6 was rather reasonable, and not overly deus ex machina.

    Up until this point House got blamed for doing self centered things, and everyone around him told him those actions were making him miserable. When House stopped doing those actions, nothing changed. To a large extent, the end of season 6 largely demonstrated that the old House had a point: If you look out for other people, they won’t look out for you. People are selfish and most of them dedicate their lives to lying about it.

    House wasn’t making the leg amputation about himself, the patient didn’t want it, and House took the patient’s side after the patient said no, and Cuddy and the rescue worker were tag-teaming her into agreeing to cut it off. House’s counter argument was even ‘your not cutting HER leg off to make YOUR life easier’. Further hitting the ‘people are selfish’ theme.

    Cuddy later says House was making the leg amputation about his leg, when there really wasn’t anything suggesting that he was this time (and he’s been well behaved for about a year at this point).

    After this, House took her side, and helped her convince the patient to cut the leg off. Which killed the patient. Good call Cuddy. Maybe House had a point and wasn’t just projecting his leg. Just maybe.

    Cuddy always wanted House. She was rationalizing and settling for Lucas. At the end of the day I figure she realized that House wasn’t being selfish, and that she was the problem at this point.

    She could either be a sanctimonious self-centered basket case like Cameron that blames everyone else for everything, or she could stop lying and do what she really wanted.

    If Cuddy looked in the mirror and didn’t dump Lucas at that point, it really wouldn’t have made much sense.

  195. Is there a defined “smoker’s fascies” that is taught to medical students or were they just waving that wand some more? I’ve never heard of it.

  196. Where are all the techs? Doctors running their own blood tests, MRI’s, CAT Scans, etc, etc? Are they trying to save money on extras? What’s the deal?

  197. I hate the Cuddy/House hook up and I don’t think that it will be another hallucination, but I still can’t believe that the writers will give us this stupid love story. How about this: Cuddy is playing a practical joke on House together with his team. As House did when he appeared at Lucas’s appartment pretending to be drunk and to pour his heart out?
    I can’t wait to see what’s the deal but if it’s a real love story I won’t watch any more.

  198. @Bob: Having the doctors run their own labs may save the show some money, but I think the main reason they do it is to allow the team to talk about House behind his back. For some of the characters that is the only time they can get a word in edgewise.

  199. Not sure if anyone has picked up on this yet, but Olivia Wilde will not be leaving permanently. She’s just doing a movie and will be back.

  200. I found this rather interesting: Is it typical to have doctors (as opposed to paramedics) at the site of an accident of this type (particularly if there is no medical danger (such as infectious disease) that needs to be treated on-site? Aren’t the doctors normally at the er waiting for patients to come in?

    Also why aren’t House or Cuddy wearing hard-hats? After all, they’re in a collapsed building (even before crawling into the parking garage). Even in other TV shows the actors wear hard hats and safety equipment in this type of scenario. I am wondering why the emergency crew didn’t throw House out of the area because it was unsafe and he wasn’t trained (he obviously isn’t trained).

  201. @EL: And I found it strange that they sent two of their most senior doctors to the scene when they have a bunch of younger, fitter doctors back at the hospital.

  202. I never post here –I’m not a medical expert but I often read the comments.

    Mine is more on the personal side.

    I love how House and Hanna connected he has done this before but it’s never been as raw and personal for him.

    I don’t see that Cuddy’s walking in when she did as odd, First I agree she was never that into Lucas she’s a lonley person and House’s absense left a bigger void in her life then she would care to admit too she does what many people do she was trying to settle for the lesser man/woman the lesser love given she no longer saw a furure for her and House.I sense when he declared his feelings for her earlier in the season she dug in her high heels and pretened she didn’t care ,yes it was petty and childish and stubborn but look who she was with- something of a man child -she never acted like a woman in love with Lucas.I agree it was more for House how does he deal with it.

