Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 1st

It’s time for my Sixth Annual Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar Countdown. For each day from today through Christmas Day, I will post a comic book with a Christmas-themed cover. The issue number of that cover will tell you how many days remain until Christmas (so today will feature a 24th issue, tomorrow a 23rd, and so on).

To start us off this year, here is Beavis and Butt-Head #24 featuring Daria in addition to the title characters.

Honestly, I was never much of a Beavis and Butt-Head fan. I caught it a couple of times, but it never made me want to come back for more. Daria, though, is a different story. Her spin-off series was always a favorite. Simply drawn (though better than Beavis and Butt-Head), but always funny. And apparently coming to DVD (finally!) next year.


cover, Beavis and Butt-Head #24

Beavis and Butt-Head #24 (Marvel Comics, February 1996)
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24 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Tick Tock Tales #24.
Two years ago, the cover was Jingle Jangle Comics #24.
Three years ago, the cover was Liberty Meadows #24.
Four years ago, the cover was Walt Disney’s Uncle Scrooge #24.
Five years ago, the cover was The Sensational Spider-Man #24
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Tuesday PSA: Worldwide Adventures in Science!

Worldwide Adventures in Science! Click for the full page.Time for another look at science, 1950s style, courtesy of this public service ad from 1957.

This PSA refers to the International Geophysical Year, taking place from July 1, 1957 until December 21, 1958, which was an international effort to focus on the Earth Sciences (and also includes the study of various space phenomena). Overall, at least according to Wikipedia, it was a very succesful program.

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This PSA was found Adventure Comics #237, and can be found in other DC comics from June 1957. The ad was never repeated, undoubtedly because the International Geophysical Year would be long over before it could appear in print again (plus the fact that the ad was wrong about the US having the first satellite in space.) This PSA was written by Jack Schiff with art by Ruben Moreira.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar — December 2nd

What symbolizes the Christmas season more than a black and white horror anthology? Very little, and that’s why I selected Nightmare #23 to be the second cover on the 2009 Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar Countdown.


cover, Nightmare #23

Nightmare #23 (Skywald, February 1975 )
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23 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Polly Pigtails #23.
Two years ago, the cover was Dennis the Menace Bonus Magazine Series #23.
Three years ago, the cover was Wendy Witch World #23.
Four years ago, the cover was The ‘Nam #23.
Five years ago, the cover was Card Captor Sakura #23
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Important Medical Advice

A quick reminder: Jimmy Olsen is the third most common cause of heart attacks.

scene from Superman Family #199scene from Superman Family #222
scene from Superman:  The Man of Steel #2scene from Superman:  The Man of Steel #67

Those of you with good memories may recall that I have warned about this before, but it’s been over three years, and the new evidence keeps piling up — evidence which cannot be denied. If you have a personal or family history of heart disease, for God’s sake, stay away from Jimmy Olsen.

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 3rd

Just 22 days until Christmas, and today’s cover for Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown is Sabrina #22. Yesterday, horror comics. Today, witches. I’m all about the “reason for the season,” aren’t I?


cover, Sabrina #22

Sabrina #22 (Archie, February 1999 )
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22 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Calling All Kids #22.
Two years ago, the cover was Calling All Kids #22.
Three years ago, the cover was The Best of DC #22.
Four years ago, the cover was New Adventure Comics #22.
Five years ago, the cover was Hitman #22
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Fringe — Episode 9 (Season 2): “Snakehead”

This week’s episode of Fringe was fairly creepy, and the science wasn’t all that bad

Fringe #209

The Plot: A boat from Hong Kong has run aground in the harbor and dozens of illegal Chinese immigrants have washed up on the shore, dead. It turns out it wasn’t the water or cold that killed them, but giant tentacled parasite worms lodged in their gastrointestinal tracts. The Fringe team is called in. One of the immigrants, Mai Lin, managed to survive. She tells the team that all her fellow immigrants were given a strange capsule to treat sea-sickness, but since she was raised in a fishing village and never got sea sick, she didn’t take it. The team suspects these capsules contained the larvae for the giant worms. She tearfully tells the team that her husband and daughter are on the next boat arriving in few days.

The immigrant smugglers are tied to a local Triad gang best known for smuggling and selling illegal drugs. The team initially surmises that the worms secrete some form of opiate, and this is why they’re being smuggled. After being bitten himself, Walter realizes that the worms produce a powerful immune boosting agent. Walter does some research and discovers that the worms are genetically modified Ancylostoma duodenale (hookworm), an intestinal parasite used in traditional Chinese medicine. The genetically modified versions make an immune boosting agent that is stored in their lymph glands.

