The Return of the Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar!

It’s time for my third annual Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar. Every day, I’ll count down the days remaining until Christmas with another Christmas-themed comic book cove — and each day the issue number of that comic will tell you how many days remain until Santa Claus visits.

This year, to get things started, here’s Brandy getting ready to masquerade as the Big Guy on the cover of Liberty Meadows #24 (and it looks like poor Truman is going to be scarred for life).

cover, Liberty Meadows #24

24 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Walt Disney’s Uncle Scrooge #24.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was The Sensational Spider-Man #24
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 2nd

Twenty-three days until Christmas, and here’s Wendy Witch World #23 publsihed by Harvey Comics in January 1968.

I’m going to assume that Wendy’s Witch World is a friendlier place than Andre Norton’s Witch World. But then, that’s a team-up I’d like to see: Wendy, Casper, and Simon Tregarth join together to rid the world of evil ghosts, aliens, and devils in diapers. It couldn’t be any worse than DC’s current Warlord series.

cover, Wendy Witch World #23

23 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was The ‘Nam #23.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Cardcaptor Sakura #23
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 3rd

The Christmas countdown continues with The Best of DC #22 published by DC Comics in March, 1982.

cover, The Best of DC #223

22 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was New Adventure Comics #22.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Hitman #22
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog

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Medical Review: Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip “B-12″

This has been bothering me since last Monday.

Spoiler Warning!

A viral illness strikes the set of Studio 60 and they decide to bring a nurse on location to give everyone a Vitamin B-12 shot. When one of the performers collapses while on stage, they give him a B-12 shot. When Jordan feels faint, they plan on giving her a B-12 shot until they find out her “big secret.”

This is painfully bad medicine. In fact, I suspect it was added to the plot only as a device to lead (clumsily) to the sudden reveal at the end.

The medical mistake is fairly simple: B-12 shots have one use — they treat Vitamin B-12 deficiency.

If you’re not B-12 deficient, then you gain nothing from the shot (well, nothing other than the risks inherent with having a fluid injected into your body tissue via a sharp needle). B-12 shots do not treat fatigue or cure a lack of energy. They cannot prevent infections, cure infections, or otherwise help at all in combatting infections.

As for the performer who collapsed on stage: he was sick and likely feverish. He was under hot lights and wearing a heavy costume. He is undoubtedly dehydrated and likely has heat exhaustion as well. He doesn’t need a B-12 shot. What he needs is rehydration (probably with IV fluids) and some time to rest in a cool area.

Finally, despite what the show would have us believe, B-12 shots are not contraindicated in pregnancy. They are considered Category C, which means “Uncertain Safety.” In other words, there aren’t enough studies to comfortably say whether they are safe or not; they can be given if the potential benefits outweigh the possible risks. I certainly wouldn’t give this class of drug to a pregnant woman routinely, but if a Category C drug is all that will treat a particular condition, it should be strongly considered (for example, many seizure medications are Category C. So which is riskier — giving a Category C drug, or a pregnant mother possibly having a bad seizure and going into status epilepticus? It’s not a clear cut answer, but personally I would keep her on the medication. Situations like these are why medicine is an art and not always a science). Anyway, pregnant or not, Jordan was right to refuse the B-12 as it wasn’t going to do anything beneficial.


My main complaint with Studio 60 is the sketches. They should never have shown any of them, but just left them to our imagination. That way we would have been sure they were absolutely hilarious. Instead, we get shown skits that just aren’t funny at all. For instance, their redemption skit in the first episode was based on Pirates of Penzance? I doubt that many members of their supposed hip young audience are that familiar with Gilbert and Sullivan. (Sure, it was funny when Wakko, Yakko, and Dot did it — but they had slapstick and better rhymes). My advice to Sorkin and company is to focus on the behind the scenes, and keep it off the stage.


Tomorrow, James Bond, digitalis, and AEDs.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 4th

It wouldn’t be a Christmas Comic Book Cover countdown without a visit from Donald Duck, and here he is in the eponymous Donald Duck Adventures #21 from February 1992 featuring “The Golden Christmas Tree”. The 21 on the cover means that there are only twenty-one more days until Christmas!

cover, Donald Duck Adventures #21

21 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Justice League Europe #21.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was The New Archies #21
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog

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Medical Review: That One Scene from “Casino Royale”

While our home lay blanketed in ice and powerless this weekend, the wife and I decided that it would be a good idea to travel someplace with a working heater, so we decided to see a movie. And not just any movie, but we decided to catch Casino Royale, the latest James Bond movie and the first to star Craig Daniels Daniel Craig as Bond.

It was a wise decision. Not only did we avoid hypothermia and frostbite, but Casino Royale is one of the best — if not the best — of the Bond films. Daniels played a phenomenal James Bond, and it was great to a Bond closer in spirit to the James Bond of the books than the outrageous movie bond of late. I agree with Tom that the movie was about thirty minutes too long, but the chase scene at the beginning more than makes up for it.

Spoiler Warning!

Cynical physician that I am, there was scene that caught my eye about two-thirds of the way through the film:

While playing a high stakes game of poker at the Casino Royale, James Bond drinks some poison that was slipped into his martini. Once he notices its effects (rapid heart rate, diaphoresis), he rushes to the bathroom where he makes an emetic of salt-water in an attempt to purge any remaining poison from his stomach. He rushes to his car where an AED (automatic external defibrillator) is waiting, along with a connection to the team at MI6 back in England. He jams a fancy needle in his arm which allows the chaps at HQ to determine that he has been poisoned with Digitalis. They have him slap defibrillator pads on his chest and then inject a medication into his neck. As the medicine takes effect, he tries to set off the defibrillator, but can’t manage it. As he collapses and his heart stops beating, Vesper arrives and sets off the AED, reviving Bond.

digitalisDigitalis is a potent cardiac medicine. Originally refined from the foxglove plant, digitalis is still used today in conditions such as heart failure and atrial fibrillation. A digitalis overdose has a surprisingly high morbidity and mortality.

digitalisIt takes 6 hours for digitalis toxicity to kick in after a large dose, so it wouldn’t have taken affect until well after the poker game.