    I felt in the end she saw what he doesn’t like to show people much his vunerable side she has seldom seen this side of him or his softer side as he is loathe to show it .Not that I approve of her behavior over the season most of it I did not but to her credit she finally gave into her feelings.Not that I expect it to be all perfect but it was good to give them a chance and finally have a good season ending for a change.

    One other thought they all better look over their shoulders Lucas is a sinster guy I wouldn’t trust him for anything -that’s probably the most shocking thing is that Cuddy would ever trust this weasly character to get close to her baby.Interesting idea that she didn’t accept he proposal and just said she did but if she did Lucas won’t take it well they better watch out,

  203. To EL: As a paramedic involved in my share of “disasters,” I can assure you that, for the most part, doctors are NOT welcome at a rescue site, especially a couple of internists, as House and Cuddy are. They just get in the way. They’re not properly trained for these situations and often cause more problems for us than are necessary. We DO appreciate orthopaedists and/or trauma surgeons; however, they are rarely on-site. Their efforts are better served at the hospital. And you are also right in that neither House or Cuddy were properly outfitted and would have been “escorted” from the site immediately.

    Also, yes, paramedics DO know how to start IO lines, but we don’t give up attempting to gain IV access as quickly as they did in this show. IO lines are major and the risk of infection and other complications is not to be taken lightly.

    And finally, we also have a number of very effective tools that would allow us to free Hannah’s leg from where it was trapped. We don’t give up as quickly on those situations either. From our perspective, this episode was just plain irresponsible.

  204. I can’t wait for the new season to start…just think about House helping Cuddy take care of her kid lol this will be an interesting season….hopefully :) woo hoo!!!

  205. was it a good idea to order a lumbar puncture on the crane operator when they suspected increased intracranial pressure? no risk of herniation through the foramen magnum?

  206. @D-r Bulgaria

    “About all those questions involving the amputation and the bleeding: They did not show that but I can assume that the emergency protocol would include compressing all the major vessels using bandage (we call it turniket in Bulgaria – not sure if this is a term a generic name or a russion word that settled in).”

    We also call it a tourniquet, pronouned “turniket”, in some English-speaking countries. (I believe in Britain it’s pronounced “turnikay”.) I just looked it up, and it’s not Russian; it’s from the French word “tourner”, meaning “to turn”.

    I was expecting to see House use one myself — and I’m not any kind of medical professional.

  207. @MIa: I stand corrected. Just remebered there is a song named “Tourniquet” by Evanescence so it must be a world wide word :) (gee am I good at puns or what?). The best on-field turniket is made from any kind of tissue (torn sleeve, big hadkerchief) which is tied loosely arond the limb then a stick is inseted and turned (hence “tourner”) until blood flow is cut. This info is genuine and pretty much everybody should know it (in case of a car crash or say a snake bite).

  208. @ MedMav Rx

    Thank you for your comment.

    From a UK perspective, the medicine portrayed in House can often be quite bizarre, the approach the ‘team’ takes to patients is just mind-boggling. Having spent some time in the US, I can tell you authoritatively that the approaches between our two medical systems is very different.

    In the US every silly bugger gets a scan for every silly thing. In the UK we rely on our clinical skills. Any investigations we order are to confirm the diagnosis.

    The rule is 90% of the diagnosis is from the history. And this is true more often than not. A thorough history and examination will give you a diagnosis 99% of the time. That 1% is when we need people like House.

    Sadly, the US system has totally deskilled it’s doctors. Perhaps it’s because of our smaller size, or finite resources, but UK doctors have a much broader range of knowledge and skills. If a surgical patient develops a chest infection, the surgeons treat it, not call the respiratory physicians. Most patients will be treated by one team, we don’t call a hundred people for a hundred different things. But that comes down to our structure, we DO have finite resources, and tremendous pressure, so as doctors we have to able to manage a massive variety of problems. Specialists are really only called when the team feels that the patients problem is rare, or just needs that little bit extra input.

