Polite Dissent

The internet is only coming through in fits and starts tonight, so I’m going to have to put off my annual best of/worst of comic book medicine until tomorrow.

In the meantime, enjoy this ridiculously easy Picture Quiz from Psylocke #2 (by Yost and Tolibao). What’s wrong with this picture, the opening panel from Psylocke #2?

Previous picture quizzes

It’s that time again: time to look back on the past year and find the best — and worst — that comic book medicine has to offer.

Previous “Best of the Year”: The Best Comic Book Medicine of 2008 The Best Comic Book Medicine of 2007 The Best Comic Book Medicine of 2006 The Best Comic Book Medicine of 2005 The Best Comic Book Medicine of 2004

Previous “Worst of the Year”: The Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2008 The Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2007 The Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2006 The Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2005 The Worst Comic Book Medicine of 2004

Since it’s the first week of a new year, tonight I’m posting a comic book public service ad concerning New Year’s resolutions. Actually, the PSA deals with safety (at least the “don’t leave things on the ground/floor” aspect of safety) and Johnny’s New Year’s resolution is just used to frame the lesson.

Discussion Questions:
1. Where in the U.S. would Johnny be raking up leaves in January?
2. Do resolutions not count unless you write them down?
3. Where is the other skate?
4. Is the soap actually a sloppy attempt on Johnny’s life by his much derided “Sis?”

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This PSA was found in Action Comics #298 as well as the other DC comics from March 1963. A black and white ad appeared in some of the comics. This ad was written by Jack Schiff, with art by Sheldon Moldoff.

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It’s a lot harder to weasel your way out of bad blind dates now.

From the “Jerry Jitterbug” story in Adventure Comics #171 (December, 1951). Click here for the rest of the strip.

Another low scoring episode. Austin Иосефович and Joe led the week with 5 points.

Overall, TRad continues his lead with 48 points. Noether remains second with 42 points. Corien is third with 34 points, atg is fourth with 33 points and Heidi is fifth with her 31 points.

Click here to see the full scoreboard.

This episode seemed like it was trying to be a cross between House and Brotherhood. A novel approach, but the medicine suffered for it.

In a dark garage, a drug deal is going down between two groups of mobsters. When one of them gets antsy and starts flashing a gun around, another of the mobsters jumps him. In the struggle, the gun goes off and one of the combatants slumps to the ground. It turns out he wasn’t shot by the gun — he just collapsed.

A little while later, House is sewing up the Mickey the mobster’s forehead laceration. Being quick on the uptake, House realizes what line of work his patient is in. He suggests Mickey stay in the hospital for a work-up, but he declines. As Mickey and his partner leave the room, House slams his cane into the table and the sudden loud noise causes Mickey to collapse. He gets admitted to the hospital after all.

House presents the patient to the team as a “32 year-old man who recently developed loud-noise induced vertigo.” There is no medical history as Mickey does not want to share anything. Foreman suggests the cause must be in the ear or brain, and since a brain CT scan was negative, it must be in the ear. He suggests an acoustic neuroma (a tumor of the eighth cranial nerve, the nerve involved with hearing). An ABR is ordered to test for the neuroma (An ABR — or Auditory Brainstem Response — is a hearing test that looks specifically at the nerve component of hearing. If you’ve seen a hearing test done on a newborn in the hospital, you’ve seen one of these) . House announces that the diagnosis might be lidocaine or benzocaine toxicity, as both chemicals are commonly used to cut cocaine.

While the team runs the ABR, House talks to Mickey’s partner Eddie who swears that Mickey never touches the cocaine. The ABR is normal, but Mickey has a seizure during the test, which Foreman announces must be due to his elevated blood pressure. Mickey is started on a vasodilator (a blood pressure medication that works by dilating — opening wider — his blood vessels) and his blood pressure improves. The differential now consists of sick sinus syndrome (the heart’s “pacemaker” isn’t working right), carotid stenosis (narrowing of the carotid arteries), or toxin exposure. A carotid ultrasound (to look for the narrowing) is normal. Figuring the cause must be toxin exposure, the team discharges Mickey with the plan of trailing him back to his hideout, but he manages to ditch them.

Mickey is brought back to the hospital several hours later delirious with a high temperature. He is given antipyretics (fever reducing medicine, usually acetaminophen [Tylenol]) and “soft steroids” (basically, a specially engineered steroid with less side effects. Sounds nice, but doesn’t really apply in this case. Technobabble) The differential diagnosis now consists of an environmental exposure (but House figures Mickey wasn’t out of the hospital long enough to be re-exposed) or an infection. A lumbar puncture is performed and shows no sign of infection. Chase notices that despite it being a poorly performed lumbar puncture (and therefore qutie painful) , Mickey’s heart rate never budged when it should have shot up with the pain. Chase suspects Mickey has autonomic dysfunction, but House doesn’t think the symptoms match. He confronts Mickey who admits that he’s been taking a beta-blocker (a blood pressure medication that slows the heart rate) for his nerves.

Given the symptoms of vertigo and fever, and Mickey’s high stress occupation, the team decides he must have “excess adrenalin” and probably has a pheochromocytoma (a tumor that pumps out high levels of adrenalin and similar compounds). An MRI of the adrenal glands is negative, ruling this out. Once again, the team decides the cause must be environmental. Meanwhile, House had bugged Mickey’s room so he could learn more information about his background, but the bug never worked well. Eventually, he realizes that something is interfering with it and suspects that it’s another bug in the room. Sure enough, he finds a second bug and deduces that Mickey is an undercover cop. He reluctantly admits that House is right. Suddenly, Mickey experiences severe abdominal pain. Later, Chase reveals that he suffered a GI infarction (the blood supply to the bowel was cut off, causing some of the bowel to die. Like a heart attack, only of the bowel) of the superior mesenteric artery, and a foot of his bowel had to be removed.