digitalisToxic levels of digitalis can cause a wide variety of abnormal cardiac rhythms. The most common in acute toxicity is a bradyarrythmia, or an abnormally slow heart rhythm. Tachyarrythmias (abnormally fast rhythms) can also occur in acute toxicity and are a worrisome sign. Bond had a racing heart rate — though I have to admit that while he had fairly fast rate of around 135, it looked like a normal conduction pattern to me and not a dangerous rhythm.

digitalisDefibrillation is not recommended routinely for digitalis toxicity because it can cause very nasty heart rhythms (such as ventricular fibrillation) or it can cause the heart to stop beating entirely (asystole) — neither of which are good things.

digitalisI did not catch the name of the drug he injected into his jugular vein, so I I’m not going to speculate on how it would work. However, if someone more observant than me did catch the name…

digitalisYou’ll note that Bond was defibrillated while in asystole. This is not a good idea, and one of the Most Common Comic Book Medical Errors (and movies too).

digitalisA final thought on the defibrillator. Many modern AEDs can set off the shock themselves once they are turned on, so there’s no need to manually trigger the shock. Additionally, nearly every model has a fault detector to make sure the circuit to the pads is working. It’s a shame MI6 spent all that money on his car and skimped on the AED.

[Don't let this medical nit-picking make you think I didn't enjoy the movie. I did. Go see it, and on the big screen too. That intial chase scene just won't be the same on a small screen.]

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 5th

Twenty days until Christmas, and today’s comic is Mutt and Jeff #20, from December 1945. A nice Christmas charity-bell-ringer-scene, but you’ll notice the joke has nothing at all to do with the scene, or even Christmas. Oh well, it’s a Christmas cover countdown, not a Christmas joke countdown.

cover, Mutt and Jeff #20

20 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Archer & Armstrong #20.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Hawk & Dove #20 (A favorite comic I recently blogged about here).
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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Repeat House

A repeat House tonight. One of the better episodes from the first season. It involves House teaching a group of medical students, it reveals what’s wrong with his leg, and it has Carmen Electra in her best acting role to date.

From House season one, here is episode 21: “Three Stories

MondayTuesday PSA: One of the Worst PSA Ads Ever

American Heart Association PSA! Click for the full page. It’s time for the Monday PSA, on Tuesday this week!

Today I present a public service ad from the American Heart Association that is a strong contender for the award of “Worst PSA Ever in a Comic Book.” Let’s look at it’s qualifications:
♥ A design a five year-old could draw (and probably did).
♥ Black and white, in a color comic.
♥ Hidden in the back of the comic, behind the house ads.
♥ A message that doesn’t really impart any useful information…
♥ Yet still manages to be self-congratulatory.

On the plus side, the font is legible and large enough for anybody with 20/200 vision or less to read.

Jim Gordon Heart Attack PSAA much better effort 2 years later by the AHA was the Comissioner Gordon Heart Attack PSA

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 6th

Only nineteen days until Christmas, so here is Captain Marvel and Mary Marvel helping Santa Claus on his route from the cover of Captain Marvel Adventures #19, published in January 1943.

I like the way Mary Marvel is identified as “The Shazam Girl.”

cover, Captain Marvel Adventures #19

19 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Comic Cavalcade #19.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Batman and the Outsiders #19
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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Hawk & Dove #23 “Truth and Justice”

cover, Hawk & Dove #23As Hawk & Dove neared the end of its run, there still remained several outstanding issues. Unfortunately, there were also an increasing number of issues that were painfully mediocre. This is one of those comics.

It starts out promising. Dove and Captain Arsala are on a date, just like in issue #13. She ditches him in the middle of the meal, only to reappear a few minutes later as Dawn. It’s part of her cunning plan to make Arsala think that Dove is flighty and that Dawn is a better prospect for dating. Ren and Hank are hiding in the restaurant helping Dawn with her plan.

There is a brief interlude featuring the Velvet Tiger and her new bodyguard, Sudden Death, putting the squeeze on a Chinese mob boss. The scene returns to the restaurant as Captain Arsala is leaving. He promises to call Dawn and then drops a cryptic comment about missing Teen Titans1.

Hank, Dawn, and Ren start walking home when they stumble upon an attempt on the Velvet Tiger’s life2. They change to Hawk and Dove and swoop in to help, unaware that the Tiger is actually a vicious criminal. The team sent to dispatch her is the Cyber-Brats, easily one of the lamest villain teams of the nineties3. There is Database, a young kid who has a keyboard on his forearm and a wheel instead of his left leg (here he comes: step, roll, step, roll, step, roll). He doesn’t seem to have any powers other than shouting out random technobabble. Next is Cursor who controls a 4-inch flying sphere. She can hang onto it and “fly” or use it to hit people. She doesn’t last long in the fight. Modem can materialize in and out of electronic equipment and is also down for the count quickly. Mainframe is a bruiser (or “tank” if you prefer MMO-speak) who can increase in size and power, like Giantman. He’s the only one who actually puts up a fight.

Then the fifth member of the Cyber-Brats appears: their leader, named Hakker, who can possess any one of the other ‘Brats and manifest through them as a giant computerized Grim Reaper. It turns out that he is actually the older brother of the Velvet Tiger — and he is here to “cut out her evil side.” In the end, the Cyber-Brats are captured and the Velvet Tiger escapes, but not before revelaing her evil sadistic side to Dove.

The excitement over, everyone returns home and Hank finds another message waiting for him from his deceased brother asking for his help.

The Cyber-Brats. The dot-com bust of super villain teams

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1This is an allusion to the Titans Hunt storyline that was appearing in various Titans-related comics at the time. The storyline will make a brief and unimportant appearance in Hawk & Dove #28.
2Hank, Dove, and their friends certainly seem to accidentally stumble upon more than their fair share of criminal activity. For starters, how about issues 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 8, 9, 13, 18, 19, 20, 21 and 22, for instance.
3As far as I know, this comic was their only appearance.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 7th

It’s December 7th, and that means two things. The first is that it’s Pearl Harbor Day. The second is that there are only 18 days remaining until Christmas, and to mark the occasion here is Funny Stuff #18, published by DC Comics in February 1947.