Some financial documents tie a local woman to the one of the Triad’s front. She tells Agent Dunham that she has no knowledge of any illegal activity and only invested the money where her financial adviser suggested. Peter notices that her house has a surprising number of air filters and hermetically-sealed windows. Once the team learns about the immune-boosting aspect of the worm, they realize this woman knows more than she is telling. This time, Peter approaches her son who tells him that he has a rare immune deficiency. He receives a special monthly treatment of worm-powder delivered surgically, directly into his spleen.

Walter, with some reluctant help from Astrid, heads off to Chinatown to find a herbalist that sells Ancylostoma that is genetically similar to the giant worm. He finds several shops that sell the worms, and inadvertently discloses to one of the shop owners — the wrong one, of course — that he has a giant worm back at the lab. The Triad follow Astrid back to the lab, beat her up, and steal the parasite.

The ship carrying Mai Lin’s family is found and boarded, but it is too late — all the immigrants have already been carted off. Luckily, Peter is spying on the shop in Chinatown where they have been taken. He calls Agent Dunham then decides to do some investigating of his own. He breaks in to the shop and is in the process of freeing one of the immigrants when he is captured. The Triad and their crooked doctor are force feeding Peter one of the larva when the FBI team arrives, just in the nick of time. The villains are shot or captured, Peter is saved, the immigrants are taken to the hospital where they are treated, and everything ends happily.

(Oh, and Walter implanted a tracking chip in his neck.)

Fringe #209

Overall, the science — what little there was of it — was passable this episode, so I just have a few nit-picks an observations:

1. As the Worm Turns
Nematodes such as Ancylostoma are too primitive an organism to have a lymphatic system. They don’t even have a circulatory system.
fringeAdmittedly, these are “genetically engineered” hookworms, and for a worm to grow as large as those shown, thanks to the square-cube law and other similar concepts, they would have to have some sort of circulatory system.
fringeIn the actual worms, the many-tentacled end is the tail, not the head.

2. Glad I Don’t Have to Take Them Out
Matt’s staples should have been removed long ago. He was 3 ½ weeks out from his surgery. By this far out, the incision is healed with 80-90% strength. Leaving in staples or stitches that long serves no purpose, is going to lead to train-track scarring, possible stitch abscesses, and skin-growth around the staples.
fringeOpen abdominal surgery is to be avoided whenever possible, especially in immune compromised individuals. Why not just inject the powder into the spleen?
fringeCredit-Where-Credit-Is-Due Dept: That is where an incision for splenic surgery would be made.

3. High is Not Always Better
A high white blood count is a sign of infection (or leukemia, not the sign of a healthy immune system).

4. Ahhh, Just Right
I was starting to have concerns with Walter’s mention of “boosting the immune system” — a common alternative medicine/quackery claim. In reality, the human immune system is finely tuned: too little leaves you open for infection; too much and you get allergy problems and autoimmune disease. If all the alternative “medicine” boosted the immune system like it was claimed, we’d have an epidemic of autoimmune problems in this country. I’ll give the episode credit for having the medication be used by immune-compromised patients — a proper use.

5. What Does the FBI Teach These People?
Walter’s about as good an investigator as Olivia — that is, very bad. The logic of his whole “find a matching worm” plan had more holes than Swiss cheese (though this is Walter we’re talking about). For instance, who’s to say the various different herbalist shops didn’t all use the same importer of worms — which they probably did — so the worms from the various shops would be identical.
fringeAnd Peter’s not any better. Why would he think breaking into a shop owned by the Triad — known for their brutality — would be a good idea at all?

5. Lions and Tigers and Bears, Oh My!
The song Walter was singing was “The Menagerie“, which was also mentioned in the first season (episode 16, Unleashed).

Fringe #208

While there was some errors of scientific-concerned, most of them were minor and could be hand-waved area. Thus, for the second week in a row, there is a one-minute improvement on the Doomsday Clock.

Fringe Doomdsday Clock

FringeThis week’s Fringe cipher was: HIDDEN.
FringeA list of all previous Fringe reviews is available here.
FringeKarl has much more to say.

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar — December 4th

Just three weeks until Christmas, and today I have another atypical Christmas cover courtesy of Sgt. Rock and DC Comics for today’s Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown.


cover, Sgt. Rock #21

Sgt. Rock #21 (DC Comics, February 1992)
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21 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was King Comics #21.
Two years ago, the cover was The Kilroys #21.
Three years ago, the cover was Donald Duck Adventures #21.
Four years ago, the cover was Justice League Europe #2a.
Five years ago, the cover was The New Archies #21
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar — December 5th

A classic-styled Archie on today’s entry in the Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown featuring his two best gals (or in this case “sugarplums”) and a stylin’ car.


cover, Archie Giant Series Magazine #20

Archie Giant Series Magazine #20 (Archie Comics, January 1963)
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20 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Tip Top Comics #20.
Two years ago, the cover was Little Lotta #20.
Three years ago, the cover was Mutt and Jeff #20.
Four years ago, the cover was Archer and Armstrong #20.
Five years ago, the cover was Hawk and Dove #20
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Whick Hulk is Not the Real Hulk?