Reviewing Mickey’s symptoms of vertigo, fever, and clotting (the high blood pressure is discounted because it is felt to be a rebound high pressure from skipping his medications), the team decides yet again that it must be an environmental exposure. Thirteen leans on Eddie who agrees to take her to the hideout. It turns out to be a dry cleaners, and she takes multiple samples — but they all turn out to be negative. Just as the team is stumped, Mickey starts coughing up blood. A VQ scan (ventilation-perfusion scan) of the lungs shows a pulmonary aneurysm (a bulge in the blood vessels in the lung), which Chase surgically repairs, but the next morning, three more have appeared. House and team decide this must be a fungal infection and start Mickey on antifungal medication, but it doesn’t seem to be working. Totally out of the blue, House deduces that Mickey has Hughes-Stovin Syndrome, an autoimmune disease. Unfortunately, by the time it’s reached this stage it is fatal and according to House, Mickey has but a few days — or hours — to live. House’s prediction is true, and Mickey dies in the arms of his wife a little while later.

Lots of errors this week, and several big ones, too. As usual, major complaints are in red, minor complaints are in blue, and nit-picking ones in green:

Hughes-Stovin Syndrome is not a good fit. True, once the aneurysms start rupturing the patients often die (but even then there are treatments that have been tried — sometimes successfully — and since when has House’s team just given up like that?)
The aneurysms do not appear overnight, but appear over time.
Hughes-Stovin Syndrome is associated with venous thrombosis — but the patient had an arterial thrombosis — a different animal all together.
There is a good chance the steroids given earlier would have helped the Hughes-Stovin Syndrome.

10-20% of pheochromocytomas occur occur outside the adrenal glands, so a negative adrenal MRI would not rule them out (especially in House’s world, where the uncommon is common).

The superior mesenteric artery is a major blood vessel and supplies much of the bowel with blood. A blockage in it would cause the patient to lose more than just a foot of bowel.

Despite having a diagnosis of “vertigo”, the patient didn’t really show much in the way of vertigo. Sure, vertigo can cause drop attacks (from extreme dizziness and loss of balance), but the patient never complained of any of those symptoms. The drop attacks looked more like those cataleptic goats.

It’s quite a jump in logic to decide that the high blood pressure caused the seizure. There’s so many other possible causes. For instance, Lidocaine toxicity — House’s suggested diagnosis — is well known for causing seizures.

Did I really see Foreman jam something in the mouth of seizing patient? In 2010? He’s a neurologist, he should know better.

Expect to see results from antifungal medication in a few hours? Nonsense. That would be fast for regular antibiotics, let alone antifungals which are slower (as I tell patients in the office, fungus grows slowly, so it dies slowly).

If Mickey took enough beta-blockers to not respond to pain, then he would have an extremely low heart rate, definitely below sixty and probably even lower.

Beta-blockers do not cause a noticeable rebound high blood pressure. Certainly not one high enough to cause a seizure.

A VQ scan is a logical approach to diagnosing coughing up blood (looking for a pulmonary embolus), but isn’t good at showing aneurysms. The image Chase showed was way too clear for a VQ scan (here’s what one really looks like; very fuzzy) — it was probably a CT.

Is Foreman really expecting inhaled Albuterol to fix what is clearly a systemic problem?

It was strange the way the writers were being very coy with medications this episode: “vasodilator,” “antipyretic,” and “soft steroid” rather than actually naming the drugs, like they always (or almost always) have before.

It was hard, but you’ll notice I made it through the entire review without resorting to a “Can’t Hardly Wait” pun.

The scene in the clinic (at least I assume it was the clinic) where House deduces the source of Mickey’s injury was well done, and very Holmesian.

The medical mystery was okay, but I question if the patient really had what they said he had — I give it a C. The final solution was a big stretch, and in shooting for pathos, they shortchanged the team. It gets a D. Overall, the medicine was more often than not, painful to watch: another D. The soap opera was quite good though (with this week’s theme seeming to be “deception”) and earns a solid A.

The House Challenge scores have been posted here.

The review of the previous episode of House
A list of all prior House reviews

This was a Fringe episode left over from Season One that had never been aired — and it wasn’t a particularly good episode, but better than some that were aired. There was at least one good plot twist.

The Plot: Lisa, a seventeen year old high school junior has been declared brain dead after a cerebral aneurysm. Her life support is shut off and she is declared officially dead before being wheeled into the operating room to harvest her organs for transplant. Once the operation has started, she suddenly sits up, alive, and screams out a series of code numbers. It turns out the code refers to a naval officer by the name of Andrew Rusk — and he has been reported missing. The Fringe team is called in to investigate.

Lisa denies ever having met Rusk, but when his name is mentioned, she speaks a phrase in Russian which translates to “my (or ‘little’) star.” Lisa has developed a fever and the doctors are watching her closely. Her mother tells Agent Dunham that she doesn’t want the team questioning Lisa anymore when Lisa suddenly screams from the bathroom — when looking in the mirror she has seen the image of Rusk standing behind her. Walter hypothesizes that Lisa’s aneurysm affected Broca’s area, a part of the brain which controls language — and according to Walter — also controls psychic ability.

A little while later, Lisa calls Agent Dunham, telling her that she still is still seeing Rusk. She is at a junkyard, because she saw the image of it in her mind. When the Fringe team finds her, she tells them that Rusk was shot there. Sure enough, a 9mm casing is found and a short time later, Rusk’s body is found. Lisa has a sudden seizure and is readmitted to the hospital.

Walter deduces that Rusk’s death and Lisa’s rebirth occurred simultaneously, and somehow this allowed her to pick up his memories. Lisa’s mother allows Lisa to be taken to Walter’s lab to purge the memories.