    Anyway, as to the soap opera: I enjoyed the way that House was put into the situation where he truly empathised with the patient. It showed real character growth over the season, we have gone from a grumpy man who couldn’t give a bakers fuck, to a human being who really felt for his patient.

    The medicine was piss-poor though :-D

  209. @ ParaMedIV

    Trauma surgeons are not much better than internists (General Medics in the UK) at the scene of an incident like this.

    The priorities in major trauma like this are to stabilise and transport to definitive care ASAP. It all comes down to the age old argument ‘Stay and play’ Vs ‘Scoop and run’, and certainly one that we could debate for years.

    The field is not the place for surgical niceties. Any monkey can saw through a leg and put a Combat Touniquet on to stop the bleeding. Surgeons are better in the hospital, opening as many theatres as possible to salvage as many patients as possible.

    And to be frank, any patient that needs major surgical intervention in the field (e.g. Clam-Shells or Laparotomies) is NOT going to survive anyway. The overall mortality in that group is almost total. Hence what is the point of taking senior and highly trained surgeons out of the place they can do the most good?

    An internist with adequate PHTLS training is more than capable of managing even the most severely injured patients. And to be honest, an internist is more likely to be able to sedate/anaesthetise a patient in the field than a knife-jockey.

    As to the fact that non-surgeons get in the way at these scenes – are you fucking kidding? A paramedic is not a doctor. A paramedic is not a replacement for a doctor, regardless of how senior or experienced you think you are. There is a reason that doctors are ultimately the ones in charge, and there is a reason that paramedics are very restricted on what they can do. I have worked with Very Senior ambulance men – i.e. Senior Trainers, County Directors – they are good, and I would trust them with my life, but they are still not doctors.

    (just to head off the flames – I am in no way claiming any one doctor is some sort of superman {barring House of course!}, but am trying to make the point that a doctor on the scene of a major catastrophe is not only beneficial, but advisable)

    (coincidently – there was a recent government white paper in the UK entitled ‘Trauma: Who Cares?’. One of the major recommendations is to have a formal and permanent PreHospital Doctor presence – at the moment, cost is the major limiting factor, but I promise you that the future of UK trauma care is prehospital doctors)

    With regards to the IO issue – the current UK military guidelines are ALL major trauma patients get an immediate IO access (this is adopted from the Israelis who have a well established system for this).

    The current civilian guidelines, both PH and in the ED are in big sick patients, you make TWO attempts at cannulation and if it fails, move immediately to IO.

    Your comments on infection are ill-informed. Adequate prep with chlorhexidine is proven to render the procedure as safe as cannulation. Although I do acknowledge that IO infection is more serious that phlebitis.

    I would say that anyone who fucks about with cannulas in patients like this needs to rethink their approach, the problem is everyone is scared of IO. ‘Ooh, it hurts the patient too much’ ‘it’s too dangerous’

    Those arguments just show that the person has no idea what they are talking about. There has been many papers and trials done on IO now. It is safe, it is effective and it is life saving.

    Don’t forget that it is purely designed as an intermediate step to allow fluid resuscitation, definitive access is still indicated when able. i.e. after you’ve put a nice bolus of fluid thru the IO.

    And as to the pain issue, I recommend everyone go to youtube and search for FAST interosseous, there is a fantastic video of a group of British Army Medics using the sternal gun on each other, you can see exactly how well it is tolerated.

    Again, just to re-iterate, the medicine really was piss-poor.

  210. @ Prehospital Doctor:

    On the whole, I agree with your comments about British physicians compared to American physicians. However, we have a popular game show here in the States known as “Malpractice Jeopardy!” We are a litigious people and we will sue doctors for just about any reason whatsoever. Additionally, and sadly, we also boast a whole slew of bottom-feeding blood-suckers (a/k/a “lawyers”) who will gladly accommodate any “silly bugger” who walks through their front door with a convincing limp. Finally, as true-blue Americans of a religious slant, we worship the All Might Dollar. CT scans, MRI’s, PET scans and the like translate into mega-non-invasive dollars. Little chance of post-op infection or mortality (save the odd contrast material allergy), but a small chance nonetheless. One of our local radiology groups spits out about 30 CT scans per day at an average cost of roughly $3,000 a pop. Nice work if you can get it.