Which Hulk doesn't match?
from The Incredible Hulk Jumbo Activity Book

For your weekend entertainment…which of these Hulks is different (if it helps, think of one as the green hulk, one as the grey hulk, one as the red hulk, and one as the blue hulk)?

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 6th

It’s December 6th, so that means only 19 days remaining until Christmas. Time for another Santa cover, this one just a little bizarre, courtesy of Peter Milligan’s Shade the Changing Man and cover artist Jamie Hewlett.


cover, Shade the Changing Man #19

Shade the Changing Man #19 (DC Comics, January 1992)
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19 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Pinky and the Brain #19.
Two years ago, the cover was The Strangers #19.
Three years ago, the cover was Captain Marvel #19.
Four years ago, the cover was Comic Cavalcade #19.
Five years ago, the cover was Batman and the Outsiders #19
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 7th

You can always count on Disney (or in this case, Gold Key) for a good Christmas cover, and for day #7 (18 days to go) in the Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown, here’s Walt Disney Comics Digest #18.


cover, Walt Disney Comics Digest #18

Walt Disney Comics Digest #18 (Gold Key, 1969)
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18 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Dennis the Menace Pocket Full of Fun #18.
Two years ago, the cover was Little Lulu #18.
Three years ago, the cover was Funny Stuff #18.
Four years ago, the cover was Casper the Friendly Ghost #18.
Five years ago, the cover was Green Lantern #18
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Too Many Tubes (in New Avengers #59)

scene from New Avengers #59

In this scene with the recuperating Luke Cage, there are a couple of things I’d like to draw your attention to:
1. An example of the too-many tubes problem, as Luke Cage has six separate tubes/wires going into his mouth.
2. Another example of a patient who is intubated (hooked up to a breathing machine), yet still has a nasal cannula (which delivers oxygen to the nose — which is unneeded in this situation because Cage has no choice but to breathe through the tube in his mouth). [Annotated panel]

Other thoughts:
heartIt’s interesting how there is always a bag of blood hanging next to Cage — even when he’s in the Avengers HQ — though he’s never shown with an IV, so there’s no way to give him the blood if he needs it.
heartPlus, now that there’s no power drainer around, there isn’t any way to place an IV at all through his invulnerable skin.

Previous posts on the New Avengers Luke Cage’s Heart storyline
New Avengers #57 New Avengers #58 (part 1) New Avengers #58 (part 2)

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 8th

It’s no mystery that Scooby-Doo (and his eponymous comic book) is the subject of the eighth day of this year’s Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown. If you learn nothing else this year, you’ve at least learned that Velma is easy to shop for.


cover, Scooby-Doo #17

Scooby-Doo #17 (DC Comics, December 1998)
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17 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Richie Rich Dollar$ and ¢ents #17.
Two years ago, the cover was The World Around Us #17.
Three years ago, the cover was Andy Panda #17.
Four years ago, the cover was Famous Funnies #17.
Five years ago, the cover was Walt Disney’s Mickey and Donald #17
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Tuesday PSA: Buzzy Gets Tips on Choosing a Profession!

Buzzy Gets Tips on Choosing a Profession! Click for the full PageAnother Buzzy public service ad from 1950s DC comics, this one — as the title suggests — is about choosing a career (and you want to be a social worker, right? Oh, c’mon, it’s a great job. Really. Promise. Cross my heart. please?)

Choosing a ProfessionIf only it were as easy to convince people of your point of view in the real world as it seems to be in Buzzy’s world.

Choosing a ProfessionIt seems rather ironic that in a public service ad in a comic book, drawing = loafing

Choosing a ProfessionThe Adventures of Jim Halley: Career Counselor For Hire. How was this never a comic book? If Mr. District Attorney or Sue and Sally Smith, Flying Nurses can be published, then so can this.

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This PSA was found Adventure Comics #188, and can be found in other DC comics from May 1953. This ad was written by prolific PSA penner Jack Schiff, with art by persistent PSA-partner Win Mortimer.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 9th

A little over two weeks until Christmas, and the Walt Disney gang (well, Donald) makes their second appearance on the Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown. I think this is the bulldog’s first (and only) appearance, though (in fact, I think he’s the first bulldog in any of my six years of doing this).


cover, Walt Disney's Comics and Stories #16

Walt Disney’s Comics and Stories #16
(Dell Comics, January 1942)
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16 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Sonic the Comic #16.
Two years ago, the cover was Daisy and Her Pups #16.
Three years ago, the cover was The Funnies #16.
Four years ago, the cover was More Fun Comics #16.
Fiveyears ago, the cover was Little Audrey #16
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 10th

Archie makes his third appearance on this year’s countdown, and he seems to have things pretty well in hand.