The poor character on the cover (bear? cat? unidentified anthropomorphic cartoon species?) is learning the hard way what happens when you open Christmas presents early — at least it’s better than being arrested.

cover, Funny Stuff #18

18 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was The Friendly Ghost Casper #18.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Green Lantern #18
2005 Advent Calendar The 2005 Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar 2006 Advent Calendar The 2004 Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar
2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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With Appreciation

The U.S.S. Arizona Memorial
The U.S.S. Arizona Memorial
Pearl Harbor, Hawai’i

Picture taken on the boat ride to the memorial

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 8th

17 Days until Christmas, and the Advent Calendar cover today is Andy Panda #17 (Dell Comics, January 1953) displaying a good example of that Christmas cover staple, the stockings-hung-by-the-chimney-with-care gag (here’s two more examples, courtesy of Donald Duck and his nephews)

cover, Andy Panda #17

17 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Famous Funnies #17.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Walt Disney’s Mickey and Donald #17
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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October and November Searches

It’s that time again to look at what internet search engine queries brought people to Polite Dissent over the past two months. You’ll notice a couple of repeats on here, but that’s only because people keep asking for it. As always, my comments when appropriate (or even when inappropriate) are in green italics. (Previous seach posts can be found here, and it seems I missed September. I’ll have to correct that oversight at some point)

COMMON SEARCHES
  • 30 Greatest D&D adventures of all time lots of classic D&D/AD&D fans out there. Link.
  • Japanese Pregnancy The “ten month” pregnancy Link.
  • Dem Bones candy Couldn’t find any this year. Link.
  • Michael Swango I wrote about him during Bad Doctor Week. Link.
  • Snake Tattoo I keep getting searches for this, and I could never figure out why. But now I think I know.

CRAFT CORNER

  • Homemade defibrillator
  • Homemade torture devices

FANFICTION SEARCHES

  • Airwolf fan fiction
  • Teen Titans childbirth fanfiction
  • Human Torch Lyja fanfic
  • Santa reindeer fanfic

SEARCHES where I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THESE PEOPLE WERE LOOKING FOR (OR AT LEAST WHAT THE ANSWER IS)

  • Justice League bikini
  • Where does Batman the Long Halloween go in the Dewey decimal system?
  • Comics about rashes
  • Laws on zebras

SEARCHES that I DON’T WANT TO KNOW ANY MORE ABOUT

  • Haloperidol nausea and vomiting action images pictures
  • Kim Possible and Ron Stoppable smacking lips
  • Chaykin soft penetrating Hawkgirl

COMIC BOOK RELATED SEARCHES

  • Barbara Kesel Worst Writer She’s written some good series (Hawk & Dove) and some less good series (Savant Garde), but she’s far from the worst writer. One thing you can say about her is that she tends to stick to her own creations and write their stories, so if she writes bad stories, it’s just her fans who pay the price. It’s the writers who write bad stories about characters other people worked hard to make respected — these are the much worse writers in my opinion (Bruce Jones, for instance)
  • Songs & Stories about the Justice League of America I think you want the Comic Treadmill

MISCELLANEOUS SEARCHES

  • Daredevil vacuum
  • Kim Possible picks cupcakes
  • Coloring books how to draw emo people You need lots of black crayons. Now that I think about it, that’s a great idea. Someone can put a set of crayons with Emo specific colors and names, such as “Shroud Black,” “Depression Gray,” “Bleeding Heart Red,” “Miasma Green,” and “Misunderstood Mauve.”

JUST PLAIN WRONG

  • Erotic Hi and Lois comics
  • Charley Brown having sex

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 9th

A mere 16 days remain until Christmas so that means we’re looking at a comic book Christmas cover with the issue number of sixteen. Today’s selection is The Funnies #16, published by Dell Comics in January 1938 — which makes it the oldest comic book on this year’s countdown.

The cover displays yet another version of the stockings-hung-by-the-chimney-with-care gag discusses yesterday.

cover, The Funnies #16

16 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was More Fun Comics #16.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Little Audrey #16 (showing another version of the stocking gag).
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2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Heroes

After a brief absence, my weekly examination of psychic related nosebleeds returns. Today’s example comes from the NBC television show Heroes, and features the telepathic cop Matt Parkman.

Scene from Heroes
Thanks to everyone who sent e-mails or posted comments pointing out this scene to me,
and double thanks to Loren for sending me the screengrab.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 10th

Today’s comic, Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies #15 (Dell, January 1943), reminds us that there are only fifteen days until Christmas. And no, I haven’t finished my shopping yet.

There are some nice touches on this cover such as Bugs’s upside-down songbook, and the carrot on the tree.

cover, Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies #15

15 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was The Ren & Stimpy Show #15.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Classics Illustrated #15: The Gift of the Magi.
2005 Advent Calendar The 2005 Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar 2006 Advent Calendar The 2004 Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar
2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Nextwave

This psychic nosebleed scene comes from the recent Nextwave: Agents of H.A.T.E. #10, by Warren Ellis and Stuart Immomen. The team has just been assaulted by the reality-projecting powers of Forbush-Man.

Scene from Nextwave #10 (modified to show the nosebleeds better)

Aaron Stack and The Captain are showing nosebleeds as a result of the attack. Elsa Bloodstone may also be having the same problem — it’s hard to tell. As far as I know, this marks the first time a robot has evere suffered a psychic nosebleed.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 11th

Today’s comic is Dennis the Menace “Pocket Full of Fun” #14, and that means that there are only two weeks remaining until Christmas. It also means that Dave is starting his Annual CBLDF fund drive so head over to his site and join up!

cover, Dennis the Menace Pocket Full of Fun #14

14 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
2005 Advent Calendar One year ago, the cover was Sable #14.
2004 Advent Calendar Two years ago, the featured cover was Bloodshot #14.
2005 Advent Calendar The 2005 Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar 2006 Advent Calendar The 2004 Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar
2006 Advent Calendar David Carter always has another good comic book advent calendar over at Yet Another Comics Blog
2006 Advent Calendar Two newcomers to the comic book advent calendar world this year: ShadZ and Brendan McKillip

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Monday PSA: Ninja High School talks about Sexually Transmitted Diseases

cover, Ninja High School talks about Sexually Transmitted DiseasesIn 1992, Antarctic Press published a free comic starring its Ninja High School characters and discussing sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). It was drawn by Ninja High School creator Ben Dunn, and written by his brother Joe Dunn M.D.