    My point is that American docs are very well-trained (some are just idiots, but even the guy who got a “C” on his final exam in medical school can still call himself “doctor”), and they really DO rely on the brains God gave them in making their assessments and diagnoses. However, in the spirit of “covering your ass with paper” (or, CYAWP in our quaint colloquial), diagnostic support via blood work, x-rays, etc., is considered “responsible medicine.”

    While it is true that as physicians, some of us do sometimes over-utilize ancillary services, malpractice premiums kick our collective asses on an annual basis (and here’s the real irony: the LESS lawsuits you have, the MORE your premium rises! How’s that for a grand description of the “American Way?”), and, as I stated previously, patients will sue for the most ridiculous, and often unrealistic, reasons.

    Please don’t judge us too harshly. You are confusing “deskilled” with “demoralized.” It’s a real b***c when all of your extra cash has to be paid towards your malpractice premium instead of that nifty vacation home in Cabo.

  211. @Prehosp Doc:

    AWWWRIGHT! A righteous US v. UK EMS Smackdown! Awesome!!!

    Too bad you’re not a medic, it would level the playing field. But, I’ll step down off of my pedestal for a brief moment and do the cha-cha with you, son.

    What IS a “Prehospital Doctor” anyway? It sounds like you stand out in front of the emergency room and direct traffic. And you get to call yourself “doctor.” Double-awesome!!!

    You’re right: “stabilize (with a “Z” turkey) and transport” is the immediate goal, the key word, or course, being “stabliZe.” Perhaps that particular word (like it’s spelling) is relative to he who invokes it in the UK. In the US it means, in a nutshell: “Do what you gotta do to make sure the patient doesn’t croak during transport to the hospital where the ‘real’ doctors can have a chance to kill him.” (Sorry, a little EMT humor since I can sense the steam coming out of your uptight, superior, British ass.)

    As for PHTLS training – yeah, maybe. IF the doc got that training, and IF he remembers any of it, and IF he’s kept up his Continuing Education in it (as paramedics and EMT’s are required to do). One other thing, PHTLS was originally developed in the United States by the National Association of Emergency Medical Technicians (I just paid my annual dues the other day), so I will thank you not to lecture me on their protocol.

    However, as has been the running complaint about this particular TV show (and others like it), what television doesn’t understand is that there is a vast difference between the “theory” of medicine and the actual “practice” of medicine (which I am certain even you can appreciate). The same can be said for EMS responders. As a physician yourself, naturally you take the position that the MD is at the top of the food chain. Okay, fair enough and, for the most part, you are absolutely correct.

    However, I will reiterate, and LOUDLY, as much as we EMT’s love you docs, we DO NOT WANT YOU ANYWHERE NEAR A DISASTER SITE. You’re a giant pain in the ass. You get in the way. You know nothing about assessing the safety of the area or the environmental repercussions of your actions, how those actions and their consequences might affect the patient, how safe is the area for the EMS response team, etc., etc., etc. Any and all of the above factor in to how we assess and treat (and stabiliZe) the patient.

    Once the patient has been properly cared for by the PROPERLY TRAINED emergency response team (many of whom have backgrounds in engineering and other technically-like endeavors) then we hand him off to you medical mavens and let you do your thing. But at a disaster site such as the one depicted (badly) on this particular episode of House, we don’t want you. You are better off sitting on the sidelines rolling bandages or playing craps with the neighborhood gang-bangers.

