Originitis
June 17th, 2005
Filed under: Comics
From Scott’s Textbook of Obscure Diseases:
originitis: an inflammation of the origin. A disease exhibited by characters whose backstories have undergone so many changes that no one knows for sure what their true origin is. Often due to the effects of crossovers and “event books.” There is no known cure.
June 17th, 2005 at 10:55 pm
It’s funny because it’s true.
June 18th, 2005 at 5:00 pm
EVERYTHING YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW IS WRONG!!!!!
June 18th, 2005 at 8:33 pm
Ah, yes. I believe this often is an intractable symptom of a [plot]treatment-resistant
form of retcontococcus.
June 21st, 2005 at 12:36 pm
A common symptom is costumus inconstantus, in which minor details of one’s costume keep changing withiout any apparent effort of will.
June 21st, 2005 at 1:32 pm
Where can I donate?
June 21st, 2005 at 1:35 pm
Originitis.
Originitis is caused by the bacteria Retcontococcus comicii and really should be on the CDC’s hitlist. Currently there is no known cure but hopefully science, and good writers, will be able to reduce the number of cases that appear year…
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