Meanwhile, Dunham finds out that Rusk used to call his wife the Russian phrase “my star.” She also finds out that he was exposed to high radiation doses in a shipboard accident and was given an experimental radiation inhibitor.

Back at the lab, Walter hooks Lisa up to an EEG, pumps her full of drugs, and the team discovers that she doesn’t just have some of Rusk’s memories — his entire consciousness is sharing her brain. Rusk’s personality emerges when the drugs put Lisa to sleep. He is able to give the team enough of a lead to track down his killer — a former Navy SEAL. When the suspect is questioned by the FBI he admits that he killed Rusk, but he did it because Rusk was a wife beater — Rusk’s wife hired him to kill her husband. He tells the team that he mentioned this fact to Rusk before shooting him.

Rusk is still in control of Lisa’s body, but by pretending to be Lisa, manages to sneak out of the lab. He goes to his house and grabs his gun. He confronts his wife, but she denies having anything to do with his murder. He ties her up and is getting ready to start a house fire when Peter arrives, with the rest of the team following a short time later. Peter talks to Lisa/Rusk enough to distract him so that Charlie can shoot him with a tranquilizer dart. Further testing in the lab reveals that only Lisa’s consciousness remains within her mind.

1. Breathe, Breathe In The Air. Since Lisa stopped breathing and died once the ventilator was stopped, why are they bagging her on the way to OR? (And if you want to argue that they are bagging her to provide oxygenated blood to her organs, then they also need to 1) give CPR, and 2) continue to bag her in the OR).

2. Infection Control, What’s That?
Lisa has enough of a fever to worry her doctor, but is discharged the next day — and immediately returns to school and church? Where lots of sick people are? (Assuming she goes to church on Sunday, it seems impossible for her to have made it back to school. By my calculation she would have been discharged late Friday at the earliest.).

3. Total Nit-Pick About Balloons
Hospitals are picky about which balloons are allowed. The ones is Lisa’s room are not allowed due to concerns about latex allergy.

4. I Wish All Surgeries Were That Easy
Abdominal surgeries, even on dead people, are not that easy. The renal artery is way in the back and all the intestines have to be moved out of the way before it can be reached.

5. Seize Her
That was one of the more unconvincing seizures I’ve ever seen.
Speaking of seizures, while I agree with the hospital doctor that in most cases the cause of seizures are never identified, I would not so cavalierly dismiss the idea that it was related to her aneurysm. She had a recent bleed in her brain, and blood is a very irritating substance — not to mention the swelling from the injury — which is enough to set off a seizure.

6. Too Many To Choose From
It was nice of Walter to put her on 100 mikes (micrograms) of a benzodiazepine, but it would help if he told Astrid which one to use. He typically has used Valium, but the doses he is giving fits Versed better.

7. Too Late To Matter
With a dose of 600-1000 REM, Rusk would have had the initial symptoms of radiation poisoning starting shortly after exposure (mostly nasty gastrointestinal ones). His bone marrow would be dead and he would require a bone marrow transplant to have any chance of survival (and for the record, only one person has ever survived that dose of radiation).
Once Rusk was removed from the reactor, he was no longer exposed to the radiation — and since he is not radioactive himself (radiation doesn’t work that way) — giving a radiation inhibitor at this point is useless, like closing the barn door after the horse has left. There is no radiation left to inhibit. The damage has already been done.

8. Quickdraw McGraw
Intramuscular medications (like the tranquilizer dart) do not take immediate effect. The medicine must be absorbed into the blood stream and spread throughout the body — or at least reach the brain) before it knocks the victim out.

9. Enough Already, George Michael
Scientifically-based faith (e.g. I have faith the sun will rise tomorrow) is a completely different concept than religious-based faith and the terms are not really interchangeable.

Since this is not a current episode, it’s not going to affect the Doomsday clock — which is a good thing for the show.

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A recurrent controversy on this blog has been whether Dr. Jericho Drumm (better known as Brother Voodoo) is a psychiatrist or psychologist. In various stories over the years, he’s been referred to as both (sometimes within the same comic). Calling him a psychologist occurs the most frequently, and that seems to be generally accepted. But is it true?

With the recent release of Doctor Voodoo: The Origin of Jericho Drumm, which reprints Brother Voodoo’s first appearance, the question can finally be answered.

So which is Brother Voodoo?

Here is his first appearance (as Dr. Jericho Drumm) and he is clearly identified as a “noted psychologist.” So that answers the question, right?

Not so fast. Here is Dr. Drumm a page later whipping out his stethoscope and tending to his dying brother. He even pulls out a syringe and medication to administer to him.

It seems that Brother Voodoo’s first appearance only complicates the debate. He is clearly identified as a psychologist, yet he is practicing medicine just a page later. I think it can be chalked up to yet another writer confusing psychiatrist and psychologist, an all too common occurrence. However, given that Drumm’s use of Western medicine is key to his character at this point in the story, I suspect the writer fully intended for him to have medical training, and therefore be a psychiatrist.

All scenes from Strange Tales #169 (reprinted — and it appears re-colored — in Doctor Voodoo: The Origin of Jericho Drumm). Written by Len Wein (though Roy Thomas had some input into the creation of Brother Voodoo as well) and penciled by Gene Colan.

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Not the best episode of Fringe. The storyline was pretty cliche (the sheriff involved, really?) and the science was wrong, wrong, wrong.

The Plot: A state trooper picks up a young boy running away from home. A few minutes later, he looks over at his passenger and discovers that the boy has suddenly become horribly deformed. The trooper arrives at the station and he and two coworkers photograph the child and enter him into their database. They all mention that they’ve heard rumors of deformities such as this, but never actually seen one. Suddenly, a car pulls up and three adults, all as deformed as the child, enter the station and kill all the troopers, reclaiming the boy.