    As a doctor, your bailiwick is in the hospital with all of your shiny, sterile instruments of torture at your fingertips (with the exception of a much-needed CT scanner, of course). And a nurse with a nice rack to hand them to you (”rack” means “tits” in Yank-speak). Otherwise, you’re just another body that we have to deal with.

    So educate me. I will read the paper titled “Trauma: Who Cares?” But what, exactly, is YOUR job description as a “Prehospital Doctor?” From my quick surfing of the web, it seems as if you are, in effect, a “physician” trained as “paramedic” under the UK’s BASICS protocols. Do you ride in an ambulance? Do you respond to the scene of a 999 emergency? Or, are you the equivalent of a US “emergency room physician” who waits at the end of the ride to take over patient care from the EMS team?

    I remain, Sir, your most obedient servant awaiting your reply.

  212. Gee colleagues cool it down a bit. Do not get me wrong from my point of view it is immensly interesting to learn a thing or two about UK and US “savoir faire” but in this case I feel like you both overreacted a bit. BTW my english is not that good althought I always try to improve but hey – I am a french language school trainee so english is not exactly my strong point. So pleaZe excuse any errors of typing. Anyway to the point – I do think that while doctros can do good on a crash site it is not where they actually belong. They probably have the tough job there to walk around looking smart and probably do accessments from the kind that House did (the one about the guy who was a waste of time and resourses to save). Abyway – EMT’s should do 80% of the job on a crash site. However docs also have what to contribute there – from basic knowledge about the gravity of the problem to enhanced knowledge about how to deal with an unusual situation (and I am pretty sure that EMTs all aroud the world have actually a pretty narrow and very well defined set of skills (well sratch narrow, but still well defined limited to basic knowledge about stuff as a whole and no in depht knowledge about human symptoms whatsoever) They have their questions that are the same for all victims of accidents and once they deplete their arsenal they are out as a whole. What would happen in the situation described in the episode btw if there were no doctors on sight? I am pretty sure that about 10 minutes after the failure to release the leg the patient would have have his libm chopped and bandaged (probably under loval anaestesia) and on the way to the hospital. As it turned out it proved to be the best solution here but is it always? One of the major problems of EMT’s (I think I am not sure it is just an educated guess from my part) is that they always try to:A)patch B)remove any immediate danger for life C) rush to hospital and out of their hands. 90% of the time this is the best possible strategy. There are cases however when a doctor might take more time to acess and take control of the situation but his final solution will be more beneficial for the patient. So sorry but my opinion stands: while I thank God for well trained and action packed EMTs doctors still have a place in emergency situations and are more prepared to deal when the case is more than a crushed limb :)

  213. @ Dr. Bulgaria and Prehospital Doc (if you’re still listening):

    Go to the following website and you’ll get opinions supporting both sides
    of the issue. They are all offered by EMS responders, but I think you’ll find it interesting, an not all together uneducational:

    http://www.emtlife.com/archive/index.php/t.19516.html

  214. My apologies. The full navigation of the above site is as follows (if anyone is interested):

    Click on: “EMS Talk” (found under “Main EMS Forum”)
    Click on: “View Full Version: EMS Talk”
    Scroll down to and access: “For anyone who has ever had a “Doctor” show up on scene.

  215. “Where are all the techs? Doctors running their own blood tests, MRI’s, CAT Scans, etc, etc? Are they trying to save money on extras? What’s the deal?”

    The same reason House doesn’t use nurses. He doesn’t trust anyone. He barely trusts his own team not to screw up procedures/tests. But because he’s allegedly not big on meeting his patients (for 6 seasons, House has been meeting with his patients, and everyone is always surprised when he does.) House has his team running all the tests and scans so at least their knowledge is all firsthand.

  216. @ParaMedIV

    A pre-hospital doctor in the UK is an unpaid volunteer doctor who supports the ambulance service. Depending on the location you either drive your own car which is outfitted with emergency equipment (blue lights, siren, defib, ventilator, drugs, sometimes a small blood fridge too).

