This episode of House started well but collapsed under the weight of its ridiculous medicine in a surprisingly short period of time. The soap opera was well done and enjoyable, though

Jordan, a sixteen year-old girl, and her best friend bluff their way into a band’s post-concert party. The next morning when they are regaling their other friends with the details of the night (including alcohol, marijuana, and skinny dipping), her friends notice that Jordan’s ankles are very swollen. Seconds later, her fingers become swollen too, and then she collapses on the floor.
Admitted to Princeton-Plainsboro, House is convinced that Jordan has rhabdomyolysis (muscle damage, often caused by a crush injury. He thinks she injured herself climbing the fence to the pool to go skinny dipping). The rest of the team suggests that she may have a deep vein thrombosis (a blood clot), anaphylaxis (a life-threatening allergic reaction), or even a heart condition, but House maintains that Jordan must have rhabdomyolysis. Tests reveal that Jordan’s muscle enzymes are elevated (a sign of rhabdomyolysis), but the scans show no sign of the muscle injury House was suspecting.
House now looks over the labs and notices that Jordan has a low potassium. He has her air drum (like air guitar, only drumming), but she can only drum for a minute or two before her arms are too tired to lift. House states that this muscle weakness is a sign of low potassium, and since she would have had a low potassium the previous night as well, there was no way she had the muscle strength to climb the pool fence. In other words, he accused her of lying about what happened. Later, Jordan and her friend admit to Cameron and Chase that in reality, they only wanted to go to the party because their favorite comic book/movie writer Jeffrey Keener would be there. They then proceeded to stalk him for the next few hours (going where he went, eating what he ate, etc), before finally going to bed.
The differential now consists of an unknown food allergy, plus Cameron thinks that Jordan may be bulimic. They run a scan to look for a Mallory-Weiss tear (a rip in the esophagus seen in people who vomit frequently, like bulimics), and when they don’t find one, decide that she isn’t bulimic. As they finish the test, Jordan’s blood pressure drops suddenly and then she flatlines. Foreman starts CPR (good for him). Chase announces that Jordan has cardiac tamponade (the pericardial sac — the membrane around the heart — has become filled with so much fluid the heart can no longer beat correctly) and he plunges a needle into her chest to draw off the blood around the heart and relieve the problem. Somehow, this brief moment of tamponade has severely damaged (“constricted”) her heart, necessitating use of antiarrhythmic medications (drugs to prevent abnormal heart rhythms). Since Jordan’s blood pressure drop was sudden, House decides that this means she has an acute problem, not a chronic one. Therefore, the most likely diagnoses are toxin exposure or infection, but the team still needs to figure out which toxin or which infection.
Things continue to worsen for Jordan. She tells the team about stopping by Bruce Springsteen’s house and playing guitar with him . She is lying and does not even realize that she is doing it. Additionally, Foreman notices blood dripping from her ear and announces to her friend that bleeding in her brain is affecting her thalamus and this is causing her to lie. (When did he get an MRI to determine this? And why would bleeding in the thalamus — in the center of the brain — leak out the ear? Did she somehow rupture her eardrum too?)
The team reviews the videotapes from the hotel that night and discover that Jordan sneaked out of her room briefly in the middle of the night. They see her a few minutes later carrying Keener’s journal. He apparently left it in the restaurant and she went back to get it. They figure that she must have stopped by his room to return the journal and maybe something happened to her there. Chase and Cameron confront Keener in his hotel room — he shuts the door in their face. Cameron now suspects that Jordan was slipped some roofies (a slang term for Rohypnol, an alleged common date rape drug) and wants to start her on Flumazenil (a medication which reverses the effects of Rohypnol and similar drugs). When they return to the hospital, they find Foreman frantically working on Jordan. He tells them that she has been bleeding behind her kidneys and has required multiple units of blood. Cameron thinks it looks like a “toxic reaction.”
Cameron realizes that they must figure out what really happened to Jordan that night. Her plan is to give Jordan Amobarbital — i.e.truth serum — so they can discover the truth. Jordan is given the drug, and under questioning, admits that she went to Keener’s room where he invited her in and gave her Ecstasy — only it didn’t have the same effect on her that Ecstasy usually does — this pill made her sleepy. She then begins telling the team how Keener started to touch her. As her father gets more and more upset, Foreman points out that the scans indicate “increased periorbital blood flow” meaning that everything she just said is a lie.