The Fringe team is called in because of the picture of the deformed boy. Looking through other files at the station, the team finds thirty years worth of similar reports, though no actual evidence, all centered on the nearby town of Edina. Deciding that it’s their next logical stop, the team heads over to Edina where they meet the local sheriff. He tells them he’s also heard stories of deformed people nearby, but never seen one. He also identified the sound the team has heard since entering the town as the “Edina Hum” – which he blames on turbines at a nearby military base. Strangely, the hum causes Walter to start singing nonsense words to Bizet’s Carmen.

As the team heads out of town back to their hotel, they are run off the road by a pick up truck. Dunham was knocked out by the crash but Peter stayed conscious. Walter is blissfully asleep in the back seat. The pickup that ran them off the road comes back and a deformed men gets out and starts shooting at the wrecked car. Peter gets off a couple of shots, and actually thinks he hits the shooter, before he gets back in his truck and drives away. Other federal agents arrive and inform the team that they’ve found an abandoned truck that matches their description. Peter spots a blood trail leading into the woods, and they find a dead man –- but he’s not deformed at all. The corpse is sent to Walter’s lab for autopsy.

Agent Broyles tells the team that the nearby Army base was once home to classified experiments known as “Project Elephant” back in the ‘70s. Meanwhile, in Walter’s lab, when the body bag is opened, the corpse has become deformed once again. Walter continues to sing Carmen and Astrid realizes that the song is really a mnemonic for “Harkness,” which Walter recognizes as the name of the campus’s law library. Furthermore, he remembers that he did work on “Project Elephant” –- which dealt with camouflage — and hid some papers in the library, which he and Astrid successfully recover.

Peter and Dunham are going through the county and federal records on the town of Edina and realize that several key files are missing. The census date shows the town population has only changed by deaths and a few births — no one has moved in or out of town in the past thirty years. The town sheriff calls to tell Dunham that he has located the owner of the truck and wants Peter and Dunham to join him at the subject’s house. They agree, unaware that the sheriff is setting a trap for them.

Walter tells Astrid that the people of Edina are all hopelessly deformed because they lived too close to the military experiment. However, in order to help the people of Edina, one of the scientists built a giant transmitter that sends out powerful EM waves which fool the eyes into thinking what they see looks normal. Thus, as long as the residents stay within Edina and range of the transmitters, their deformities are hidden. When they leave town, their deformities can be seen again. Walter and Astrid find the transmitter and shut it off, proving his theory, as all the deformities are suddenly clear. Across town, the sheriff is not particularly good at his ambush and loses a few men, but he ultimately gets the drop on Peter and Dunham. Luckily, one of the town’s residents – sick of all the death of innocents – steps up and shoots the sheriff, saving the team. In the end, the transmitter is left on for the residents and it is decided that no one outside of the Fringe team and the residents will learn the truth about Edina.

1. The Eyes Have It
The eye does not act as a transmitter, sending through whatever the eye sees to the brain as if it were a fiber-optic cable. Instead, the receptors in the retina at the back of the eye are triggered by certain specific wavelengths of light, and when they’re triggered, a nerve impulse is sent to the visual areas of the brain. No extraneous information is transmitted. If a wavelength is not visible, it’s not visible, end of story.
So the EM wave is a low enough frequency to be heard as a deep hum, but still manages to affect the eye?

2. Are You Still Rose or Am I Hitting on Susan?
For the sake of argument, let’s say that the EM camouflage does work. How would it remain constant from person, to person, time to time? I see Rose as beautiful brunette instead of a Troma look alike. Does the person next to me see the same Rose as I do? If I leave town and then come back, does she still look the same to me?

3. A Window To the Soul (Kinda)
A Johari window is a cognitive tool that compares how we see ourselves with how others see us. It looks into four areas of personality: Arena (known to others and known to self), Façade (known to self but unknown to others), Blind Spot (known to others but not known to self), and “Unknown.”

4. God, that hand! The window! The window!
This is another episode this season (the third, I think) that had some definite Lovecraftian overtones, in this case “The Shadow Over Innsmouth”, about an isolated town with a deformed populace and a hidden secret.

5. Not What I Expect To See In a Corpse
Frankly, I’d expect histolysis (tissue decay) to be present in any corpse, not just shapechangers.

6. A Generation Unexplained
A germline mutation would be inheritable, but it wouldn’t have a tremendous (really any visible) effect on those originally exposed to the mutagen. So Teddy would be visibly deformed, but if Walter is right, Rose shouldn’t be.

Painfully bad science this week, the Fringe Doomsday Clock advance to 11: 56 (ironically, the real Doomsday Clock was moved back a minute this week)

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While almost all of DC Comics’ public service ads show their age in one way or another — they were published 40-50 years ago, after all — there are a handful that are truly, hopelessly outdated:

And now we can add one more to the list: a PSA that celebrates adding the 49th star to the American flag.

To be fair, it does mention that “next year” Hawaii will become the 50th state, and it gives a nice quick history of the flag. Still, there’s something a little depressing about this PSA in that it was written knowing it would be irrelevant in a year.

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This PSA was found in Adventure Comics #266 as well as the other DC comics from November 1959. This ad was written by the king-of-PSAs Jack Schiff, with art by Bernard Baily.

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Stories from the Golden Age of comics generally had a great deal more death than comics today where super-heroes have their vows against killing. More often than not, Golden Age villains died at the end of the story (especially if they were mad scientists or crime bosses), often in a poetic manner. Even Batman and Superman, while they usually didn’t kill the villains outright, often did nothing to stop their easily preventable death.