    Typical callouts are car accidents, major trauma, very unwell medical patients.

    If you are the first on the scene, then yes you will be directing traffic.

    Regarding how doctors get in the way, it would appear that you are inferring that paramedics in the US magically learn scene safety when you don your green overalls.

    Here in the UK we are sadly bereft of magic, we learn first of all on courses, (of which there are many), also during our apprenticeship with the organisation we will work with. You have to prove you are safe before being able to practice solo. Professional pre-hospital doctors are very very aware of scene safety, and some organisations actually run yearly training exercises with the fire service to improve service integration.

    Pre-hospital medicine is being formalised into a distinct sub-speciality, the current structure is each organisation oversees its’ own members. This includes a full log of each incident attended, a reflective portfolio and 3-4 yearly revalidation.

    The new scheme will mean a new royal college of pre-hospital care, with Consultants(attendings) in this speciality.

    The simple fact is whilst paramedics are good at the basic stuff, it has been proven (in the UK certainly) that paramedics do not provide a good enough standard of care for majorly unwell patients, including trauma.

    Why is this? Simple, paramedics are very limited in their expertise. They are not able to give inotropes, paralysing agents, anaesthetics. And the one thing which has been proved to improve the outcome in major head injury is early anaesthesia and aggressive blood pressure control.

    When it really boils down to it, there is nothing a paramedic can do that a prehospital doctor can’t, but one hell of a lot that a prehospital doctor can do that a paramedic can’t.

    That is why services such as HEMS (google it) exist, and have done for many years.

    Here’s a fun fact, after your rather condescending rant about PHTLS, I did a quick google, literally 30 seconds.

    The Preshospital Trauma Life Support program was first developed in 1979 (http://www.naemt.org/education/PHTLS/About_PHTLS.aspx).

    Founded in 1977 as the British Association of Immediate Care Schemes The name was changed in 1980 to the British Association for Immediate Care. (http://www.basics.org.uk/about_us/about)

    Now, actually having read the Committee on Trauma:Blue Book, it is extremely clear that, whilst they have had trauma guidelines since 1922, these were all hospital based. ATLS did not come about until 1980.

    Further reading of the American College of Surgeons, The Royal College of Surgeons, and The Royal College of Surgeons (Edinburgh) would indicate that from at least the early 1980’s the RCoS have tried to emphasis prehospital care.

    When exactly prehospital care was truly invented is impossible to say. But you really do need to read a little more, if you want some tips on how to conduct literature reviews perhaps you could ask a doctor for tips? :-p

    Also, my final comment to you is this:
    You claim it is stabiliZe because USA came up with PHTLS first, but England came up with the language first, so there!

    @MedMavRx

    Interesting comment, I acknowledge the whole litigation issue would definitely change medical practice. We are beginning to see that in the UK now, perhaps we will also begin to scan everyone too. And I can categorically tell you that we have no morale here either. If you go to any of the British newspaper websites, there was an interesting article this week about how 25% of junior doctors are leaving the NHS due to disillusionment. Perhaps I should start studying for my USMLE now…

  217. @ PreHospital Doc: US Paramedics v. UK PreHosp Docs = roughly the same protocols, different nomenclature. Big deal. We respect what you do, but having been on the scene of my fair share of disasters, I am amazed at your super-powers to control your environment. That’s why we work as a team with other medics, fire fighters (Rescue Me!), local law enforcement – anyone who is part of an emergency response system. EMT’s secure the scene and assess the patient. They also do ALS, IV’s, cardioversion and other trauma-related duties. Paramedics have the more advanced tasks (cardiac monitoring, crikes, chest decompression, IV drugs, etc.). We work WITH doctors, but much of what we do is independent of them, following rather strict protocols. Even MD’s have to answer to somebody at some point. Some of the skills you claim to do on scene (paralytics and anesthesia?!?! Whaaat? Do you have at least another pair of hands to monitor your patient while you effectively shut down their respiration and render them unconscious? Even REAL doctors wouldn’t try that without a full resuscitation team and a lot of shiny equipment – and Rx antagonists – on hand) are really ballsy, bro, but could be considered unsafe in the circumstances.