Just to show the reader that nothing is out of bounds in this comic, the introductory scene features Ninja High School main characters Jeremy, Ichi, and Asrial in a totally irrelevant discussion about the menstrual cycle. Ichi and Asrial then exit stage right and Jeremy runs across his friend Rick who is bragging about how he scored with a girl the previous weekend. In a fit of karma, he is immediately laid low by severe abdominal pain.

Jeremy takes Rick to Dr. Hanson, who — throwing the very idea of patient confidentiality out the window — loudly informs Jeremy that his friend has a sexually transmitted disease. She then proceeds to lecture Jeremy about STDs (when it seems she would be better off lecturing his infected friend).

Dr. Hanson discusses Urinary Tract Infections, Gonorrhea, Chlamydia, Syphilis, and HIV/AIDS. I dispute the fact that urinary tract infections are sexually transmitted. Certainly, in some people, they can be related to intercourse, but even then it is not sexual transmission. Otherwise, the information is good, if overly didactic at times (and the choice of using a typed font rather than hand-lettering only emphasizes this lecture-like aspect). The HIV/AIDS information is out of date, but was correct at the time when the comic was published.

The comic does a good job educating its audience about when to seek treatment for sexually transmitted diseases. As a family physician, I would have liked to see more of the comic devoted to prevention. As it is, just the last page addresses this issue, and then only in a cursory manner. This is unfortunate as prevention is the cornerstone of dealing with STDs. (As memory serves, author Joe Dunn is an emergency department physician, and as such he’s naturally more focused on treating diseases that are already present rather than trying to prevent new ones).

The art is in Ben Dunn’s typical faux-manga style, which either you care for or you don’t. Personally, I have always enjoyed his work and he does a good job here illustrating difficult subjects in a humorous manner.

Scene from Ninja High School talks about Sexually Transmitted Diseases

MetadocsFor more standard superhero fare, Joe Dunn also wrote Metadocs, about a hospital for superheroes and supervillains.
Death Talks About LifeNeil Gaiman and Dave McKean tackle HIV/AIDS in the PSA Death Talks About Life

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 12th

Just 13 days unitl Christmas. The twelth day in the comic book advent calendar reveals Comic Cavalcade #13 (DC Comics, December 1945) featuring Green Lantern, the Flash, and Wonder Woman. And, apparently, a very confused Robin who desn’t understand that he is supposed to be the herald of spring, not Christmas. Maybe he’s trying out for a part in “The Twelve Days of Christmas.”

cover, Comic Cavalcade #13

13 Days until Christmas!
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2006 Advent Calendar The entire 2006 Comic Book Calendar Advent Calendar (so far).
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House – Episode 10 (Season Three): “Merry Little Christmas”

This episode was mostly about House, Wilson, and Vicodin, but they did manage to squeeze in some medicine as well. The mystery was fair, the solution clever, but the medicine — even though they ordered less tests than usal — still had too many errors. Here is this week’s review of House (with spoilers, of course):

Spoiler Warning!

Abigail is a 15 year-old dwarf with cartilage hair hypoplasia dwarfism (CHH). She was recently in the hospital for a collapsed lung and is now following up in Dr. Cuddy’s clinic. House convinces Cuddy to admit Abigail to the hospital to find out what’s really wrong with her. He presents her case to his team, at this time noting that she also has anemia. Cameron points out that individuals with CHH dwarfism have compromised immune systems and the PPD (tuberculosis test) that Dr. Cuddy placed may not be reliable. A gallium scan is ordered to look for infection. The scan shows no infection, but House notes that the liver is the darkest area of the scan, which makes him suspicious that something is wrong with her liver. He wants an ultrasound of the liver, but at this point, Cuddy intervenes. She removes House from the case until he accepts Tritter’s plea bargain and she takes over as lead physician. She orders a lung MRI to look for lung cancer, but it is negative. As the scan is finishing, Abigail develops a bad coughing spell and begins to cough up blood (hemoptysis). A further work-up reveals variceal bleeding (enlarged easily bleeding blood vessels in the esophagus related to liver problems) and liver failure. The diagnosis at this time includes schistosomiasis (a parasitic infection of the liver), cirrhosis, hepatitis, hepatoma (liver cancer), Budd-Chiari syndrome (an obstructing clot of the hepatic vein), and drug or alcohol abuse.

A liver biopsy shows sclerosing cholangitis. Surreptitiously, House tells Foreman that he believes Abigail has a condition that will affect her whole body, starting with the pancreas. Foreman order an alpha-1 antitrypsin level, but it is normal (This is good thinking on Foreman’s part, sort of; an antitrypsin deficiency can lead to lung and liver disease, so that part is right — but it really has nothing to do with the pancreas). Cuddy discounts House’s theory about the pancreas and orders an ERCP. Just before the test is to begin, Wilson and Foreman realize that Abigail in unconscious. They detect fruity breath and diagnose her with diabetic ketoacidosis. Her pancreas has failed leading to diabetes; House was right.

At this point, the differential includes Langerhans Cell Histiocytosis, cystic fibrosis, Hodgkin’s Lymphoma, and lupus. A lumbar puncture is obtained to look for signs of Hodgkin’s and antibody levels are drawn to look at autoimmune diseases. Cameron visits House who deduces that Abigail has Still’s Disease (better known as Juvenile Rheumatoid Arthritis) — a particularly nasty autoimmune disease. She is started on steroids, methotrexate, and cyclosporin. Sadly, she starts bleeding from her mouth and ears. A head CT is normal. Wilson suspects she has leukemia and wants to perform a bone marrow biopsy but Cameron feels that it is still an autoimmune disorder, as Abigail did initially improve on therapy.