Most of the action now shifts upstate, where Cuddy, House, and Wilson are at a medical conference. At one point, the team talks to Wilson and tells him that since Keener travels with his dog, Jordan may have come down with Rickettsia (not the name of an infection per se, but a genus of tick-borne bacteria that cause such diseases as typhus and rocky mountain spotted fever). A short time later, in the middle of an argument with Wilson, House has his Eureka! moment and calls the team. He announces that Jordan has Vibrio vulnificus, a not uncommon bacterial contaminant of the raw oysters Jordan ate. For most people, the bacteria present no problem (or mild nausea and vomiting), but Jordan also has hemochromatosis. According to House, this made her more susceptible to the contaminated oysters. The Vibrio infection explains her initial symptoms. Then the team, thinking she had bulimia, started her on iron-containing vitamins, which worsened the symptoms of the hemochromatosis (by causing iron overload), resulting in liver damage and bleeding. They gave her transfusions, which again worsened her symptoms (more iron overload). However, with the right diagnosis and some Cetazidime (an antibiotic for the Vibrio) and chelation (for the excess iron), she should be as good as new.
Tonight’s episode was rife with errors, far worse than usual. I did my best, but I’m sure some obvious one slipped by. As usual, major complaints are in red, minor in blue, nit-picking in green:
The truth serum idea was simply ridiculous. Amobarbital does not work like Cameron explained, and it is far from foolproof — for example, it’s easy to create false memories (and the questioner Cameron clearly had a preconceived belief of what happened to Jordan).
Telling truth from lies is not nearly as black and white and Foreman makes it seem. You can’t look at an fMRI report and definitively state “she was lying the entire time” like he did. But it sure would make police interrogations and court a lot easier if it worked as easily as Foreman implies.
Anyway, where is the fMRI? Jordan was in a bed in the center of the room. There was no MRI equipment in sight. Nothing to read the “increased blood flow” he mentions.
Cardiac tamponade or not, you don’t just plunge a needle and syringe blindly into the chest — you’re likely to do more harm than good. Yes, you can perform a needle pericardiocentesis, but it’s more involved than “plunge and pray.”
Why would 20 seconds of tamponade cause a permanent conduction problem in the heart?
A day or two of iron supplementation is not enough to cause that severe liver damage in a patient with hemochromatosis. And apparently it kicked in really fast, because it bled into her pericardial sac mere minutes after suggesting the diagnosis of bulimia, let alone giving her vitamins with iron.
Jordan’s symptoms do not match Vibrio at all. For starters, she has no gastrointestinal symptoms from what is essentially food poisoning.
When did Foreman get an MRI to determine that Jordan had “bleeding into her thalamus?” And why would bleeding in the thalamus — in the center of the brain — leak out the ear? Did she suffer head trauma which disrupted her ear canal and also ruptured her eardrum?)
Rhabdomyolysis can have other causes other that a direct muscle injury, so not seeing a specific injury on the scan means little (for example, many marathon runners end up with some rhabdomyolysis by the end of their race, but it’s not a single muscle, but most of them, so a scan would show nothing)
Not everyone with bulimia develops Mallory-Weiss tears, in fact, most don’t. So not seeing a tear does not mean she is not bulimic.
Edema is swelling of soft tissue. Effusion is the swelling of a joint. They are not the same thing and the terms should not be used interchangeably. A halfway decent physical exam, especially on someone as skinny as Jordan, should easily tell them apart.
Assuming Jordan did receive Rohypnol, the flumazenil, a benzodiazepine antidote, is a reasonable choice. But by the time Cameron would have given the drug to her, the rohypnol would have been long gone from her system.
Rickettsia is a genus of bacteria, not a specific disease.
Rhabdomyolysis is very hard on the kidney. I would think twice, and then a third time, before giving such a person IV contrast (also very hard on the kidneys).
I thought the medical mystery itself, and the confusion of the always changing history, was intriguing this week and deserves a B+. It goes downhill from there. The final solution did not fit the mystery at all — either solution — and earns a D-. The medicine overall was a complete mess, with scattershot diagnoses, ideas abandoned for sloppy reasons, and missing equipment. It earns a solid dismal F. The soap opera was a bright spot — especially all the scenes at the conference — and earns an A.
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