Love Hina #5: A Medical Review
Keitaro and the lovely ladies of Hinata House are enjoying some time at the beach. The girls notice that Keitaro is acting depressed and they decide the best way to cheer him up is to get him some boy/girl lip-on-lip action. Since none of the girls actually wants to kiss him, they convince Shinobu to pretend she has drowned and let Keitaro save her.
The scene is set and Keitaro alerted. He runs over to save Shinobu. His techinque is good. He checks her airway, tilts the head and extends the jaw.
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Unfortunately, Keitaro missed the very important first step. Before performing rescue breathing, make sure your patient has actually stopped breathing. This would have saved him a lot of pain later on.
So let this be a lesson to you: Perform first-aid poorly and you’ll be kicked in your the family jewels. Don’t say nobody warned you.
July 28th, 2005 at 4:44 pm
Man, you can NOT go wrong with crotch kicking. Always. Funny.
July 28th, 2005 at 5:02 pm
Wouldn’t Shinobu have been holding her breath, in case Keitaro did try make sure his patient has actually stopped breathing
July 29th, 2005 at 1:48 am
Official Comment
She could hold her breath for a minute or so, but it might work…
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