House examines an x-ray of Abigail’s leg to make the diagnosis. The growth plates on her bones are normal, suggesting that she does not have CHH. Instead, she has growth hormone deficiency caused by a pituitary tumor caused by Langerhans Cell Histiocytosis (and Chase was right again).


I thought the idea of Abigail not really being a genetic dwarf was particularly clever, unfortunately the route (and medical care) they used to get there was poor. In several cases, the timing was off. Gallium scans take 2 to 3 days to complete (it takes gallium a while to build up in the tissues), and diabetic ketoacidosis would not kick in that quickly unless the team inexcusably missed some earlier abnormal labs. Neither of Abigail’s diagnoses really fit her case. Look at the signs and symptoms of Still’s Disease and Langerhans cell histiocytosis. Few of them are even close to her symptoms, and nothing explains her lung collapse and liver failure — her main complaints. Finally, people with short limb dwarfism (of which CHH is one) have a different body build than people with growth hormone deficiency; someone should have caught that sooner. I was also a little disappointed that they presented such a rosy ending (or close, anyway), apparently forgetting that poor Abigail still has liver failure, pancreatic failure, and diabetes. She has a rough road ahead.

The soap opera/personal relationship aspect of the episode was good again this week, with several good scenes involving House and Wilson, House and Cuddy, and then House and Foreman and Cameron. I’m still not sure how much of House’s actions are signs of addiction, or are signs of an obnoxious person with pseudoaddiction. I’m certainly no lawyer or policeman, but I was confused why Tritter was offering the deal. Isn’t that what lawyers are for? Sure, he mentioned the DA, but at this point House hasn’t been arrested or even indicted.

This episode earns a B for the mystery and an A for the solution. The medicine, however, was only average (for House at least) and deserves a C. The soap opera was good, but not as good as last week’s and earns an A-.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 13th

With twelve days remaining until Christmas, we need a Christmas-themed twelfth issue to continue the countdown. In Chip ‘n’ Dale #12 (Dell, 1957), we have a good one. In fact, I think this is one of my favorite Christmas covers on this year’s countdown. It’s simple, but manages to convey the message of the season.

cover, Chip 'n' Dale #12

12 Days until Christmas!
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Is This the Legacy We Want?

cover, Marvel Legacy: The 1980's HandbookTake a close look through Marvel Legacy: The 1980s Handbook. Read the front cover introduction. Flip through the pages. Check out the credits. Notice what’s there. Then notice what’s missing.

There are no artist credits. More accurately, the cover artists, “art reconstruction” and “select colorist” are credited, but nobody else. Certainly not the original artists whose work graces every page of the book.

This is wrong.

First and most simply, the artists deserve credit. It’s their work and they deserve to have it identified as such. (And I hope they were adequately remunerated as well, but that’s another issue).

Second, this book was designed to captured a feeling of “80s Era Marvel” — the introduction says as much. A big part of the classic Marvel comics of this period was the art. You can’t celebrate the era without celebrating the people who brought it to life.

Finally, what good is this as any sort of a reference if it’s missing such key information?

We’re not talking forgotten artists either, but well-known artists including Byrne, Simonson, Adams, Miller, McFarlane, and Mignola, just to name a few.

I’d love to see Marvel step up and identify the artists involved (at least online), but I don’t have that much faith in them anymore to do the right thing.


Personally, I was looking though the book when I came across the “Crossroads” entry. My familiarity with the Hulk starts about mid-way through Peter David’s run on the character, so I was unfamiliar with this part of his story. I looked at the art and thought, “That sure looks like Bret Blevin’s work.” Blevins has long been one of my favorite and I’m always happy to find new comics (new to me, that is) that he drew. I looked through the book for confirmation that it was his art. Nothing. There was more of his art in the “New Mutants” entry, but again, no credits. These are comics I would be willing to track down and purchase if I could confirm they were drawn by him. Thanks for all the help, Marvel.

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 14th

I miss Pogo.

cover, Pogo #11

11 Days until Christmas!
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 15th

You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen…never had there own comic book. But Rudolph did — many of them in fact (and I hear that he even had his own television specials, too). Today’s cover is Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer #10, publsished by DC Comics in 1957.

cover, Rudolph the Red-Nose Reindeer #10

10 Days until Christmas!
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Worst Christmas Songs

Most the radio stations, restuarants, and stores around here have switched to Christmas music, 24/7. Thought it’s overkill, I can survive it…for the most part. I remain convinced that these are the worst two Christmas songs ever:

  • Little Saint Nick
    Contains the stupidest line of any Christmas song: Christmas comes this time each year.
  • The Christmas Shoes
    You need an extra dose of insulin just to listen to this song. And the radio was playing the “special version” where a choir of young girls joins awkwardly in the singing.

To my favorites, this year add “Christmas Wrapping” by The Waitresses, a more-or-less one hit wonder band known best for “I Know What Boys Like.”

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 16th

You know, despite being obscenely wealthy, the Richs don’t celebrate Christmas that much different than anyone else — that is if you discount the gold, the silver, the platinum, the diamonds, the rubies, the emeralds, the topazes, the opals, the amethysts, the periodots, the sapphires, the real estate, the stocks, the bonds…

Today’s cover is Richie Rich Fortune$ #9, from March 1973, and it reminds us that there are just nine days until Christmas!

cover, Richie Rich Fortune$ #9

9 Days until Christmas!
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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Hellion

In this scene from the final chapter of the Nimrod storyline in New X-Men #31, Hellion is pushing his telekinetic powers to the limit to get his wounded teammate back to the X-Mansion in time to save her life.

Scene from New X-Men #31
Scene from New X-Men #31, script by Craig Kyle and Christ Yost, pencils by Paco Medina

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 17th

As anybody who’s been to Disney Land or Disneyworld can attest, Disney and parades go hand and hand. This is especially true during the holiday season, not just in the theme parks, but also in the comics where there have been at least three separate versions of Walt Disney’s Christmas Parade. Today’s comic is from the 1963 Gold Key series, with this eighth issue published in 1971.

cover, Walt Disney's Christmas Parade #8

8 Days until Christmas!
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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Light Lass

You’d think that in a thousand years, mankind come develop a cure for the psychic nosebleed, but apparently not if this scene from a recent Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes is accurate.