However, of all the Golden Age heroes, Doctor Fate had the highest body count. Here’s a quick tally of all the opponents he killed in just his first year of appearances:

Appearance	Comic	Body Count
1	More Fun Comics #55	1 mad scientist
2	More Fun Comics #56	(no one)1
3	More Fun Comics #57	1 sorcerer
4	More Fun Comics #58	1 sorcerer + “thousands” of fish
5	More Fun Comics #59	large alien spaceship
6	More Fun Comics #60	medium-sized enemy spaceship2
7	More Fun Comics #61	an entire planet3 + 1 mad scientist
8	More Fun Comics #62	1 mad scientist
9	More Fun Comics #63	1 sorcerer
10	More Fun Comics #64	1 Mayan god + 1 unfortunate explorer
11	More Fun Comics #65	underwater city
12	More Fun Comics #66	1 criminal

Notes:
1. While not killed outright, Wotan was chained to a rock for eternity within a hidden cavern deep in the earth — like Loki, only without the venomous snake.
2. It was piloted by tiny men, so that counts double, right?
3. An entire inhabited planet destroyed, forty years before Phoenix was essentially put to death for the same actions.

Subtitle: Scott Talks About Aphrodisiacs

Apothecarius Argentum is a manga series written by a trained pharmacist, so while the setting is a fairly generic medieval kingdom, the medical aspect is well done and based on both Eastern and Western medical traditions. Volume Three covers chapters 9 through 12 of the overall story. Volume One (part 1 and part 2) and Volume 2 annotations are also available.

Beazol is a small prosperous kingdom ruled over by a wise but very stern king. His only child, the princess Primula, is slowly coming into her own as a leader. Her closest companion is Argent, the royal apothecary (healer). He is a basilisk, a member of a secret society who has been purposefully exposed to various poisons since an infant. This renders him immune to toxins, but his skin also excretes a deadly poison, so he cannot touch anyone else.

In this volume, Lorca, the youngest son of Navara, the next kingdom over, comes to Beazol to woo Primula. He is sickly, but very devious -– quite the contrast to the straightforward Primula and Argent. Just as Argent is an expert on medicinal plants and herbs, Lorca is an expert on insects, especially beetles. The volume starts in Beazol, but then the action moves to the famine-ridden country of Navara.

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The plot of this episode of Fringe was, at best, so-so. They could have at least played up the “trapped in a building with a possible killer” angle. The science — and it’s generous calling it that — was painfully bad.

The Plot: In a large office building in Boston, a man walks into the office of a petroleum corporation, then drops dead, with his last breath spraying a fine mist of blood on all around him. Given the strange nature of the man’s death, the Fringe team is called in. Peter and Olivia arrive first and are interviewing bystanders. Walter, Broyles, and Astrid are on their way into the building, when one of the people exposed to the dead man’s blood comes walking toward the door, as fast as he can. Walter quickly shuts the door before the man can escape, and the man dies, spraying blood against the closed door. Fearful of an unknown contagious disease, the CDC is called in and the building quarantined — with Peter and Dunham still inside.

Some blood samples are obtained, and Walter takes them back to his lab. In the office building, the receptionist falls ill. Doing a little detective work, the team determines that the first dead man was a corporate spy from Dubai who was selling information on the peteroleum company’s competitors. The ill receptionist becomes frantic and violent. She scuffles with Peter, then jumps through a window, plummeting to the street below, dead. Unfortunately, Peter has been exposed to infected blood and now may be infected himself.

Inspecting the car of the corporate spy, the FBI and Center for Disease Control (CDC) find a core sample from 10 miles down that he was trying to sell. They also find the mysterious virus behind the outbreak contained within the core sample. Walter speculates it is 75,000 years old and was responsible for killing most of the mammals on Earth during the Ice Age (as opposed to the ice and cold). From this virus, Walter is able to concoct a test to determine who is infected and who isn’t. Walter believes that the virus has human-level intelligence and is purposefully acting to infect as many people as possible. He and Astrid enter the office building and test the staff. Most are not infected. Peter is showing signs of infection, but through sleight of hand, makes sure he has a negative test. The people who tested clean are escorted out of the building — except Peter. The guard at the door (a competent FBI agent at Fringe?) notices he has a nosebleed and keeps him in quarantine. In the end, eleven infected individuals remain in the building. Walter and Astrid also elect to stay.

Walter deduces that sulfur is a cure for the virus and relays the information to Dunham. Meanwhile, the CDC has called in the US Army to “take care of” the people remaining in the building. Dunham and Broyles ask for more time to synthesize Walter’s cure. Broyles suggests pumping the building full of Fentanyl gas (a strong narcotic) to knock everyone out and buy time. Dunham volunteers to enter the building and turn the HVAC back on. She scuffles with an infected Peter but succeeds in her mission. All the infected people are knocked out, Walter’s cure is made, and everyone (well, except for those already dead) survives.

It’s been a number of years since I’ve worked in a biochemistry or infectious disease lab, and I found the “science” in this episode totally appalling. I’m sure any actual infectious disease researcher or biochemist who watched the show had their television explode from the rays of frustration and hate their brains emitted. I’ll highlight a handful of items, but there are many more mistakes and plot holes that I didn’t have time to mention because I actually do have to get some sleep tonight.

1. I Give Him Credit For Trying
I applaud the bike messenger for attempting CPR (even if it was the 5 compression/1 breath technique that is not recommended anymore), but give it some time before you declare the guy dead. Ten compressions doesn’t cut it. At least continue the CPR until the EMTs arrive.