What’s with the elves though? I’m pretty sure they’re Michael Dukakis and Dan Quayle.


cover, Archie Giant Size Magazine #15

Archie Giant Size Magazine #15
(Archie Comics, March 1962)
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15 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Calling All Kids #15.
Two years ago, the cover was Funny Pages #15.
Three years ago, the cover was Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies #15.
Four years ago, the cover was The Ren & Stimpy Show #15.
Five years ago, the cover was Classics Illustrated #15: The Gift of the Magi
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Deja Vu and Vu

cover, Buzzy #18 (DC Comics 1948)cover, Nellie the Nurse #19 (Marvel, 1949)cover, Cookie #22 (American Comics Group, 1949)

At exactly what point is a joke considered overdone and beaten into the ground? (Is there a committee that votes on stuff like that? Can I get on this committee?)

Fringe — Episode 10 (Season 2): “Grey Matters”

I liked the plot of this week’s episode of Fringe — at least for the first two thirds (until Walter was captured, when it started going downhill) — but the “science” and “medicine” was ridiculous.

Fringe #210

The Plot: Mysterious men break into a mental health facility and perform some sort of brain operation on one of the patients. They remove some sort of foreign tissue from his brain, but are disturbed before they can finish the operation, so the patient is left with part of his brain exposed. Strangely, the patient has also been completely cured of his schizophrenia.

The Fringe team is called in and it is clear that Walter is uncomfortable with being back in a mental health institution. The security tapes manage to capture the face of the intruders’ leader, and Olivia recognizes him instantly. It was one of the frozen heads that was stolen earlier in the season and belongs to a man named “Newton.”

Looking through the patient’s medical records, Walter finds reference to a mysterious psychiatrist by the name of “Paris.” Astrid can find no records of the mysterious doctor, but with Walter’s help, is able to track down some prescriptions he wrote. They find two other institutionalized patients with prescriptions from Dr. Paris. Visiting these patients, they find that they have also been recently miraculously cured of various psychiatric diseases and show evidence of recent brain surgery. Walter recognizes that one of the drugs they’ve been given is used to prevent tissue rejection in organ transplant patients. He then realizes that the patient’s brains had been used to store the tissue from someone else’s brain.

The team is informed that Walter’s old mental health records show that Dr. Paris visited him six times while he was in the asylum — visits which Walter does not remember. Peter check’s Walter’s scalp and, sure enough, there’s an old surgical scar. An MRI of Walter’s brain is obtained and it shows three missing sections of brain — missing sections that perfectly match the pieces implanted in the other patients. Someone has removed part of Walter’s hippocampus (important in memory storage) and placed it in other people’s brains. And now someone has taken these pieces back.

Meanwhile, Walter has been captured by the Newton and his cohorts. They hook him up through some sort of contraption to the missing pieces of his brain. Once the connection is made, Walter seems suddenly awake for the first time since the show began. Newton is able to get Walter to tell him how to make a door to the other universe. He then injects Walter with some sort of drug before high-tailing it just before Dunham and the rest of the team arrive. While Peter helps Walter, Olivia chases after the bad guys. She manages to shoot the driver of their van (who bleeds silver — one of the shapeshifters), and then the second man (regular blood). Newton is captured — but only for a moment — because he tells Dunham that Walter has been given a neurotoxin, and he’ll only tell her how to administer the antidote after he is allowed to escape. Dunham acquiesces and Walter survives, but she is chided by Newton for her “weakness.”

In a final flashback, we see that the mysterious Dr Paris was actually William Bell and Walter’s brain surgery was done — apparently with Walter’s consent — to remove the knowledge of how to open the cross-dimensional door from his brain and store it someplace “safe.”

Fringe #209

1. Lost ‘em Again
That tracking chip didn’t last long, did it?

2. “Iä! Iä! Cthulhu Fhtagn!”
There were a couple of H.P. Lovecraft references this week (purposefully?)
fringeDr. West (as in Herbert West, Reanimator)
fringeDunwich Mental Health Facility (as in The Dunwich Horror)

3. Department of Redundancy Department
“Global destruction of biblical proportions.” That’s ridiculously redundant — global destruction, by definition, is of biblical proportions.

