Thor, M.D.

Thor, M.D.

(blame Lawson for this, it was his idea…)

We now join Thor M.D., Marvel’s latest project, already in progress…


Patient: Doc, I have this rash–
Thor: Verily, thou dost not lie. ‘Tis a rash, and one most contrary and inflammatory in nature.
Patient: Um, OK. How do I get rid of it?
Thor: A poultice made from the blood of an oxen slaughtered at the full moon is best…but some hydrocortisone cream should work too. [Hands the patient a prescription] Thou shalt come back in two weeks for a follow-up!


Patient: My throat is sore and it hurts to swallow.
Thor: By the All-Father! Thou art vexed by a throat full of evil spirits.
Patient: What?
Thor: ‘Tis a Strep throat that has ensorcelled you. We must act quickly, there is no time to lose! Nurse! Bring my enchanted hammer Mjolnir — and 1.2 million units of Bicillin! [Thor jabs the syringe deep in the patient's posterior]
Patient: Oww! That hurt!
Thor: Thou dost cry like a girlie man. Get thee out of my office!


Next week, on Thor, M.D. : “Turn thy head and cough!”

6 Responses to “ Thor, M.D. ”

  1. You know, we’ve never seen what happens when House strikes his cane against the ground. I’m just sayin’, is all, here.

  2. Damn, damn, damn.

    Or should it be “Forsooth, yon cravenous varlets have absconded with my humourous trifle!”

    Both of you beat me to it. But not only have we not seen House’s cane “in action”, I should also remind everyone that the show is produced by Bryan Singer. You know, the guy who did X-Men, now Superman.

    So, show of hands: Who wants to see Kevin Spacy as Loki? (All props to Alan Cumming, but appearing in a movie with Jamie Kenedey does little for your status as a Master of Evil.)

  3. Thank you Scott. Thank you, thank you, thank you.

  4. Heh. I always wondered what would happen if Dr. Blake ever let Thor’s personality come out while treating patients.

  5. You’re Thor? You thould thee my ingrown toenails!”

  6. House-as-Thor is the funniest idea I’ve heard today! YES!

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