2. You Know What They Say About “Assume”
Walter believes the virus is transmitted by bodily fluids. How does he arrive at this conclusion? Certainly blood transmission seems probable, but how does he know about other bodily fluids? Is he surreptitiously testing saliva and semen?
He claims the virus is not airborne, or more people would be sick. How is he so sure about the incubation time? Maybe more people could be sick than he knows, they’re just not showing it yet. Sure, the bike messenger fell ill fast, but how do you know he was not exposed before (maybe the Dutch guy wasn’t patient zero), or maybe the messenger had a weakened immune system and succumbed faster than normal. Walter is making way too many assumptions.

3. Do You Even Know What You’re Testing For
There are way too many problems with Walter’s test.
Why the cheek swab? That’s used for DNA samples. Is he saying the virus can be found in the DNA of cheek cells?
Most viral tests look for antibodies against the virus — they’re a lot easier to develop. Of course, it usually takes several weeks for these antibodies to appear. There are some tests that look for the actual virus, but I don’t care how much of a genius Walter is, he couldn’t have cobbled one together so fast, or made enough of it to test the entire office building.
Most importantly, there was no prior testing to determine the false negative/false positive rate of Walter’s test. No test is 100% right all the time. They are risking everybody’s life on an unknown test.
Then Peter’s test was negative but he clearly was infected. We the viewers know he faked the test swab, but the characters don’t know that. Their first thought would have been: “Peter’s test was negative, but he has the disease. How many of these other people we let outside also had false negative tests?” And then they would have hustled them all back inside and left them there.

4. If Only My Labs In College Were This Easy
The scene in Walter’s lab was laughable.
No protective gear.
Isolating a virus in a test-tube using a centrifuge (and using it poorly) would never work. It’s not even close to being right.

5. Down In The Hole
Admittedly, I’m not a geologist, but how does 10 miles down equal 75,000 years. I would think it would be a lot more (years) than that.
The virus lived 75,000 years without a host — that’s impressive. Plus this virus can apparently be visualized without an electron microscope.

6. It’s A Gas
Fentanyl gas has been used at least once before to subdue a building full of people. In this case, it was a hostage situation in Russia with Chechnyan separatists. The Fentanyl didn’t work as well as expected and actually killed 117 hostages. In situations like that, it’s hard to control the inhaled dose — and Fentanyl can kill at the wrong dose. Plus, a fair number of people are allergic — fatally allergic — to narcotics.

7. Dire-Swine Flu?
Neuraminidase inhibitors are used to treat influenza viruses and … that’s about it. So this is a flu virus now

8. Eli Lilly Is Spinning In His Grave
In vivo does not equal in vitro. In other words, what works great in a test tube often doesn’t turn out to work so well in an actual living organism. If creating a new drug were as easy as Walter makes it out to be, we’d be neck deep in fancy new medications and the pharmaceutical companies wouldn’t be laying off people left and right.

9. Not So Smart, Is It?
If the virus really wanted to infect as many people as possible, why not infect the airplane instead of an office building? Those people would be in an airport and then other planes, not trapped in a building.

8. Nice Try, But…
The US Army is not authorized to act on US soil. National Guard, maybe.

9. Georgia On My Mind
I’m not sure of the actual powers of the CDC in a situation like this, but this seemed unrealistic to me. Their response was incredibly fast and a lot like a sledgehammer. I’m not saying the CDC isn’t fast — they are easily the best in the world at what they do — but they’re not that fast. And they actually do research, rather than just shoot people. Wait, was that a knock at the door?

I thought last week’s science was bad, but this was even worse. I have no choice but to move the Fringe Doomsday Clock forward two minutes to 11:58.

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In retrospect, I should have realized that a motherboard crash was imminent when my computer had trouble recognizing the new memory I added.

Oh well, I needed to update the computer anyway…

Updated through Episode Ten, with Episode Eleven to come tomorrow (hopefully).

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Higher scores this episode, thanks to some old friends including syphilis, paraneoplastic syndrome, and amyloidosis. Theta Sigma and The Erskine led the week with 18 points each.

Overall, TRad continues to lead with 59 points. Noether remains in second, but moved in closer with 58 points. Theta Sigma moved into third with 45 points, and Corien drops to fourth with 42 points. The Erskine and atg round up the top five (err, six) with 39 points.

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This episode was better than last week’s pathos-fest, but it was still lacking in the medicine department.

Valerie is a 27 year-old ruthless business woman who experiences the sudden onset of severe bilateral ear pain. She is admitted to House’s team, even though he finds her case uninteresting, because she is “hot” and yet has an ugly husband. Chase suggests that due to a recent dietary change, Valerie may have a vitamin deficiency which is causing her symptoms. House thinks that her change in diet may have boosted her already elevated cholesterol, leading to blocked arteries, heart damage, and an arrhythmia (abnormal heart rhythm) which she experiences as ear pain. Testing shows no evidence of blocked arteries, but it does confirm an arrhythmia. The team plans to start her on unspecified “cardiac medications.”

An ex-coworker of Valerie’s appears in her room, drunk, and accuses her of having an affair with him and later poisoning him to cause him to lose his job. She denies these accusations and security escorts the man out. The male members of the team jump to her defense, but Thirteen thinks that Valerie is up to something. When the team discussed the situation with House, he suggests that she may have been poisoned with thyroid medication, which would rev-up her heart and cause the arrhythmia. House and Foreman want her started on beta-blockers (to block the effects of the thyroid medication), but Thirteen sneaks her off to the MRI suite. Her testing reveals that Valerie has no emotions and is by definition a psychopath. Confronted later, Valerie admits to everything Thirteen suspects. All that her co-worker said is true — she slept with him and then poisoned him. She also admits she only married her husband for his trust fund.

