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so i herd you have a second copy of your 21st chromosome….
Everybody has a second copy of their 21st chromosome (remember, humans have 23 pairs of chromosomes). It’s when you have a third copy of chromosome 21 that there’s a problem.

did j.michael straczynski ruin spider-man?
Not permanently.

lap dance fungal infection
Giving or receiving? Either way, there’s a cream for that. Make an appointment.

my stethoscope on her heart sex
If you’re doing it right, her heart should be going very fast. If it’s not, then put away the stethoscope and start concentrating on her.

nurse falls in love with patient can she continue to nurse him
That depends, is she a wet nurse?

white spots on upper arms that get worse in summer
It’s Tinea versicolor

when you shot a gun into the head and cause clot of the brain can cause stroke?
If you’ve been shot in the head, a stroke should not be one of your main concerns.

there will be bleeding from orifices
Yes, yes there will.

are criminals a superstitious cowardly lot
According to this expert they are.

polite descent
There are certainly days it feels that way.

homeopathic remedy for poison ivy
Since homeopathic remedies are nothing but water, I suggest you mix it with some soap and then use it to scrub the poison ivy sap off your skin.

do you have to take blood in med school
I submit that if you have finished medical school and never drawn blood, then you have failed and you need to reevaluate your priorities.

hi and lois porn
Damn you, Rule 34!

Then, we’ll squeeze a few days of vacation before heading back home.

Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies #21 (Dell, 1943)

And what would Independence Day be without a clip from the musical 1776? Here’s one of the songs, “But, Mr. Adams,” concerning who gets to has to write the Declaration of Independence.

…and much to may amazement I’m still here going (more or less) strong.

Along the same theme, here’s Five Years by David Bowie. OK, other than the title and the vague sci-fi theme, the song has nothing to do with this site or anniversaries — but the name fits, it’s classic Bowie, and The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders From Mars is definitely on my “Five Albums to Have when Stranded on a Desert Island” list, so enjoy.

The Brave and the Bold #48 (June/July 1963)

One of my favorite days of the year: The Indianapolis 500 in the afternoon, and then the Coca-Cola 600 in the evening (plus barbecue, lots and lots of barbecue). I hope everyone enjoys their holiday weekend,

Happy Easter from the Uncanny X-Peeps