4. The AMA Does Not Do What You Seem To Think It Does
A common mistake, but an irritating one. The American Medical Association is really nothing more than a professional organization for doctors, like a union or lobbying group. It has no official sanction. It is not in charge of medical licensing, and keeps no “official list of doctors.” Depending on which source you use, only 15-30% of the physicians in this country are members of the AMA, so someone not being on their roster is no proof that they’re not a doctor or don’t exist. [I've blogged about this several times before, most recently here, in relation to the Beast and Dr. Mid-Nite.]

5. But I Asked For Infinite Refills
You cannot write an “indefinite prescription.” One-year, maximum.

6. I Reject Your Rejection
The four drugs listed on the patient records (Sirolimus, Muromonab CD3, Basiliximab, Azathioprine) are used to prevent rejection in organ transplant patients.
fringeYou would think that in their years in the asylum, at least one doctor or nurse would realize the drugs make no sense.

7. Bad Radiology
Those spots on the patients’ brain MRIs were way too big to be thought of as artifacts. The brain tissue was large enough that it would show up on multiple MRI slices (images).
fringeNo radiologist ever noticed the three holes in Walter’s brain before?

8. Respiratory Depression and Death
Tolerance or no, 50MG of Valium is one helluva dose. That’s two-and-one-half times the maximum daily dose of Valium.
fringeDr. West is either extremely trusting or extremely naïve to give that much Valium to Walter just on his say so, especially when it’s clear that Walter is not all there.

9. It’s Not a Two-Dimensional Jigsaw Puzzle
The brain is three-dimensional. The tissue cut out was three-dimension. It was inserted into people’s brains (crammed in, basically, because there was no “slot” to put it in), but somehow manages to show up on a two-dimensional MRI as a perfect fit, like a jigsaw puzzle piece. There was no way they could fit the extra piece in the brain so precisely at just the right point and at just the right angle for this to be true. [A similar problem occurred in the infamous autopsy scene in Identity Crisis #6, where Dr. Mid-Nite managed to find just the right slice to find perfect footprints in the brain.]

Fringe #210

Good plot but goofy science cancel each other out. The Doomsday Clock stays at 11:55

Fringe Doomdsday Clock

FringeThis week’s Fringe cipher was: PORTAL.
FringeA list of all previous Fringe reviews is available here.
FringeKarl has much more to say.

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 11th

Just two weeks until Christmas, and on today’s Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown, a visit from everyone’s favorite fat cat who doesn’t eat lasagna.


cover, Heathcliff #14

Heathcliff #14
(Marvel Comics, February 1987)
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14 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Archie 3000 #14.
Two year ago, the cover was Shanda the Panda #14.
Three years ago, the cover was Dennis the Menace Pocket Full of Fun #14.
Four years ago, the cover was Sable #14.
Five years ago, the cover was Bloodshot #14
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 12th

Today’s cover features Richie Rich, the “poor little rich boy.” What exactly is so poor about Richie? He has loving parents, good friends, and more money than Scrooge McDuck. What is “poor” about all that? Maybe he hides a soul crushing depression (though he’s always smiling), or possibly some horrible fatal disease (which would explain the abnormally large head and swollen ankles)?


cover, Richie Rich and His Girlfriends #13

Richie Rich and His Girlfriends #13
(Harvey Comics, 1981)
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13 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Oni Double Feature #13.
Two year ago, the cover was Howdy Doody #13.
Three years ago, the cover was Comic Cavalcade #13.
Four years ago, the cover was Captain Atom #13.
Five years ago, the cover was Teen Titans #13
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Your Weekend Moment of Psychic Nosebleed Zen: Monkeyman & O’Brien

scene from Monkeyman & O'Brien Special #1

In this scene from the Monkeyman & O’Brien Special #1, two thugs are psychically dominated by the mind of an evil white space gorilla.

As an added bonus(?), have some fan service, courtesy of artist/writer Art Adams.

nosebleed zenAll previous Psychic Nosebleed Zen posts

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 13th

Just twelve days to go until Christmas, and that means today’s advent calendar features a Christmas-themed twelfth issue, and a nice Golden Age issue at that (and another example of the stocking gag, as well)


cover, Tick Tock Tales #12

Tick Tock Tales #12
(Magazine Enterprises, December 1946)
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12 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Funny Folks #12.
One year ago, the cover was Popular Comics #12.
Two years ago, the cover was Chip ‘n’ Dale #12.
Three years ago, the cover was The New Archies #12.
Four years ago, the cover was Beavis and Butt-Head #12
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 14th

Fourteen days down, just eleven to go until Christmas! And here is a cover featuring a minor antagonist character in Ghostbusters, who somehow managed to get his own comic book.