Taking both the heart and brain symptoms into account, the new differential diagnosis consists tertiary syphilis (late stage syphilis where mental symptoms are common), Wilson’s disease (a disease of copper metabolism), and Hashimoto’s thyroiditis (autoimmune inflammation of the thyroid gland). The first seems the most likely, so they start Valerie on penicillin. There is a heated discussion between Valerie and Thirteen, and when Thirteen reaches to turn over Valerie’s arm, she breaks it. Further testing reveals elevated BUN (blood urea nitrogen) and creatinine levels which suggest kidney failure, which would explain the brittle and easily-broken bones.

House now feels that the Valerie’s psychopathy is something she was born with, and not a symptom of her condition. Focusing on the heart and kidney symptoms, Foreman suggests that she has paraneoplastic syndrome, likely from a lymphoma. House orders full body radiation therapy. Thirteen wants to run some tests first, but Foreman shoots her down.

There are more confrontations between Valerie and Thirteen, with Thirteen’s “innocent” questions lead Valerie’s husband to realize she’s was having an affair, and Valerie reporting her to the medical board. Eventually, Thirteen is removed from direct patient contact with Valerie, but Cuddy explains is it because Thirteen does not deserve to have Valerie inflicted upon her.

Valerie starts bleeding heavily from her mouth due to esophageal varices (enlarged, bleeding esophageal veins related to liver disease). She is taken to the operating room for a TIPS procedure (transjugular intrahepatic portosystemic shunt) — placement of a stent which bypasses the liver, relieving the elevated blood pressure in the liver which lead to the varices. This new symptom causes the team to reevaluate their diagnosis, and this time they consider and discard amyloidosis and alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency before settling on primary hepatic fibrosis (fibrosis of the liver not due to another disease). She is started on steroids and a search begins for a liver donor for transplant. Thirteen talks to Valerie’s sister and learns that she wasn’t always a psychopath — that started during her teen years. This suggests that the psychopathy is a symptom of her condition, and not something that can be overlooked. Thirteen and House realize that she must have Wilson’s disease, which is confirmed by looking at her fingernails which are blue. She is started on chelation therapy to remove the excess copper. By the end of the episode it seems to be working

Those of you who read comic books will know what I mean when I say that the medicine of this episode was the television equivalent of a Mark Millar comic: a bunch of dramatic set pieces connected by sketchy plotting and poor logic. Sudden ear pain (hand waving) It’s her heart! (hand waving) Oh no, kidney failure! (hand waving) It’s cancer! (hand waving) Now it’s liver failure (hand waving) Wilson’s disease and presto! Iit’s cured, and now the world is safe for democracy.

As usual, major complaints are in red, minor complaints are in blue, and nit-picking ones in green:

You do not treat a patient for cancer — be it radiation therapy or chemotherapy — without knowing what sort of cancer it is first. Different cancers have different treatments. Even if it is a B-Cell Lymphoma, there are over a dozen different cancers of that type, and only some are treated with radiation therapy. This seems to be a recurrent mistake this year.

Her kidney failure is so bad that her bones break that easily and she’s stopped producing urine and nobody noticed?
There’s no way it took that long before they checked her BUN/Creatinine. They would have been checked before running any cardiac artery testing to make sure her kidney could handle the dye.
Similar arguments for no one noticing her chronic liver disease bad enough to cause bleeding varices.

Wilson’s disease should have shown up on the MRI. You know, the one they used to dismiss the diagnosis of amyloidosis.

She sure improved from her fifteen years of Wilson’s disease improbably fast, especially her psychiatric symptoms.

A paraphrase:
Thirteen: If she has Wilson’s, why doesn’t she have Kayser-Fleischer rings?
House: Notice how I avoid answering — or even acknowledging — your question by distracting you with another symptom. Aren’t I (and by extension, the writers) clever?
(House could have just said that KF rings only occur in 2/3 of the patients with Wilson’s. Blue nails [azure lunula] are certainly seen in Wilson’s, but less commonly than KF rings).

Technically, Broca’s area is only on one side of the brain, it is not bilateral.

I suspect the fingernail polish under the pulse-ox (oxygen monitor) had already been wiped off – the monitors work a lot better that way.

The team never “ruled out” Wilson’s, they just focused on the tertiary syphilis instead.

The medical mystery was modestly interesting, but quickly forgotten and ear-pain was never again mentioned after the seven minute mark. It deserves a B. The final solution was a bit of a stretch, but actually fit fairly well (especially if you ignore the whole “chronic” aspect of the disease). It also earns a B. Overall, the medicine was spotty, with the team missing things an intern would have noticed. I give it a B-. The soap opera was light, but generally well done. I thought Olivia Wilde held up her end better than expected, but I’m surprised House never ran any sort of background check on his classmate. I give the soap opera a B.

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Another DC Comics Public Service Ad teaching about science — this time the topic is “The Atom” — more specifically radiolabeling (using radioactive isotopes to mark certain chemicals, which can then be traced), since that is what most of the vignettes depict.

As usual when dealing with these science PSAs, I have some questions and concerns:
Did the Brazilian doctor use radiolabeling to find the tumor (such as a bone scan or PET scan), or did he use radiation to treat it?
By 1959, there was already a Yellow Fever vaccine available, which would probably do more to eradicate the disease than making radioactive mosquitoes (wasn’t that a SciFi SyFy movie?)
The fourth panel is what really worries me. I think they’re using radioactive fertilizer in Canada to grow mutant tobacco plants.

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This PSA was found in Batman #128 as well as the other DC comics from December 1959. This ad was written by Jack Schiff. There is some debate about the identity of the artist, but most sources list Lou Cameron.

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Does Godwin’s Law apply to television shows? Actually, though the science was questionable, I thought the storyline was sufficiently creepy to be a good episode overall.

