scene from Hulk #21 (Loeb/McGuinness)

I had hoped we were done with the whole pyschiatrist/pyschologist thing, but apparently not.

Leonard Samson has long been established as a psychiatrist with an MD, not a PhD. There have been numerous mentions of his attending medical school, including multiple references in Loeb’s own Hulk series.

Heh, heh. Nice one, Foster. Use his “mallet” indeed.
Oh wait, you were being serious? Damn.

In all her appearances, did Jane Foster perform any actual nursing?

Sorry Doc, but you don’t treat a black eye by putting some sort of cream on it. Think of it this way: a black eye is essentially a bruise around the eye — and when do you put anything on a bruise? The real treatment of a black eye is easy: ice, and time. That’s it. Nothing fancy needed.

(Now in his defense, I guess the skin around the eye could have been broken open by the punch, and Blake might be putting some sort of antibacterial ointment on it, but that’s still a stretch).

Here’s a scene from the first story in Moonstone’s Airfighters #1. The setting is the Normandy beaches on D-Day, and one American commander is running into more resistance than expected. What’s wrong this panel?

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Valkyrie was on the cover of this comic, yet there is no Valkyrie inside. Where is my Valkyrie?

Despite being the title character, Binky seems to leave most of the work to the others — though he does offer some unhelpful platitudes. Everyone else in the family actually contributes something meaningful. (Well OK, Binky’s holding a hammer in one scene, but what exactly is he hammering? Binky has the birdhouse, Dad is sawing the roof, and Mom is working on the perch. I bet he’s just smashing some walnuts to munch on while the others work).

It seems pretty clear where poor Allergy inherited his looks. I would consider this a good argument for adoption.

This PSA was found in DC comics from November 1955, including Action Comics #206 and Adventure Comics #214 (the source of this ad). The script was by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer.

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Only it turns out, this isn’t the first comic with this scene. Sgt. Fury #6 (March 1964) features a similar scene.

Of course, the stories couldn’t be more different:
Sgt. Fury #6, by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, features Lee’s typical bombastic storytelling. Fury and his squad take on Rommel’s entire North African Division, and were actually winning when they were stopped by the British Army — because the British had found out Rommel had to a part to play in a plot to assassinate Hitler and wanted him to follow through with it.

“What’s the Color of Your Blood” is more down to earth, featuring two former boxing champions meeting on the battlefield to decide once and for all who is the champ. (If you’ve never read it, the entire story can be found here, and is well worth your time).

The Atom is called to Arkham Asylum to treat a neurological problem the Joker is having. He has to shrink down to microscopic size, enter the brain, and release an “experimental chemical” at a specific location to cure the Joker.

There are many, many problems with this comic. I’m all for Fantastic Voyage homages, but it is obvious that Straczynski has no understanding of how the brain or nervous system actually functions. A twelve year old with access to Wikipedia and five minutes to spare could write a more accurate — and no less engaging — story.

The main stumbling block is Straczynski’s misunderstanding of synapses — the junctions between nerve cells*, where one cell passes a signal to the second cell. These synapses can be either chemical (a message molecule known as a neurotransmitter carries the impulse from the first cell to the second cell), or electrical (the two cells are connected by channels which allow an electrical signal — ions, really — to be passed from the first cell to the second cell).

I’ll just touch on a few of the bigger errors here:

What the doctor here is describing is not particularly rare at all. When too many synapses fire off, you have a seizure. If it involves part of the brain, it’s a partial seizure; if it involves most of the brain, it’s a generalized seizure. If the seizures happen repeatedly, then it’s considered epilepsy. If it is a seizure that cannot be stopped, then it is called status epilepticus, and yes, it can lead to brain damage and death (but it’s not rare: 42,000 deaths a year). • If the Joker really were in status, he’s be dead long before the Atom ever got there.

This is some horrible, horrible technobabble. I know everyone uses “the brain = a computer” metaphor, but it’s just that: a metaphor; a figure of speech. The brain is not really a computer — it is orders of magnitude more complex and you can’t “reboot” it. For one thing, I’d want my brainstem to keep working no matter what, since it controls such things as the heartbeat and breathing. • “Synaptic array at the microscopic level” is redundant. All human synapses are microscopic.

Straczynski seems to think that all synapses are electrical in nature, but that is not true — in fact, chemical synapses are much more numerous; electrical synapses only show up in certain pathways where speed is important — reflexes, for instance. He spends most of the issue confusing the two types of synapses. “Synaptic gaps” occur in chemical synapses; electrical synapses are tied together by ion channels. Chemical synapses are involved in the higher processes, like memory. Electrical synapses transmit ions from one nerve cell to another through channels in the cell membrane — there is no “electrical pulse” or lightning bolts (as drawn in the comic) between the nerves. The rest is just more technobabble.

For a better “The Atom in somebody’s brain” story, I recommend The Brave and the Bold (original series) #115, where the Atom controls a brain-dead Batman to solve his murder.

*There are also synapses between nerve cells and other cells, such as between a nerve cell and a muscle cell.

*Unless the point was to make me dislike a writer and characters I’ve previously enjoyed; in which case: mission accomplished.

To cleanse the palate, here are some puppies as an antidote:

In the story, Pepper Potts granddaughter mentions:

“Five years ago I was one of the millions who caught G7N1. A Stark ubi-vaccine – something you were playing around with years ago – well, it saved my life.”

To me, G7N1 sounds like an influenza virus, so let’s run with that.

A little background:
Influenza A is the most pathogenic flu virus in humans. All known flu epidemics have been caused by it. Influenza A mutates rapidly, so new strains are developing all the time. The subtypes of Influenza A are named for two proteins coded by the virus: hemagglutinin and neuraminidase. Different strains of Influenza A have different versions of these proteins. So the H1N1 virus codes for hemagglutinin #1 and neuraminidase #1, H3N2 virus has hemagglutinin #3 and neuraminidase #2, and so on. So far, nine different Hs and 16 different Ns have been identified. Luckily, most strains are not pathogenic in humans — the main ones that are now are the H1N1 (swine flu), H3N2 (Hong Kong flu), and H5N1 (bird flu).

Influenza B is not as common as Influenza A. It does not mutate as quickly either, so it is not divided into subtypes. Because of the slower mutation rate, and the fact that it is can only infect a few distinct species of animals (humans, ferrets, and seals), Influenza B has never caused large epidemics.

Influenza C is even less common than Influenza B. Like Influenza B, it does not occur in more than one subtype. Generally, it causes mild disease in children, but occasionally Influenza C can cause a local outbreak, but never large epidemics.

Back to the speculation:
G7N1 — the name doesn’t fit an Influenza A virus (no “H”), but it is similar. Given the fact that the virus causes epidemics, it’s unlikely to be Influenza B or C. So it is most likely a new genus of influenza. As I mentioned, the naming pattern sounds similar to Influenza A, so maybe it started as a major mutation of A, or is suspected to have been derived from A at some point.

Also note that it is “G7” so there have been at least 7 subtypes of this heretofore unknown virus identified in about sixty years — a high mutation rate.