cover, Slimer #11

Slimer #11 (Now Comics, March 1990)
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11 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Yogi Bear #11.
Two years ago, the cover was The Maze Agency #11.
Three years ago, the cover was Pogo #11.
Four years ago, the cover was Adventures of the Mask #11.
Five years ago, the cover was Critters #11
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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 15th

Today’s cover on the Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown is a tenth issue of course, meaning that just 10 days remain until Christmas.


cover, Dennis the Menace Giant #10

Dennis the Menace Giant #10
(Hallden, Winter 1961)
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10 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was The Trouble With Girls #10.
One year ago, the cover was Richie Rich and Casper #10.
Two years ago, the cover was Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer #10.
Three years ago, the cover was Tiny Tot Comics #10.
Four years ago, the cover was Nick Fury, Agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. #10
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Hulk #15 and #16: A Medical Review

scene from Hulk #16Hulk #15, #16
Jeph Loeb, writer
Ian Churchill, penciler

At the end of Hulk #16, The (Red) She-Hulk stabs the (Red) Hulk in the neck with a sai. As the next issue starts, Samson gloats over the Hulk’s injury:

Samson: She severed your carotid artery. The more you move, the closer the sai will get to cutting into you aortic arch. Apparently, all those years in medical school weren’t for nothing. My father would be so proud.

I wouldn’t go counting on your father’s praise just yet, Samson, considering how little understanding of anatomy you have. It seems that medical school was a waste for you — at least anatomy class.

Let’s take another look at the scene when the She-Hulk stabbed the Red Hulk in the neck. This time, I’ve annotated the panel to make my point. The path of the sai is outlined in green (but bear in mind this is a two dimensional representation and the sai’s path is angled much deeper in the neck than I can show here). I’ll agree that she probably injured the carotid artery, so that part is true. Now, the blue arc is the aortic arch — which as you can see is not even close to the sai. Plus, with the prongs buried into the Hulk’s neck, despite what Samson says, that sai is not going anywhere.

scene from Hulk #16

hulkThen a page later Samson is called “Leonard Samson, PhD”; is he a medical doctor or non-medical doctor? Make up your mind. Remember, psychiatrists and psychologists are two different professions — they may both deal with the mind, but they deal with it in very different ways. (For the record, Samson has always been identified as a psychiatrist: Leonard Samson, MD.)
hulkAdmittedly, a severed carotid is still fatal, at least to most (non-Hulk) people.
hulkSamson’s speech contains some of the most bizzare emphasis I’ve ever seen in a comic. Who would speak like that, with the emphasis on “she” rather than — I don’t know — maybe the “severed” and “carotid.” And “the sai” — who emphasizes an article like that?

Tuesday PSA: Superboy Talks About “The Holiday Spirit!”

Superboy Talks About 'The Holiday Spirit!' Click for the full PageSince we’re in the middle of the holiday season, I thought this would be a good time for the first of two Superboy holiday-themed public service ads. As it’s Hanukkah now, this PSA is fitting because in addition to Christmas, it also mentions Hanukkah.

Happy HolidaysNow before all you “War of Christmas” soldiers get your knickers in a twist and start signing petitions and lighting up torches, bear in mind that this is the only one of three DC holiday PSAs that mentions any holiday other than Christmas (it’s also a 1953 ad, so this “war” of yours has probably been going on since long before you were born).

Happy HoildaysAll the Christmas PSAs carry the same general message: the holidays are about family and charity. This PSA pulls it off the best.

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This PSA was found Adventure Comics #185 as well as other DC comics from February 1953. Scripting of the PSA was carried out by Saint Nick Jack Schiff with art by Hanukkah Harry Win Mortimer.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 16th

Today’s entry in the Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar Countdown is the oldest title featured this year. It dates from before the Golden Age of super-hero comics — two and a half years before Superman’s first appearance. The cover features Popeye, Henry, and Jiggs (from the comic strip “Bringing Up Father“). Other characters appear as ornaments on the strangely two-dimensional tree.


cover, King Comics #9

King Comics #9 (David McKay, December 1936)
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9 Days until Christmas!

This year’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar (so far).
One year ago, the cover was Battle Vixen #9.
Two years ago, the cover was Bugs Bunny’s Christmas Funnies #9.
Three years ago, the cover was Richie Rich Fortune$ #9.
Four years ago, the cover was Walt Disney’s Christmas Parade #9.
Five years ago, the cover was Christmas Calvalcade #9
Don’t miss Yet Another Comic Blog’s annual advent calendar

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 17th

Only 8 days left until Christmas, and today there’s a first on the Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown: a cowboy comic. From the Folden Age, here comes Star Ranger #8.


cover, Star Ranger #8

Star Ranger #8 (Centaur, December 1937)
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8 Days until Christmas!