The Plot: At a wedding, the groom’s grandmother notices someone standing in the back who alarms her. As she moves to confront him, she starts gasping for breath, turns an ashen gray, and then collapses, dead. Soon, other members of her family start dying as well – fourteen total – and the Fringe team is called in. After examining the corpses, Walter and Peter declare that everyone has died of asphyxia (suffocation). Agent Dunham notices a tattoo on the grandmother’s arm that indicates she was a concentration camp survivor. Poking around the church, they find the groom, still alive, but gasping for air. He dies at their feet, bringing the death toll to fifteen.

At the lab, Walter starts his autopsy of one of the victims and notices that the blood is a deep blue (Prussian blue, perhaps?), indicating some form of toxin exposure. The team also realizes that everyone who died was a blood relative and a direct descendant of the grandmother. Re-examining the church, Peter finds a candle that is different from the others and brings it to Walter. A quick run through the lab equipment shows that the candle contains some sort of cyanide compound. Walter suspects the deaths at the wedding were an experiment by the murderer to see if his toxin would work, and predicts that he will strike again soon. Sure enough, in a similar episode, nine people die in a coffee shop. The connection this time is that they all have brown eyes.

Back at the lab, Walter has isolated the toxin and shows how it can be set up to target different proteins, depending on who the murderer wants to kill. He points out a carbon chain on the toxin that he claims in the creator’s “signature.” When Peter remarks that it looks like a seahorse, Walter realizes that the poison was created by his own father who had been a scientist in Berlin until fleeing in 1943 (his nickname was “seahorse”). He has kept his father’s formulas in some old German books, Peter sold them ten years ago when Walter was in the asylum. It all turns out to be a red herring though, as they are not connected to the mysterious murderer.

Meanwhile, Walter has managed to get a partial DNA profile of the killer from skin cells left on a fingerprint. He claims that it’s a bad sample though, because the telomeres are severely damaged, suggesting that the person must be at least one hundred years old. The FBI is able to track down the chemicals used in the making of the toxin, and get the killer’s address. They search the house (poorly), but find nothing, as their target is at that very moment escaping from his lab in the basement. Eventually, Agent Dunham finds the basement lab, but the killer has set a trap for them, with some of the toxin specifically targeted to Walter. Luckily, Dunham and Peter get Walter to medical care in time, and he survives. A clue (found by Dunham even) tells the team that the killer has his sights set on a World Tolerance conference going on in Boston. Peter, Dunham, and the FBI head over to the conference to look for the killer. Walter stays behind, mixing up something in the lab, and then he heads over to the conference himself. Peters spots the poison and he and Dunham are able to confiscate it before it can be activated – but they are interrupted by a horrible coughing sound and rush over to find the killer, disguised as a waiter, gasping for breath and dying. Walter has turned the tables on him and made a version of the poison specifically tuned to his DNA. As the episode ends, Peter and Walter are still puzzled how the murderer got his hands on Walter’s father’s research, not realizing that the killer was a Nazi scientist himself, somehow still alive sixty years later.

1. Stay on Target
According to Walter, the toxin binds to a particular protein, and this protein can be altered depending on who the target. Unfortunately, the Nazi scientist’s poor understanding of molecular biology has doomed more people than he realizes. For instance, there is no protein specific to brown eyes. Brown eyes simply have more melanin than other eye colors — but the other eye colors still contain melanin. Everyone in that coffee shop, including the Nazi, should have died. Similarly, there is no special protein in dark skin that sets them apart — people with darker skin simply have more melanin than lighter skinned people. Trying to kill off the darker skinned people would have killed everyone — well, except the albinos. Good job, Nazi scientist. Now the albinos rule the world.
Suddenly, in a virtual deus ex machina, the toxin can be programmed with a specific DNA — even though Walter made it point, repeatedly, to mention that it was created before DNA was understood.
Even if the poison could target DNA, how are you going to get that big of a molecule into the nucleus of the cell, let alone through the cell membrane?

2. Those Who Do Not Know History…
Walter is off on his history: the discovery of DNA predated the Nazis, not the other way around. DNA was discovered in the middle of the 19th century, well before the Third Reich. By the 1920s, there was strong evidence that DNA was involved in inheritance, with the first definitive experiment performed in 1943. Walter is probably thinking of Watson and Crick’s famous work on the structure of DNA, which was published in 1953.

3. Sure Hope He Never Testifies in Court
The signs Walter mentions — petechiae, bulging eyes — are seen in asphyxia caused by strangulation (they are related to increased venous pressure in the head from the compression of the blood vessels in the neck), not by asphyxia due to toxin inhalation.
Can the vitreous humor, a gel-like liquid, really swell?

4. How Dare You Kill People With My Dad’s Poison!
Walter was upset that the murderer was “perverting” his father’s work, but let’s not forget that his father’s work was a nasty chemical warfare agent.

5. It Is Impolite To Inquire As To A Telomere’s Age
Telomeres are special DNA sequences on the ends of chromosomes that keep it from breaking down or fraying. There has been some good research suggesting a link between aging and the break down of telomeres. Still, it’s a dubious stretch to tell someone’s age from looking at their telomeres.

6. Nasty Poison
Hydrogen cyanide can kill remarkably fast, depending on its concentration.

6. Comes With A Certificate of Authenticity
That seahorse “signature” is so incredibly bulky and large that it would interfere with the biological activity of the toxin. Plus, it’s bad planning because it provides an easy target to identify and develop an antibody against.

7. Two Puffs Four Times A Day
A nit-pick here, but the groom sure has poor inhaler technique (but then, so do many of my patients — and a quick Google search reveals that much of the internet has a similarly poor understanding.) The inhaler should be held an inch or two in front of the mouth, not actually in the mouth.

The science was quite questionable this week, but I thought the story did a good job keeping the suspense going — and the Nazi scientist was truly creepy — so it’s a wash and the Doomsday Clock stays at 11:58.

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