Scene from Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes #23
Scene from Supergirl and the Legion of Super-Heroes #23, script by Mark Waid, pencils by Barry Kitson

Ayla Ranzz (Light Lass) is under attack from the rogue Titan telepath Jeyra Entinn and suffers not only a psychic nose bleed, but also the rarer ear bleed as well.

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Scot’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 18th

This one’s just too cute for words

…other than that this is Dell Junior Treasury #7 from January 1957.

cover, Dell Junior Treasury #7

7 Days until Christmas!
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Monday PSA: The Amazing Spider-Man — Chaos in Calgary!

Sadly, this scene does not appear in the comicThis is the fourth in a series of Spider-Man public service comics1 that take place in Canada and were originally given away free2. The first two books dealt with drugs and featured Peter Parker visiting a Canadian science fair3. Next, Peter went to Toronto to catch a ball game and teamed up with Ghost Rider to stop a drunk hit-and-run driver. This final comic is the most forgettable of the bunch. The theme this time appears to be bicycle safety, although it only mentioned in two panels of the entire comic. While the comic does feature a super-hero team cameo, that team happens to be the Rangers. Once again American super-villains are an integral part of the plot4 and Peter just happens to be in the right place in the right time (and luckily criminals only victimize one city at a time in Canada).

As the comic starts, Peter is at the Calgary Stampede taking pictures for the Daily Bugle. Alongside him are Nobel Prize winning physicist Dr. Cargill and his wheelchair bound daughter Joline5. Performing at the Stampede are the Rangers, some of Marvel’s cheesiest heroes: there’s sharp-shooter Shooting Star, mysterious vigilante Phantom Rider, and the Texas Twister, half man-half cyclone. Appearing with the Rangers are the Right Riders, the safe-riding bicycle team from the previous issue. A watered-down version of the Frightful Four choose this moment to attack the crowd and kidnap Dr. Cargill.6

Peter rushes Joline to her father’s RV where she’ll be safe. He then changes into Spider-Man and rushes back to rescue the doctor. Meanwhile, the Rangers have taken on the Frightful Four and lost in record time. Back at the RV, Joline switches to a souped-up hovering wheelchair and becomes Turbine, Canada’s newest super-hero. She joins up with the Right Riders and together they rescue the Rangers and help Spidey capture the Frightful Four and rescue Dr. Cargill.

Yep, that’s all there is; that’s the story. No great morals or lessons learned, just American heroes and villains (and Turbine — Canada’s newst super hero!) duking it out in Calgary. Oh, and remember to wear your helmet kids!

Sadly, this scene DOES appear in the comic

Notes:
1In all fairness, I should point out that this comic was not written by Dwayne McDuffie, the writer of the previous issues, but instead by Scott Lobdell. Mr. Lobdell wrote many fine comics during his tenure at Marvel. This is not one of them.
2Though we Americans had to pay for our copies
3We never did find out what Beth’s super-secret project was that all the villains wanted was.
4New motto: Canada — Where all the Super Villains are imported!
5Not Jolene, that’s entirely different.
6Why is the Wizard even considered a genius? This is one of the stupidest plans ever: Instead of surreptitiously breaking into Dr. Cargill’s house and kidnapping him, we’ll do it in broad daylight, in front of thousands of spectators and hundreds of police and at least one super-hero team. And then get beaten by kids on bikes.

Previous Issues:
The Amazing Spider-Man: Skating on Thin Ice!
The Amazing Spider-Man: Double Trouble
The Amazing Spider-Man: Hit and Run!

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 19th

Another classic Christmas cover, this one is from Hot Wheels #6 (February 1971). As far as I’m concerned, it’s easily worth 15¢ to buy the comic and discover why Santa is driving his souped-up sleight/sportscar straight at an injured couple. That scene just screams Christmas Spirit!

cover, Hot Wheels #6

6 Days until Christmas!
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House Repeats and Grand Rounds

There are two episodes of House on tonight. Both are repeats, but good episodes.

House - No ReasonFirst up is “No Reason,” last year’s season finale. I really can’t discuss the plot without giving away too many spoilers, but let me just day that this episode has led to the most lively discussion of any House episode Plus there are exploding organs.

House - MeaningSecond is “Meaning,” the first episode of the current season. Medically, it’s well done. The character interaction is a little sub-par as the characters are feeling their way around the new status quo, but it’s still a very good episode.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 20th

Only 5 days remain until Christmas, and to mark the occasion, here is Holiday Comics #5 (Star, 1952) featuring a classic American Christmas scene (though I like the way the sleigh is labeled “Santa,” as if it could be anyone else).

cover, Holiday COmics #5

5 Days until Christmas!
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Quick Thoughts on 52 #33

A couple of unavoidably snarky thoughts concerning today’s 52 #33. In my defense, both of these errors were pretty glaring (at least to me), particularly the first one with all the medical charts Luthor was looking at.

DC letterers, you really need to look into Lorem Ipsum. It’s a nonsense text placeholder that at least looks realistic, and doesn’t look like someone was just typing random keys on the second row of the keyboard. Seriously, it’s extremely easy to use — here’s a website that randomly generates lorem ipsum text for you (and here’s the Wikipedia entry on Lorem Ipsum).

(And this is another one of the reasons I don’t like computer lettering as well as hand lettering — fake text just looks too fake.)

Scene from 52 #33

Scene from 52 #33 You’d think a Pulitzer Prize winning journalist would be able to tell mistletoe from holly. Here’s a hint:

mistletoeholly

OK, those don’t look that much like holly berries, but it’s still a lot closer to holly than mistletoe.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 21st

By far the creepiest cover on this year’s Advent Calendar. In fact, I’m positive it’s the creepiest cover of any of the Advent Calendars I’ve done. It’s just wrong on so many levels.

Anyway, this is the variant cover of the Fantastic Four #4 from the 1996 series (you remember, the barely-lasted-a-year-”Heroes ReturnReborn”-version) with uncredited cover art that has to be by Whilce Portacio.

cover, Fantastic Four #4

4 Days until Christmas!
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A Scene from Y: The Last Man #52 [SPOILER ALERT!]