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Scott’s Comics Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 18th

A mere week remains until Christmas, and I hope everyone has their all of their holiday shopping done (I sure don’t — sorry Mom and Dad, looks like gift cards for you).

Today’s Christmas comic book cover is another unusual one — and from a title not generally associated with holiday cheer. But, hey, mistletoe!


cover, Evil Ernie #7

Evil Ernie #7 (Chaos Comics, January 1999)
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7 Days until Christmas!


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Polio Precautions

polio precautions

Polio was once so common that ads were placed in comic books warning against it (this particular ad is from the 1950s). The development of the polio vaccine was seen as an answer to parents’ prayers. Today, we’ve become complacent in large part because few remember how devastating a disease polio was and if we’re not careful, we stand to lose everything we’ve gained against the disease.

See also: pertussis (whooping cough), tetanus (lockjaw), rotavirus (a leading killer of children worldwide), Haemophilus influezae A (especially the pneumonia, epiglottitis, and meningitis), hepatitis A, meningococcal meningitis, hepatitis B (and chronic viral hepatitis and the increased risk of liver cancer), smallpox, chickenpox, influenza, diptheria, measles, mumps, and rubella (especially congenital rubella syndrome).

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 19th

Citizen, there are six days remaining until Christmas.


cover, Judge Dredd #6

Judge Dredd #6
(Quality Periodicals, March 1987)
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6 Days until Christmas!


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Head Mirror Theater

scene from Betty and Veronica #173
Betty and Veronica #173

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 20th

Just 5 days to ago until Christmas, and for today’s Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown, we had back again to the dawn of the Golden Age — 1934, to be exact (which technically makes this older than the cover I previously said was the oldest. See what happens when you don’t take good notes).

cover, Famous Funnies #5

Famous Funnies #5
(Eastern Color, December 1934)
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5 Days until Christmas!


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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 21st

Only four days remain until Christmas, and today’s Advent Calendar Countdown Comic Book Cover is another Golden Age funny animal title. This one features hippos, monkeys, snow, and palm trees.


cover, Funny Picture Stories #4

Funny Picture Stories #4
(Centaur, December 1937)
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4 Days until Christmas!


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Monday PSA: Superboy in “How to Bring Christmas Cheer!”‘

Superboy in  'How to Bring Christmas Cheer!' Click for the full PageThe second of two Superboy Christmas-themed public service ads, and definitely the weaker of the two.

Happy HolidaysI haven’t read too many Superboy stories, but does he come across as smug and condescending in the comics as he does in these PSAs?

Happy HoildaysFor those of you paying attention last week, this week has even more instances of Superboy’s cape mysteriously flying out behind him and seeming to defy gravity. I think I have to go with the Kryptonian flatulence theory.

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This PSA was found Adventure Comics #160 as well as other DC comics from January 1951. Just like last week (and pretty much every Superboy PSA), the script is by Jack Schiff with art by Win Mortimer.

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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 22nd

Only three days left until Christmas, and what would a Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar be without a visit from Santa’s rebellious daughter, Jingle Belle? This year, issue #3 of her Dark Horse series is featured.


cover, Jingle Belle #3

Jingle Belle #3
(Dark Horse Comics, February 2005)
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3 Days until Christmas!


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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – December 23rd

With just two days to go until Christmas, today’s cover features a common theme on this years Advent Calendar Comic Book Cover Countdown: funny animals. And this cover feature one of the most famous funny animals of all time: Bugs Bunny (I’m guessing he’s probably in second place behind Mickey Mouse).


cover, Bugs Bunny's Christmas Funnies #2

Bugs Bunny’s Christmas Funnies #2
(Dell, November 1951)
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2 Days until Christmas!


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The Scratch of Death

cover, Nurse Betsy Crane #13Betsy Crane’s friend and fellow nurse Diane has met and fallen in love with a Jeff, a widower with a young daughter. He saved her from drowning a few weeks before and she has fallen head over heels in love with him.

One day though, Jeff is uncharacteristically brusque to her and Betsy when encountering them on the street. The two nurses head over to Jeff’s house to figure out what is wrong. Jeff is angry that Diane has appeared on his doorstep, but it doesn’t stop him from complaining of a severe headache and eyes that are very sensitive to light. He also suffers a seizure while Diane is pleading with him. Meanwhile, Betsy is talking to Jeff’s young daughter, who mentions that her dog Shag has been hiding from her lately and doesn’t want to play. She also mentions that her father won’t take her swimming anymore because he is afraid of the water. Betsy puts two and two together and realizes that Jeff has rabies, and that he must have gotten from the dog Shag.