    Whatever our scope of practice, EMT’s and Paramedics undergo rather vigorous training, and that training doesn’t end when someone hands us our degree. Continuing education, training on new treatment modalities and equipment, quality control… whatever; we never stop training and learning, and we are constantly running drills. We don’t accept anything but the best care we can give. My interest in how your program and ours got started in minimal at best; I am more concerned with the quality of care that we provide today rather than who invented the concept first (however, “The White Paper” – google it yourself – came out in 1966).

    In any event, thanks for the short tutorial. I will concede that I need to do more research regarding PreHospital Docs before I over-snark the issue (thanks for the tip on improving my google technique). On the other hand, don’t impugn my profession; our dignity and nobility are second to none.

    Doctors, by and large, are a pain in the ass on scene. They want to jump in and run the show, but are reluctant to take on any responsibility or liability for the patient further than what care is provided at the scene. That does not speak well for continuity of care which, as a physician (if I’m reading your CV correctly), you can certainly agree is an important step in patient care and recovery. Also, as you also know, the protocols for trauma care are constantly changing with the influx of new equipment and all of the new and ridiculous ways that human beings can injure themselves, etc., etc. Your run-of-the-mill internists (like House and Cuddy) simply do not have the background or proper schooling to run a trauma scene. That point was proven with no doubt whatsoever in this particular episode: that patient should not have died. No Paramedic would allow their patient to gasp out their final breaths and not provide any respiratory support. House just sat on his lame ass and sniveled. As Dr. Scott indicated, a fat embolism is NOT a death sentence. I’ve dealt with a couple dozen in my rig over the years and haven’t lost one yet.

    Furthermore, the episode writers made fire fighters and Paramedics looks like idiots. For that alone, I object strongly and vociferously. Those are the folks who need a refresher course in “research.” Perhaps they should have dialed 9-1-1.

    Hooray for Hollywood. Enjoy Season 7 of the “Greg ‘N’ Lisa Show.”

  218. I agree with the poster who said “I don’t want them to fix House anymore.” If they do, he will have failed to transcend normal. Most people would go from greatness to mediocrity. THAT’S NOT what I want to see happen to House! He has to remain partially superhuman, otherwise he would just be the most immature person ever tolerated for six seasons.

    I could see a long drawn out love relationship with Cuddy work, if we get to see House remain mostly House. I would hate any further compromise. We get he’s human, but I don’t want to know the details. It’s a TV show, and personally I use it for escape, not reality.

    If he hallucinated Cuddy at the end of the finale, which I think he did, I’ll be very upset. If nothing more, its time for Greg House to score with one of the hotties already. Bring Dr. Cameron back if it isn’t so. He needs one or the other already..

  219. Just saw the season 8 opener. It was like watching a perpetual train wreck, the horror was unending.

  220. Hey there,
    First time here, congrats on your blog. I am always curious to see some things explained and how the series’ medicine relates to .. well.. reality.
    Greetings from Greece

  221. Never heard of a intraosseous access of the tibia in an adult. Doesn’t seems right.

  222. I can’t believe it … 221 responses to this episode and no one has seen the homage to World Trade Centre?

  223. This site says the total Glasgow Coma Score is “essentially meaningless” and instead recommends referring to the 3 components that make up the score: http://www.trauma.org/archive/scores/gcs.html.

    By the way, would oral sodium bicarbonate be of any use to someone with a crush injury? If so, how much to use?

  224. it needed more Wilson (and more Foreman — he really got ripped off this season)

    More Foreman? I was expecting more Cameron or a Cameron/House situation which never arrived… not even in a flashback.

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