Scene from Y: The Last Man #52
Scene from Y: The Last Man #52 (script by Vaughan, art by Guerra)

It’s nice of Dr. Mann father to wipe down Yorick’s arm with alcohol to prevent infection — right before he injects him with a lethal dose of barbituates.

I’m sure using an alcohol wipe before an injection is simply a habit for the doctor, but it still strikes me as humorous that he’s being conscientious enough to worry about possible infection in a man he’s about to kill.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 22nd

After yesterday’s creepy cover, I thought an appearance by Archie would cleanse the palate. Here he is in Archie’s Christmas Stocking #3 from 1995. And unlike the Kents, Archie knows what Mistletoe looks like.

cover, Archie's Christmas Stocking #3

3 Days until Christmas!
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 23rd

I know what you’re thinking: “Scott, how can it be Christmas without bikinis?” And you’re right — it jut isn’t Yule without some two-piece swimsuit action. Luckily, here’s Chrissy Claus #2 (Hero Comics, 1994) and her friends to fix our problem.

I like how it says “For Children of All Ages.” Right, just as long as they happen to be males between the ages 13 and 25.

cover, Chrissie Claus #2

2 Days until Christmas!
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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Martian Manhunter

So when your mind is taken over by a hostile Martian, there’s the ususal psychic nosebleed. In addition, there’s oral bleeding as well as the rare eye bleeding. Ouch.

Scene from Martian Manhunter #2
Scene from Martian Manhunter #2, script by A.J. Lieberman, pencils by Al Barrionuevo

The “control of their motor skills” the caption mentions is not what’s causing the bleeding, it’s just a set up for the next few panels when the mind-controlled guards gun down the other guards.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – Christmas Eve!

Christmas Eve…just one more day until Christmas. Like yesterday, this cover features one of Santa’s children (exactly how many does the man have?), just a slighltly more wholesome one that yesterday.

Today’s comic is Jingle Belle #1 (Oni, 1999)

cover, Jingle Belle #1

1 Day until Christmas!
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Tomorrow’s the big day? What unusual cover will I choose to showcase? Can it be better (or worse) than The Legends of NASCAR Christmas Special or the Saved by the Bell Special Holiday Issue? Wait and see…

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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Rachel Summers

Rachel Grey has a little nosebleed after an encounter with the ridiculous-looking Blade of the Phoenix in Uncanny X-Men #479. The previous panel shows that it’s not a direct blow from the blade causing the bleeding, but the psychic feedback from when it was directed at her.

Scene from Uncanny X-MEn #479
Scene from Uncanny X-Men #479, script by Ed Brubaker, pencils by Billy Tan

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – Christmas Day!

Merry Christmas everyone!

I always like to end the Advent Calendar with a strange yet memorable Christmas comic. This year is The Vampire’s Christmas, published by Image in 2003.

cover, The Vampire's Christmas

Merry Christmas!
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Coincidentally, it seems that Ralph’s Comic Corner, run by the infamous Mike Sterling, has The Vampire’s Christmas up for sale on eBay right now!

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Holiday Catch-Up Post

I spent the latter part of last week with the Polite-wife and the in-laws in Las Vegas. Her family is great, so visiting is always something I look forward to, but it’s exhausting too, particularly at the holidays. While in Vegas, we had the chance to catch up with old friends as well as visiting my favorite comic book store, Alternate Reality.

We returned home early Christmas evening and spent the remainder of the night and the next day with my folks, celebrating our family Christmas. It was fun, there was plenty of good food, but it’s nice to be back in our house. I have the next few days off before working in the clinic New Year’s weekend, so I think I’ll relax, play some Lego Star Wars, and — maybe, just maybe — update the Comic Book Drug Reference and maybe try out some new CSS for this site.

I’ll resume regular posting Wednesday night with a look at Rabies in Jonah Hex, followed by a look at the best and worst in comic book medicine in 2006.

In the meantime so you can get your medical fix, this week’s Grand Rounds is being held over at Blogborygmi. (Grand Rounds is the weekly collection of the best medical blogging). In addition, the 2006 Medical Blog Award nominations remain open, so head over and check out the nominees so far, or nominate one or two of your favorites.

Rabies in the Old West (In the Time of Jonah Hex)

One of the most feared diseases on the American frontier was rabies. While it was rare, death caused by rabies was so agonizing that people would panic just at the thought of contracting it.

drool kitty, droolRabies is a viral disease transmitted through the saliva of a bite by an animal infected with rabies. It is 99.999+% fatal (depending on your source, there have been 1-4 survivors ever in human history), but nowadays rabies is preventable with the use of the rabies vaccine and rabies immune globulin.

Untreated, about one-third of people bitten by a rabid animal will develop rabies. Once the person has been infected with rabies, there is an Incubation Period that usually lasts a few days to several weeks. There are no symptoms at this time other than the bite itself. Next comes the Prodromal Stage which lass for 2-10 days. During this stage, many victims develop pain and numbness at the site of the bite. The rest of the symptoms are rather generic (muscle aches, fever, headache). The third stage of rabies is the Acute Neurological Period which lasts another 2-10 days. Some victims become paralyzed (known as “dumb rabies”) while others develop “furious rabies” (hallucinations, delirium, abnormal behavior, frothing at the mouth, hydrophobia). Coma and then death follow, usually within 10 days of the onset of symptoms.

The original rabies vaccine was invented by Louis Pasteur in 1885 but did not become common on the frontier until much later (and 1885 was past Jonah Hex’s time, anyway). Various treatments were common, the most celebrated of which was the “madstone’ — a bezoar — which was worn or rubbed on the bite. It certainly seemed to work at preventing rabies (but remember that two-thirds of bite victims never develop rabies) but had no success once the infection had started.


So how did the writers of Jonah Hex do?

Rabies is first mentioned in Weird Western Tales #14 when Jonah is tracking down a criminal known as the Butcher*. He hears gunshots ahead and comes across Butcher, lying wounded on the ground with an empty pistol. Next to him is a dead mountain lion.