Betsy calls her boss Dr. Kiel and he rushes an ambulance out to collect Jeff and admit him to the hospital. He is given daily rabies injections and suffers “sleepless nights and momentary spasms” but “Dr. Kiel and Betsy were always there giving their medical skill and tireless sympathy.” Three weeks later, Jeff is released from the hospital, completely cured, and he and Diane (and Jeff’s daughter and her new dog, Little Shaggy) live happily ever after.

scene from Nurse Betsy Crane #13scene from Nurse Betsy Crane #13scene from Nurse Betsy Crane #13

Even by the low standards of a fifty-year old romance comic, this is a horrible and misleading story medically:

Although this is clearly a story about rabies, the word “rabies” is never used.
allJeff has “hydrophobia” (an older, and now seldom used term), but never “rabies.”
allA wild fox was “rabid” and bit Shag, who became “sick.”
Rabies is not that easily cured.
In the entire history of mankind, only a handful of people have survived rabies without receiving injection therapy, and even then they all suffered from some brain damage, usually quite severe. At this point in time (forty-eight years after the comic was written), the best case scenario utilizes the recently developed “Milwaukee protocol” — but it’s only been used successfully twice.
allYes, Jeff did receive rabies injections, but at that point his rabies was so far along — he’d already developed neurological signs including seizures — it wouldn’t have done much good.
allPlus, Dr Kiel gave the injection wrong. Most of it should be injected near the bite, not in another limb entirely.
allBottom Line: Even if Jeff had somehow managed to survive the rabies (very very unlikely, say about 10,000:1 odds), he would be left with months if not years of intense physical therapy afterward. There is no way he would walk out of the hospital completely cured in three short weeks.
Hydrophobia refers to symptoms in the later stage of rabies that include the fear of drinking water (and other liquids) — because of the paralysis and pain from the disease — not fear of bodies of water.
Check out the cover for a wonderfully sensationalistic stalker-tastic image of a man with rabies hydrophobia.
I’ll give the comic credit for at least acknowledging that rabies is caused by a virus.
Finally, a wonderfully condescending scene that likely led to Jeff’s young daughter being psychologically scarred for life:

scene from Nurse Betsy Crane #13

Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Eve! Only one last day until Christmas, and this year’s penultimate Advent Calendar Comic Book Countdown cover tries to take over the world!


cover, Pinky and the Brain Christmas Special #1

Pinky and the Brain Christmas Special #1
(DC Comics, January 1996)
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1 Day until Christmas!


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Scott’s Comic Book Cover Advent Calendar – Christmas Day!

Christmas Day is finally here! And to celebrate the final day of Scott’s 2009 Comic Book Cover Countdown Advent Calendar I bring you the Christmas Story as never seen before — in New Super 3Dimension!


cover, The First Christmas (in Panoramic 3D)

The First Christmas
(Fiction Housue, 1953)
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Christmas Day!


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Head Mirror Theater starring the Batman

scene from Batman #53
Batman #5

see also: “Anesthesia? Batman don’t need no anesthesia!”

Monday PSA: Peter Porkchops Says “Don’t Be Afraid to Speak Up!”

There’s a little (very little) snow on the ground here in southern Illinois, so I thought I’d go for a snow-themed PSA this week.

Peter Porkchops Says 'Don't Be Afraid to Speak Up!' Click for the full PagePeter Porkchops — one of DC Comics premier “funny animal” characters from the 1950s (and later a super-hero in Captain Carrot and His Amazing Zoo Crew) — is back for another public service ad. This time, he’s teaching the readers to stand up for what’s right, even if it’s unpopular (a good choice for a PSA topic actually).

Choosing a ProfessionWolfie seems to be a common name among antagonists in DC humor comics.

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This PSA was found in Action Comics #203 as well as the other DC comics from April 1954. This ad was written — as always — by Jack Schiff, with art this time by Rube Grossman.

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This Just In: Candy is Healthy

from Adventure Comics #211
from Adventure Comics #211

Apparently candy is good for you — at least that is according to the well-known peer-reviewed scientific journal Adventure Comics (in this case, issue #211).
candyIt may have something to do with our old friend dextrose.

The Continuing Saga of Luke Cage’s Heart (New Avengers #60)

scene from New Avengers #60scene from New Avengers #60
scenes from New Avengers #60 (Bendis/Immonen)

I’m sure Neilalien will be all over this, but let me just quickly point out that — despite what the New Avengers seem to think — over forty years of continuity has firmly established that Dr. Strange is a neurosurgeon, not a heart surgeon.

For example, here’s how his biography on Marvel’s own site reads: “His talent was unaffected, though, and he became a wealthy, celebrated neurosurgeon before he turned thirty.

Previous posts on the New Avengers “Luke Cage’s Heart” storyline
New Avengers #57 New Avengers #58 (part 1) New Avengers #58 (part 2) New Avengers #59