Butcher: All right. Jonah my gun’s empty, you’ve won! I’m your prisoner! Only that mountain lion chewed up my leg before I could finish him, so you’ve got to get me to a doctor first-
Hex: It’s a four-hour ride back to town, and you’ll be a corpse long before that!
Butcher: W-what’re you talking about? I’m not hurt bad-
Hex:Thet so? Then take a look at the froth ’round thet cat’s mouth whut bit you…He had rabies!

Mountain lions can certainly carry rabies, so the writer got that part correct. Rabies won’t kill him in four hours though, it will take several days before the symptoms start, and then several more days before Butcher will die of rabies — if he’s even in the one-third that gets infected. Of course it is possible that the Butcher’s panic at the thought of rabies — helped by Hex’s words (not to mention his own blood loss) — is enough to speed his death.

Rabies shows up again in the much more recent Jonah Hex #1 where Jonah is hired to find a ten year-old who has been kidnapped. He tracks his quarry to a traveling carnival that earns money by pitting young boys against angry dogs. The boy he is after is comatose and salivating when Hex arrives. He quickly realizes the boy is suffering from rabies and he knows that it is a fatal disease. When the doctor tells him the boy only has onr day to live — and a painful day at that — Hex puts an end to his suffering. The depiction of rabies this time is much better. The time course is more accurate (2-3 weeks between bite and death) and the symptoms match. The ultimate outcome in both cases is the same, because rabies infection in the old West (and even now) was a death sentence.

*This tale “Killers Die Alone” is reprinted in the phonebook-sized Showcase Presents Jonah Hex.

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Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2006

This year, I’m going to start my annual recap of the year in comic book medicine with a look at the Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2006 because that’s the part everybody loves best anyway. This year, there were no comic books with horribly bad medicine, but there were still too many with medical mistakes.

The Worst in Comic Book Medicine, 2006

Worst Depiction of Medicine:
Nothing this year was as astoundingly bad as the winners from the past two years, so I’m going to go with a soft call and award Renee Montoya’s Magic Cast from the high-profile 52 the “Worst Depiction of Medicine in 2006.“ Is it a short arm cast? Long-arm? Splint? Who knows — it changes from issue to issue (and panel to panel).
Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2005This year’s worst OR scene was in Friendly Neighborhood Spider-Man #3.

Worst Doctor:
Hush wins the award of worst doctor this year for his part in the Joker/pacemaker storyline in Batman: Gotham Knights #73-74.

Worst Single Medical or Scientific Concept:
Ultimate Spiderman #98, for revealing that chimpanzee DNA is closer to Peter Parker’s DNA than the DNA from his own clone.

Worst Imaginary Medicine or Treatment:
Spider-Woman’s breast implants. Well at least the truth is out there now.

Dishonorable Mentions:
For comics that went benarth beneath and below the call of duty, delivering scenes fraught with horrible medicine and science.

  • Ex Machina #18-19, for confusing ricin wih sarin
  • Batman Annual #25 for leaving Jason Todd’s stiches in for over a year.
  • The use of lithium (the lithium used in rechargeable batteries) during an emergency resuscitation in Generation M #5
  • The intentional stopping/starting of Crimson Dynamo’s heart in Iron Man #7.

Tomorrow, I’ll take a look at the Best of Comic Book Medicine over the past year.

Previous “Worst of the Year”:
Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2005The Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2005
Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2005The Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2004

Best Comic Book Medicine of 2006

After looking at the Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2006 yesterday, today I’m going to celebrate the Best Comic Book Medicine of 2006:

2006 Polite Dissent Good Medicine AwardBest Depiction of Medicine:
Batman: Legends of the Dark Knight #200 has some of the best hospital scenes ever shown in a comic book. I know I picked on it for the use of an English trade name instead on an American one, but don’t let that fool you: it was an excellent comic from a medical point of view (and quite good from a comic book point of view as well).

Best Doctor:
Doctor Mid-Nite wins for his return to form as the premiere physician of the DC Universe. He stumbled a little in 52 #5, but was outstanding in JSA Classified #19-20.

Best Single Medical or Scientific Concept:
Monster is generally right on the money in terms of its depiction of neurosurgery in the ’80s and ’90s. Admittedly, it is a reprint, so if you want to disqualify it because of that, then Robin wins for being the only hero in Gotham City who actually has useful C.S.I. skills.

Best Imaginary Medicine or Treatment:
Xenografting was big this year. It was the theme of Dr. Mid-Nite’s story arc in JSA Classified, and the recent transplantation of Skrull organs into super-villain in Heroes for Hire is a clever concept.

Special Mention:
Most Over-the-Top Depiction of Medicine: Ray
Best Medically Accurate Art: Valentine DeLandro, penciler of Marvel Knights 4 #26, who correctly drew a doctor using a head mirror. They’re usually thrown in as an artistic shorthand for “physician” rather than a useful (if outdated) piece of equipment.

Welcome to the Class of ‘06! Best new physician characters introduced in 2006, presented starting with my favorite:
1. Soranik Natu (Green Lantern Corps: Recharge and the ongoing Green Lantern Corps series)
2. Night Nurse (Doctor Strange: The Oath)
3. The Accomplished Perfect Physician (52 and Green Lantern)

Previous “Best of the Year”:
Best Comic Book Medicine of 2005The BestComic Book Medicine of 2005
BestComic Book Medicine of 2005The BestComic Book Medicine of 2004

Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Fantastic Four First Family

Reed Richards discover what has became of the troops in the military base attacked by Dr. Stahl in this scene from the penultimate issue of Fantastic Four: First Family.

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Scenes from Fantastic Four: First Family #5. Script by Joe Casey, pencils by Chris Weston

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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Phobia

Phobia tries to invade the mind of her potential client only to discover that it wasn’t really a client but Metamorpho in disguise, and that he had “moved his brain” somewhere else in his body.

That’s some mightly stylized and gravity-defying blood spilling from Phobias nose, enough so that I wasn’t sure it was blood at first. A later panel (inset) confirms that it was blood.

Scene from Outsiders #34
Scene from Outsiders #34, script by Judd Winick, pencils by Matthew Clark

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